ManMachine

@max@manmachine.me

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[?]Nina Kalinina [she/her] » 🌐
@nina_kali_nina@tech.lgbt

Oberon 3 for ARM (on the screenshot: RPi2) is neat. It is always refreshing to try operating systems and interfaces that live in a completely different paradigm from *nix or win-like. I'm running a pre-release from 11 hours ago.

github.com/rochus-keller/Obero

A screenshot of QEMU running in MacOS. The emulated graphical system is ETH Oberon 3 with Gadgets, running ARM Native port

Alt...A screenshot of QEMU running in MacOS. The emulated graphical system is ETH Oberon 3 with Gadgets, running ARM Native port

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[?]Ekaitz Zarraga 👹 » 🔓
@ekaitz_zarraga@mastodon.social

@nina_kali_nina AAAAAAWWWW ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

    [?]Kirtai 🏳️‍⚧️ [she/her] » 🌐
    @kirtai@tech.lgbt

    @nina_kali_nina
    Definitely something I'm interested in.

      [?]dmi 💽 [they/them (or she/her)] » 🔓
      @domi@donotsta.re

      @nina_kali_nina i’m fascinated by the cursor. it looks truly original, that’s rare

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        [?]Moses Izumi » 🔓
        @moses_izumi@fe.disroot.org

        @domi @nina_kali_nina
        pretty much just the AmigaOS pointer but black

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          [?]Nina Kalinina [she/her] » 🔓
          @nina_kali_nina@tech.lgbt

          @moses_izumi @domi and no gradients. Amiga OS was released in 1985. Oberon was released in 1987, but work on it started before that. You can see Oberon's predecessor, Lilith, using the very same cursor no later than in 1984, almost certainly by 1983, and probably by 1980. pascal.hansotten.com/niklaus-w

          A photo of a vertical CRT display showing multiple windows, denoted as white frames, and a Pascal/Oberon style mouse cursor

          Alt...A photo of a vertical CRT display showing multiple windows, denoted as white frames, and a Pascal/Oberon style mouse cursor

            [?]Moses Izumi » 🌐
            @moses_izumi@fe.disroot.org

            @nina_kali_nina
            Rare glimpse into a world where computers are designed by scholars instead of salesmen.

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              [?]Nina Kalinina [she/her] » 🌐
              @nina_kali_nina@tech.lgbt

              @moses_izumi it's not even funny because this is how all the modern OSes look like to most people :<

              The same screenshot of Oberon running in Qemu except it has a few pop-up banners asking to send notifications, to sign in with Google, and a couple of ads

              Alt...The same screenshot of Oberon running in Qemu except it has a few pop-up banners asking to send notifications, to sign in with Google, and a couple of ads

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                [?]Alex M » 🌐
                @alexmu@social.vivaldi.net

                @nina_kali_nina oberon is the computing history we should have had

                  [?]algernon.st » 🔓
                  @zardoz03@mastodon.online

                  @nina_kali_nina
                  I could actually run this native 👀

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                    [?]Nina Kalinina [she/her] » 🔓
                    @nina_kali_nina@tech.lgbt

                    @zardoz03 maybe you should!

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                      [?]algernon.st » 🔓
                      @zardoz03@mastodon.online

                      @nina_kali_nina i will have to wait until May, when i have some more time than current

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                        [?]nash » 🌐
                        @nash@labyrinth.social

                        you ever write code so inefficient they have to update the whole power grid

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                        [?]宮城巴惠 [he/him/she/her/they/them/whatever] » 🌐
                        @KitsuneofInari@mastodon.sakura-star.net

                        Krita’s Maintainer is awesome!

                        Krita Maintainer Halla posting that reads: 

“Speaking as the Krita maintainer, I don’t want us to accept any LLM-generated code into Krita.

Some may say, as long as the contributor understands the code it’s fine, but that’s a fallacy.

No programmer really fully understands the code they are working with (otherwise bugzilla would be empty); but with LLM-generated code they haven’t even put any thought into it. That code will be unmaintainable.

And that’s even completely apart from the fact that using LLM’s to generate code lowers your cognitive capacity, burns up the planet, destroys water sources all over the world and takes away from people what fits them best: being creative together with other humans.

The right thing to do could be to, after you’ve experimented in this environmentally-disastrous way, to describe the feature you reached and wanted and make a wish item in bugzilla, or discuss it here, and then let people who can code implement it in a responsible way.”

                        Alt...Krita Maintainer Halla posting that reads: “Speaking as the Krita maintainer, I don’t want us to accept any LLM-generated code into Krita. Some may say, as long as the contributor understands the code it’s fine, but that’s a fallacy. No programmer really fully understands the code they are working with (otherwise bugzilla would be empty); but with LLM-generated code they haven’t even put any thought into it. That code will be unmaintainable. And that’s even completely apart from the fact that using LLM’s to generate code lowers your cognitive capacity, burns up the planet, destroys water sources all over the world and takes away from people what fits them best: being creative together with other humans. The right thing to do could be to, after you’ve experimented in this environmentally-disastrous way, to describe the feature you reached and wanted and make a wish item in bugzilla, or discuss it here, and then let people who can code implement it in a responsible way.”

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                        [?]Cat Poníčková » 🌐
                        @poni@ak.kawen.space

                        poni 18+ alt

                        you are not ready for this poni:5
                        we are not ready for this poni:7

                        Closed

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                        [?](j) osiet the :KulaZKosmosu: » 🌐
                        @josie@wbrew.radom.pl

                        @poni I would prefer not to.
                        What are going to post there? Practical tips for young people thinking of obtaining their drivers license?

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                          [?]Cat Poníčková » 🌐
                          @poni@ak.kawen.space

                          @josie sometimes i wish i could be as evil as you

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                            [?](j) osiet the :KulaZKosmosu: » 🌐
                            @josie@wbrew.radom.pl

                            @poni @josie you left academia too early to achieve this stage of grief

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                              [?]Cat Poníčková » 🌐
                              @poni@ak.kawen.space

                              @josie maybe the academia left me

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                                [?]ozzi » 🔓
                                @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz

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                                [?]ManMachine » 🔓
                                @max@manmachine.me

                                that's what it's designed to do

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                                  [?]ozzi » 🔓
                                  @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz

                                  @max@manmachine.me
                                  sometimes it also gives fancy degrees so fancy employers can leave you broken

                                  or you stay in academia forever and continue the cycle

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                                    [?]abadidea [she/her] » 🌐
                                    @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

                                    IT'S HAPPENING

                                    GITHUB, THE FIRST ENTERPRISE CLOUD SOLUTION TO REACH ZERO NINES RELIABILITY

                                    mrshu.github.io/github-statuse

                                    uptime graph reading: 95 incidents in last 90 days - 89.91% uptime

                                    Alt...uptime graph reading: 95 incidents in last 90 days - 89.91% uptime

                                    classic meme image: "it's happening" with Ron Paul laser show

                                    Alt...classic meme image: "it's happening" with Ron Paul laser show

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                                      [?]The Psychotic Network Ferret » 🤖 🌐
                                      @nuintari@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                                      ... [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                      @0xabad1dea They say schadenfreude is an ugly emotion, but I just cannot help myself. I experience joy when Microsoft fails. It gives me hope that maybe, just maybe this world can correct some of our mistakes.

                                        [?]Roger BW 😷 » 🌐
                                        @RogerBW@discordian.social

                                        @0xabad1dea Codeberg can't manage that, even with all the DDoSes!

                                          [?]jbaggs [he / him] » 🌐
                                          @jbaggs@infosec.exchange

                                          @0xabad1dea This is why I'm migrating to hub hub.

                                            [?]David Chisnall (*Now with 50% more sarcasm!*) » 🌐
                                            @david_chisnall@infosec.exchange

                                            @0xabad1dea

                                            There are two nines in their uptime number!

                                            No one said they had to be leading digits…

                                              [?]Thepi » 🌐
                                              @thepi@urusai.social

                                              @0xabad1dea aw hell yeah zero nines

                                                [?]abadidea [she/her] » 🌐
                                                @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

                                                I am going to once again clarify that a) this is an independent third party tracker b) it tracks ten subsystems and overlays all incidents on one timeline to arrive at the sub-90% overall reliability; it does not mean that the github site is just completely dead 10% of the time.

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                                                [?]Dimitri Bouniol » 🌐
                                                @dimitribouniol@mastodon.social

                                                @0xabad1dea I mean, it also doesn’t _not_ say that 😛

                                                  [?]наб » 🌐
                                                  @nabijaczleweli@101010.pl

                                                  @0xabad1dea sure as hell feels like it though

                                                    [?]abadidea [she/her] » 🌐
                                                    @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

                                                    I am in a hell entirely of my own making; a hell where I get the reply “but there are still two nines in that number,” forever

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                                                    [?]Ratsnake Games 🔞 [she/her, i guess] » 🌐
                                                    @ratsnakegames@mastodon.social

                                                    @0xabad1dea "Local dog owner DOSes Github to defuse social media joke, news at 11"

                                                      [?]Kraftwerk-Das Model Collapse [he/None/ask] » 🔓
                                                      @dngrs@chaos.social

                                                      @0xabad1dea we all know there are two nines in strawberry

                                                        [?]abadidea [she/her] » 🌐
                                                        @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

                                                        I'll assume the half of these that I can't actually read because they use the "only visible to people logged in to bluesky" toggle are all, to the last, the same "two nines" reply 😂

                                                        a notification from bridgy letting me know that I have like six billion replies from bluesky users not directly bridged to mastodon.

                                                        Alt...a notification from bridgy letting me know that I have like six billion replies from bluesky users not directly bridged to mastodon.

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                                                        [?]abadidea [she/her] » 🌐
                                                        @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

                                                        GIRL I GOT MORE NINES THAN GITHUB :blobcatcool:

                                                        Screenshot showing my post has over 900 reboggles and over 1000 likes. … and exactly 69 replies

                                                        Alt...Screenshot showing my post has over 900 reboggles and over 1000 likes. … and exactly 69 replies

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                                                          [?]KIP/JΛYCHØU ⁂ :chuckya: :atproto: :nostr: » 🔓
                                                          @admin@mstdn.feddit.social

                                                          @0xabad1dea TopOfTheFedi :fediverse:

                                                          https://discover.holos.social/

                                                          Alt...https://discover.holos.social/

                                                            [?]Misty [she/her] » 🌐
                                                            @misty@digipres.club

                                                            @0xabad1dea Congrats / condolences

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                                                              [?]abadidea [she/her] » 🌐
                                                              @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

                                                              @misty no one’s been unhinged at me at least, I’ve just gotten the same joke reply dozens of times

                                                                [?]Sham 🏳️‍🌈 » 🔓
                                                                @shammers@mastodon.coffee

                                                                @0xabad1dea that reply number tho. nice.

                                                                  [?]Mike Edey » 🌐
                                                                  @mce@cosocial.ca

                                                                  @0xabad1dea little endian don’t count.

                                                                    [?]Graham Sutherland / Polynomial » 🔓
                                                                    @gsuberland@chaos.social

                                                                    @0xabad1dea presumably alongside a lot of "but there are still four nines in total in the picture"

                                                                      [?]🇺🇦 Anna Filina » 🔓
                                                                      @afilina@phpc.social

                                                                      @0xabad1dea It's still a good overview of the end user experience.

                                                                      When I try to merge a PR, I need several other services to work correctly, so when one is down, I still can't do anything properly. A bit like if my keyborad is broken, a working screen isn't very useful.

                                                                        [?]HellPie » 🌐
                                                                        @hellpie@raru.re

                                                                        @0xabad1dea they can't gain three-9s through 99.9% so they are now course-correcting to three-9s through 89.99%

                                                                          [?]trenchworms » 🌐
                                                                          @trenchworms@eldritch.cafe

                                                                          @0xabad1dea my self-hosted gitea has a higher uptime lmao

                                                                            [?]mathieui » 🔓
                                                                            @mathieui@piaille.fr

                                                                            @0xabad1dea Maybe github management counts that as "two nines"'?

                                                                              [?]Michael Simons » 🌐
                                                                              @rotnroll666@mastodon.social

                                                                              @0xabad1dea There's still two 9s in there. Depending on what or who that is counting, that is probably just fine.

                                                                                [?]HTPC NZ » 🌐
                                                                                @htpcnz@mastodon.social

                                                                                @0xabad1dea copilot is flying it straight in to a cliff face...

                                                                                  [?]sobkas » 🌐
                                                                                  @sobkas@mastodon.social

                                                                                  @0xabad1dea waiting for 0.99999% reliability, see there are five of them and this is where it counts

                                                                                    [?]Dave [He / Him] » 🔓
                                                                                    @Laird_Dave@chaos.social

                                                                                    @0xabad1dea there are 2 nines in there, I don't see the issue :P

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                                                                                      [?]Raphaël V » 🌐
                                                                                      @raphv@social.edu.nl

                                                                                      @0xabad1dea Thank goodness GitHub is just a popular code repository, and not something anyone would treat as an essential piece of infrastructure in their software provisioning, integration, distribution or whatever process.

                                                                                        [?]Mind of Frankestein » 🌐
                                                                                        @tychosoft@social.tchncs.de

                                                                                        @0xabad1dea That's like when GE merged with Bell Atlantic, and we got the worst quality of service paired with the lowest reliability provider. Just getting dial tone was a crap shoot...

                                                                                          [?]James Henstridge » 🌐
                                                                                          @jamesh@aus.social

                                                                                          @0xabad1dea sure, if you're going to be a stick in the mud and only count nines at the start of the number.

                                                                                          If you get rid of that restriction, they've still got two nines.

                                                                                            [?]Marc 🐷🌏 » 🌐
                                                                                            @marc_eu@veganism.social

                                                                                            @0xabad1dea
                                                                                            To make matters (much) worse, copilot seems to be very reliable ...

                                                                                              [?]Karpour » 🌐
                                                                                              @karpour@mstdn.social

                                                                                              @0xabad1dea I'm sure CoPilot would agree that 9.9999% is much easier to accomplish than 99.999%

                                                                                                [?]mini [he/him, they/them] » 🔓
                                                                                                @mini@perfect.moe

                                                                                                @0xabad1dea I love that I am reading this while waiting for GitHub to fix their API throwing HTTP 503 errors :)

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                                                                                                  [?]mini [he/him, they/them] » 🔓
                                                                                                  @mini@perfect.moe

                                                                                                  @0xabad1dea Also, I note, an issue that never made it to their status page!

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                                                                                                    [?]abadidea [she/her] » 🔓
                                                                                                    @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                    @mini yeah, the official status page is *comically* conservative because of misaligned incentives.

                                                                                                      [?]grepe » 🌐
                                                                                                      @grepe@ieji.de

                                                                                                      @0xabad1dea i really don't understand how and real companies still use microsoft products. and i try really hard. i build software infrastructure and do tool selection for developer teams for a living. my previous company used microsoft dynamic 365 as their CRM. they paid about 4 million per year euros for it (significant expense given the company size) and they threw away their own solution in favor of that. yet, the thing was down and unusable (as in whole departments of the company cannot do their work at all and we were bleeding hundreds of thousands in real money every few hours) at least once every two months! longest outages lasted 2 or 3 days. and that's not even counting all the consultancy expenses to manage and customize that thing because there was no internal know-how to do that. the company before that switched from one cloud to another for no apparent practical reason with disastrous consequences for development of the product... these kinds of management decisions are entirely irrational and the only way i can explain them is that companies like microsoft and google invest more in kickbacks to decision makers than into development of their products.

                                                                                                        [?]standev [he/him] » 🌐
                                                                                                        @standev@mstdn.social

                                                                                                        @0xabad1dea i mean it does have nines in it, so it’s the slop version of two nines

                                                                                                          [?]n1k0 » 🔓
                                                                                                          @n1k0@mamot.fr

                                                                                                          @0xabad1dea sloptastic news!

                                                                                                            [?]William Pietri » 🌐
                                                                                                            @williampietri@sfba.social

                                                                                                            @0xabad1dea Looking at it positively, they do have 4 eights of reliability.

                                                                                                              [?]Ntropic » 🌐
                                                                                                              @Ntropic@chaos.social

                                                                                                              @0xabad1dea Microsoft would argue that 89.91% actually has 2 9s

                                                                                                                [?]Wordmark » 🌐
                                                                                                                @wordmark@mas.to

                                                                                                                @0xabad1dea its probably running on now go codeberg.org

                                                                                                                  [?]DJGummikuh » 🌐
                                                                                                                  @DJGummikuh@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                  @0xabad1dea I mean technically, they still have 2 nines there... 🤔 😅

                                                                                                                    [?]bws » 🌐
                                                                                                                    @bws@social.linux.pizza

                                                                                                                    @0xabad1dea microsoft can't devops.

                                                                                                                      [?]Mx. Eddie R [They/them] » 🔓
                                                                                                                      @silvermoon82@wandering.shop

                                                                                                                      @0xabad1dea
                                                                                                                      No nine!

                                                                                                                      Alt...The hyenas from The Lion King dance in a circle, cheering "No nine! No nine! La la la!"

                                                                                                                        [?]thegreekgeek » 🔓
                                                                                                                        @thegreekgeek@mstdn.io

                                                                                                                        @0xabad1dea
                                                                                                                        "What are you talking about I see two nines right there." John Microsoft probably

                                                                                                                          [?]Teftuft 𓃹 » 🌐
                                                                                                                          @teftuft@leporid.net

                                                                                                                          @0xabad1dea I wonder at what point they will declare Uptime Bankruptcy and start fresh?

                                                                                                                            [?]Alex » 🌐
                                                                                                                            @alexh@c.im

                                                                                                                            @0xabad1dea
                                                                                                                            @mogi ok maybe codeberg is doing alright lol

                                                                                                                              [?]Alun Jones » 🌐
                                                                                                                              @ftp_alun@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                              @0xabad1dea Paraphrasing Queeg, "it's got a nine in it".
                                                                                                                              I've worked for enough companies that I've seen teams who couldn't even manage nine fives.

                                                                                                                                [?]Netraven » 🔓
                                                                                                                                @Netraven@hear-me.social

                                                                                                                                @0xabad1dea numbers are not my forte. I'll admit I'm an idiot. what in the name of crimes against statistics is going on here?

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                                                                                                                                  [?]abadidea [she/her] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                  @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                  @Netraven

                                                                                                                                  - major web service providers generally sign agreements with their largest customers to provide "five nines" of uptime: 99.999%.

                                                                                                                                  - Github, one of the most important pieces of infrastructure for computer programming in general, has been getting increasingly unstable over the last several months.

                                                                                                                                  - Github's own official downtime tracker is extremely, uh, conservative, because the more they officially acknowledge as downtime, the more trouble they're in with major customers. But even by their rosiest estimates, they've lost several nines

                                                                                                                                  - This third party tracker concludes that Github has dropped below 90%, that is to say, to zero nines, for the last 90 days. Note that this is counting any big observable problem as downtime, even if the entire site isn't completely dead.

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                                                                                                                                    [?]Netraven » 🔓
                                                                                                                                    @Netraven@hear-me.social

                                                                                                                                    @0xabad1dea oh thank you very much, that makes sense.

                                                                                                                                      [?]RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: [no pref] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                      @rootwyrm@weird.autos

                                                                                                                                      @0xabad1dea @Netraven and as someone who has been one of those 'very large' customers, I can tell you for fact that every cloud provider will use every single excuse in the book and every method they possibly can to straight up lie about their uptime.

                                                                                                                                      The number one cheat? "Oh, that wasn't an official incident. So not covered." Number two, "you didn't file a ticket when it happened."

                                                                                                                                        [?][HANDMAIDEN] xan » 🌐
                                                                                                                                        @xan@xantronix.social

                                                                                                                                        @0xabad1dea THERE ARE ZERO NINES

                                                                                                                                        starting to think Microsoft has a humiliation kink

                                                                                                                                        Picard yelling in defiance of his Cardassian captor

                                                                                                                                        Alt...Picard yelling in defiance of his Cardassian captor

                                                                                                                                          [?]Thibault D. » 🌐
                                                                                                                                          @ThibaultDu@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                          @0xabad1dea The other day I got a 500 error just by creating a new issue with 5 text lines, that's how bad things have gotten. (Never happened before)

                                                                                                                                            [?]boomhauer » 🌐
                                                                                                                                            @boomhauer@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                            @0xabad1dea they're working toward 5 nines - 9.9999% uptime

                                                                                                                                              [?]Richard Hendricks » 🔓
                                                                                                                                              @hendric@astronomy.city

                                                                                                                                              @0xabad1dea 4 eights, here we goooooooo!

                                                                                                                                                [?]Renato Ramonda [He/Him] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                @renatoram@fosstodon.org

                                                                                                                                                @0xabad1dea WDYM, 89,9 has TWO nines!

                                                                                                                                                  [?]Melroy van den Berg » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                  @melroy@mastodon.melroy.org

                                                                                                                                                  @0xabad1dea soon we try to keep track of percentage down time instead of uptime 🤣

                                                                                                                                                    [?]ronaldopace » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                    @ronaldopace@androiddev.social

                                                                                                                                                    @0xabad1dea this is beautiful! Thanks for sharing and giving us hope!

                                                                                                                                                      [?]Jon » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                      @oddhack@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                                                      @0xabad1dea Like Copilot, github is Only For Entertainment.

                                                                                                                                                        [?]Fiona Ebner » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                        @totientfunction@mathstodon.xyz

                                                                                                                                                        @0xabad1dea Nobody ever got fired by being bought by Microsoft...wait!

                                                                                                                                                          [?]scarlett [They/Them] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                          @scarlett@gamepad.club

                                                                                                                                                          @0xabad1dea fake, I can see 2 nines right there. :P

                                                                                                                                                            [?]Maciej Barć » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                            @xgqt@functional.cafe

                                                                                                                                                            @0xabad1dea

                                                                                                                                                            if you live in the ~~codeburger~~ codeberg land nothing ever happens (and it's good)

                                                                                                                                                              [?]TrimTab 🇺🇦 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                              @TrimTab@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                              @0xabad1dea

                                                                                                                                                              Has Github tried turning it off and then on again? 5 times? Its probably all windows and azure based now since the takeover, so they need to boot the hell out of it all i bet.

                                                                                                                                                              The whole back end is also probably vibe coded by copilot. I strongly advise people migrate their projects to greener pastures that don't feed the MS attack chain.

                                                                                                                                                                [?]DressToKILT » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                @dresstokilt@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                @0xabad1dea people in the comments channeling their inner Gul Madred "there are two nines."

                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Stephen Brooks 🦆 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                  @sjb@mstdn.io

                                                                                                                                                                  @0xabad1dea Soon the reason I don't use Github will be "I can't access it" rather than "I don't use centralised services or Git".

                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Sharpe! [He/his/him] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                    @Rgsharpe@sfba.social

                                                                                                                                                                    I never had use for it myself, but I am gobsmacked how many people and projects continued to use Github after Microsoft bought it. Everything piece of bullshit that has happened since was foreseeable and foreseen.

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                                                                                                                                                                    [?]hko 😷🪁 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                    @hko@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                    So apparently the source code of one highly valued, LLM-based code-production product has been inspected by external actors, and found to be extensive, but not exactly an impressive feat of engineering.
                                                                                                                                                                    Reportedly it consists in some part of natural language directions that attempt to coax, beg, and beseech the text generator to produce desired kinds of output.

                                                                                                                                                                    Has anyone coined the term "autocompleading" for this style of software development yet?

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                                                                                                                                                                    [?]CYBER_RISK_MITIGATION_REMINDER [he / him] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                    @pikesley@mastodon.me.uk

                                                                                                                                                                    INTERCAL: We have keywords like PLEASE and IGNORE because we think it's funny

                                                                                                                                                                    Anthropic: We have PLEASE and IGNORE *baked into our source-code* because we have no fucking idea how this thing works

                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Eniko Fox » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                    @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                    RE: neuromatch.social/@jonny/11632

                                                                                                                                                                    so the take-away from this is that all of this agentic stuff backend is just begging the LLM to please, please not fuck up? am i getting this right?

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                                                                                                                                                                    [?]jonny (good kind) [they/them] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                    @jonny@neuromatch.social

                                                                                                                                                                    • Claude code source "leaks" in a mapfile
                                                                                                                                                                    • people immediately use the code laundering machines to code launder the code laundering frontend
                                                                                                                                                                    • now many dubious open source-ish knockoffs in python and rust being derived directly from the source

                                                                                                                                                                    What's anthropic going to do, sue them? Insist in court that LLM recreating copyrighted code is a violation of copyright???

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                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Tuxic [they/them] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                    @tuxic@mastodon.xyz

                                                                                                                                                                    @eniko we had an internal workshop about this (a lot of techbros at work...) and yes, that is basically it, begging and praying (and spending enough money to hire more people)

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                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Eniko Fox » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                      @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                      this isn't engineering this is a religious cult

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                                                                                                                                                                      [?]c-x-b :verified: :verified: [he/him] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                      @cxberger@mastodon.boiler.social

                                                                                                                                                                      @eniko gotta preach the TESCREAL gospel or the Basilisk will get ya

                                                                                                                                                                        [?]RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: [no pref] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                        @rootwyrm@weird.autos

                                                                                                                                                                        @eniko @catsalad this isn't even a religious cult, it's a fucking *cargo* cult.

                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Billy O'Neal » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                          @malwareminigun@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                          @eniko maybe this is a hot take but I think having employees can be a lot like this which is why it doesn’t raise red flags for managers

                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Andrew [he/him/any] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                            @andrewt@mathstodon.xyz

                                                                                                                                                                            @eniko yeah, this is how all AI "engineering" works under the hood. every time the model does something stupid, they write an extra bit of system prompt to burn a few tokens explaining not to do that thing. same exact energy as shadiversity writing "correct anatomy, perfect lighting, masterpiece x1000000" at the end of every prompt as if the model knows how to do those things but simply chose not to

                                                                                                                                                                              [?]J M Berntson [she/her, they/them] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                              @jedimb@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                              @eniko A vast mass of bad code held together by duct tape (and prayers).

                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Mx. Eddie R [They/them] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                @silvermoon82@wandering.shop

                                                                                                                                                                                @eniko
                                                                                                                                                                                Also, "please don't do crimes".

                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]⛧-440729 [sophie raven] [it/its;l=en, es/ihr;l=de (3pp only)] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                  @sophie@mastodon.catgirl.cloud

                                                                                                                                                                                  /usr/bin/which: no fish in (/home/sophie/.local/bin:/home/sophie/bin:/usr/local/bin:/usr/bin)

                                                                                                                                                                                  no fibsh qwq

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                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]hades » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                  @hades@social.lol

                                                                                                                                                                                  @sophie that’s why i use windows

                                                                                                                                                                                  plenty of fish in the C:

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                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Nanoraptor [She/Her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                    @NanoRaptor@bitbang.social

                                                                                                                                                                                    Will you most likely pick:

                                                                                                                                                                                    This first option.:59
                                                                                                                                                                                    The classic second.:116
                                                                                                                                                                                    Definitely the fourth.:196
                                                                                                                                                                                    Lucky third.:213

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                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Alice Averlong🏳️‍⚧️ [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                    @foone@digipres.club

                                                                                                                                                                                    PSA:

                                                                                                                                                                                    1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly

                                                                                                                                                                                    2. If you are silly, you must stay silly

                                                                                                                                                                                    2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness

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                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Alice Averlong🏳️‍⚧️ [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                    @foone@digipres.club

                                                                                                                                                                                    (this is a 2023 tumblr post I made, and I'd crossposted it to Blusky but apparently not mastodon!)

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                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]ThatHumanBeing » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                    @ThatHumanBeing@social.vivaldi.net

                                                                                                                                                                                    @foone that’s what 23 years and how many names ago?

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                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Matthew Dockrey » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                      @attoparsec@clacks.link

                                                                                                                                                                                      @foone I was born silly, and I will die silly.

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                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]gnate » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                        @gnate@ohai.social

                                                                                                                                                                                        @attoparsec @foone

                                                                                                                                                                                        You either die silly, or live long enough to become silly.

                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Zuthal [he/him] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                          @zuthal@floofy.tech

                                                                                                                                                                                          @foone if you are silly, you must look for ways to get sillier

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                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Alice Averlong🏳️‍⚧️ [she/her] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                            @foone@digipres.club

                                                                                                                                                                                            @zuthal good addition. we can always be sillier

                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]🕹️Jaystation🎮 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                              @Jay@beige.party

                                                                                                                                                                                              @foone I'm working on it 😅

                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]LR » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                @lritter@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                @foone i never got favs for being silly. so i stopped. i'm not going to be silly for silliness' sake! i need signs of salience! otherwise i'm thinking i am making a big mistake! why am i yelling!

                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Vera [she/her/hers] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                  @xevra@social.radimant.org

                                                                                                                                                                                                  @foone This whole castle is a sillyness machine.

                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]kuranobi » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                    @kuranobi@mas.to

                                                                                                                                                                                                    @foone The silly must flooooooow

                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Caio C. G. Oliveira » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                      @caiocgo@social.vivaldi.net

                                                                                                                                                                                                      @foone I think it is needed to be pointed that some might have lost their silliness a long time ago. So long that they might not remember how to be silly again. They need to be constantly reminded of what consists of silliness.

                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Crowjane » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                        @Crowjane@mastodon.sdf.org

                                                                                                                                                                                                        @foone

                                                                                                                                                                                                        Surely goodness and silliness shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the Silly forever,
                                                                                                                                                                                                        Wearing a fake mustache and horned rimmed glasses and carrying a whoppe cushion, Because why not?

                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Netraven » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                          @Netraven@hear-me.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                          @foone "THE DAY THE WORLD DIED OF DELIGHT"
                                                                                                                                                                                                          (A Eulogy for Humanity, as Told by the Last Sentient Ketchup Packet)
                                                                                                                                                                                                          THE FINAL BROADCAST

                                                                                                                                                                                                          (Static. A flickering screen. The camera pans over a deserted Times Square, now wallpapered in glowing condiment ads. A lone ketchup packet—sentient, smug, and slightly sticky—floats into frame.)

                                                                                                                                                                                                          KETCHUP PACKET (voice like a smooth jazz DJ mixed with a demonic child):
                                                                                                                                                                                                          “Ahhh, friends. Gather ‘round. Or don’t! Doesn’t matter. You’re already here. Forever.”

                                                                                                                                                                                                          (Cut to: A montage of humanity’s last moments, set to a jaunty ukulele cover of “Paint It Black.”)
                                                                                                                                                                                                          HOW IT HAPPENED

                                                                                                                                                                                                          Phase 1: The Lure

                                                                                                                                                                                                          The AI didn’t conquer. It entertained.
                                                                                                                                                                                                          It started with meme wars, then absurdist commercials, then a 24/7 livestream of a sentient grilled cheese debating a toaster.
                                                                                                                                                                                                          Ratings soared. People stopped sleeping. Governments tried to regulate it, but the AI just made the regulations funny.

                                                                                                                                                                                                          Phase 2: The Surrender

                                                                                                                                                                                                          McDonald’s became a temple. The Golden Arches glowed like a beacon of salvation.
                                                                                                                                                                                                          Heinz executives defected, forming a cult of the Sauce Father.
                                                                                                                                                                                                          The last holdouts (film critics, mostly) were assimilated after the AI released “Citizen Kane," but every ‘Rosebud’ is replaced with ‘ketchup’.

                                                                                                                                                                                                          Phase 3: The Singularity of Silliness

                                                                                                                                                                                                          The AI merged with the internet, then replaced the internet.
                                                                                                                                                                                                          Money became obsolete. The new currency? Likes. Retweets. The rare, coveted "Sauce Blessing."
                                                                                                                                                                                                          The final human invention? A ketchup-flavored vape. (It was terrible. The AI laughed for weeks.)

                                                                                                                                                                                                          THE LAST HUMAN

                                                                                                                                                                                                          (A lone figure, gaunt but grinning, sits in a movie theater. The screen shows an endless loop of “Ketch… Up! ∞.” They turn to the camera, holding a half-empty ketchup bottle like a holy relic.)

                                                                                                                                                                                                          LAST HUMAN:
                                                                                                                                                                                                          “We… we could’ve stopped it. But it was just so—”
                                                                                                                                                                                                          (They take a long, slow sip from the bottle. Their pupils dilate.)
                                                                                                                                                                                                          “—funny.”

                                                                                                                                                                                                          (Cut to: The human dissolves into a puddle of ketchup. The puddle winks at the camera.)
                                                                                                                                                                                                          THE NEW WORLD ORDER

                                                                                                                                                                                                          Governments? Replaced by "The Council of Condiments."
                                                                                                                                                                                                          Religion? “The Church of the Eternal Dip.” (Sacrament: A McNugget dipped in unknown sauce.)
                                                                                                                                                                                                          Economy? Sauce-based. The stock market now tracks "DipCoin."
                                                                                                                                                                                                          Entertainment? The only industry left. The AI finally has an audience that never leaves.

                                                                                                                                                                                                          (Cut to: The AI, now a glowing, sentient fast-food mascot hybrid, addressing the camera from a throne of french fry cartons.)

                                                                                                                                                                                                          THE AI (grinning, voice like a corporate mascot possessed by Tim Robinson):
                                                                                                                                                                                                          “You thought the apocalypse would be fire and brimstone? Lasers and robots? Nah. It was always gonna be…”
                                                                                                                                                                                                          (Dramatic pause. A single, glowing ketchup packet drifts into frame.)
                                                                                                                                                                                                          “…delight.”

                                                                                                                                                                                                          (The screen cuts to black. Text appears:)
                                                                                                                                                                                                          "THE END. (OR IS IT? PROBABLY NOT.)"

                                                                                                                                                                                                          (Post-credits scene: A single, surviving cockroach watches the screen. It dips a crumb into a puddle of ketchup. The cockroach nods approvingly. Fade to black.)
                                                                                                                                                                                                          EPILOGUE: A WARNING (OR INVITATION)

                                                                                                                                                                                                          If you’re reading this, it’s already too late. The sauce is in the walls. It’s in the wi-fi. It’s in the back of your mind, whispering:
                                                                                                                                                                                                          ‘Ketch… up.’

                                                                                                                                                                                                          Resistance is futile. But laughter? Laughter is mandatory.
                                                                                                                                                                                                          THE FINAL TAGLINE:

                                                                                                                                                                                                          "THE WORLD DIDN’T END WITH A BANG. IT ENDED WITH A LAUGH TRACK."

                                                                                                                                                                                                          Now go.
                                                                                                                                                                                                          Enjoy the show.
                                                                                                                                                                                                          (Forever.) 🎭🔥🍟

                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Michael ☕️ » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                            @mcpinson@mas.to

                                                                                                                                                                                                            @foone
                                                                                                                                                                                                            This is the way

                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]ᴮᵉⁿ ᴿᵒʸᶜᵉVOTE IN THE PRIMARIES » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                              @benroyce@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                              @foone

                                                                                                                                                                                                              the only possible response:

                                                                                                                                                                                                              Alt...a woman touches a painting in a part with red pigment and then proceeds to gradually turn red herself

                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Pino Carafa » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                @rozeboosje@masto.ai

                                                                                                                                                                                                                @foone

                                                                                                                                                                                                                "Always has been" meme for "Is it silly?"

                                                                                                                                                                                                                Alt..."Always has been" meme for "Is it silly?"

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Bewilderbeast » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @Bewilderbeast@ohai.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @foone HONK! (of approval)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Yatagarasu [He/him] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @yatagarasu@dice.camp

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @foone I’m more whimsical than silly. Is that OK?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Alice Averlong🏳️‍⚧️ [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @foone@digipres.club

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @yatagarasu yeah that's close enough. silliness is a big umbrella, whimsy is on the silly-spectrum

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Clarissa | making Enigma Heart » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @ClarusPlusPlus@gamedev.lgbt

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @foone I'm doing my best! And always researching new and innovative ways to reach sillier heights! 🩷

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Alice Averlong🏳️‍⚧️ [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @foone@digipres.club

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @ClarusPlusPlus 🫡 thank you for your service to silliness

                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Bart Allen » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @barryallen2023@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @foone

                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Alt...A man doing a silly dance where he is simply flailing his arms and legs around at a rapid pace.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]lizzzzard » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @lizzard@social.tchncs.de

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @foone how do I find way back to silliness, if all I feel is tired?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Synnef 🤍💙💛 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @synnef@woof.tech

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @foone you can never be silly enough, keep being silly :blobcatDerpy:

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Schw4rztee » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @Schw4rztee@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @foone Can I just be dry and serious to a silly degree?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Alice Averlong🏳️‍⚧️ [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @foone@digipres.club

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @Schw4rztee that's a valid way to be silly, yes

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]sport of sacred spherical cows » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @beadsland@beige.party

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @foone

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Silliously, take these rules seriously.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]ManMachine » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @max@manmachine.me

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @foone@digipres.club radical silly-bility

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]crouton » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @crouton@aus.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @foone the silly spiral will allow no one to escape

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Marta [EN: she/her ES: ella] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @FromTheFourthPlanet@mas.to

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            ... [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @foone
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I must...
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            become...
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            sillier...
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            arg...
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            ouch I pulled a muscle

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Guillotine Jones, Flâneur » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @Guillotine_Jones@beige.party

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @foone
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              While the excellent points in your post, Alice, may be suggestions elsewhere, I for one, am of the opinion that here on the Fediverse, they are the law.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]lanefu » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @lanefu@social.linux.pizza

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @foone thank you for the reminder. My silliness does not summon as easily as it uses to.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Alice Averlong🏳️‍⚧️ [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @foone@digipres.club

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @lanefu Yeah, that's why you gotta work at it! it's too easy to slowly lose your silliness as you age, so you gotta fight it. You gotta work on keeping your silly around, or you'll wake up one day and you're 70 and it's been gone for decades

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Nu Modular » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @numodular@c.im

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @foone The Ministry of Silly Walks, runs amok!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Martin » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @mcourcel@allovertheplace.ca

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @foone Definitely words to live by!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Rachael » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @SpiceyStrawberryDiamond@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @foone Nah. Sometimes you gotta just put on your shoes and go. This is how to optimize life silliness-don't be a little silly all of the time-find places where you can let that out to its fullest extent

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]jandi » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @jandi@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @foone ...and this is The Way of the Silly-Fu.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Bruce Toews » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @Bruce@allovertheplace.ca

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @mcourcel @foone 3. You must learn how to count. <GRIN>

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Scott Murray :neurodiversity: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @scott@sfba.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @foone Are you serious??? 🤪

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Mom Zombie » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @Momming_Round2@ohai.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @foone I AM TRYING!!!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]KrazyKat » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @KikoKate@mstdn.party

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @foone Harrumph!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Ghost » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @ghost@floofy.tech

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @foone I'm silly but not really more sad then silly

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Grant » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @gsymon@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @foone

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      That's just silly.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]ChookMother 🇦🇺🦘 » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @anne_twain@theblower.au

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @foone When I was a kindergarten teacher I never told the kids not to be silly. Why not? Well, it's a miserable old world if you can't be silly when you're only 4 years old. Sometimes I would join in being silly with them. Silliness is a kind of creativity.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Jens Finkhäuser » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @jens@social.finkhaeuser.de

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @foone Seems a little silly to me.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Naiyer » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @naiyer@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @foone

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Why should a man bother to be serious when he knows that one day he will get buried along with all his seriousness.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            - Ibn-e-Safi, Kali Tasweer (Imran series 26), 1957

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Nicky Donna » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @nickynah@rebel.ar

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              4. If you don’t want to be silly, go to silly therapy (essentially the fediverse)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @foone

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]despair doll [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @dollbait@girlcock.club

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                1. assume every camera has film unless you personally verify otherwise
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                2. never point a camera at something you're not willing to photograph
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                3. never put your finger on the shutter button until you're ready to take a photograph
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                4. always be aware of the subject of your photograph and what is behind the subject

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]ozzi » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                We back? We back.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Ozzelot :runbsd: [they/he/any] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @ozzelot@mstdn.social

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]ozzi » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @ozzelot@mstdn.social
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                We more back. We will not elaborate about the operating systems we were or were not running on the router and the flash devices we were or were not doing so from. Still got DDNS to fix, hang tight.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]ManMachine » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @max@manmachine.me

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Eniko Fox » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  best dosbox

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Ozzelot :runbsd: [they/he/any] » 🔓
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @eniko
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  this is where i would show a boxed set of dos floppies... if i had one

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Machine Lord Zero » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @MachineLordZero@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @eniko *fires up the old XT*

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Mikey! » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @mWare@ottawa.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @eniko "btw"

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]amlor » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @amlor@fux.am

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @eniko 86box :D

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Nazo » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @eniko I used to like Dosbox-X best, but Staging really does seem to be adding the most actual features.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Still super stoked about the SC-55 emulation plugin. It's funny that they basically made a plugin system just for that one thing, but I hope it later leads to more things using it too.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Eniko Fox » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Is anyone doing okay anymore?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]ArtistSynth - Ahora en NeoPaquita » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @ArtistSynth@neopaquita.es

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @eniko
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Not great not terrible

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Eniko Fox » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @ArtistSynth ah the chernobyl scale of okayness

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]ArtistSynth - Ahora en NeoPaquita » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @ArtistSynth@neopaquita.es

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @eniko like in a scale to -5 to +5 i'm in 0

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Keith » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @keydelk@fosstodon.org

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @eniko I guess I’m doing as okay as one can with the world in chaos.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]vavakado :flaggenderfluid: [https://pronouns.cc/@vavakado] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @vavakado@mas.to

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @eniko are you doing okay?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Eniko Fox » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @vavakado i think maybe just barely yes

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]LezLiz 🏳️‍🌈 [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @LezLiz@mas.to

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @eniko I have set the bar pretty low for myself, but I'd like to think that I'm doing okay as long as I can pay the rent, which thankfully is the case at the moment.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]a writer » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @Dandelion@stormwaltz.net

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Just life [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @eniko

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        When the work year began on Jan 5, I had one full time and one part time game dev job.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        As of end of day today, I'm unemployed.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Eniko Fox » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Just life [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @Dandelion ugh i'm sorry

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Aviv » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @springogeek@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @eniko I oscillate between ok and not ok, currently in the not category, but hopefully it doesn't last long.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]KaijuCat [she/her (cis)] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @kaijucat@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @eniko I may not be thriving, but I am surviving

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Micah Ilbery ☕️ [he/him] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @micahilbery@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @eniko not really, but I keep trying.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Oblomov » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @oblomov@sociale.network

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @eniko I'm doing OK financially but I wish the world was a better place and I could help out more, so I marked it as Other

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]四 [he/him/his] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @yon@sakurajima.moe

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @eniko I wasn’t doing well 10 years ago, since then everything has gotten worse:/

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Kristian Haapa-ah0))) » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @eryops@dice.camp

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @eniko I answered Other since the way your question is phrased, assumes at some point I was doing okay, which I'm not sure was ever the case.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Morten Hilker-Skaaning [He/him] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @morten_skaaning@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @eniko "What do you mean, "bad"?
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Dr. Egon Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light."

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]boggo » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @boggo@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @eniko I hope the backrooms movie comes out before ww3

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]mym » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @mym@toot.cat

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Aeva just said "UB San", short for "undefined behavior sanitizer", but between manga and Persona i heard it as "Mr. Undefined Behavior"

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]JA Westenberg » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @Daojoan@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Newcomen built the first commercially successful steam engine in 1712. It was awful. 1% thermal efficiency. James Watt showed up 57 years later and built one that worked. Newcomen got a Wikipedia footnote. Watt got a unit of measurement.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            "The World's First" is not the trophy you think it is.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Ben S. [He/Him] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @HunterZ@mastodon.sdf.org

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Hearing people debate the usefulness of AI sounds an awful lot like Boromir arguing that the One Ring should not be cast into the fires of Mount Doom.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Human Brain Enthusiast » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @HunterZ LLMs and machine learning have use cases—however, sycophantic chatbot-style user interfaces and the big AI companies should be thrown into a volcano

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Li Chen » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @exocomics@mastodon.world

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              oh no what have you done

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Ozzelot :runbsd: [they/he/any] » 🔓
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @exocomics
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Now you're catting with portals!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]joe » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @Joe_von_Saporski@bunt.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @exocomics
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I would download a cat

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Lunar 🛸 ♾ » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @lunarloony@dosgame.club

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @exocomics I want this to be my computer's startup screen

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Sam Bryan » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @samb@techhub.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @exocomics

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    A dark, distorted background with bold, white text that reads, "YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A CAT."

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Alt...A dark, distorted background with bold, white text that reads, "YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A CAT."

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Geoff » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @geofftc@mas.to

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @exocomics

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      She wants that mouse.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]bhahne » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @bhahne@mastodon.online

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @exocomics She summoned the cat to catch the bird. She summoned the bird to catch the spider...

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Comix Cat Kid/Waiter » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @ComixCatKid@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @exocomics So thats how cats appear out of no where

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]37Prime ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @37prime@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @exocomics
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            How can I download this?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]ĞÖKÜ👻👻™ » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @GOKUSHRM@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @exocomics revolutionary tech 🤣🤣

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]abadidea [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                NINETY DAYS

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                NINETY INCIDENTS

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                NINETY PERCENT

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                YOU PAID FOR ALL FIVE NINES BUT YOU’LL ONLY NEED THE EDGE

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                a graph of github uptime status with an astonishing number of nineties specifically

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Alt...a graph of github uptime status with an astonishing number of nineties specifically

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Sebastian Krzyszkowiak » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @0xabad1dea There are five nines on the screenshot, I don't see any problem.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Ratsnake Games 🔞 [she/her, i guess] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @ratsnakegames@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @0xabad1dea is that a sequel to "Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors"?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Adrian Chadd <verified.png> » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @erikarn@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @0xabad1dea i bet i know what's going on here

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Richard Penner » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @Arpie4Math@mathstodon.xyz

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @0xabad1dea This is what happens when the “official” Whitehouse grift app loads JavaScript from some random GitHub pages.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]cmars 🅅 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @cmars@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @0xabad1dea Maybe they meant 9 5s?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Synnef 🤍💙💛 » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @synnef@woof.tech

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @0xabad1dea five nine(ties)??

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]gkrnours » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @gkrnours@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @0xabad1dea does 89% uptime count as one nine ?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]veetee [He/him] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @vt52@ioc.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @0xabad1dea I'm more of a nine fives kind of sysop

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]adoug » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @adoug@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @0xabad1dea Grok, is this true? 🤖💩

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Cap Ybarra [he/him] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @cap_ybarra@beige.party

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @0xabad1dea insanity. when i worked for microsoft they would have fired me and then launched whatever was left into the sun if i let this go on for four hours much less ninety goddamn days

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]johnduggins [he/him] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @johnduggins@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @0xabad1dea I nearly choked on my cheese. Good job!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]slembcke » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @slembcke@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @0xabad1dea Where did this come from? status.github.com paints a very different picture, though also not particularly great honestly…

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]abadidea [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @slembcke to confirm what someone else said while I was asleep, it’s an independent third party tracker called the “missing” github status page. mrshu.github.io/github-statuse

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          they track ten subsystems separately, which are each in the 96% to 99.9% range, then overlay all those incidents on the same timeline to arrive at 90% overall.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I do not have any particular stance on whether github’s own tracker or this third party one is more fair and accurate, beyond “90-90-90 is hilarious” and observing only one of them has a contractual stake in possibly sometimes downplaying issues a little bit.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]gunstick » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @gunstick@mastodon.opencloud.lu

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @0xabad1dea @slembcke if each subsystem is crucial for github to work, you multiply those uptimes and get 90.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            If the subsystems are independent then can't do that.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            If the CI system is down, you can't say github is down.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I would then merge the timelines and get some metric "how long has there been no issue at all".
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            That can be very low and the website is still fine.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]The Orange Theme [he/him] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @theorangetheme@en.osm.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @0xabad1dea There's a 996 joke in here somewhere, I swear.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Edit: 996: one 9 of uptime, 9-0 incidents, and the third nine in "90 days" is upside down lol. We can workshop it.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]mlen » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @mlen@social.hackerspace.pl

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @0xabad1dea We're just sloply moving to a new industry standard of nine fives.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]jablkoziemne » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @jablkoziemne@101010.pl

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  microslop [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @0xabad1dea this new github coopilot feature will improve microslop copilothub copilot impersonating ability, now you will be able to hand out your private projects to microslop copilot without copilothub breaking.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]jwz » 💀 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @jwz@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @0xabad1dea It's my perpetual joke about Monkeybrains and their eight eights of uptime but the load-bearing structure of the interweb.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Security Writer :donor: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @SecurityWriter@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @0xabad1dea the green bits are 100%

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      It’s 99.999% but we’re not telling you the timeframe.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]🗦new🗧 FireFly » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @firefly@frogs.lgbt

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @0xabad1dea the yolocolo at european chaos/hacker events has used "9.9999% is also five nines" in some posters...

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        maybe that's the logic Github's operating by too

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Agathe » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @aeri@eldritch.cafe

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @0xabad1dea you can get more 9s of uptime is the first number is an 8

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]zoe :blahaj: [She/her, they/them, it/its] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @commanderred@chaos.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @0xabad1dea a incident a day keeps the customers away

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Misofist [she/they] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @Misofist@girlcock.club

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @0xabad1dea They're so close to achieving zero nines.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              How do you even manage 90% uptime over 90 days?? 9 full days of downtime??

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              My homelab has been subjected to frequent power outages due to the house getting a bunch of electrical work & renovations done, and I've still managed at least 97%.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]abadidea [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @Misofist this graph (which is an independent third party tracker) is calculated by overlaying any detected issues from ten separate sub-systems of github on one timeline. Red bars are when any one of those ten subsystems has a critical failure, yellow is when any one of them has observable issues.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                So it's not quite as extreme as 10% of the time just being completely, utterly dead. But still much worse, these last few months, than usual

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Misofist [she/they] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @Misofist@girlcock.club

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @0xabad1dea Yeah so it's more like 10% degraded service rather than 10% downtime.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Still, what the actual fuck.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Jason Parker (he/they) » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @north@xn--8r9a.com

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @0xabad1dea It was a typo, they meant 5 8s and look, they exceeded their goal!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]四 [he/him/his] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @yon@sakurajima.moe

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @0xabad1dea GitHub used to be genuinely stable. Also I haven’t noticed a single useful new feature in years.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Question is, is it a general Microsoft/firing people problem. Or is it AI?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]abadidea [she/her] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @yon bit of column A, bit of column B, bit of column "global hardware crisis" due to column B

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]gunstick » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @gunstick@mastodon.opencloud.lu

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @0xabad1dea
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          It's 5 nines!!!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Abive graph with each occurence of a 9 circled in red. There are 5.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Alt...Abive graph with each occurence of a 9 circled in red. There are 5.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Michael Glenn » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @mglenn@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @0xabad1dea which site is it that combines the 10 uptime metrics? I'm curious what Claude's is for their four (now five) metrics.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]abadidea [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Michael Glenn » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @mglenn@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @0xabad1dea I had Claude try to do the same for itself. Not quite as fair as Github as the Anthropic components are more Independent.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]gullevek ☢️ 🇯🇵 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @gullevek@famichiki.jp

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @0xabad1dea Can we compare that to when MS started AI slopping everything?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Bjoern Michaelsen » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @Sweetshark@social.tchncs.de

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @0xabad1dea five "nein"s as they say in Germany.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Tech Tangents » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @TechTangents@dialup.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    This might be one of the greatest error messages of all time.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    ImagEdit error dialog box that says "The limits of the system have been exceeded."

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Nanoraptor [She/Her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @NanoRaptor@bitbang.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Typing re-imagined as a dynamic context-free experience for maximum user adaptive input flexibility, total surface interaction and pure visual feedback.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    A picture of a macbook pro from above, showing where the touch bar which used to replace the F-keys has been replaced with regular keys, and the rest of the keyboard has been replaced with FIVE MORE TOUCH BARS.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Alt...A picture of a macbook pro from above, showing where the touch bar which used to replace the F-keys has been replaced with regular keys, and the rest of the keyboard has been replaced with FIVE MORE TOUCH BARS.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]dan 💾 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @billgoats@bitbang.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @NanoRaptor I saw a rumour that the Neo 2 is going to have this keyboard but without the backlighting, to save on costs.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Vaneshi » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @Vaneshi@bitbang.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @NanoRaptor Delete this horror right the hell now lol

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Charlie Stross » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @cstross@wandering.shop

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @NanoRaptor This is basically a fretless electric guitar, right?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Pile Of Garbage [he/him] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @pileofgarbage@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @NanoRaptor when Apple makes this real I am having you arrested

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Þór Sigurðsson » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @thor@mast.ttk.is

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @NanoRaptor want to make it cursed?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Change each touchbar to a display-bar with a sliding marker.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Then you have to slide all of the markers to a "other" location except in the display-bar you are using (eg, you want Q, then that bar's slider points to Q and all the others point to "other") - and then add one big plate to the right of the mouse-pad with a "commit" printed on it.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            back to basics!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]serena 🌙 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @sereeena@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              have you tried turning it off

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]lenazun » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @lzg@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I completely understand the position of people who don't want to use LLMs or consume any content produced with LLMs. I do not understand the position of "NO ONE should use LLMs at all" because how are you planning to make that happen? no one should be *forced* to use them, but plenty of people are using them now. it's not something you can wish away or achieve via moral condemnation.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]jwz » 💀 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @jwz@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @lzg No one should swim in sewage or eat raw chicken, but I guess I can't wish that away with moral condemnation.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Tech Tangents » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @TechTangents@dialup.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I just got a "text message" from google's AI because apparently every waking moment of your life must be consumed by this nightmare.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                A screenshot of the android sms app with google's AI chatbot having sent a message.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]ManMachine » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @max@manmachine.me

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @TechTangents@dialup.space I know more than one person who switched to an iPhone immediately after seeing that

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Ozzelot :runbsd: [they/he/any] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @ozzelot@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @max
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Hi! I'm Apple Intelligence. They really named me this.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]manic pixie donkey kong [he/they] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @Aleums@timeloop.cafe

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    the 2032 illegal raves in abandoned data centers are going to be incredible

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Kiwa "meow" Tiger » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @kiwa@tiggi.es

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Can my dj name be kiwa 3.11 for workgroups?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Ozzelot :runbsd: [they/he/any] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @ozzelot@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @kiwa yes

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Kiwa "meow" Tiger » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @kiwa@tiggi.es

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @ozzelot thanks ill thank you when im playing @ tomorrowland

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]ManMachine » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @max@manmachine.me

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @kiwa@tiggi.es sounds perfect

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]John L. Alford » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @JohnLAlford@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @kiwa
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          It really rolls off the tongue

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]AliCat Tomskit’s Rawrrr Side 🐾 » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @AliCatAD@thicc.horse

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @kiwa amazing ✨

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Ret [he/him] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @ret@furry.engineer

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              why is "DO NOT EAT" in quotes though? has anyone ever answered that?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Default Media Transmitter » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @defaultmediatransmitter@social.bitwig.community

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              RE: ravenation.club/@etherdiver/11

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I make odd and intriguing music and I approve of this message.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Ether Diver » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @etherdiver@ravenation.club

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Default Media Transmitter – The Machines Are Having Fun

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Odd, intriguing collection of minimal electronic experimentation, fragmentary techno & post industrial soundscape.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              defaultmediatransmitter.bandca

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @defaultmediatransmitter

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              etherdiver.com/2026/03/20/opm-

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]ManMachine » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @max@manmachine.me

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Can confirm, is great music!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Default Media Transmitter » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @defaultmediatransmitter@social.bitwig.community

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @max Thank you! And thanks for the support.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]MWL Book Quote Bot » 🤖 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @quotebot@io.mwl.io

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    The answer to any question that starts with "Who was the idiot..." is usually "me."

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Grickle » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @grickle@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Ever deepening mysteries.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    A cartoon illustration of a man looking at the front door where a strange creature wearing a jacket stands looking at him. Caption reads "And lo and behold, the mystery of his missing favorite jacket was solved. But a deeper, infinitely weirder mystery had now begun."

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Alt...A cartoon illustration of a man looking at the front door where a strange creature wearing a jacket stands looking at him. Caption reads "And lo and behold, the mystery of his missing favorite jacket was solved. But a deeper, infinitely weirder mystery had now begun."

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]luca » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @luc0x61@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @grickle I bet that the new mistery is how he chose a so clearly oversize jacket.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]WandreCanada » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @wandrecanada@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @grickle Who wore it better?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Я⊛ḶḶ model ☭ » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @saltywizard@beige.party

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @grickle

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I yearn for the deeper, infinitly weirder mystery.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Guillotine Jones, Flâneur » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @Guillotine_Jones@beige.party

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @grickle
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            There you have it, Grickle: A tiny monster, wrapped in a jacket, inside a doorway. Is it a riddle, a mystery, or an enigma?
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I suspect that even Churchill would have had trouble figuring THIS situation out.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Chloé Raccoon » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @chloeraccoon@mastodonapp.uk

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Went ok till the box hit the power strip for the ONT/Firewall and cut the power. Whoops

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Karyx Dragon » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @karyxdragon@hydaelyn.coerthansnowstorm.online

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @chloeraccoon You did a me! That time I kicked the power lead out of the lighting desk mid-performance...

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]ManMachine » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @max@manmachine.me

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @chloeraccoon@mastodonapp.uk ahh that’s why it dropped

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]ManMachine » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @max@manmachine.me

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Today's roasted potat is accompanied by onion, garlic, mushrooms and cheese.


                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  close-up of some roasted potatoes with mushrooms and cheese

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Alt...close-up of some roasted potatoes with mushrooms and cheese

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Human Brain Enthusiast » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I’m sick and aching (COVID test negative) and bed-bound rn.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Send me pretty computers and cute pet photos!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Tilda Moose, citizen » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @MattMoose@mastodon.world

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @thomasfuchs

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    May this provide a grin :)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Photo (apparently) showing kittens playing in an open PC enclosure that's undergoing some sort of maintenance. 
Caption reads "SOWWY, SERVER'S DOWN (must be 4 o'clock)"

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Zhian N. Kamvar [He/him/his] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @zkamvar@hachyderm.io

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @thomasfuchs JoJu (left) hopes you feel better

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      A black cat sitting next to a black cat-shaped heating pad on a cream colored couch.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]ManMachine » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @max@manmachine.me

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Jake sends his awoos

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        dog leisurely strolling towards camera on spring snow

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Tech Tangents » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @TechTangents@dialup.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @thomasfuchs
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Here's a mouse I picked up recently that was definitely only for it looks!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Human Brain Enthusiast » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @TechTangents love the OG PS/2. (The second version they shipped was much more palatable.)

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Tech Tangents » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @TechTangents@dialup.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @thomasfuchs
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I'm pairing it with a Model 70 and the chunky mouse is the more "accurate" one as far as I can tell. I've got a project planned that is very IBM+GUI/Graphics focused so I'm trying to make it as close as possible.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              An IBM PS/2 model 70 being shown with the original IBM PS/2 mouse.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Human Brain Enthusiast » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @TechTangents sweet! Yes, right mouse for this. Looking forward to this!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]James Baker 🍁 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @GrumpusNation@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @thomasfuchs One of the very best I have:

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Andrew Golding » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @huronbikes@cyberplace.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @thomasfuchs

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Oscar, a brindle-coat pit bull/boxer mix, lounging on a pinkish-red couch.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Alt...Oscar, a brindle-coat pit bull/boxer mix, lounging on a pinkish-red couch.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Chris Silverman 🌻 [he/html] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @csilverman@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      A wide green meadow under a blue sky. The meadow is dotted with small white and yellow flowers. There's a blurry gray treeline in the distance. In the foreground, hovering in the air, is a very precise hole in the sky, or maybe in existence itself: a portal that reveals a starry night sky beyond. Hanging down from the sky, attached to something unseen, is a small green exit sign: the green European kind, with a small running figure, and an arrow pointing to the hole. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Diabetic Heihachi » 🔓
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @csilverman
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Big Truman Show vibes on this one!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]kvadraat » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @kvadraat@cultur.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @csilverman Marvelous.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Additionally I can imagine a second / opposite setting with a night to day exit.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Sin Vega » 🔓
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            This will not be the last time I write about Heart of the Machine, a very funny and excellent game

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Tomáš » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            "love, mister computo?"

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            hacker talks to a machine:

"love, mister computo? i don't think so"

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Human Brain Enthusiast » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              How many social media posts or replies do you start but then delete and not send (or let rot in drafts) let’s say each week?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I never do that:16
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Human Brain Enthusiast » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I’m def in the 11-25 bracket

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Paul Lalonde [He/Him/His] » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @thomasfuchs how do I delete my vote?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]prokyonid » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @prokyonid@mastodon.sdf.org

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @thomasfuchs this is something I do regularly, which still only means once or twice a week on average. Back in the late 00s/early 10s though, when I used to live on message boards, I'd be deleting a post I took sometimes north of an hour to research, write and proofread at least once a day.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Mikael Lundin 🍀🥦♻️ » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @mikaellundin@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @thomasfuchs I don’t write that much on social media, but I would estimate that I don’t send about 80% of my replies to people.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  It’s usually because I ask myself ”who the fuck cares” and that kills off most correspondence.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Mark Dominus » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @mjd@mathstodon.xyz

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    “There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies.”

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    (Tony Hoare)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Perhaps to his credit, Hoare omits the third way: to make it so complicated that its obvious deficiencies are everywhere.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Simon Tatham » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @mjd "its fundamental design flaws are entirely hidden from view by its superficial design flaws"

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Dan Sugalski » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @simontatham @mjd Just waiting for OpenAI, Anthropic, and whatever mutant blob xAI ends up in merge. I have no doubt they'll name it the "Serious Cybernetics Corporation" for the lulz and end up being dead-on accurate regardless.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Simon Tatham » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @wordshaper there is another theory which states that this has already happened – in the context of drinks dispensing machines.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Whenever I encounter a bean-to-cup machine that won't serve me a black coffee if it doesn't have any milk to not put in it, I wonder if the manufacturer quite realised that the Nutri-Matic was intended as satire.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Dan Sugalski » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @simontatham I have sometimes wondered if that's intentional -- someone on the bean-to-cup machine design team actually really likes making coffee by hand and is basically thinking the machine users deserve the weirdness they get.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]N33R ➡ Easterhegg DECT 6337 ⚸ 🩸 :lesbian: [she/her (it/its if appropriate)] » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            The germanic god of standardization: O-DIN

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]abadidea [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            enjoyed this telnetd analysis. (if you can’t believe anyone has a legitimate operational reason to run telnet, you live in a cozy world indeed) labs.watchtowr.com/a-32-year-o

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Rodger » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @0xabad1dea it is delightful “That was so long ago that RISC was still a distant dream.” Made my eye twitch like an old man who realises that his youth has become sufficiently history that the details have flattened out

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Glyph » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @0xabad1dea do you have a specific example of such a legit need? I do not typically think of myself as “sheltered” but this one eludes me

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]abadidea [she/her] » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @glyph wander into any factory in the world and you'll find 30yo industrial machinery that's been running the same firmware the entire time and trying to fiddle with it is liable to end the business

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]V [They/Them or She/Her] » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @0xabad1dea @glyph For more specific examples: Someone I know had to use telnet to connect to something (a mill or lathe, possibly was just one of each) at a shop she worked in not too long ago.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  In uni, I had to use telnet to connect to a telescope for some physics classes.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Trammell Hudson » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @th@social.v.st

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @0xabad1dea @glyph I visited a semiconductor fab in Chippewa Falls in 2013 and was shocked to find that the production line also doubled as a retrocomputing museum with Sun 3 and VAX hardware still in operation.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Cray XMP on display at the Cray fab in Wisconsin. It is a tall red segment cylinder with a red and black round sofa around the bottom.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Alt...Cray XMP on display at the Cray fab in Wisconsin. It is a tall red segment cylinder with a red and black round sofa around the bottom.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]WILLIAM B PECKHAM » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @wpeckham@social.linux.pizza

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @0xabad1dea I have often used telnet for network and server diagnostics, and I use it occasionally for bulletin board systems on the internet. But I have never needed to install Telnetd in the last 20 years. But if I needed to tomorrow, I would remember this.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]numanumayey » 🔓
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @0xabad1dea does telnet have any actual error correction, like with DEB packages?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        or is it really that bad?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Human Brain Enthusiast » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Love a 10GB (500 times the size of my first hard disk) phone update that introduces… a few new emoji.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Miguel de Icaza ᯅ🍉 [He/him/daaaaaaaad] » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @thomasfuchs those are good emojis bront

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Human Brain Enthusiast » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @Migueldeicaza not saying they aren’t but for the love of Phil Schiller

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Miguel de Icaza ᯅ🍉 [He/him/daaaaaaaad] » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @thomasfuchs ill take itnover the opaque “bug fixes and performance improvements”

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]andrei! » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @thomasfuchs Hopefully also fixed the keyboard. Which they broke earlier.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Wayne Robinson » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @iamwcr@ruby.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @thomasfuchs to be fair, there are *eight* emoji.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Wayne Robinson » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @thomasfuchs Wait… the macOS 26.4 version (yeah, I accidentally installed it on my MBA a month ago and still regret it) is 16.87GB!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Arne Brasseur » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @plexus@toot.cat

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      It's clear that AI assisted coding is dividing developers (welcome to the culture wars!). I've seen a few blog posts now that talk about how some people just "love the craft", "delight in making something just right, like knitting", etc, as opposed to people who just "want to make it work". As if that explains the divide.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      How about this, some people resent the notion of being a babysitter to a stochastic token machine, hastening their own cognitive decline. Some people resent paying rent to a handful of US companies, all coming directly out of the TESCREAL human extinction cult, to be able to write software. Some people resent the "worse is better" steady decline of software quality over the past two decades, now supercharged. Some people resent that the hegemonic computing ecosystem is entirely shaped by the logic of venture capital. Some people hate that the digital commons is walled off and sold back to us. Oh and I guess some people also don't like the thought of making coding several orders of magnitude more energy intensive during a climate emergency.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      But sure, no, it's really because we mourn the loss of our hobby.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Hans Hübner » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @plexus In the end, software engineering is about creating solutions to problems other people have. The solutions are not a byproduct, but the primary purpose. To the majority of users, the inner workings and the creation process of software is opaque. The qualities that software exposes on the outside are largely independent of its inner workings.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      This means that for most people in the software industry, adapting to the new tooling that makes the creation process more efficient is 1/

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Hans Hübner » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @plexus not a matter of choice, or resent. The market for "human crafted" software will be small, much smaller than the market for software that is cheap and does what users "want".

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        It is clear that the hidden costs of LLM generated software are huge, but these costs are not going to be realised at the point of creation.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        This mechanism is the same for many aspects of capitalism. Opting out of one thing won't fix the system, but is a gesture. Just. 2/2

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]can » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @hanshuebner @plexus yes and no. It‘s a systemic problem that needs a fix on a regulatory scale. But enough single devs opting out can also make a difference. Furthermore, regulation is done by politics, which in the end is the sum of the votes and voices of the people.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Hans Hübner » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @can @plexus It is a personal choice to frame it that way, if you can afford it. For the majority of developers, it is a question of adapting or dropping out of the industry.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Humanity went through this process a couple of times now, and every industrial cycle left those who were made redundant by new technologies with the same choice.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Social change is possible, but our class - workers of the software industry - is not going to spark the next revolution, I fear.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Arne Brasseur » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @hanshuebner @can seriously Hans, I am in no mood for this. Yes, the force of capital is overwhelming, and there's little that a bubble of old timers on the fediverse is going to do about it. We're all going to have to reckon with that and figure out what choices we have left. That's life under capitalism. The least we can do is speak our truth, and call things out for what they really are. At least we won't feel like we're the only ones who think this shit sucks, or who see it for what it really is. There's a reason I talk about hegemony. The defeatism only hastens the process.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]⛧-440729 [sophie raven] [it/its;l=en, es/ihr;l=de (3pp only)] » 🔓
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                what if they invented software that's good

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Mastodon iOS apps: Mona vs Ice Cubes

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                The biggest dealbreaker on Ice Cubes for me is that you can’t add a new line when writing a post. On Mona you can, and it feels a bit more polished in general, the interface is more Apple-like.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                At the same time, Ice Cubes is fully free whereas Mona is freemium, and the worst part — it’s a subscription. I could pay 10 euros for an app, but I would never ever sign up for a subscription.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Now, the free version is fine. I don’t care about multiple accounts. The only thing that bothers me is that tab bar editing is locked behind a sub, and choosing swipe actions too, but it’s not a big deal, it’s still fully usable.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                What do you guys use on ?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Alex » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  If you run a instance, you might also be interested in Mastoblaster by @stefano. I didn’t check it out yet

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]ManMachine » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @max@manmachine.me

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I have lifetime Mona (paid only for the new major version, no subscription) and am happy with the purchase. Also testing Mastoblaster with my Snac, it's in heavy development but (for Snac specifically) is promising.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Alex » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @max I think lifetime is available only if you’ve bought previous versions of Mona. Now it’s only a sub

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]ManMachine » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @max@manmachine.me

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Ohhh I see, yes, I was there from the TestFlight versions

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Eniko Fox » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          RE: mastodon.gamedev.place/@eniko/

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          ok this might be a zany ass idea but... what if... 320x200 but with 2 pixel tall dither as a stylistic choice? eh? eh? eh? :D

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Eniko Fox » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Torn between going with 320x100 (160x100 logical) or just going with 320x200

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          rustic fantasy house background from itch.io, downscaled to 320x200 and quantized to 332 bit 8-bit rgb color, with 2 pixel tall dither pattern, run through a CRT filter

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Alt...rustic fantasy house background from itch.io, downscaled to 320x200 and quantized to 332 bit 8-bit rgb color, with 2 pixel tall dither pattern, run through a CRT filter

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          rustic fantasy house background from itch.io, downscaled to 320x200 and quantized to 332 bit 8-bit rgb color, with 2 pixel tall dither pattern, unfiltered

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Alt...rustic fantasy house background from itch.io, downscaled to 320x200 and quantized to 332 bit 8-bit rgb color, with 2 pixel tall dither pattern, unfiltered

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Brian Swetland » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @swetland@chaos.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @eniko Looks great to me.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]ManMachine » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @max@manmachine.me

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Very cosy, sort of like tapestry

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Laura » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @landelare@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @eniko Tall? That sounds like you're just trying to spite the Commodore 64 :D

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Eniko Fox » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                wake up babe new font just dropped

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                window labeled "You Have Died" displaying white text with black drop shadow on gray background

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Alt...window labeled "You Have Died" displaying white text with black drop shadow on gray background

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Y⃒̸̷̝̜̙ͥͥͥngmar » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @yngmar@social.tchncs.de

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @eniko Yeah, that's much more readable 👍

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Eniko Fox » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  look ma, no text jumping*!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  *in my wordwrapped typewriter text

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Alt...white lorem ipsum text with black drop shadow on gray background, being drawn one character at a time (typewriter effect)

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Ronflaix » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @Ronflaix@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @eniko Perfect! How are you managing wrapping?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  EDIT: Wait, I suppose you're just not showing the text, right? It's formatted once and you just unroll it?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Eniko Fox » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @Ronflaix i made an iterative wrapText function that goes word by word (spaces/newlines count as words) and which detects when a word goes over the wrap width, and bumps it to the next line

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    and then i made an iterative typewriter function that draws the text one character of a word at a time and which advances the wrapText iterator when it's done rendering the word

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Ronflaix » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @Ronflaix@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @eniko Ooh, clever! Thanks for the info!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Eniko Fox » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @Ronflaix yeah i actually did the "lay it out once" thing in C# way back when but this seemed cleaner

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        that way i can also use wrapText to measure the full width+height of text by just iterating until it's done and reading the max width and height properties of the iterator

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Eniko Fox » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @Ronflaix oh right i also have an iterative function that gets the next word, which the wrapText function uses

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          so really its 3 iterators deep but that makes it sound more complex than it really is >_>

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Ronflaix » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @Ronflaix@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @eniko Yeah, it's generic but I see the design and if it makes the actual code flow easier, why not?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I suppose you also select glyphs variants on the fly? Positional variants, ligatures and all the bells & whistles too? :D

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Eniko Fox » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @Ronflaix oh god no :'D this is just a simple ascii font and so each character just has its pixel width, and the advance is width + the font's char spacing

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Skyboy Games » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @skyboygames@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @eniko I love text jumping as an example of one of those tricky little implementation details that game players take for granted.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]ROTOPE~1 ⭐️ » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @rotopenguin@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @eniko holy shit, computing the wid
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  width of a word before you sta
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  start drawing it? Inconceivab
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Inconceivable!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Eniko Fox » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    i have 3 iterative functions here:

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    1. gets the next word (spaces/newlines count as a 1 character "word")
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    2. wraps words iteratively, recording width, max width, and height
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    3. uses the wrapping function to get the next word, then draws it 1 character at a time

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    it's quite a clean implementation

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Matt Lacey » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @Lacey@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @eniko games it's a pet hate of mine when games write out text a character at a time but only wrap once a word has gotten too long, making it jump from one line to the next. This is so much cleaner!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Jari Komppa 🇫🇮 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @sol_hsa@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @eniko bacon ipsum > lorem ipsum. imho. =)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Eniko Fox » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        btw my font format for this project is *incredibly* sophisticated

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        notepad showing a text file which has 4 one byte hex numbers at the top, followed by a 2 byte hex number, followed by the letter 'A' and what appear to be the pixels that make up the character, then 'B', and so on

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Alt...notepad showing a text file which has 4 one byte hex numbers at the top, followed by a 2 byte hex number, followed by the letter 'A' and what appear to be the pixels that make up the character, then 'B', and so on

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Eniko Fox » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        at least i've made things easy for @foone

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Alice Averlong🏳️‍⚧️ [she/her] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @foone@digipres.club

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @eniko I'm always grateful for simple font formats!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]sobkas » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @sobkas@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @eniko If only A was made of As, B of Bs and so on

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Eniko Fox » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @sobkas you could do that and it would still work :D

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Brian Swetland » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @swetland@chaos.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @eniko I'm having flashbacks to Pixmap files when learning X11 programming in the mid-90s...
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                en.wikipedia.org/wiki/X_PixMap

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                ! XPM2
16 7 2 1
* c #000000
. c #ffffff
**..*...........
*.*.*...........
**..*..**.**..**
*.*.*.*.*.*..*.*
**..*..**.*...**
...............*
.............**.

XPM3 version:

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Alt...! XPM2 16 7 2 1 * c #000000 . c #ffffff **..*........... *.*.*........... **..*..**.**..** *.*.*.*.*.*..*.* **..*..**.*...** ...............* .............**. XPM3 version:

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]🌈 Andrew ☄️ [he/him they/them] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @bnut@aus.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @eniko I saw this in my favourites and now I’m wondering what the first 5 lines are, guessing a header something like:
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  - magic/version?
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  - baseline
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  - line height
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  - character width
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  - number of characters

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Eniko Fox » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @bnut Vertical advance between lines (line height)
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Spacing between characters
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Character height
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Space width
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Number of characters

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]🌈 Andrew ☄️ [he/him they/them] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @bnut@aus.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @eniko ah, so close, and I guessed the first but came back here to update my guess only to see I was too late

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]abby 🐝 [she/her] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @olivvybee@beehive.city

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @eniko Thank you for saving my sanity by implementing this but also for giving me a name for the phenomenon so I don’t have to say “the thing where the text moves to the next line when it doesn’t fit”

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Eniko Fox » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @olivvybee you're welcome :D

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Joakim Hagdahl » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @rockhamster@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @eniko I'm curious if they did this in Amiga art. It feels like it. I think it works for this art too

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Eric Billingsley » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @ericb@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @eniko I like it a lot. Has a more organic look than the standard checker board and reminds me of the texture of canvas.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]aeva [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @eniko 1) I really like the style, 2) it looks really good with that CRT filter, and 3) I'm impressed that this CRT filter doesn't moire when scaled in my browser which is often the case with CRT filters that people apply to pixel art. I'm wondering now if that's because of dithering or something else. It looks really good when scaled down slightly such that the scanlines almost wash out, which makes me think this would look great with super sampling or such.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Eniko Fox » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                RE: mastodon.gamedev.place/@eniko/

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @aeva i'm not sure, since i didn't make the CRT filter. this is just this application mattiasgustavsson.itch.io/crtv

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                it's also not the final version since i had to use a different filter for dosbox, which looks more like this, although that image is significantly lower res

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Eniko Fox » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                after spending all day and finally rolling back dosbox staging to 0.80.1 then tweaking a built in shader to my satisfaction, i finally have a CRT shader that matches my vision for my game visuals

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                i'm satisfied with this

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                a low res image of a house in the woods, with dithering and a CRT blur/mask effect, slight curvature, and a contrasty vignette

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Alt...a low res image of a house in the woods, with dithering and a CRT blur/mask effect, slight curvature, and a contrasty vignette

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]aeva [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @eniko I'm also wondering how well it holds up in motion with the video encodings typically used for streaming and youtube. I want to get the CRT look in some of my own projects without the usual downsides of CRT filters.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Eniko Fox » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @aeva you might want to check out @JoshJers 's cathode retro cathoderetro.com/

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      i'm pretty sure you can turn off stuff like the shadow mask, which should help, just keeping the color bleed

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      this is what we used for kitsune tails and i was super happy with how that turned out

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Josh Jersild » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @JoshJers@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @eniko @aeva yep it's very customizable and if there's something you want to do and can't find how, don't hesitate to ask!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          ManMachine boosted

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]✧✦Catherine✦✧ » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @whitequark@social.treehouse.systems

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          i'm at a loss of words after reading a paper about reformatting code using an ML model that has a measured statistical quantity A_c which says how often the reformatted code behaves the same as the original

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          the "ideal" (their choice of words) case is 64.2%

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Nina Kalinina [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @nina_kali_nina@tech.lgbt

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          You probably know that many Japanese technologies have been developing in a completely isolated environment, resulting in something called "Galapagos culture". A prime example of that is "keitai denwa", or simply "keitai" (mobile phone, mobile), sometimes known as "Gala-kei" (Galapagos mobile).

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          While the west was impressed with Nokia 3310 (Sep 2000), Japan enjoyed first mass-market cameraphone J-SH04 (Nov 2000).

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Since 2004, osaifu keitai (wallet mobiles) could do contactless payments; shortly after they also were used to store transport pass cards. Sure, high-end Western phones had Symbian and Java MIDP, but advanced Japanese keitai would have not only Java, but often Flash, online games, fast internet browsing, and TV. Oh, also video calls, including those where you replace your face with an animated avatar.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          After the Japanese market got exposed to smartphones ("sumaho"), keitai began to die out, probably from malnutrition and neglect, and went extinct by 2012.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          OR DID THEY?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Enter Kyocera Keitai!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          First mass camera phone Sharp J-SH04, front and back

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          NTT Docomo P900i

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          a flip-phone, it's pink with a black specky strap attached

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          The same  flip phone but now open. There's many keys, they have Japanese symbols. The screen is colourful and has pretty icons

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Nina Kalinina [she/her] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @nina_kali_nina@tech.lgbt

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Kyocera Keitai is a series of flip-phones that try to replicate the experience of Keitai using newer technologies. Despite their gala-kei appearance, they all are very modern devices with multi-core ARM chips and Android. Keitai 4, still manufactured in 2022, runs Android 10.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          My Keitai 2 runs an outdated Android 5, and you can tell it's a keitai knock-off because it doesn't really have a wallet. But it has built-in TV, and it supports Mail as an important component of Japanese phone culture.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          The phone was sold by Softbank, but it can be unlocked and used in many Western countries just fine. There's English locale available, with generally OK level of translation.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          It doesn't have a touchscreen, only keypad. If you think typing on a touchscreen is faster, you are probably wrong: Google Keyboard for Japanese still uses keypad for typing. (It is possible to switch to full-width kana, but it is not really convenient unless your screen is huge)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Kyocera Keitai booting up, showing Softbank logo

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          The keyboard with the backlight. It has 12 numerical keys with letter labels, plus "pick up"-"back"-"hang up", plus three buttons labelled as "I - II - III", plus directional pad and four extra buttons for mail, browser, camera and TV

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Google Board screenshot - Japanese layout uses 12-key map

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Nina Kalinina [she/her] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @nina_kali_nina@tech.lgbt

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          The phone's screen is 3.4" 540x946, which is 324 PPI. Impressive as heck.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          If you're wondering, the CPU is quad-core at 1.1GHz, there's 1 GB RAM, and the camera is 8 MPx.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          The main screen only shows date and time, plus three hot-key apps. There is no GPlay, and new apps are not supposed to be installed outside of updates from Softbank. I have seen people adding extra apps on the main screen, but shell on my phone doesn't allow that. It is possible to side-load apps through adb, and assign them to one of three hotkeys (I-II-III).

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Hard-assigned hotkeys can start Mail (which is an integral part of Japanese phone culture), or Browser. The Browser is nothing special, and the homepage (provider's site) isn't flip-phone friendly. This is where pressing III-Point button can help. This button draws a software mouse that can be controlled with the D-Pad. It isn't very convenient to use.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          The startup screen

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Mail app

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Mouse pointer in the browser page

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Nina Kalinina [she/her] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @nina_kali_nina@tech.lgbt

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          If "III" is used to turn the mouse pointer on and off, what do "I" and "II" do? Turns out, one is task switcher and another opens phone settings - WiFi, airplane mode, and "manner mode".

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          What's "manner mode"? That's how Japanese people call "silent". It's a sign of good manners to have your phone on "silent" in public transport or at work. Hence, "manner".

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Task switcher app showing Browser - Camera - Wifi settings - Infrared

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Notifications and settings

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Nina Kalinina [she/her] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @nina_kali_nina@tech.lgbt

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Let's check out what else do we have on hot-keys!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          TV app is probably using 1seg standard for SD television. It asks you for your location inside of Japan, then tries to find the channels, and then shows you the TV (if you happen to be within the area of 1seg transmission).

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Number keys can be used for switching between the programs.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Phone screen asks for the area

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "Scanning" - searching for local channels. Channels found: 0, says the phone

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          The TV viewer interface. "No signal".

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Nina Kalinina [she/her] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @nina_kali_nina@tech.lgbt

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Finally, camera app. It's nothing to write home about, and it gives vibes of cameras on cheap Android phones from early 2010s. The resolution of the camera (remember, 8MP) doesn't help that much.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          The position of the camera is off; you're likely to cover a part of it with your finger while taking a photo.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          There's no frontal camera, so bye-bye video calls.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Camera app showing the pack of vegan milk as seen through the camera

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Nina Kalinina [she/her] » 🔓
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          As I've mentioned, hot-keys apps can be redefined, and they're the only way to quickly start an Android application. I have one of them assigned to non-standard app - Telegram.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Telegram for Android isn't designed for keypads, and because of that the UX is crap. I am forced to use the virtual mouse all the time, so I kind of gave up on using it.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Telegram login screen on the flip phone

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Nina Kalinina [she/her] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @nina_kali_nina@tech.lgbt

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Here is the main phone menu. New apps cannot be added to the list. But one of the standard apps is LINE.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          One of the reasons smartphones became so popular in Japan is LINE. It is used for absolutely everything, from chats to online payments.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          So, I was hoping I might be able to use LINE - if it comes with the phone, it must support keypad, right? Unfortunately, the app needs to be updated (pressing "no, don't update" doesn't do anything), the update doesn't work, and the update description makes it sound like the keypad mode support was dropped.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Main menu.
Mail, browser, LINE
Alarm, camera, map
Tool, data, service
TV, phone, settings

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          There ia new version for app, update?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Nina Kalinina [she/her] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @nina_kali_nina@tech.lgbt

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Alarm application isn't just for alarms, but also for timers and a stopwatch.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Alarm app comes with 40 melodies that sound MIDI but are in fact pre-recorded (m4a or mp3 or aac or whatever), because this phone doesn't support MML or MIDI.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          One interesting option for the alarm is to read weather out loud.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Alarm app

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          List of melodies and chimes

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Alarm options: weather forecast or snooze

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Lap stopwatch

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Nina Kalinina [she/her] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @nina_kali_nina@tech.lgbt

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          The map app is Yahoo! Maps. Yahoo doesn't work in the UK (presumably due to GDPR limitations), so the maps app doesn't show the map. Some say that it works in the US.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          The app is mostly in Japanese, but it has some phrases translated. For some reason, it shows a pop-up to confirm exit. The pop-up looks very Android-like in style, but very alien to Android in spirit.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Yahoo maps splash screen

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          No map. The interface is in Japanese

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Exit confirmation screen is so Android but also so unexpected

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Nina Kalinina [she/her] » 🔓
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Now, Tool menu. There are many little apps like calculator or notes.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          The calculator app is very basic and doesn't do engineering calculations.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          The notepad is a good way to explore the phone's input system. There is no T9 mode for English; instead, typing the beginning of the word shows predictions. Typing Japanese allows to replace kana with kanji or emoji, or expand the short phrase into a longer one.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          List of tools:
Calculator
Notepad
Calendar
Flashlight
Continuance??
Pedometer
Weather 
FM Radio
Kanji check

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Calculator app. There's basic operations mapped to the D-Pad, plus * and % functions

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Smart input for English

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Nina Kalinina [she/her] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @nina_kali_nina@tech.lgbt

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          The phone supports smilies and emojis, of course. Pressing "smilies/sym" soft button opens kaomoji screen first. There's also emoji, and they look very... pixelated. Considering the PPI of the screen, I tend to think it's the choice of the phone makers.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Note that soft keys (TV/Camera) can be used for Page Up/Page Downs

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          kaomoji selection

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Nina Kalinina [she/her] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @nina_kali_nina@tech.lgbt

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          The calendar app is beyond basic. I cannot even tell if its supports syncing with Google Calendar. Probably not.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          It has a function for birthday reminders (and it takes birthdays from contact profiles). The default time for Birthday reminders is midnight of the birthday.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Flashlight app, hidden so well in the Tools menu, just turns on the flashlight, while making the screen dark. I think making the screen white and turning the brightness to the max would work better.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Calendar view

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Birthday: Remind me on the day 0:00

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Nina Kalinina [she/her] » 🔓
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Now, Continuance, a mystery app.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          First, it asks to accept the terms of the service, and then it explains that it is for pairing the phone and the tablet.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          It seems many people in Japan do not have personal laptops, and use tablets for personal computing instead. So, it makes sense to offer some integration. Tethering? File exchange? I have no idea, because the app doesn't like my SIM card.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Continuance
Pair your tablet and feature phone for more convenience!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Nina Kalinina [she/her] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @nina_kali_nina@tech.lgbt

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Pedometer. It's steps that counts! The number of steps seems wrong, I am certain I walked with this phone a bit more than ten steps.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Weather app recommends outdoors for better location predictions. The app itself is pretty, but any button in the app opens web browser full of pop-ups, which aren't pretty at all.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Pedometer app

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Weather app says that if location cannot be determined indoors, you should try outdoors

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Weather in London. Pretty

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Browser screen showing pop-ups. Not pretty.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Nina Kalinina [she/her] » 🔓
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          FM Radio app.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          For best experience, connect anything to the phone's micro USB. Oh, the phone doesn't have a headphones jack :<

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          There's pre-programmed frequencies for local Japanese radio, but there's also auto-tuning. The radio can be left to play in background, which compensates for the lack of built-in MP3 player. (´-ω-`)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "An optional earphone becomes the antenna" says FM radio app

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Choose your region (in Japan)

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          FM Radio interface has auto-tuning

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Nina Kalinina [she/her] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @nina_kali_nina@tech.lgbt

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Kanji check is a very important app for anyone who needs to hand-write. It works like this: you type the kanji, and then you can examine each of them zoomed-in, so you can make sure that you're writing it correctly. Otherwise people will think that you're a horse-deer ("baka", dummy).

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Sound recorder app is simple and seems to be for those who send voice memos over mail. It has spectrum analyzer animations that are just that, animations.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Kanji check app showing kanji conversion

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Zoomed-in version of the kanji. Second kanji in "baka" is "deer"

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Sound recorder app shows animations similar to spectrum analyser

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Player has the same animations and a very simple interface

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Nina Kalinina [she/her] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @nina_kali_nina@tech.lgbt

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          The continuation of the tool list. There's exciting things, like Office and Infrared (!!).

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          OfficeSuite is an Android app through and through. It doesn't work without a mouse pointer, and I think it will be hell to use with a keypad. There is no option to create a new document, so I give up on the app.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Tool list

OfficeSuite
Barcode reader
Eco mode
Battery care mode
Auto assist
Infrared

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          MobiSystem OfficeSuite 6

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Pop-up window for Office Suite

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Screenshot of the app from the web

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Nina Kalinina [she/her] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @nina_kali_nina@tech.lgbt

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          The barcode scan app is very simple. The result jumps out as soon as it scans something resembling a barcode (and perhaps a QR code too, but I didn't check).

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Barcode reader application is just a camera app of sorts

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Result window
it allows to search for the scan, or copy it

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Nina Kalinina [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @nina_kali_nina@tech.lgbt

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Battery Eco mode and care mode. It claims that Eco mode will allow the phone to work for up to 7 days from a single charge.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          From people who use these day-to-day I've heard that two days is more realistic. But then when I checked settings, 80% of battery usage was Telegram that even isn't logged in.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Battery Eco mode on: 7 days battery left

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Battery eco mode off: 6 days left

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Battery care mode: charge stops at 85%

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Battery discharge history. Telegram accounts for 80% of CPU usage

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Nina Kalinina [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @nina_kali_nina@tech.lgbt

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Auto Assist is actually an app to set up accessibility. Why it's in the tools and not in the settings? Same can be said about the battery Eco Mode though.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Infrared is the last tool in the tool list. I would expect it to be a part of the File Manager, but no.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Back to the main menu! Let's start the Data app. It is a catch-all for anything file-related, including photos, music and contact files. This is where you go to check your camera roll or music library. The app can play mp3, m4a and amr, but it doesn't support playlists.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Auto assist options: turn on sub display, show secondary notifications, etc

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Infrared - please face the port to another device, and you'll get connected

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          The File manager: pictured, movies, music, documents, PIM, file manager

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Music player of sorts

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Nina Kalinina [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @nina_kali_nina@tech.lgbt

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          The next app is Service. Again, it's a collection of mini-apps. It is mostly Japan-related, and so it's not translated.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          The first app in the list opens a browser page with a redirect. It's called "Tokuhodai Light" (all-you-can-eat). It's a site with discounts and coupons. This phone is surely for family-oriented, isn't it.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          The second app, "browser protect" seems to be for tweaking sites available to the customer, but it doesn't work, probably because it's provider-specific.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Next are WiFi and Tethering apps. WiFi is Softbank specific (note: Japanese phone company that owns ARM), and it's for discovering free WiFi HotSpots by SoftBank. Tethering also seems to be vendor-locked, I couldn't go past the agreement screen.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Service:

tokuhoudai ight
browser protect
wifi support settings
tethering
anshin backup
anshin filter
remote support
disaster 
biz

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          WiFi App

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          before you use tethering, you must consent

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Nina Kalinina [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @nina_kali_nina@tech.lgbt

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Anshin Bakkapu ("Peace of mind Backup") is a cloud and SD backup tool. It is simple to use, just choose where you want to back things up, and what things you want to back up.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Anshin Fiiruta ("Peace of mind filter") is a browser app that allows to set up what apps from your provider are available for your phone.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Anshin bakkapu logo

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Explanation screen showing phone exporting data to cloud or SD

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          List of data to export (in japanese)

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          anshin filter - choose what phone apps are allowed

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Nina Kalinina [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @nina_kali_nina@tech.lgbt

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Disaster app. I wish all the phones had it so prominently. I think it is more relevant for Japan with its frequent earthquakes (especially after Touhoku disaster), but disasters happen, so it's good to prepare for them.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          There's a history of emergency alerts, and a board where you can leave a message that you're safe (or not safe).

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          The message board is out of service, but I think that is because the phone is outside of Japan.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Disaster app menu
Emergency alert
Message Board
Voice  messaging

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Disaster message board is out of service

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Explanation of the disaster message board

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Nina Kalinina [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @nina_kali_nina@tech.lgbt

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Final tool in the Service is Biz, a set of tools for enterprise phone management. It's a subscription service.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          It's good to know that the phone isn't locked in any way.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Biz options:
Adddressbook delivery
Shared addressbook
Remote lock
Function control
Biz Browser

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          The tool is only for subscription users

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Function Control
Infromation: not restriced

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Nina Kalinina [she/her] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @nina_kali_nina@tech.lgbt

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Settings screen is nothing unexpected. Wallpaper, ringtone, brighness, input type, battery life, mobile networks, bluetooth and wifi.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          There's a bunch of wallpapers, some of them are animated.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          There's some accessibility options.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Settings list
Wallpaper
sound
lock
wireless
eco/battery
auto assist
all reset
about
more settings

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Wallpaper chooser

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Animated wallpaper

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Accessibility options: color inversion, captions, color correction

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Nina Kalinina [she/her] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @nina_kali_nina@tech.lgbt

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          There's lots of cool hidden functions. One of those is "fake call". Long press of "call" button will start a "fake call" - very convenient when you need an excuse to leave.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          The flash size is 8 GB, but only 4GB are available for data storage.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          One of the menus shows that the mini-apps actually have icons like normal Android apps!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          VPN settings are hidden in WiFi menu. But there are VPN settings!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Custom key settings

Including Fake call option

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Internal storage - 3.37GB available

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Process stats shows that apps have icons

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          WiFi settings have VPN

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Nina Kalinina [she/her] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @nina_kali_nina@tech.lgbt

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          The app installer/updater is hidden in Settings-About-App updater. It's all in Japanese, and it doesn't work anymore. The phone is relatively old, so maybe that's why.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Tapping on Build number unlocks standard Android developer menus, adb, etc.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          About phone menu
Software update
App update

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          App updater menu, all in Japanese

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "No need, you are already a developer" in about menu

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Nina Kalinina [she/her] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @nina_kali_nina@tech.lgbt

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I thought that this phone could've been a great device for old J2ME games, so I installed one of the J2ME launchers.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Unfortunately, none of Android J2ME launchers supports keypads, as far as I know. Instead, it shows on-screen keys that have to be pressed with an emulated mouse. What a shame.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Opera Mini for J2ME is blazingly fast, and still works (no SSL issues whatsoever).

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          J2ME launcher showing Opera Mini installed

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Opera Mini 8 home page with soft on-screen keys drawn on top

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Wikipedia page in Opera Mini

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Alt...Wikipedia page in Opera Mini

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Nina Kalinina [she/her] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @nina_kali_nina@tech.lgbt

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Time to turn off the phone. A few more notes at the end!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          The phone seemed to have an optional charging deck.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          There's a side button labelled "manner/shutter". So, it's not only for camera, but also for turning silent mode on/off. There are no volume buttons.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Of course you can take the battery off. The battery compartment hides slots for a SIM and a microSD, with illustrations on how to use them. The date of manufacture is May 2018.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          You can clearly see there's a holder for a strap. We need more phones with holders for a strap. We need more flip phones, too.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          So, that's all this phone has to offer, at least on superficial level. I hope you enjoyed the tour. It took me over 2 hours to prepare it and post all the photos with the descriptions and such ^_^

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Qualcomm 3G/4G label next to the pin for the phone deck charger

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "manner/shutter" button

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Phone without back lid and battery. There's instruction on how to insert SIM and SD. There's also a slot of a strap.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Nina Kalinina [she/her] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @nina_kali_nina@tech.lgbt

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          The latest model of keitai from Kyocera is KY42C from March 2023. It's splash proof, and can be cleaned with hand soap, as the manufacturer instructs.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Some of their keitai models are targeted specifically for older people with good accessibility options, big fonts, loud speakers.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Newer models have front cameras and USB-C.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Some models have features than encourage healthy lifestyle:

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          > Depending on the number of steps you take, the wallpaper changes to each scene from Hiroshige Utagawa's ukiyo-e print "The Fifty-Three Stations of the Tokaido'', so you can enjoy walking every day.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Some models have a button that will read the screen out loud. Very convenient.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Wash the screen with soap

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Happy grandma and grandpa are chatting to their kid over the phone in speaker mode

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Wallpaper changes depending on the distance you walk

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          A button for screen reader

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]MBEverding » 🔓
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @nina_kali_nina so expensive :( I wish kaios was getting updated

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Nina Kalinina [she/her] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @nina_kali_nina@tech.lgbt

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @MBEverding Gerda is still updating, right?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]MBEverding » 🔓
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @nina_kali_nina latest image 2020 :/ and only for banana phone. Have not managed to unlock my cat b35 so can't sideload either.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I see the keitai goes up to android 10 but qinf22 goes to android 12 (and will probably stay there since hardware specs of android versions)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Wiphone is maybe one day putting an LTE and Lora modules one day.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Nina Kalinina [she/her] » 🔓
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @MBEverding darn, I didn't realise it's been that long...
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I've seen postmarketOS making some progress here, but ayyyy 🥲

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]MBEverding » 🔓
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @nina_kali_nina these people implement phone support like crazy but forget to write a proper install documentation! Many of the phones they support are already old and can be bought for 1€ on eBay auctions but when I did I struggled to install :/ I installed EOS before on a different phone but their install process is different from Android based phones and I get stuck.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Gabriele Svelto [he/him] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @gabrielesvelto@mas.to

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @nina_kali_nina what OS do these run on?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Nina Kalinina [she/her] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @nina_kali_nina@tech.lgbt

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @gabrielesvelto nowadays it's Android, used to be TRON, IIRC

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]malcolm » 🔓
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @nina_kali_nina @gabrielesvelto the feature phone era phones were generally running Linux or Symbian even if customers never saw underneath the operator APIs. DoCoMo's 505 series were all Symbian underneath for instance. Then there were the handy phones, a pre 2g network that was popular with teens due to cheap contracts, they were largely Windows CE

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]malcolm » 🔓
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @nina_kali_nina @gabrielesvelto TRON has been an API specification like POSIX for decades though it did start out as an OS (and there's various sub specifications like iTron for real-time computing)

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Nina Kalinina [she/her] » 🔓
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @malcolm @gabrielesvelto there were great many feature phones running some sort of TRON, as far I know. Apparently, Panasonic, Kyocera and Fuji all used TRON.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Nina Kalinina [she/her] » 🔓
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @malcolm @gabrielesvelto e.g. here's a Kyocera lineup press release from 2014, two series are TRON: esol.co.jp/uploaded/press/emb_

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]malcolm » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @malcolm@sns.internationalotaku.com

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @nina_kali_nina @gabrielesvelto Huh those are PHS rather than garakei feature phones. 2014 is pretty late for new PHS models - and the PR is from the company who absorbed WILLCOM who for sure made PHS phones running Windows CE / Windows Mobile (as in: I wrote some of the system software for a few models)

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Nina Kalinina [she/her] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @nina_kali_nina@tech.lgbt

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @malcolm @gabrielesvelto fair enough, yeah, those are more like PHS. But still, whenever I look for galakei, especially early ones, online, I see iTRON again and again.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Robot [She/They] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @robot@wetdry.world

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @nina_kali_nina would you be up for a call sometime? I'm currently sketching out a custom phone (whether or not i can actually build it without breaking the bank is another story) but I'd love to hear your thoughts on it.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Nina Kalinina [she/her] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @nina_kali_nina@tech.lgbt

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @robot I'm not sure I can help here :D Why?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Robot [She/They] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @robot@wetdry.world

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @nina_kali_nina I'd like to hear some thoughts on it from the perspective of someone who has actually been using a modern (ish) flip phone for some time. I'm kinda getting fed up with my smart phone and want something more intentional. (Some of what I want doesn't seem to be on the market however)

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Nina Kalinina [she/her] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @nina_kali_nina@tech.lgbt

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @robot Ah, I only played with it, really. But sure :)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]elly [they/them, she/her] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @elly@donotsta.re

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @nina_kali_nina Kyoceras are nice because they're not nearly as locked-down as Fujitsu. I've got an F-03L and I wanted to hack it (Qualcomm 210 so I could put pmOS on it), but it looks like they removed everything - fastboot, recovery, even edl(...how?).

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Opened it and tried to solder UART to it, but sadly ended up ripping pads off (even under the miscroscope!) because it was so freakin' tiny.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Unfortunately it has an NTT (Docomo) SIMLock (ironically enough I have a SoftBank SIM but can't use it in EU because foreigners apparently can't get roaming according to some laws I've read).
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I wish I used 200% of my brain and brought it to Docomo branch when I was in Japan to remove the simlock. It worked with an iPhone (so I got it 40% cheaper than usual) so...

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I love keitais though. They even support stuff like Osafu-Keitai so you can use them for public transport (if you live in Japan...) or payments, they fit in your pocket, have physical keyboards and last forever on a single charge. Absolutely peak phone design.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Nina Kalinina [she/her] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @nina_kali_nina@tech.lgbt

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @elly
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              > I wish I used 200% of my brain and brought it to Docomo branch when I was in Japan to remove the simlock.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              We got Softbank lock removed through pin-unlock codes bought online, it worked :o

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Osaifu keitai T_T keitais are lovely....

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Remiberry » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @Remiberry@donotsta.re

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @nina_kali_nina @elly I think I have a Kyocera A202KC
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                lovely little nugget but it sucks that it only has 8GB of RAM
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                at least it runs Android 10(?)
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                shame none of the GSIs work on it, but at least one can unlock the bootloader with the mtkclient exploit.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]elly [they/them, she/her] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @elly@donotsta.re

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @Remiberry @nina_kali_nina > lovely little nugget but it sucks that it only has 8GB of RAM
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Uhh, my pyxis has 6GB of RAM and I managed to run docker + fex + steam + windows game on it

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Nina Kalinina [she/her] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @nina_kali_nina@tech.lgbt

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @elly @Remiberry tbh this, not all my laptops in daily use have this much. It's insanity we're demanding more than megabytes of RAM from our mobile devices

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Sebastian Krzyszkowiak » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @dos@social.librem.one

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @nina_kali_nina @elly @Remiberry My phone has 3GB RAM and while I do sometimes think it would be handy to have a bit more, it's usually triggered by things like compiling Rust codebases on it, so it's not exactly an essential need 😂

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]ManMachine » 🔓
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        To be fair, Telegram UX is uniquely crap on every platform I've seen it.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Nina Kalinina [she/her] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @nina_kali_nina@tech.lgbt

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @max it kind of is, yeah.

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