ManMachine
@max@manmachine.me
> LLM-assisted coding is fine.
Depends on what you mean by fine. If you mean in an ethical sense, then no. If you mean in a practical sense, then also no.
"i want to make a thing, but i specifically don't want to understand how it works" is such a weird mindset ...
53 years ago
@thomasfuchs "Never trust a thought that occurs to you indoors." - Nietzsche
(its "touch grass" all the way down)
@thomasfuchs My best debugging companion for the hard problems is the pen and paper I keep at my desk.
@GeoffWozniak @thomasfuchs that and a nice walk or a shower.
also, sleep. the power of sleep is unmatched.
and it's also nice if there's a person who's willing to be your rubber duck.
@JamesWidman @GeoffWozniak Rubber ducking requires an inanimate object (specifically not something or someone who can talk back), hence the name. The important part is that you imagine the answer which “frees” your brain out of a lockup to have more creative thoughts.
@thomasfuchs @GeoffWozniak sorry; i should have said "it's also nice if there's a person who's willing to be your fleshy duck."
I remember well that you wanted to fix all the compiler errors in your program before handing in your stack of cards again, because you would usually only find your output on the table next to the line printer once a day.
The university had terminals. But we freshmen did not have access to them.
Apple’s on-device translation doesn’t know it should ignore URLs, so you can hand it a post written entirely in Chinese with a URL at the end that is also mostly Chinese characters, which it sees as %20-type encoding, and it will be like “☹️ Sorry, I can’t automatically identify this language that’s 50% Chinese characters and 50% hexadecimal keysmash. … But my best guess is Polish.”
Best pie
| Apple: | 159 |
| Sour Cherry: | 60 |
| Blueberry: | 56 |
| Banana crème: | 15 |
| Key lime: | 65 |
| Pecan: | 97 |
| Any pie with chocolate: | 57 |
| Peach: | 31 |
| Rhubarb: | 99 |
| Lemon merengue: | 82 |
| You left off the best one you fool: | 213 |
Closes in 6:29:57
Free computer user cheat sheet
#unix_surrealism #art #poster #propaganda #mastoart #computers #motivation
Weirdos: "Why would anyone learn to code, LLMs can do that now"
Actual programmers: "I made a new game for the ZX Spectrum"
Dived or dove?
Sneaked or snuck?
| dived: | 93 |
| dove: | 376 |
| sneaked: | 111 |
| snuck: | 357 |
Closes in 14:02
@eniko ``He snuck his head around the corner,'' and, ''He sneaked a peek,'' are both correct in those contexts, and they are NOT interchangeable. Born and bred Yorkshireman here.
@eniko Our granddaughter says "tooken" instead of "taken." Also "lie-Berry" and not "library." Despite this we are very proud of her.
@eniko
As a linguist, i can say there are many examples of irregular imperfect verb forms in English and other languages.
Sneak falls into a group like peak, leak, streak. All add -ed to the imperfect verb forms: peaked, leaked, streaked not: it puck, it luck, it struck.
Similarly to dive there's contrive, hive, skive, revive, jive. Just add -ed.
However... strive > strove is like dive > dove. 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
A lot of the rules date back centuries, but languages are living entities and change.
Btw... get > got. It never was and isn't get > gotten.
@eniko @lisamelton I’m “dove” and “snuck” but any are fine. I wouldn’t even notice the other two. It’s not like pleaded and pled – where it can only be pled.
@eniko I subscribe to a descriptive point of view when it comes to language. There are no rules. As long as I understand you, I appreciate the unique quirks in your use of the language.
You wouldn't try to correct Yoda's word order, do you?
The Ai bubble will pop
| 2026: | 388 |
| 2027: | 832 |
| 2028+: | 222 |
| NEVAH!: | 74 |
Closed
@ZachWeinersmith whatever your response might be to this poll, it might eventually turn out to be too conservative. ;D
Innovation will keep pace with investment. There is too much low-hanging fruit.
However, at some point, the investors will realize that true machine intelligence despite being society-crushingly transformative, is actually not that easy to monetize.
At that point they will withdraw, but saying that the AI bubble will then pop is like saying that a house fire popped your birthday balloon.
@pbloem Oh wow, I find this fascinating. You mean like we could have human level machine intelligence but it won't monetize well? I have trouble imagining that.
@ZachWeinersmith It could refuse to do what you want, for a start. It could decide not to participate in a capitalist system. Intelligent doesn't mean easily controlled.
It could also still have unpredictable failure modes despite being very smart.
There's also the more down-to-earth problem that free and open models are currently ~8 months behind the proprietary ones. You won't have much lead time to get your money back before it becomes cheap and ubiquitous.
@ZachWeinersmith
> It is difficult to make predictions, especially about the future.
— Danish saying
My corollary: I was in the crowd that predicted that Twitter will collapse soon after the Musk takeover and his terrible leadership. Little did we know thar Musk did not intend to run it as a social media business, but as a hate propagation engine.
At work, we got Copilot/Claude.
I tried using it once again recently, as my boss asked me to evaluate the newer versions.
Insights:
a) The newest (minor!) version upgrades also "upgraded" the token cost by factor 5 or more.
b) For a larger code base, it is useless. I asked it to do some basic refactoring. I clearly specified what to do, but the AI went off on a side quest and spent minutes going in circles. It took quite long - probably longer than what I would have needed - to finish the task.
After that, I had to spend considerable time reviewing the changes and cleaning up some minor mistakes.
Verdict: Useless and expensive.
@ZachWeinersmith Going with 2027, that's what @davidgerard has been saying for a few years.
Anyway, the sooner the better.
@ZachWeinersmith SOON:
https://archive.is/v2dwg (un-paywalled WSJ article)
Corporate America Is Starting to Ration AI as Cost Skyrockets
Executives are scrambling to track returns on AI investments as the bill for massive computing needs comes due.
@ZachWeinersmith All I know is that the market can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent.
@ZachWeinersmith I guess it depends what is meant by AI bubble. I was never 100% sure of the dot.com bubble either. Sure, the "free money" to any web based business project has dried up long time ago but new web based business have never actually stopped to be created. Investors are just more careful with their money. Same thing will happen with AI. Right now AI tries to be everything to everyone (all at once) which isn't sustainable. Hopefully that madness won't last too long.
@ZachWeinersmith it will be after everyone has lost hope it will return to sanity. Just like what happened with the people who saw the sub prime mortgage bubble coming.
It was all rotten to the core and being propped up by massive financial institutions. It had already fallen apart internally, and some saw it, but they nearly went broke betting on what they knew to be reality.
It's not when it pops... No, It's when Willie Coyote finally looks down, after running on air for 5+ years.
@ZachWeinersmith AI will never go away, there will ll just be some financial turmoil and destruction...
@ZachWeinersmith when people start waking up begin sabotaging data centres and hanging tech billionaires from trees by their balls.
@ZachWeinersmith I'd imagine that popping that bubble will be one part of China's chaos seeding strategy ahead of the attempt to retake Taiwan. Could be anywhere from 5 minutes to 18 months from now. Anything & everything seems to be on the table to delay US response.
Regardless it's now so fucking huge and by second order interlinked with crypto that when one crashes, they BOTH do. WHEN they do they'll drop the better part of 3.5 trillion dollars into a fiscal black hole.
Rationally, it has already popped. Companies have realized that it is cheaper to high people than pay for AI to do the work, and this is with AI companies discounting prices so much they are still loses money.
However, there are enough cultists to keep it going for another year.
@ZachWeinersmith
whenever we have a big round of IPOs.
The rule restricting 401ks from buying into IPOs was lifted last week. The big investors will sell out their shares to the retail 401Ks, leaving hard working main street holding the bag.
Everything happening right now is a delay tactic.
@ZachWeinersmith
A little more local processing power, some improvement in algorithms (probably not from the incumbents), and "the AI we have at home" will perform a similar function to the internets that your firewall/router does i.e. make it usable. It won't so much go away as become distributed. Then real AI will turn up, and the big LLM stuff will become obsolete.
Existing software is collectively buggy. Randomly generating new software that looks like existing software isn't magically gonna result in bug-free software.
Are you familiar with Thornton Wilder's play Our Town?
| don't know it: | 132 |
| heard of it: | 45 |
| seen/read it: | 38 |
| highly familiar: | 5 |
There.
This makes me feel (slightly) better.
An item of curiosity...
As a kid, did you grow up around guns?
| Yes: | 367 |
| No: | 1263 |
| Just show me the results: | 26 |
Closed
@NanoRaptor kinda - not at home, but air rifles and smallbore rifles via the Scouts and a local indoor range I'd go to a couple of nights a week in my teens. this was in London
@NanoRaptor I grew up around them, in the sense they were kept in the back of a closet and I was Never to touch them while alone. (these were the days before gun safes were a common thing) And honestly, I couldn't have cared less about them. Hunting did not interest me at all.
I very much did. Dad was huge on target shooting on a whole bunch of rifles. Nothing pistol - and had a few antiques.
My sis and I would go do homework in the back of the Kingswood when he shot every saturday.
I had a go at it a few times - and did ridiculously well - but it didn't click hard with me. Probably 30 something years since I touched one.
Also accidentally shot myself twice which might be part of it.
@NanoRaptor I'm second - guessing my "no" choice. we didn't have guns in the house. but my uncles and cousins all had guns. and it was pretty common where i grew up that if you missed school on the first day of deer season, it was an automatically excused absence.
@NanoRaptor it has been a long time since I so much as held a real firearm, but yes.
We had a pile of them in the gun safe, some of dubious legality. There were the shotguns in the corners of the walls. In my parents' closet, there was a 9mm HiPoint in the center, and then pistols on some of the shelves. The walls of our basement were adorned with trap & skeet trophies, and we visited several gun shows a year.
The last time I fired one was at scout camp, 24 years ago - a surplus .30-06 M1917.
@NanoRaptor There were none in the house. But my grandfather did hunt. He had a "plinking pistol" (.22) I was allowed to shoot cans in their back yard with at probably age 10. I never got to use his hunting guns - until I inherited his shotgun when I was in my 30s. (I do not hunt. I only keep it for sentimental reasons.)
And I was a Boy Scout and shot rifles (.22) probably about the same age.
But guns were definitely "something unusual I only irregularly was around."
when I was younger, I didn’t get the “goat farming” trope. I sincerely loved computers, after all! And my job was to make them even better for everyone!
Goats. Goats never commit human rights abuses at incomprehensible scale in a way that intentionally dilutes responsibility too thinly to convict any one person. I’d like to go feed some goats
@0xabad1dea Goats are farming on hard mode. Sheep are much more relaxing. Speaking as someone who's done both growing up.
@0xabad1dea I had goats. Saanen dairy goats and Angora goats for fiber. I did love having them, and it was great for my kids when they were young. I gave them up when we moved to get my son into a better school system. They took up a huge amount of my time and energy in the prime of my life, non trivial.
One thing about goats though: as ruminants they are prolific converters of biomass into methane, and thus they fuel climate change.
@0xabad1dea @0xabad1dea spoken like someone who never read the Collected Missives of Shepherd Leonard, which recount in gruesome detail the Long Feast of the Goats of 1698.
@0xabad1dea Goats are chaos agents. Every single one of them. Computers are logical. If you do the same thing, you get the same results. Goats are biological. You can be consistent AF and they will still do as they damn well please. Which usually includes finding fifteen new ways to piss you off each & every day.
When I was younger the only time I heard people mention goats and computers together it was bad news for the goat and wishful thinking for SCSI
@0xabad1dea Sounds a bit like the "dann mach ich was mit Holz" trope ("... then I'll do something with wood") that is prevalent in german IT circles. 
When you're preparing a PR, after you've run all the tests and linted and benchmarked and polished and so on, do you do a `git diff` and take a visual scan through all the changes?
| Always: | 1051 |
| Usually: | 488 |
| Frequently not: | 120 |
IBM ThinkBoy
@NanoRaptor The first thing we did when we got home was jailbreak it to bypass the lockout requiring wearing a suit and tie.
@NanoRaptor Tougher than a Nokia... although IBM charged way, WAY to much for the OS/2 cartridge for it.
*gently grabs the cheeks of all programmers to stare deeply into their eyes*
All I want is a dry tech manual. A boring, well indexed manual that defines every function. Not a chatbot. Not a training. Not a million "articles" that I have to search through. Not a "community forum".
My rice cooker came with one. I want one for every piece of software I have to interact with.
Go get yourself a technical writer if necessary.
I. Want. An. Instructional. Manual.
@CorvidCrone That's something I loved about DEC their manuals were actually helpful! Further they wrote in depth about each piece of hardware from the customer's POV and published it, freely giving copies to customers, and potential customers.
People learned what DEC hardware/software could do. Today people ask an AI to do "something.
If you want to be useful you have to know what is happening and how it's being done.
@apples_and_pears @CorvidCrone dec manuals did come with the risk of the wall of documentation falling on you ;) @majenko @baljemmett
@chloeraccoon @apples_and_pears @CorvidCrone @baljemmett You need DEC document EK-W4LLS-UG - How to extract human from document collapse
@majenko @apples_and_pears @CorvidCrone @baljemmett Don't forget the 600 page binder... "How to locate and deal with bugs" ;)
@chloeraccoon @majenko @CorvidCrone @baljemmett Documentation can be overdone. It's more likely to be underdone and scattered here there and somewhere - if I could only remember where.
@apples_and_pears @majenko @CorvidCrone @baljemmett Majenko had the classic one of those issues a few months ago. Looking up how to do something he was sure he had done before, and found a post telling him what to do. Written by Majenko... ;)
So, Wednesday afternoons are increasingly no longer a great time for me to stream. And, honestly, I am not sure they were ever a great time for an audience (tho I deeply appreciate the crew that makes it nearly every week!).
So the question becomes, when? Let's poll!
When should I stream my sound design/music production videos?
| Late night Weekday: | 4 |
| Late Night Weekend: | 1 |
| Afternoon Weekend: | 6 |
| Evening Weekend: | 4 |
Closed
okay so what search engine DO you use, right now, by default, in your browser?
| Google: | 247 |
| DDG: | 1427 |
| Kagi: | 264 |
| Other: | 566 |
@wyatt no LAN? 
@wyatt fwiw our DOS 6 works okay with Samba hosted on a Linux machine, and so is our Win 10 and Linux and Mac, so it's probably somewhat compatible still
@nina_kali_nina @wyatt Can confirm this. It's a bit of a pain but you can configure Samba to be SMB1 compatible. I've had a config that worked with Win98 (SE), a PS2, and a modern Linux box at the same time.
do y'all listen to songs/tracks?
like yes if its a vocalist/producer you follow and they've made a new song then ofc you go check it out and maybe also buy it, since i guess the format doesnt really work longer form, but when listening to music when doing $task or working out, stroking cats or torching teslas do you put a mix on from a dj/producer you like, or a curated list of tracks, or just stream whatever is on your fav radio station or current fedi owncast stream (or something else)?
| individual tracks: | 1 |
| tracks as part of a playlist someone curated: | 1 |
| mixes from $producer/$dj you like: | 0 |
| whatever is on my fav stream at the time: | 0 |
| fedi weirdo owncasts ftw: | 0 |
| something else (pls specify): | 4 |
Closed
@nflux I have downloaded albums on my phone. I either
[1] put the whole library on shuffle play and skip songs that don't fit my mood, or
[2] select one of the several playlists I've created, or
[3] choose a specific album.
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stay prayed up.
"do you believe AGI is a thing" honey I don't believe "artificial general intelligence" is a thing, I don't believe "artificial intelligence" is a thing, I don't believe "intelligence" is a thing, and at this point I'm starting to question if "artificial" exists
如囊萤如映雪
家虽贫学不辍
如负薪如挂角
身虽劳犹苦卓
Read by the glow of fireflies,
Read by the sheen of snow;
No child is too poor to learn,
To study hard, and grow.
While gathering the firewood,
While tending herds in fields;
When work is hard, read further still
And reap the harvest's yields.
A verse of the Three Character Classic, an educational poem for ancient Chinese children, rhyming translation by me.
I assume the story about the impoverished kid who learned to read "by the glow of fireflies" is an "uphill both ways" tall tale, but it is poetic, I'll grant it
Fireflies! From the history of Che Yin in the book of Jin (5th C):
夏夜以練囊盛數十螢火蟲以照書
https://ccs.city/en/chinese-cultural-club/chinese-festival/greater-heat
IN GAZA, DRONES INSTEAD OF FIREFLIES...
الترجمة إلى العربية (Arabic)
أبيات من كتاب "كلاسيكية الأحرف الثلاثة" (سان زي جينغ):
القراءة على ضياء اليراعات،
والدراسة على بريق الثلوج؛
فما من طفلٍ فقير يمنعه الفقر أن يتعلم،
وأن يدرس بجدٍّ وينمو.
وفي أثناء جمع الحطب،
وخلال رعي القطعان في الحقول؛
حين يشتد عناء العمل، اقرأ أكثر وأكثر
لتجني ثمار الجهد والمثابرة.
#poetry
#photography
#Gaza
#children
#learning
#schools
#Arabic
#AltText
I'm incredibly pleased to announce that the microcode for the Intel 80386 has been decoded.
It was an group effort by a bunch of talented people to extract and correct the physical bits, but the major work of decoding them was done by reenigne - you may know him from such incredible PC demos as 8088 MPH and Area 5150, as well as being the person who decoded the 8088 microcode previously.
Please, check out his writeup.
https://www.reenigne.org/blog/80386-microcode-disassembled/
#retrocomputing #vintagecomputing #microcode #reverseengineering
#retrocomputing #vintagecomputing #microcode #reverseengineering
THIS BITMAP RUNS DOOM
It doesn't stop there. The incredibly talented nand2mario has taken reenigne's work and created a microcode-level Verilog implementation of the 80386. And yes, it runs DOOM. There's even a MiSTer core in the works.
https://nand2mario.github.io/posts/2026/z386/
https://github.com/nand2mario/z386
https://github.com/nand2mario/z386_MiSTer
You can find all the files, notes, decoded PLAs and such here. Everything is released to the public in the name of increasing our knowledge, improving emulation, and preserving our collective computing past.
This was only possible in the first place thanks to excellent die photography by @kenshirriff
Here's a corner of the 80386 microcode as seen under the microscope.
Bits are encoded by the presence of these gates.
It's fairly easy to visually decode them. But now just do that 94,000 times.
Complicating matters was that some of the areas of the photo-mosaic were out of focus.
This made automated extraction tools fail miserably.
When reenigne mentions AI, don't panic. No rainforests were burned down. What we used were old-fashioned, brainless convolutional neural networks trained on consumer video cards - an idea Smartest Blob came up with and that I re-used for my extraction of the NEC V20 microcode.
@gloriouscow oh is microcode self-similar enough and also abundant enough to be useful for this? (Or is like one guy writing all the microcode for everything?) fascinating
The results were then just laboriously hand-checked by eye over weeks.
electroly, specifically - thank you for your help.
One of my early experiments in OpenCV produced an unintentional piece of Microcode Art I'm still fond of.
This was a result of attempting auto-segmentation using incrementing hue on the various segments. Needless to say, a lovely disaster.
Just an addendum - we'd love to do the same for the 80286, to complete the early Intel trifecta.
The main reason that the 386 was done first is that Intel used an implant ROM on the 286 for some reason we can't fathom.
An implant ROM uses invisible doping to create the microcode bit gates. You can take pictures of it under a microscope all you want, you can't read shit.
Here's a high-magnification view of the 286 microcode implant ROM done by the talented @infosecdj , whom you should follow if you love sexy silicon photographs.
He laboriously removed the metal layer above this to hopefully reveal the bits below.
Can you see 0's and 1's here? I can't. I can't even train a neural network because you have to feed it some pre-classified bits and I can't classify anything here.
There is a way to extract the contents of an implant ROM. The doping that creates the gates means that you can etch the silicon in a way that the doped areas will stand out.
The acids involved in this process are some of the nastiest chemicals on the planet. Stuff like hydrofluoric acid.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrofluoric_acid#Health_and_safety
Oh, you spilled it on yourself? no big deal. It's just going to dissolve transmute your bones.
@gloriouscow Has anyone tried etching the 286 to see if the implant ROM can be made visible without too much trouble? I could give it a try once I get the 8087 analysis finished :-)
@kenshirriff Nobody's actually tried it yet to my knowledge. I thought you didn't want to mess with HF!
@gloriouscow Well, I'll use Armour Etch and Whink, which are like the consumer-friendly versions of HF. I've found that N-doping vs P-doping are visible without even trying, so maybe implants could also be visible. Of course, the implant concentration might be too low to see. But I wouldn't completely rule out reading the 286 ROM without giving it a try.
@kenshirriff If you ping @sqpat on the Discord i'm sure he can get some 286's sent your way if you need some!
@gloriouscow I'm only interested if you run a microcode port of doom 🤣
@dec_hl @gloriouscow I've thought about designing a GPU specifically for Doom, but designing a CPU for Doom is an interesting idea.
@foone @dec_hl @gloriouscow that would be great, then we could integrate the doom CPU into things, like toothbrushes, pregnancy tests, toasters, phones etc.
@gloriouscow@oldbytes.space @dec_hl@mastodon.social @foone@digipres.club
What's the difference between a regular GPU and one for Doom?
@ora @gloriouscow @dec_hl regular GPUs are actually quite bad at Doom, since it's fundamentally kinda raycastery in how it renders
This is a major release that merges several different development branches I've been working on, bringing together a lot of moving parts into a single build. A long, sleepless night…
Here is what changed:
@mastoblaster ALT-Texts are working with #GoToSocial now! Love it 😻 Thanks for fixing 🙏
why has noone written an arbitrary-precision integer library and called it Big Naturals
smh need to change this
It's unfair to call the Marvel movies "kid's movies", they also have serious political messages, such as:
- America is good
- the military is good
- military contractors are good
- billionaires are good
- heroes protect the existing power structure, villains try to change society
... in a movie they even arrested Superman thinking he could oppose established power in USA...
in another movie they tried to stop the Batman.... same story, fear he could oppose the police forces....
As clear as it can be !
But there are movies where the vilains are the president etc. Like in the movie: the Beekeeper...sort of super hero trained to appear out of nothing when power get extremely corrupted....
Wait a second....are we going to see Jason Statham appear in Washington very angry ?😉
@existentialcomics but think of all the jobs created by the Marvel media megamachine! you don't want people to be out of work, do you? 🤯
@existentialcomics People who faved your post will love this book: highly recommend! It takes apart the reactionary messages in Marvel (and other Disney) movies and intersperses them with a history of intellectual property's role in capitalism. https://www.haymarketbooks.org/books/2525-the-extended-universe
@existentialcomics The entire point of the first Iron Man movie is that Tony Stark needs to learn all of these ideas were wrong. His actions were terrible, hurt many, enabled terrorism, his company was evil, his money ill gotten and he was the problem.
I'm not saying the MCU was consistent or communicated its themes well, and it had huge problems around the idea of "might makes right" but you've somehow taken the exact *opposite* away from its themes around the military industrial complex.
@existentialcomics yeah, that's all shitty propaganda that is less kid-friendly than the original #CyberSix comics…
@existentialcomics
both:
- steroids ar good
- being white gets you farther
seem also not-too-subtle messages
@existentialcomics hm. I had zero awareness of any political messages, watching any Marvel films.
Starship Troopers, Ender's Game, those messages were obvious.
Also:
- Violence is good
- To fix things, it's enough to kill one bad guy (a single reason for things being wrong)
@existentialcomics I’m not a fan of The Boys but it was cool when Homelander took “Elon Musk” to space
@existentialcomics This isn’t true of Spider-Man, who is Everyman: struggling to pay his rent, hang on to his job working for a bullying boss, relationship troubles, always gets properly punished by fate when he allows his great power to go to his head and forgets his great responsibility.
@existentialcomics it is funny watching it in series too. NCIS's enemy is the flavour of the day based on whomever is non-preferred by the US and its media.
@existentialcomics So, I quite liked the first Captain America movie, but I did notice that they managed to make a WWII movie where Nazis weren't the villains. That takes some doing.
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@luk_@mas.to
On the same kind of analysis Star Wars is teaching that fighting fascism or slavery is useless and that the fate of the world is only depending on superior beings that are inheriting their power from their genetic background. A superior race.
@existentialcomics @angelastella
Hi,
I remember a superman cartoon, where the super- vilain was Nikola Tesla !
He invented so many things we still use today.
@existentialcomics
In 2010: shit, Elon Musk is totally like Iron Man 😮
In 2020: shit, Iron Man is totally like Elon Musk 😳
@existentialcomics The “Infinity Gauntlet” stories came out when I was a kid. Even at the time, I thought they were just plain dumb. A magic glove with gems can control the universe? A bad guy who somehow out-powers every single superhero in the universe… but still needs a magic glove?
They were just copying DC’s “Crisis on Infinite Earths” and doing it badly.
I thought the dumbest part was gonna be when half of all life in the universe was wiped out instantly. Nope, it got dumber when Iron Man decided not to go back to the moment it happened and undo it, but leave it and have everybody pop back into existence 5 years later.
How did something that stupid get made into a multi-billion movie franchise? Beats me.
@existentialcomics If you want to watch movies that promote science, progress, equal rights and the attempt to create a better society you need to watch Star Trek instead.
I have read other, more interesting messages. But maybe it is so because I’m German.
Like "Steve Rogers: I don’t want to kill anyone. I don’t like bullies. I don’t care where they’re from."
Like “Asgard is not a place. Never was. This could be Asgard. Asgard is where our people stand.”
Just saying.
@existentialcomics I was once told that my disdain for Batman was lame, because Batman was the everyman. He was somehow the achieavble hero. Evevyone could become Billionaire Batman!
@existentialcomics it's sad because all this MCU shit is based on Marvel Ultimate, which I judged for being dumb at the time, but if you actually read the run, it's deconstructing peak 90's muscles and guns superheroes in a really smart and fun (but also kind of depressing) way that the MCU is just way too dumb and poorly written to do, especially now. Like basically EVERY problem is created by the US government's reaction to aliens intervening in WWII in an apt 9/11 metaphor.
@existentialcomics
Oh it seems this poor person is stealing bread? unacceptable!
I shall punch him in the face.
My job here is done, back to my mansion after a hard days work.
Last year I finished working my way through all the Best Picture winners. Since then I've been idly working on some other lists, and keeping current on the IMDb Top 250, but now I'm starting a new project in earnest: Palm d'Or winners. I'm at a shockingly low 30% for that, but with only 54 to work through, it feels a lot more tenable. It will still take me at least a year, of course. This will be the thread for my comments.
First up was The Silent World (1956), one of only two documentaries to ever win. It's what first made Jacques Cousteau and company famous. I expected a lot of pretty underwater photography of them doing marine biology, and got it, but some of their methodology was, uh, unexpected. For instance, dynamiting a reef to kill all the fish in the area, making them easier to count. Or when they motored into a pod of whales, hit one, then were so distracted listening to its cries that they completely run over a calf, mortally wounding it with the propeller. They chase the calf down, complete with extended underwater shots of it bleeding out, finally killing it with a rifle. Then they start pulling the sharks that arrive to eat the corpse up onto the deck and beating them to death with axes. As "revenge for the whale", the narration dares to claim. Simply astonishing.
Friendly Persuasion (1956)
An absolute lost classic, and it's a shame it took me 48 years to come across it. It managed to be an actually fairly nuanced examination of pacifism, seen through the lens of a Quaker community whose values are being tested by the US civil war. Really just a charming slice of life at first, it very effectively builds up fully human characters whose moral conflicts can be deeply felt when the war finally arrives. For a product of the studio system at the height of their blandness, it almost manages to be profound.
La Dolce Vita (1960)
Somehow I'd never actually watched this before. Some absolutely beautiful shots, but one of those movies where everyone is kind of terrible, and I just want them all to go away. But it was amusing to remember halfway through that the sleazy photographer being named Paparazzo wasn't a bit on the nose, it's the origin of that term!
Viridiana (1961)
I hadn't watched a Luis Buñuel film in a very long time, but my impression remains much the same. Weirdly intense, a bit too busy dealing with the director's issues with religion to be fully coherent, left me feeling icky. I guess maybe it was edgy and shocking at one point, but not in any interesting way to my jaded 2025 eyes.
The Leopard (1963)
A gorgeous, lush historical production about the unification of Italy, a period of history I didn't know much about. And still don't, because that mostly happens off screen and is just kind of offhandedly mentioned now and then. Staring Burt Lancaster, who apparently did all his lines in English and just got dubbed into Italian? Anyway, I didn't hate it, and it was very pretty to look at. But my sympathy for a prince who is super sad because of the tackiness of the rising middle class is a bit limited.
The Given Word (1962)
Based on the logline ("A devout Christian makes a vow to Saint Barbara after she saves his donkey, but everyone misunderstands his intentions. Will he keep his promise?"), I wasn't really looking forward to this one. But it was so much weirder and more visceral than I expected, I'm very glad I watched it. And maybe the first portrayal of capoeira in film? Still not sure if I liked it, exactly, but I bet I keep thinking about it.
The Knack... and How to Get It (1965)
I feared this was going to be repulsive pickup artist bullshit, and it very much was. And much of it was the kind of wacky 60s comedy I don't much like. But it did do some very interesting things with language, throwing sentence fragments around in almost incomprehensible, staccato bursts. And there were elements that reminded me a lot more of If...., one of my favorite films, a lot more than I expected. But I'm having to squint a lot to say anything positive about it, and I'm not sure why I'm bothering.
The Go-Between (1971)
I liked this well enough, but I must have been more tired than I realized because I completely failed to realize there were interspersed scenes set 50 years after the main action until WAY too late in the movie. So I spent a lot of it being confused why I'd seen cars and a television set, yet someone had referred to "the war" and meant the Boer War! Though, reading the plot summary on Wikipedia, I think maybe you just needed to have read the book to understand everything that was happening.
The Mattei Affair (1972)
Learning about Italian history is an emerging theme of this project. We're into the gritty 70s now, and this movie pairs nicely with The Conversation, which would win the Palme d'Or two years later. Quite enjoyable, though it does suffer some from the inherent problem of biopics -- how do you turn a life into a well-formed narrative, and not just a sequence of events?
The Hireling (1973)
It didn't help that I was watching this on a random youtube of dubious pedigree and worse encoding quality, but I found this to be an oppressive, claustrophobic movie. Which was at least in part the intention, I think, but being outside of British class anxieties, it didn't really speak to me. Like how the failure mode of clever is asshole, the failure mode of 70s grit is mildly repulsed boredom.
Scarecrow (1973)
Pure 70s grit with Gene Hackman and Al Pacino in a movie that I ended up liking a lot more than I expected to. I sometimes have trouble getting into rambling, episodic plots, but the nuances of their performances and the development of the relationship between them was really captivating. The abrupt ending hit particularly hard.
The Long Absence (1961)
Jumping back in time a bit here as physical media for the unstreamable ones final arrive. Slow, subtle and heartbreaking. The unresolved ending felt fully justified as a way to put us in the mindspace of the protagonist, and not just a gimmick. Definitely underrated.
Padre Padrone (1977)
Brutal child abuse in Sardinia. Also a surprising amount of bestiality. All within a framing device that Wes Anderson might have filmed. Fascinating, but not exactly enjoyable.
The Birds, the Bees and the Italians (1966)
Another one I had to wait for physical media to arrive in order to watch. And now I own a copy of a vile movie about vile people doing vile things that I will definitely never watch again. Blech.
Chronicle of the Years of Fire (1975)
An understated epic on the lead up to the Algerian war for independence, seen through the eyes of a peasant who gets increasingly more involved as tensions escalate. Sadly I was watching a low quality scan with fairly bad captions, but it was still enthralling.
A Man and a Woman (1966)
Charming and vibe-y. One of those minor works that have an oversized emotional impact, by just doing the basic stuff super well. I kept trying to figure out what the significance of the sections filmed in color vs BW was, but like If...., I now see it was arbitrarily driven by the budget.
I'm now over 50% done with the Palme d'Or list! (Having started at about 30&.) It's going much faster than I expected, but having a list of movies to pull from has proven to be very convenient when combined with the new and exciting forms of insomnia I've been exploring.
The Working Class Goes to Heaven (1971)
A messy but interesting film. Bonus: it featured lots of machining, though much of that was more of a cautionary tale when it comes to shop safety.
This one proved elusive, as it's not available for streaming, but luckily Scarecrow, the one big (really big!) rental store left in town, had a copy. Except the first time I carelessly grabbed the Blu-Ray instead of the DVD, and my region-free player is DVD only. Whoops. I'm enjoying going to the rental store after brunch as part of my normal Saturday routine, though. I think I'll keep doing that, even when everything on the docket is available streaming. Gods know that Google and Amazon don't need any more of my money.
Man of Iron (1981)
An powerful, riveting portrayal of a spineless journalist sent to dig up dirt on the leader of a strike in communist Poland. It manages a delicate combination of being simultaneously optimistic and pessimistic. Pretty amazing that it got made at all, it just squeaked through during a short window of lax censorship following the events being portrayed in the movie. It's a sequel to Man of Marble, focusing on the father of the strike leader, and I think I'll have to watch that one too.
The Tree of Wooden Clogs (1978)
A meditative, almost languid slice of life of late 19th century Lombard peasants. I found it surprisingly gripping -- I think because the cinematography was an amazing balancing act of being entirely understated and naturalistic while still somehow making every frame look like the work of an old master.
The Tin Drum (1979)
A very strange movie, with some incredibly uncomfortable scenes. There was a surrealism to it I liked, but it never quite leaned into that. There were some sweeping historical epic elements that I also liked, but it couldn't really commit to those either. There was a holy fool, and I love holy fools, but he isn't used very well. I dunno. Maybe don't put 11 year old actors in explicit sex scenes, even if they are playing a 16 year old?
Anyway, I'm now done with the 1970s.
Missing (1982)
Jack Lemmon tries to uncover what happened to his son who was disappeared in the Chilean coup, slowly realizing the extent of the US involvement and how naive his trust in his own government was. Intense and searingly painful at times. Lemmon really didn't get enough credit as a dramatic actor, because he was absolutely brilliant in this.
Oh, and since there was some surprise expressed that we still have a real video store in Seattle, here is it (minus a few rooms behind the camera) in all its glory. I'm so glad we've managed to keep it open this long -- and hopefully the tide is turning on physical media enough that maybe it can survive someday without fundraisers.
The Ballad of Narayama (1983)
There are themes of being reconciled with death, and the inexorable cycle of life, but really, this is about how brutal life as a peasant was. There is also some symbolism going on with snakes that I didn't understand.
Also, this is the first time I've seen subtitles offer verbose cultural explanations outside of anime fansubs.
When Father Was Away on Business (1985)
New bit of history I suddenly realize I'm weak on: Yugoslavia! Didn't really love it, but it wasn't as actively vile as the other one of this director I have seen, the one with a slur in the title. But still some icky scenes whose purpose I didn't understand.
Yol (1982)
A travelogue of several prisoners granted a one week leave. I'm more impressed now that I've read the backstory, how it was written and directed (by means of detailed instructions) by someone who was in prison, who then broke out of prison to go edit it in Switzerland! And it remains controversial in Turkey, despite it outlasting the regime is was criticizing, because Kurdistan.
This also takes the prize for the hardest to acquire and watch so far. The rights remain a mess, and the only version I could find was a Scarecrow rental. On VHS. So I dug out some old friends that I had packed away when I moved for grad school in 2007 and hadn't touched since getting back in 2010. Except the emergency VCR didn't work, so I had to resort to the *backup* emergency VCR. Yay for being a packrat!
The Mission (1986)
I'm glad this bit of history was told, but I also wish the emotional heart of the story wasn't a reformed fatricidal slave trader. And that any of the indigenous people were actual characters, not just abstract noble savages. But I guess anti-colonialism has to start somewhere?
I've been forgetting to post these since last week, so...
Under the Sun of Satan (1987)
A hauntingly weird movie, in part because it's edited like it was randomly cut down from something 3 times as long. Each individual scene is great, but there isn't much connective tissue between them.
Pelle the Conqueror (1987)
Beautiful and powerful, but oh so very dour. It sure doesn't make 19th century Denmark look very appealing, to the point of actually making me feel sympathetic towards Kierkegaard. And that guy was a total prat, so that's saying something.
And that wraps up the 80s!
The Piano (1993)
A gorgeous film I couldn't really get into.
The Best Intentions (1992)
I was prepared for tedium, not having liked Fanny and Alexander all that much, but I found something really compelling about this one. I was actually surprised when it ended that a full 3 hours had passed! Something just felt very real and compelling about the relationship between the two leads.
Underground (1995)
...hard to know what to say, other than it being a fucking wild ride of a movie. I started it at 2 in the morning, having just biked back from the shop, hoping to maybe get an hour in before going to sleep. I watched all 3 hours, glued to the screen. Some amazing imagery mixed in with an absurdist-to-the-point-of-delirium story that is an allegory for the history of Yugoslavia in the 20th century? Another one to add to the "how have I never heard of this before???" list.
The Eel (1997)
I'm not cranking through these as fast as I was for a while there, which is actually a pretty good sign for the state of my mental health. But I'm still excited for the project, because it introduces me to weird little gems like this that I never would have watched otherwise. I thought this was going to be a depressing study in isolation and alienation, but it ended up being oddly affirming.
The Son's Room (2001)
A study of a family falling apart after the death of one of the teenage son. It was heart wrenching, but I think only because of using the cheat code of such a tragic event. The actual writing was not up to the task. Some really good acting from the younger sister, though.
Taste of Cherry (1997)
This starts with a simple premise (man searches for someone willing to bury him after he kills himself) and takes it to the deeply socially awkward reality of actually asking that of wary strangers. Combined with a very simple, naturalistic style and a willingness to really sit in silence, the result is unique and fascinating.
Elephant (2003)
Imagine a movie with terrible acting and improvised dialog that looks like shit. Oh, and it's about a school shooting, but doesn't really have anything to say about that, or anything else.
At least it was only 81 minutes long.
The Child (2005)
Big Trainspotting vibes, but Belgian. Only 96 minutes long, but it felt like it could have been 45. I think it handled the ending well, having the dirtbag father do something passably noble and acknowledging how much he had fucked up, without asking us to forgive him -- or even necessarily believe it was anything other than another impulsive act on his part. It was a nice slow revelation that the title really referred to him, and not the literal newborn infant around whom the plot revolves
Eternity and a Day (1998)
A dreamy little mess (non-derogatory) of a movie. I liked how it ramped up the surreal, mythopoetic elements, but wish it had taken it farther.
Rosetta (1999)
A compelling little portrait that doesn't really go anywhere, constantly interrupted with late-90s shakey-cam.
The Wind that Shakes the Barley (2006)
Gripping, tense and heart-breaking. War is hell, civil war more so, and fuck all colonial empires. (Yes, very much including my own.)
The Class (2008)
Like a French Stand and Deliver, except the teacher is a bit of a jerk, and it's not inspiring at all.
4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days (2007)
Grim, claustrophobic and devastating, this follows college roommates arranging an illegal abortion in communist Romania. Glad I watched it. Will definitely never watch it again.
@attoparsec this film and The Diving Bell and the Butterfly were why I ran a cinereview blog called filmvomit for years... highest rankings to films that affected me so profoundly i i felt like i might be sick
@rose_alibi I'm not sure I'm up to using it as a playlist, but that's a fascinating angle to explore movies from.
@attoparsec it definitely wouldn't be healthy to only watch the emotionally nauseating ones, but at the time i was seeing literally every film that came out because i was living 3 blocks from an indie movie theater where my friend would let me in for free... so there was a good mix of rankings
The White Ribbon (2009)
Disturbing acts of random violence plague a small village, plus a charming love story. Some real Wisconsin Death Trip vibes, but with something of a narrative arc. It doesn't really resolve, but I didn't care. This one will stick with me.
Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives (2010)
Languid and pleasantly weird, but I'm pretty sure I don't have the cultural background to properly appreciate it. Probably the second best fish-fucking movie of that decade.
I have watched one film from that director, Apichatpong Weerasethakul, his 2021 "Memoria" which only won Jury Prize at Cannes. It was the slowest film I have ever watched. I saw it in a theater and I am sure members of the audience fell asleep
The Tree of Life (2011)
It was only upon getting here in the list that I realized I had been mixing The Tree of Life up with The Fountain for the last 15 years. Which does kind of make sense, as that one is also trying to reconcile human loss with the vastness of our cosmic background. I just thought this was the less interesting of the two.
Amour (2012)
A brutally realistic portrayal of someone in terminal decline, to the point that watching it felt cruelly dehumanizing. I've watched 4 loved ones go through that already. I probably have another 4 to go. I didn't need a 9th. And that's not even getting into the violence at the end.
Blue is the Warmest Color (2013)
Ugh, what a weird mess. The visual style is subtle but distinct, playing with extreme closeups (particularly around messy eating) in a way that was moderately interesting. Some very good acting, and a script that was only occasionally cringeworthy. But the 180 minute runtime definitely wasn't justified, and far too much of that was taken up with gratuitous and deeply-male-gazey sex scenes. Mostly lesbian, with, of course, a male director. Just straight up porn, complete with the inability to go more than 20 seconds without the participants changing to a new (but equally impractical) position.
Winter Sleep (2014)
This took me 4 sessions to get through, as I kept falling asleep. Some of that is just my poor sleeping habits, but definitely not all. I wish more of it had been focused on the landscape of Cappadocia, where it is set, instead of the tediously condescending main character.
i do think it's funny that any company that wants a huge influx of extremely good engineers could just say "we are not doing ai" on the careers site
@kirakira the main problem with this is that thanks to "AI" nobody ever looks at your careers site 🙄
I am in the confusing situation where I work for an "AI company", but it isn't LLMs lol... so a) we do not do "that kinda AI" (think more like: expert systems), b) it's good to call ourselves an "AI company" because of the marketing hype right now. But it's hard to show this in a way that good dev applicants can understand at a glance.
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they should make a new pirate bay and call it the Torrent Nexus
How do you know you are in a tech enthusiast's house?
They have smart phone, smart TV, smart refrigerator, and a smart toilet.
How do you know you are in a sysadmin's home?
They only have dumb appliances, and keep a loaded handgun by the bed in case one of their computers makes a weird noise in the middle of the night.
@prahou
Is that Girl or Mage?
@draken same person!
However practical it may or may not be, should Canada join the EU?
| Yes, I'm Canadian: | 40 |
| No, I'm Canadian: | 10 |
| Yes, I'm from The EU: | 323 |
| No, I'm from The EU: | 54 |
| Yes, I'm from somewhere else: | 94 |
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i've been trying out jj and one thing I struggle with is that my workspace feels very... messy? In Git often I have 20 semi-abandoned branches that I might come back to later in 6 months later if I want to.
but in jj I don't know how to mark a change as "I don't need you to show this to me in `jj log` but I also don't want to abandon it"
so far i've been using jj on a project for short bursts if I need to rebase a lot and then I go back to Git
@b0rk that reminds me that in git itself, I always wish 'git branch' had a mode to sort by the last time each branch was updated, so that the recent ones appear at one end of the list and are easy to find. Like 'ls -ltr'.
I feel as if it ought to be _possible_, using the reflog as a source of datestamps. Never got round to trying to implement it myself, though.
@simontatham i think this is not quite what you're describing but I have this in my ~/.gitconfig and it made a huge difference for me (it's why the "20 random semi-abandoned branches" system is workable)
[branch]
sort = -committerdate
@b0rk not sure how I missed that! It's been there since 2015, apparently, so it's not recent enough to give me much of an excuse.
Uses datestamps from the head commit rather than the reflog, so it will consider 'reset the branch to some existing commit' to make the datestamp earlier rather than updating it to the time of the reset. But might be good enough for most purposes. Thanks.
@simontatham @b0rk news to me too, I've been relying on log-scripts to sort by date. gonna have to see if I can (drastically) simplify my config now! I'm *almost* at zero new-machine config (outside the small bits I've memorized), this would get me a couple files closer...
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@VegaHarmonia @NanoRaptor new, promising study explores the efficacy of cephalotomy in symptom syndrome treatment, “it’s all in your head after all” says the lead researcher.
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A question for my fellow #Fediverse denizens, sparked by a post from @veronica - I'm curious how much overlap there is between Fediverse/Mastodon users and the middle-old internet culture, the sort of things from the late 2000s thru the early 2010s.
If you are an active, committed, "Fediverse is my main/only social media account" sort of person... which of these did you have - and actively use - back in the day?
And to be clear, I'm not looking for casual users on either end of the scale - I'm looking for hardcore, this-is-my-passion types. People who moderated, who maintained multiple livejournals for specific fandoms, people who spent hours agnoizing over which midi files to play when people opened your web page.
| Multiple active phpBB forum accounts: | 154 |
| A Livejournal (or similar): | 101 |
| MySpace Account: | 63 |
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