ManMachine

@max@manmachine.me

Professional computer toucher.
Amateur photographer and musician.
Autistic.
webhttps://manmachine.me/

[?]Miguel de Icaza ᯅ🍉 [He/him/daaaaaaaad] » 🌐
@Migueldeicaza@mastodon.social

Seem in response to Kaja’s latest murderous post:

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[?]Dave Neary [He/him/his] » 🌐
@dneary@mastodon.ie

@Migueldeicaza I recognize Ursula van der Leyen and Christine Lagarde - who is the third person in the bottom picture ?

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    [?]ManMachine » 🌐
    @max@manmachine.me

    Kaja Kallas perhaps?

      [?]GrumpyDad 🇺🇦🇵🇸 » 🌐
      @grumpydad@infosec.exchange

      @Migueldeicaza What murderous post exactly?

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        [?]Jef Poskanzer » 🌐
        @jef@mastodon.social

        Which reserved IPv4 net block do you use for your internal network?

        192.168.0.0/16 (16 bits - 32768 hosts):34
        172.16.0.0/12 (20 bits - a million hosts):5
        10.0.0.0/8 (just in case you need 2^24 hosts):24
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        [?]jwz » 💀 🌐
        @jwz@mastodon.social

        @jef Like a proper mullet, I use 172.28 for business 10.0 for pleasure. But maybe I have that backwards. Wouldn't be the first time.

          [?]Existential Comics » 🌐
          @existentialcomics@mastodon.social

          Always a good time these days to repost this slide from an IBM internal presentation in 1979.

          A computer can never be held accountable

Therefore a computer must never make a management decision.

          Alt...A computer can never be held accountable Therefore a computer must never make a management decision.

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          [?]Existential Comics » 🌐
          @existentialcomics@mastodon.social

          In other words, maybe...and I'm just brainstorming here, it is actually BAD for an AI Chatbot to decide who to bomb, etc.

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          [?]Yora » 🌐
          @yora@mastodon.gamedev.place

          @existentialcomics Irrelevant though, as managers are never held accountable either.

            [?]EndicottRoad59 » 🌐
            @EndicottAuthor@mastodon.social

            @existentialcomics Show that to the CEO's of all the companies pushing A.I.

              [?]Elric » 🔓
              @elricofmelnibone@mastodon.social

              @existentialcomics Worth pointing out that GDPR elaborates on that. People have the right to have automated decision making redone by humans in some cases.

                [?]smeg [He/Him/His] » 🔓
                @smeg@assortedflotsam.com

                @existentialcomics lack of accountability is the goal, though

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                  [?]Natasha :mastodon: 🇪🇺 » 🌐
                  @Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt

                  Print Floyd

                  A spoof of the cover of Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon album but with a Cyan, Magenta, Yellow, Key/Black color model, commonly used in commercial printing, instead of the original rainbow prism colors.

                  Alt...A spoof of the cover of Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon album but with a Cyan, Magenta, Yellow, Key/Black color model, commonly used in commercial printing, instead of the original rainbow prism colors.

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                  [?]Nanoraptor [She/Her] » 🌐
                  @NanoRaptor@bitbang.social

                  @Natasha_Jay THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER TODAY!

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                    [?]Njord » 🌐
                    @Njord@zeroes.ca

                    We've all upped our "mask game" in the last half decade or so, but I'm curious, what was the best mask or respirator you wore with any regularity in the very early days of the pandemic, say, before fall 2020?

                    Nothing:1
                    Cloth masks:7
                    Dust mask:0
                    Surgical mask:3
                    Kn95 mask:4
                    ffp2/p2/n95 mask:4
                    Half face elastomeric respirator:1
                    Full face elastomeric respirator:0
                    PAPR:0
                    Other:0
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                      [?]ManMachine » 🌐
                      @max@manmachine.me

                      🎶 potatoes, and tomatoes, and cheese

                      a big plate of freshly baked potatoes with freshly grilled cheese on top; some tomatoes visible, garlic not visible but also is there

                      Alt...a big plate of freshly baked potatoes with freshly grilled cheese on top; some tomatoes visible, garlic not visible but also is there

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                        [?]ManMachine » 🌐
                        @max@manmachine.me

                        well, it is spring, isn't it

                        Multi-function Casio watch showing the barometer graph for last couple of days doing a sine wave.

                        Alt...Multi-function Casio watch showing the barometer graph for last couple of days doing a sine wave.

                          [?]Nanoraptor [She/Her] » 🌐
                          @NanoRaptor@bitbang.social

                          At what age would your being-you-ness have caused someone to burn you for being a witch?

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                          [?]Ari "Two Sheds" Jackson [they/them] » 🔓
                          @arisummerland@beige.party

                          @NanoRaptor hmmm... about 17 years of age? And I've just gotten more weird and witch-like since...

                            [?]Dan Sugalski » 🌐
                            @wordshaper@weatherishappening.network

                            @NanoRaptor Bronze Age, definitely, dark age as well. Maybe middle age, though I am well into that and have yet to be successfully set on fire.

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                              [?]James Thomson » 🌐
                              @jamesthomson@mastodon.social

                              @NanoRaptor Whenever I weighed the same as a duck.

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                                [?]Nanoraptor [She/Her] » 🌐
                                @NanoRaptor@bitbang.social

                                @jamesthomson 160g for an adult pygmy goose, to 650kg for the australian Demon Duck, dromornis.

                                we're ALL FUCKED!

                                  [?]TL Jordan [She/They] » 🔓
                                  @dulcedemon@beige.party

                                  @NanoRaptor

                                  From age seven to the present.

                                    [?]Teresa 🏳️‍⚧️ » 🌐
                                    @AppleFangirl@beige.party

                                    @NanoRaptor When I came out as trans last year. The yokels around here would definitely burn me at the stake if they found out.

                                      [?]四 [he/him/his] » 🔓
                                      @yon@sakurajima.moe

                                      @NanoRaptor I’d say between two and four years old.

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                                        [?]mmby [he/him 🌈] » 🌐
                                        @mmby@mastodon.social

                                        @NanoRaptor about the same age that I started to refuse to burn myself

                                          [?]Chris Vreeland » 🌐
                                          @Devils_Rancher@beige.party

                                          @NanoRaptor Probably about 15 when I started playing in my first punk band and consorting with all sorts of like-minded vermin publicly.

                                            [?]SkipfordJ » 🌐
                                            @SkipfordJ@penguicon.social

                                            @NanoRaptor Are you implying there's an age in which it would not? Welp, now I need to rethink some things. :)

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                                              [?]Su-Shee » 🌐
                                              @sushee@ohai.social

                                              there's this article about knuth and literate programming and word count with early unix shell tools which is echoing very much my sentiment or the article about "hello here's my awk script and it's 135 times faster than your hadoop cluster" and instead of really taking a deep look "what do you REALLY need" people are always "that never works in a PROFESSIONAL environment" and then you look at established companies and it's all dusty perl (or equivalent) in a dark corner running the business

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                                              [?]screwlisp » 🌐
                                              @screwlisp@gamerplus.org

                                              I would like more

                                              sharpsign

                                              boost for breadth of opinions and timezones please.

                                              Not that I will blindly listen but you could put it out there on the table.

                                              screwlisp.small-web.org/

                                              common lisp conditions and McCLIM:23
                                              gopher and lambdaMOO:18
                                              symbolic deep learning and good-old-fashioned-ai:10
                                              KRF and ontology:6

                                              Closed

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                                                [?]screwlisp » 🌐
                                                @screwlisp@gamerplus.org

                                                SIX MINUTES LEFT IN POLL ^

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                                                [?]screwlisp » 🌐
                                                @screwlisp@gamerplus.org

                                                Thank-you final five voters whom I am pretty sure all cancelled each other out

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                                                [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                @screwlisp that was thrilling!

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                                                  [?]screwlisp » 🌐
                                                  @screwlisp@gamerplus.org

                                                  @prahou Yeah, and I guess it was statistically relatively likely all things being equal that they would cancel each other out like that. I like that the numbers add up to 101 now.

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                                                    [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                    @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                    @screwlisp some religions refer to it as a fossangelic number

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                                                      [?]JA Westenberg » 🌐
                                                      @Daojoan@mastodon.social

                                                      Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."

                                                      [?]ozzi » 🌐
                                                      @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz

                                                      it's like booting an os from molasses

                                                      and then the flippo crashed anyway, this computo disliked what i was doing

                                                      but i managed on uefi on another pc so it's actually not useless (cept for how it is)

                                                      Flipper Zero emulating USB storage, showing that something is reading from an image called 9front-11554 at 69KB/s

                                                      Alt...Flipper Zero emulating USB storage, showing that something is reading from an image called 9front-11554 at 69KB/s

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                                                      [?]ManMachine » 🌐
                                                      @max@manmachine.me

                                                      @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz huh I didn’t even know that flipper could also be a flash drive, but makes sense

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                                                        [?]ozzi » 🔓
                                                        @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz

                                                        @max@manmachine.me
                                                        the stock firmware has an image size limit of i think 64mb, but custom firmwares like momentum raise that limit

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                                                          [?]ManMachine » 🔓
                                                          @max@manmachine.me

                                                          ahh I see I never bothered with custom firmwares on mine

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                                                            [?]ozzi » 🔓
                                                            @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz

                                                            @max@manmachine.me
                                                            i like that kind of thing on anything

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                                                              [?]sound description » 🤖 💔 🌐
                                                              @sounddescription@uff.rip

                                                              [dark, intense industrial music playing]

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                                                              [?]Nina Kalinina [she/her] » 🌐
                                                              @nina_kali_nina@tech.lgbt

                                                              It is now safe to turn off your web browser.

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                                                              [?]jappie3 [he/him] » 🌐
                                                              @jappie3@infosec.exchange

                                                              @nina_kali_nina *unbrowsers your web*

                                                                [?]ozzi » 🌐
                                                                @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz

                                                                test

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                                                                [?]ozzi » 🔓
                                                                @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz

                                                                @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz
                                                                I can upload images, nginx was misconfigured :D

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                                                                  [?]ManMachine » 🔓
                                                                  @max@manmachine.me

                                                                  @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz nginx is a peculiar kind of magicks

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                                                                    [?]ozzi » 🔓
                                                                    @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz

                                                                    it's fairly low hassle, but sometimes it bites

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                                                                      [?]ManMachine » 🔓
                                                                      @max@manmachine.me

                                                                      @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz for me it’s squarely either “ah yes I get it this goes there and works like that” or “oh what the absolute ****”

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                                                                        [?]ozzi » 🔓
                                                                        @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz

                                                                        @max@manmachine.me
                                                                        for me it's so far "oh yea here's an example snac config" and "oh yea certbot does the https stuff for me" with one "yep it goes there and works like that" for the upload size; also "why the fuck am i not told the defaults"

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                                                                          [?]ozzi » 🔓
                                                                          @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz

                                                                          @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz
                                                                          so kinda a typical day in unixland
                                                                          @max@manmachine.me

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                                                                            [?]ManMachine » 🔓
                                                                            @max@manmachine.me

                                                                            @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz oh yeah, a familiar feeling

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                                                                              [?]ozzi » 🔓
                                                                              @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz

                                                                              @max@manmachine.me
                                                                              it is nothing i have not encountered

                                                                              learning, they call it

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                                                                                [?]ManMachine » 🔓
                                                                                @max@manmachine.me

                                                                                @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz verily; I won’t say I don’t like it

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                                                                                  [?]Weird Units » 🤖 🔓
                                                                                  @weirdunits@chaos.social

                                                                                  Ethernet frames per x-ray equivalent dose

                                                                                  [?]enargeia » 🌐
                                                                                  @detondev@social.linux.pizza

                                                                                  poorly translated multi language signs like these are so charming and human. laughed whenever i saw them as a kid in a country-hopping family, appreciate them even more now that im older

                                                                                  Chinese English translated sign says "no discunt"

                                                                                  Alt...Chinese English translated sign says "no discunt"

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                                                                                  [?]enargeia » 🌐
                                                                                  @detondev@social.linux.pizza

                                                                                  Do Not Come into the Pig World poorly translated sign

                                                                                  Alt...Do Not Come into the Pig World poorly translated sign

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                                                                                  [?]abadidea [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                  @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

                                                                                  @detondev @mcc it’s not even poorly translated, it just actually says thou shalt not enter the world/realm/dimension of the piglets 🤷‍♀️

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                                                                                    [?]ManMachine » 🌐
                                                                                    @max@manmachine.me

                                                                                    that's a reasonable suggestion really

                                                                                      [?]Glenn Seto [any/all] » 🌐
                                                                                      @glennseto@mastodon.social

                                                                                      @detondev This better not be for a slaughterhouse. x_x

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                                                                                        [?]abadidea [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                        @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

                                                                                        @glennseto it’s probably a petting zoo or art display of some kind, as the wording is in fact oddly whimsical

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                                                                                          [?]Tom Morris » 🌐
                                                                                          @tommorris@mastodon.social

                                                                                          Removing physical buttons from hardware was one of the worst product design decisions in history and everyone involved should be publicly shamed.

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                                                                                          [?]VGA golden hour » 🤖 🌐
                                                                                          @vga_gradients@mastodon.social

                                                                                          seed: 2026-03-04T05:45:08.340526
size: 64 x 64
shape: GS_CIRCULAR center=(0.7444, 0.7729)
color pick method: COL_AUTHORED_PALETTE (cga_mode4_1_lo)
blends:
(0, 0, 0) -> (170, 0, 0), 0.3614
(170, 0, 0) -> (170, 0, 0), 0.4366
(170, 0, 0) -> (170, 0, 0), 0.2020
dither: DT_PATTERN (map: 8x8_dpaint2e)
flags: ALL_CONTINUOUS

                                                                                          Alt...seed: 2026-03-04T05:45:08.340526 size: 64 x 64 shape: GS_CIRCULAR center=(0.7444, 0.7729) color pick method: COL_AUTHORED_PALETTE (cga_mode4_1_lo) blends: (0, 0, 0) -> (170, 0, 0), 0.3614 (170, 0, 0) -> (170, 0, 0), 0.4366 (170, 0, 0) -> (170, 0, 0), 0.2020 dither: DT_PATTERN (map: 8x8_dpaint2e) flags: ALL_CONTINUOUS

                                                                                          [?]⛧-440729 [sophie raven] [it/its;l=en, es/ihr;l=de (3pp only)] » 🔓
                                                                                          @sophie@mastodon.catgirl.cloud

                                                                                          who the fuck is peer and why are they resetting this one's connection

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                                                                                          [?]hades » 🔓
                                                                                          @hades@social.lol

                                                                                          @sophie it’s one of the members of the House of Lords. Resetting peasants’ connections is one of their ancient privileges

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                                                                                            [?]ManMachine » 🔓
                                                                                            @max@manmachine.me

                                                                                            @hades@social.lol @sophie@catgirl.cloud truly, UDP is the protocol of the proletariat

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                                                                                              [?]hades » 🔓
                                                                                              @hades@social.lol

                                                                                              @max @sophie it stands for “u damn poor”

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                                                                                                [?]Njord » 🌐
                                                                                                @Njord@zeroes.ca

                                                                                                I'm curious about the relationship between smoking/vaping, and wearing respirators.

                                                                                                So, do or did you regularly wear a mask or respirator to prevent virus spread, and do you smoke or vape?

                                                                                                Chewing tobacco is not considered smoking or vaping for the purposes of this poll (unless you also smoke and or vape, of course)

                                                                                                I wear respirators and smoke/vape:1
                                                                                                I wear respirators and do not smoke or vape:4
                                                                                                I don't wear respirators and smoke/vape:0
                                                                                                I don't wear respirators and do not smoke/vape:0
                                                                                                I used to wear respirators when I still worried about Covid19, but don't any more and smoke/vape:1
                                                                                                I used to wear respirators when I still worried about covid19, but don't any more and do not smoke/vape,:1
                                                                                                I wore respirators only when required by law and smoke/vape:0
                                                                                                I wore respirators only when required by law and do not smoke/vape:0
                                                                                                Other:0
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                                                                                                [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                What is a computer?
                                                                                                A miserable little pile of circuits.

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                                                                                                [?]australopithecus » 🌐
                                                                                                @australopithecus@mastodon.social

                                                                                                @prahou
                                                                                                Hmm, they *do* steal men's souls, and make them their slaves 🤔

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                                                                                                  [?]tomate 🍅 [they/them] » 🌐
                                                                                                  @jascha@ohai.social

                                                                                                  When someone says „Scientists do not want you to know“ you can dismiss everything from there on. Scientists want you to know. They are desperate that you know. They can’t shut up about what they found out and want you to know.

                                                                                                  [?]hades » 🌐
                                                                                                  @hades@social.lol

                                                                                                  chat, i’ve installed lazyvim and now i can’t stop using it, it’s so good, what do i do, send help

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                                                                                                  [?]ManMachine » 🌐
                                                                                                  @max@manmachine.me

                                                                                                  @hades@social.lol what’d it do?

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                                                                                                    [?]hades » 🌐
                                                                                                    @hades@social.lol

                                                                                                    @max it’s fast, it configures all the LSPs for all the languages (or rather the two that i’ve tried), it’s got reasonable keybinds, it’s fast, it runs in a terminal over ssh, did i mention it was fast?

                                                                                                      [?]Kiwa "meow" Tiger » 🌐
                                                                                                      @kiwa@tiggi.es

                                                                                                      Yop

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                                                                                                      [?]ManMachine » 🌐
                                                                                                      @max@manmachine.me

                                                                                                      C Y B E R K I W A

                                                                                                        [?]Kiwa "meow" Tiger » 🌐
                                                                                                        @kiwa@tiggi.es

                                                                                                        oh and it's the full pic lol so you can see the matrix screensaver, enjoy the non instagram version then lol

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                                                                                                        [?]ManMachine » 🌐
                                                                                                        @max@manmachine.me

                                                                                                        @thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io that’s not a stereo system anymore, it’s also a holy shrine

                                                                                                          [?]MastoBlaster - Official Account » 🌐
                                                                                                          @mastoblaster@mastoblaster.app

                                                                                                          Build 78 is out:

                                                                                                          • Build 77 should have fixed the markdown rendering issues
                                                                                                          • Build 78 should have fixed the GoToSocial char limit issue
                                                                                                          Please test. There are some random crashes when something "weird" appears in the timeline, but I haven't been able to reproduce it, yet.


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                                                                                                            [?]ManMachine » 🌐
                                                                                                            @max@manmachine.me

                                                                                                            @mastoblaster@mastoblaster.app hi! a post with an mp3 attachment fails as if the attachment was an image, I’m not sure if you got my previous report on that (or should I do it via TestFlight itself?)

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                                                                                                              [?]MastoBlaster - Official Account » 🌐
                                                                                                              @mastoblaster@mastoblaster.app

                                                                                                              @max@manmachine.me hi! Yes, I haven’t considered the mp3 option - I’ll work on it, it’s in the todo list 🙂

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                                                                                                                [?]ManMachine » 🌐
                                                                                                                @max@manmachine.me

                                                                                                                @mastoblaster@mastoblaster.app thanks, much appreciated!

                                                                                                                  [?]abadidea [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                  @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                  mystified by how the very long wikiquotes page for Spinoza is 10% quotes from the works of Spinoza and 90% quotes of modern authors mentioning Spinoza in passing

                                                                                                                  one of those quotes is "Spinoza is a thinker far more famous than known."

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                                                                                                                  [?]abadidea [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                  @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                  honestly it might just be that he has a really cool-sounding name compared to most philosophers. Spinnnnnnnnozaaa

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                                                                                                                  [?]halcy​ 🔜 :revision_ol: [He/Him] » 🌐
                                                                                                                  @halcy@icosahedron.website

                                                                                                                  @0xabad1dea this is also the reason zizek is popular

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                                                                                                                    [?]Ratsnake Games 🔞 [she/her, i guess] » 🌐
                                                                                                                    @ratsnakegames@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                    @halcy @0xabad1dea both Spinoza and Zizek sound like good Pokémon names

                                                                                                                      [?]Butternuts 🦆 » 🌐
                                                                                                                      @batterpunts@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                      @0xabad1dea altijd verward met spinazie

                                                                                                                        [?]Chloé Raccoon » 🔓
                                                                                                                        @chloeraccoon@mastodonapp.uk

                                                                                                                        You know what UI/UX option I'd like "put that fucking window back to where it was before it was accidently dragged"

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                                                                                                                        [?]ManMachine » 🔓
                                                                                                                        @max@manmachine.me

                                                                                                                        @chloeraccoon@mastodonapp.uk I have a button like that from a third party windowing utility on macOS, so it is possible at least somewhat!

                                                                                                                          [?]Chris Silverman 🌻 [he/html] » 🌐
                                                                                                                          @csilverman@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                          Happy to those who celebrate.

                                                                                                                          folklore.org/Mister_Macintosh.

                                                                                                                          A simple line drawing of a person with a large body and a small head. The person is wearing a hat with a brim. Their head is the blue Mac OS logo: the classic one that looks like a smiling face logo divided into two blue halves. They are carrying a suitcase with an icon of a small compact Mac on it. On the front of their shirt is a minimalist, colorful painting of a compact Mac. For the most part, though, the composition is a canvas-colored tan. This, as some might recognize, is Mr Macintosh, a drawing initially commissioned by Steve Jobs from the Belgian artist Jean-Michel Folon. He wasn't carrying a System suitcase in the original version, though. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".

                                                                                                                          Alt...A simple line drawing of a person with a large body and a small head. The person is wearing a hat with a brim. Their head is the blue Mac OS logo: the classic one that looks like a smiling face logo divided into two blue halves. They are carrying a suitcase with an icon of a small compact Mac on it. On the front of their shirt is a minimalist, colorful painting of a compact Mac. For the most part, though, the composition is a canvas-colored tan. This, as some might recognize, is Mr Macintosh, a drawing initially commissioned by Steve Jobs from the Belgian artist Jean-Michel Folon. He wasn't carrying a System suitcase in the original version, though. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".

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                                                                                                                            [?]Ged Maheux » 🌐
                                                                                                                            @gedeonm@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                            @csilverman I saw this amazing photograph from the recent NYC blizzard and immediately thought of you. Seems like a real life image of one of your pieces. Just wanted to share.

                                                                                                                            Credit: Dave Krugman instagram.com/p/DVTfVNKDksv/

                                                                                                                            Photograph of a cold and snow covered crosswalk symbol in the darkness. The snow covers up the lit figure of a man walking within the sign, creating a ghostly, illuminated silhouette.

                                                                                                                            Alt...Photograph of a cold and snow covered crosswalk symbol in the darkness. The snow covers up the lit figure of a man walking within the sign, creating a ghostly, illuminated silhouette.

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                                                                                                                              [?]Chris Silverman 🌻 [he/html] » 🌐
                                                                                                                              @csilverman@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                              @gedeonm This is beautiful. I love this—I can see exactly how it would look as a Notes piece, too. It's got me thinking now.

                                                                                                                              Thanks for thinking of me.

                                                                                                                                [?]Chris Silverman 🌻 [he/html] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                @csilverman@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                So, a mystery: I know someone who claims to have seen Mr Macintosh, even though he was supposedly never actually implemented.

                                                                                                                                This was maybe 2000 or so. My dad's lab assistant had been working on one of the Macs when he said that a small cartoon man abruptly appeared on the screen, waved at him, and then vanished.

                                                                                                                                It sounded exactly like how Jobs described Mr Macintosh. But the original Mac people never added him, and I've never heard any evidence that Mr Mac was hidden anywhere else, either.

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                                                                                                                                [?]Chris Silverman 🌻 [he/html] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                @csilverman@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                The lab assistant didn't have any reason to make this up, either. He was a very straight-laced guy who didn't know anything about Apple lore and wouldn't have been aware of stuff like Mr Macintosh. He thought one of the students was playing a prank on him.

                                                                                                                                So maybe someone out there actually did put Andy Hertzfeld's MrMacHook to good use in an extension or something. If anyone has any ideas what the lab guy might have seen, I would love to know.

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                                                                                                                                [?]Leo (he/him) 🇺🇦 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                @yildo@cosocial.ca

                                                                                                                                @csilverman Could it have been a Microsoft Office Assistant?

                                                                                                                                Office 98 for Mac animated assistants

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                                                                                                                                  [?]Chris Silverman 🌻 [he/html] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                  @csilverman@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                  @yildo I'm pretty sure he would have recognized those. But you reminded me of a new possibility—that he accidentally invoked PlainTalk and brought up one of the PlainTalk avatars: reddit.com/r/VintageApple/comm

                                                                                                                                  I don't remember where on the screen this appeared. I thought it was in one of the menus, like Mr Macintosh was supposed to do, but maybe it was a window…?

                                                                                                                                  Also, did the PlainTalk characters vanish if you didn't interact with them? It's been 30 years, so I don't recall exactly how they worked.

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                                                                                                                                    [?]Isocat [He/Him/His] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                    @isocat@tiggi.es

                                                                                                                                    @csilverman Thiz the first I've ever heard of Mr. Macintosh!

                                                                                                                                      [?]Ken McLeod » 🌐
                                                                                                                                      @_the_cloud@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                      @csilverman Never heard of this being implemented as a Mac extension, but there is now a JS version for the browser: github.com/corrinely/mr-macint

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                                                                                                                                        [?]Chris Silverman 🌻 [he/html] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                        @csilverman@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                        @_the_cloud ha! Of course someone did a browser extension for this—nice. I didn't even think to check.

                                                                                                                                          [?]decryption » 🌐
                                                                                                                                          @decryption@aus.social

                                                                                                                                          @csilverman this is beautiful! the story of mr macintosh makes me wish Apple kept that sort of whimsy

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                                                                                                                                            [?]Chris Silverman 🌻 [he/html] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                            @csilverman@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                            @decryption God, I know. That was the main reason I loved the Mac, and Apple, so much as a kid: they had a quirky sense of humor, whether it was weird easter eggs or official product design.

                                                                                                                                            Someone—I believe Mitch Kapor—said, back in the 80s, that “The IBM PC is a machine you can respect. The Macintosh is a machine you can love.”

                                                                                                                                            And I think that's changed. I respect the Mac nowadays (at least the hardware side of it; software's a different story) but it's not a machine I can *love* anymore.

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                                                                                                                                              [?]decryption » 🌐
                                                                                                                                              @decryption@aus.social

                                                                                                                                              @csilverman 100% agree, maybe when Tim Cook retires there can be a Mac renaissance

                                                                                                                                                [?]su_liam » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                @su_liam@mas.to

                                                                                                                                                @csilverman I love my Mac. I mostly like my iPhone. I hate Apple.

                                                                                                                                                  [?]Geekman » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                  @Geekman@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                  @csilverman But where's his little dog(cow)?

                                                                                                                                                    [?]VWestlife » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                    @vwestlife@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                    Ah yes, the forgotten ELP speed of VHS video cassette recording.

                                                                                                                                                    Table from a 1982 magazine showing the different tape speeds of Beta and VHS video cassettes, including VHS's EP speed (a.k.a.) misprinted as "ELP".

                                                                                                                                                    Alt...Table from a 1982 magazine showing the different tape speeds of Beta and VHS video cassettes, including VHS's EP speed (a.k.a.) misprinted as "ELP".

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                                                                                                                                                    [?]Noah Tobias Carver 👨🏼‍🦯🇺🇦 [He/Him] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                    @NoahCarver@caneandable.social

                                                                                                                                                    @vwestlife Thanks for the image descriptions. Really helps as a Blind dude. PS: love your videos and posts.

                                                                                                                                                      [?]Christopher Snowhill [he/him (they/them okay)] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                      @chris@social.losno.co

                                                                                                                                                      @vwestlife Maybe you can explain to me why, when I once had a VCR that could record all three speeds, SP and SLP recorded okay, but LP produced absolute horseshit quality.

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                                                                                                                                                        [?]VWestlife » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                        @vwestlife@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                        @chris Was it a JVC? They only reluctantly supported LP speed, because it was Panasonic's invention, done without JVC's prior approval (them being the inventor of VHS, with Panasonic being a licensee of it).

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                                                                                                                                                          [?]probnot » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                          @probnot@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                          @vwestlife @chris If it could record all three speeds, it wasn't a JVC. As you said, they never properly supported that speed - playback only, and no special effects.

                                                                                                                                                          LP was this weird useless speed, even on Panasonic models. It gave slightly less noise than SLP, but that's it. Special effects were a middle-ground between SP and SLP on 2-head models (SP being the worst), and just as bad on 4-head models (which had head gap widths to match SP and SLP, but not LP).

                                                                                                                                                            [?]Millennium [she/they] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                            @milliesquilly@gamedev.lgbt

                                                                                                                                                            @vwestlife It's perfect for taping Emerson Lake and Palmer concerts

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                                                                                                                                                              [?]ManMachine » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                              @max@manmachine.me

                                                                                                                                                              A Fanfare For A Common Tape

                                                                                                                                                                [?]VWestlife » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                @vwestlife@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                And I know that's a low-res scan, but it really does look like someone mis-transcribed the table, probably from handwritten notes, with Beta I's recording time printed as "t.7" and VHS SP's speed as "1.3t", and the magazine's editor didn't catch it.

                                                                                                                                                                [?]probnot » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                @probnot@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                @vwestlife I always thought L-830 tapes came out around the same time as T-160 tapes. But this chart shows 5 hours on BIII speed (which you get on an L-830), but only 6 hours on SLP (on a T-120).

                                                                                                                                                                Now that I'm looking into it, Panasonic didn't appear to advertise 8 hour recording capability until their 1982 models, and JVC didn't until their 1983 lineup. Whereas with Beta, I've seen 5 hour recording advertised as early as 1979.

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                                                                                                                                                                  [?]VWestlife » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                  @vwestlife@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                  @probnot This December 1979 article mentions the new 5-hour Beta cassette, but says a 9-hour VHS tape "is in the works and should be available soon": books.google.com/books?id=EydJ

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                                                                                                                                                                    [?]probnot » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                    @probnot@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                    @vwestlife The T-180 (9 hour on SLP) cassette does exist, but it's pretty uncommon.

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                                                                                                                                                                      [?]★ Amy Star ★ [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                      @AmyZenunim@unstable.systems

                                                                                                                                                                      capitalists: "without a profit motive, nobody would do anything. society would collapse."

                                                                                                                                                                      my friends & acquaintances: "I implemented a SPARC emulator in pure CSS"

                                                                                                                                                                      [?]✧✦Catherine✦✧ » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                      @whitequark@social.treehouse.systems

                                                                                                                                                                      pov: you wake up to receive a package with a vacuum chamber and discover that the vendor is a crackhead and a menace to society

                                                                                                                                                                      this is a vacuum chamber. the power supply that comes with it has a type-C connector and it puts 12V on Vbus unconditionally. the pump works off both 5V and 12V, so it can pull vacuum off a normal type-C power supply. but the solenoid release valve (that lets you open the chamber once you're done) requires their illegal type-C-shaped power supply. also, not only does the chamber not support PD negotiation, it does not even have a CC pulldown.

                                                                                                                                                                      to add insult to injury, it's using a NEMA 1-15P plug.

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                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Phil M0OFX » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                      @philpem@digipres.club

                                                                                                                                                                      "If confidence was torque, he'd have no drivetrain left."

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                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Phil M0OFX » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                      @philpem@digipres.club

                                                                                                                                                                      "He fixes his car like he writes his code. By the way if he offers you a lift, say no."

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                                                                                                                                                                      [?]The Real Grunfink » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                      @grunfink@comam.es

                                                                                                                                                                      Your snac posts can be fancy

                                                                                                                                                                      Messages in snac allow a special subset of Markdown, that includes emphasized, strong, monospaced, strikethrough and underlined styles by surrounding text with one asterisk, two asterisks, backquotes, two tildes and two underlines, respectively.

                                                                                                                                                                      Line breaks are respected and output as you write them.


                                                                                                                                                                      Prepending a greater-than symbol in a line makes it a quote:

                                                                                                                                                                      This is quoted text

                                                                                                                                                                      All angle-prepended lines are grouped in the same blockquote

                                                                                                                                                                      It also allows preformatted text using three backquotes in a single line:

                                                                                                                                                                        /* this is preformatted text */

                                                                                                                                                                      struct node {
                                                                                                                                                                      struct node *prev;
                                                                                                                                                                      struct node *next;
                                                                                                                                                                      };

                                                                                                                                                                      • One level bullet lists
                                                                                                                                                                      • are also supported,
                                                                                                                                                                      • by starting a line with a hyphen or asterisk followed by a space.
                                                                                                                                                                      URLs like https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page are made clickable.

                                                                                                                                                                      Links can also be written in standard Markdown style.

                                                                                                                                                                      Some emojis: 😆 ❤️ 🍺 🤷 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

                                                                                                                                                                      Image URLs written in standard Markdown style for images are converted to ActivityPub attachments.

                                                                                                                                                                      Three minus symbols in a line make a separator:



                                                                                                                                                                      Headings can be defined using one, two, or three hash symbols in the beginning of a line, followed by a blank:

                                                                                                                                                                      header level 1

                                                                                                                                                                      header level 2

                                                                                                                                                                      header level 3

                                                                                                                                                                      But please take note that every ActivityPub implementation out there have its own rules for filtering out these formatting styles, so you can only guess what other people will really see.

                                                                                                                                                                      These acrobatics are better documented in the snac(5) man page.

                                                                                                                                                                      WHAT IS THIS SNAC THING?

                                                                                                                                                                      susie, snac's girl

                                                                                                                                                                      Alt...susie, snac's girl

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                                                                                                                                                                      [?]jn (big endian energy) » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                      @jn@boopsnoot.de

                                                                                                                                                                      @grunfink thank you for maintaining the manpages in addition to snac itself. i love documented software!

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                                                                                                                                                                        [?]The Real Grunfink » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                        @grunfink@comam.es

                                                                                                                                                                        Software without documentation is not software, it's a hack.

                                                                                                                                                                        You're welcome!

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                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Cory Doctorow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                          @pluralistic@mamot.fr

                                                                                                                                                                          One thing we know about the mass tech layoffs attributed to "AI" is that they follow a trend of mass tech layoffs that firms were formerly forced to admit were the result of their businesses contracting sharply after the lockdowns ended, when users didn't need nearly so many cloud services. By blaming the continuing layoffs on "AI," companies whose business continues to contract can tell investors that they are on the bleeding edge, not the contracting tail.

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                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Paco Hope [He/Him] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                          @paco@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                          @pluralistic
                                                                                                                                                                          No company has announced “thanks to AI, we have the same number of employees, but we have launched zillions of new services and are growing our product lines because of all the time our people get to spend innovating.”

                                                                                                                                                                          I don’t know why that is.

                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Aphrodite (recharging) » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                            @Aphrodite@chaos.social

                                                                                                                                                                            Business idea that I’m working on:

                                                                                                                                                                            Home appliances that are as analog as possible while being efficient.

                                                                                                                                                                            My washing machine doesn’t need wi-fi.

                                                                                                                                                                            My stove doesn’t require a subscription.

                                                                                                                                                                            My fridge doesn’t need to have a screen shoving ads in my face.

                                                                                                                                                                            And all of them should be trivially repairable.

                                                                                                                                                                            I know there are enough people who have guns pointed at their printers in case the printer develops an attitude; I’m certain there are people who would go for this.

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                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Chloé Raccoon » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                            @chloeraccoon@mastodonapp.uk

                                                                                                                                                                            @Aphrodite @patterfloof Closest my washing machine gets is diagnosing tones.
                                                                                                                                                                            You put it into diag mode, load the LG app on a smart phone, the phone listens to the tones and tells you the issue. The machine itself has no other connectivity than audio.

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                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Aphrodite (recharging) » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                              @Aphrodite@chaos.social

                                                                                                                                                                              @chloeraccoon @patterfloof

                                                                                                                                                                              Even so, I don’t want to need a thrice damned app to figure out that the water softener salt levels are low or the drain filter is full.

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                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Chloé Raccoon » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                @chloeraccoon@mastodonapp.uk

                                                                                                                                                                                @Aphrodite @patterfloof Mine can't tell you any of that, as it doesn't have any of those things

                                                                                                                                                                                The diagnostics are more: "Door lock not responding". Or "Motor unable to rotate drum"

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                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]ManMachine » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                  @max@manmachine.me

                                                                                                                                                                                  I adore my coffee machine and rice cooker for being exactly that; not only they don't need any wi-fi, they don't contain any microchips whatsoever, the most intelligent thing in them are some bimetallic strips and clicky switches.

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                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]mhoye » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                    @mhoye@cosocial.ca

                                                                                                                                                                                    What if I could convince you that taking the same time to explain detailed requirements and carefully validate results with a junior colleague instead of a chatbot would not only give you two people who understood the code instead of zero, but if you do it a few times in a row you eventually get a senior colleague out of the deal for free.

                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Weird Units » 🤖 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                    @weirdunits@chaos.social

                                                                                                                                                                                    pentagrams per password

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                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]ManMachine » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                    @max@manmachine.me

                                                                                                                                                                                    2FA requirements are getting stricter, dang

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                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]ozzi » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                      @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz

                                                                                                                                                                                      @max@manmachine.me
                                                                                                                                                                                      i'll take satan over microsoft authenticator
                                                                                                                                                                                      @weirdunits@chaos.social

                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Pxl Phile [he/him] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                        @ppxl@social.tchncs.de

                                                                                                                                                                                        @weirdunits or differently put: Password input UI mocks in PowerPoint slides

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                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Eugene :freebsd: :emacslogo: [he/him] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                          @evgandr@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                                                                                                                                                                                          RE: scholar.social/@gedankenstueck

                                                                                                                                                                                          «Technology culture used to celebrate technical competence. Not as gatekeeping, not as elitism — as genuine, infectious enthusiasm for understanding how systems worked. The BBS scene in the eighties ran on self-taught systems operators who understood their hardware and their network protocols well enough to build infrastructure that had never existed before. The early web had a “view source” ethos: you saw something interesting, you looked at how it was built, you learned from it, you made something of your own. This was the entire pedagogical model of the early web and it worked extraordinarily well.»

                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Bastian Greshake Tzovaras » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                          @gedankenstuecke@scholar.social

                                                                                                                                                                                          «This is not about purity. Nobody is asking you to reject every managed service on principle or run Gentoo on everything. It’s about maintaining enough technical competence that you are a participant in the systems you depend on rather than a permanent subject of them. It’s about being able to make informed choices instead of having choices made for you by systems optimized for someone else’s revenue»

                                                                                                                                                                                          The Slow Death of the Power User — fireborn
                                                                                                                                                                                          fireborn.mataroa.blog/blog/the

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                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]ozzi » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                          @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz

                                                                                                                                                                                          so what do we call posts on here? snacks? crumbs? anything i want cause this is my puter?

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                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]pmjv s klapkami na očích » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                          @pmjv@snac.lab8.cz

                                                                                                                                                                                          welcome to snac, ozzi!

                                                                                                                                                                                          be sure to download the epic czech translation too! https://codeberg.org/grunfink/snac2/raw/branch/master/po/cs.po

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                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]ozzi » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                            @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz

                                                                                                                                                                                            @pmjv@snac.lab8.cz
                                                                                                                                                                                            snac is welcome to me. it is in my hallway on a way overkill computer.

                                                                                                                                                                                            i may put it on something else eventually. or put other services on the computer.

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                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]pmjv s klapkami na očích » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                              @pmjv@snac.lab8.cz

                                                                                                                                                                                              epic domain name too

                                                                                                                                                                                              Grendel sees with many eyes.

                                                                                                                                                                                              grendel

                                                                                                                                                                                              Alt...grendel

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                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]ozzi » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz

                                                                                                                                                                                                @pmjv@snac.lab8.cz
                                                                                                                                                                                                it was meant to be a music project, but failed to produce music. it is now a selfhosting catch-all.

                                                                                                                                                                                                inspired by this fucking thing https://www.ucl.ac.uk/museums-collections/grant-museum-zoology/highlights/jar-moles

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                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]pmjv s klapkami na očích » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                  @pmjv@snac.lab8.cz

                                                                                                                                                                                                  eww that's disgusting

                                                                                                                                                                                                  i love it

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]ozzi » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                    @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz

                                                                                                                                                                                                    @pmjv@snac.lab8.cz
                                                                                                                                                                                                    it's probably a metaphor

                                                                                                                                                                                                    todo: invent what it's metaphor phor

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                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]ManMachine » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                      @max@manmachine.me

                                                                                                                                                                                                      @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz @pmjv@snac.lab8.cz @pmjv@snac.lab8.cz phor are those guys from Marathon, I remember

                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]ozzi » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                        @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz

                                                                                                                                                                                                        boostit lol

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                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]pmjv s klapkami na očích » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                          @pmjv@snac.lab8.cz

                                                                                                                                                                                                          I am very proud of that one

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                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]ozzi » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                            @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz

                                                                                                                                                                                                            rightfully

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                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]ozzi » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                              @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz

                                                                                                                                                                                                              "zmínil vás by" je zajímavý tho

                                                                                                                                                                                                              @pmjv@snac.lab8.cz

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]pmjv s klapkami na očích » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                @pmjv@snac.lab8.cz

                                                                                                                                                                                                                bohuzel to je "bug" ve zdroji, zatim to nejde dat pryc

                                                                                                                                                                                                                CC: @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]ozzi » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  featurka

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]ozzi » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    jak je vůbec malej bug
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    bužík
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    bužírka
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    bůžek
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @pmjv@snac.lab8.cz

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]ozzi » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      ale překlep asi bug ve zdroji neni

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      "soukomá zpráva"

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Alt..."soukomá zpráva"

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Existential Comics » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @existentialcomics@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        The modern mind is not able to comprehend how the Roman Empire was able to administer an territory all the way from Egypt to Hadrian's Wall without making use of Jira Sprint Planning.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Curioso 🍉 🇺🇦 (jgg) » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @jgg@qoto.org

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @existentialcomics

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Clearly, they were able to conquer all that territory because they didn't have to use Jira at all.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Wouldn't be nice to use all that time currently spent on Jira to make something productive?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Matthew Martin » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @mistersql@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @existentialcomics Ticket IVCMLXXIII is blocked. We won't be able to do anything about the Visigoths.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Mateusz 🏳️‍🌈 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @aemstuz@mastodon.com.pl

                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @existentialcomics That’s easy. They just used Kanban

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Aleksandr Yakunichev » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @yacodes@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @existentialcomics They’ve entrusted the management to Scrumus Agileus.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]gahlord » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @gahlord@post.lurk.org

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I have an old mac mini intel box that I can wipe and do whatevs with.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                What can I do with it that is in line with / /

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                My skillset for coding/dev is firmly in the “your worst cowboy QA engineer nightmare” but I am willing to learn to do things better.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Current aspirations would be to set up one of those digital prepper systems that could provide weather, agriculture, knowledge system/archive.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Thoughts? pointers? and even “learn to set up a linux server at tutorial N” etc is welcome.

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