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Toggle buttons that can update their own state should be banned
I'm trying to connect to my headphones, but the connect button becomes a disconnect button when they finally connect.
which they do, 5 milliseconds before I click them again
THEY DISCONNECTED AGAIN AS SOON AS MY BACK WAS TURNED
@foone I'm so happy with my wired headphones.
Had bluetooth ones just once. Constant connection issues, only a few hours battery life, and super fragile.
Even the cheapest were 20€
Wired headphones: Infinite play time, no connection issues, much more robust, only 10€ for good Sony ones.
An important message from Yarrow the owl
https://eatf.art
@effinbirds ... Why is this in HDR? ... HOW is this in HDR??
@t3rminus because I shot it on my phone and phones all shoot HDR now
@effinbirds Honestly, I think I'm just not used to it, since most social media/online sites strip down the video to basics, and re-compress everything when you post it. They'd convert it to SDR since a lot of devices still won't display HDR content, so there's little point in having a larger file...
Score for Mastodon, I guess? Either way, Yarrow the owl looks heckin' cute in HDR.
@t3rminus HDR is marginally larger at most, it’s just a map file of highlights. HDR to SDR conversion requires artistic decisions or it looks like bleached out garbage. Have you seen a site actually do that conversion?
@effinbirds You know, I don't know if I have seen sites do that. I just don't think I've seen arbitrary HDR video posted on social media in general before. There's nothing wrong with it, it just caught me by surprise. I'd be curious if it causes any issues for devices incapable of displaying HDR.
You could remap the colorspace to BT.709 (as I've done here) and it looks fine. It's not the "proper" way to do it, as you said, but I wouldn't call it bleached out garbage, just dull in comparison.
@t3rminus I’m going to be doing that. What common devices that can handle social media can’t display HDR? This feels like a lot of work to solve a problem that doesn’t exist.
@effinbirds Most desktop PCs, and many low-end or pre-2020 laptops, I'd say. Maybe low-end or older phones too.
One of the reasons I think it caught me by surprise is that my 2023 laptop is the first I've owned that *can* display HDR, and I'm not used to seeing it in general.
So when an adorable owl shows up at an eye-searing 1600nits I *noticed*.
@t3rminus and those machines are just not displaying the video at all? Or seeing an error?
@effinbirds No? I don't really know what the behaviour is on those machines. Some might do the BT.709 colorspace conversion automatically. Others might show a washed-out or incorrectly colored video. I have no idea, I haven't tested it, and I'm far from an authority on the subject.
@t3rminus so why are you advising me to change how I post?
@effinbirds I'm not. I never intended to? I apologize if you took that from my posts, but I never asked to change anything.
At most I was surprised to see HDR content on social media like this, because I haven't before. I was surprised that you were able to post it, and surprised that I have a device that can view it properly.
I think you should continue to post however works best for you, HDR or not, and I'll keep enjoying your content (and my wonderfully comfy Effin' Birds tshirt!)
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RE: https://social.coop/@fraggle/116751947179104454
Periodic reminder that the only planet where 100% of Linux systems have working audio is Mars.
The ongoing shitshow of Linux sound APIs: everyone collectively moved from PulseAudio to Pipewire, which now added a new dependency that brings in 50MB of AI/ML junk.
https://bugs.debian.org/cgi-bin/bugreport.cgi?bug=1130264
@jwz Fine, but can they print there?
jwz » 💀 🌐
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@__BRH__ Even if the rover does not have a printer, I can assure you that cups is installed.
@jwz This may in fact be why a certain South African Wharton MBA graduate wants to go there so badly. So his MP3s will work.
Linux kernel 7.1 out now with new NTFS driver, lots of hardware improvements -> https://www.gamingonlinux.com/2026/06/linux-kernel-7-1-out-now-with-new-ntfs-driver-lots-of-hardware-improvements/
Wow that's great, in quite the paradoxical fashion I keep my external drives on NTFS because Linux support for NTFS is better than Windows support for the typical Linux filesystems and I still want to be flexible using both OS.
Given a load of old photos (guesstimate: 500) and a desire to have them digital so they aren't just lost, I believe I have the following options:
1. take them to a photo shop like Snappy Snaps and say "please scan all of these in exchange for approximately £175"
2. spend probably two very boring indeed days feeding them all through my ancient flatbed scanner one at a time
is there some secret third option which is better than either of these? I would like to not spend that much or be that bored
@sil Describe them to an LLM, have it reproduce digital versions
how much does something being "i have to X" instead of "i can choose to X" change your mental overhead with that task, obligation, or even regularly scheduled hobby activity?
because for me it's "enormously." as a kid i was like "wait so if i sign up for this sport i have to do it twice a week at these days and times every week?" and then i'd, yanno, quit. because that was too awful for me
now that i'm an adult deadlines are murder on my productivity
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@eniko Enormously. If "I have to X" I do it. If "I can choose to X" I will never ever do it.
Edit: I guess I should add that it's literally the opposite if it's something I'm anxious about.
@eniko A lot. As I learn more things that I can-do, things that I have-to have less and less appeal.
The way I frame time limits on my hobbies is without a fixed date: "I'm going to try to call this 'finished' before I get bored of it".
But if it's a deadline at a job I have to detach myself from the concept of finishing entirely to stay sane. I might not finish in time, but I'll be able to sleep.
@eniko Me having deadlines: procrastinate by not doing the task, and also not doing other productive things. 😅 As a kid, I always had trouble complete homeworks (even in subjects I enjoy)
@eniko for me it can be the contrary. Recently I was forcely pushed to release something and it got me out of a creative block I was in for a long time.
@eniko very much so, including the classic “I was going to do it anyway but now you've reminded me that I have to, I don't want to anymore”
@eniko deadlines and regular appointments actually *reduce* my mental overhead, because I don't need to convince myself to do something *right now*, I just have no other options. That's the stuff that actually makes me move.
@eniko For me if something has to get done I'm more likely to do it even if it sucks and I wait until last minute.
@eniko i'm a 100% or nothing person. it's very hard to add new things to the schedule, unless it is a one time special, which only needs a week or two of preparation.
even having to do something on the wrong day can be tough. for me the schedule is something i can rely on.
adding a new thing to it is exhausting and nothing that can be done just like that.
@eniko Enormously, but not always in the same way. Sometimes if it's something I can CHOOSE to do, I might start doing it and then just...never finish. I say, gesturing at the pile of fifteen different skills I poked my nose into but never got beyond the initial steps...
@eniko I usually have that mentality of "I have to" at first, but my mind would almost immediately resort to "I don't have to do this cos I have other fun stuff I wanna do" or something.
Realizing I have a choice helps, but I end up doing the more fun stuff than the important stuff. I have to be constantly reminded that I actually have something important to do and if nobody reminds me, I just end up failing to do the important stuff.
Which retro hardware curse have you suffered most?
#RetroComputing #VintageComputing #RetroTech #RetroComputers #ClassicComputing #OldComputers
| Leaking capacitors / recap jobs: | 22 |
| Floppy drives or tape decks refusing to load: | 19 |
| Hunting obscure replacement parts: | 16 |
| Dead PSUs / magic smoke: | 21 |
| Brittle plastics / yellowed cases / broken clips: | 42 |
| Other: reply with your worst one: | 12 |
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@SinclairSpeccy The most difficult ones have always been trace repairs (sometimes because of leaky caps or batteries) and the ones where some chip *nearly* works but is just broken enough to cause the system to misbehave in unpredictable ways. And bad contacts in IC sockets that cause random crashes are also a bit of a nightmare sometimes. :D
@SinclairSpeccy I've one dead PSU because of the leaking capacitors inside, so far I've failed to recap it, but I'll keep trying once I can acquire better tools
And I have a laptop where the plastics are extremely brittle, I suspect that nothing can be done here :(
Also, it's really annoying how I've multiple CD drives where the ejection is broken...
@SinclairSpeccy I am fortunate that 95% of the time I need to pull out an iron, it is just a dead coin cell battery. I've been replacing those with battery holders, in theory it will be a one-time repair.
1, 2, 3, and 5 are my nemesises (nemesi?) I couldn't pick one more prevalent than the next but I deal with all on a regular basis.
@SinclairSpeccy dead PSU that gave me 240v to the arm when I plugged it in.
I had a new found respect for electricity that day...
@SinclairSpeccy
I know you said "most," but it would have been interesting with checkboxes (multiple choices allowed).
What a guy
@effinbirds But, but, but, we must get everybody on the same page, build team cohesion, and set responsibility goals with yet another management back-slapping we-are-such-great-team-leaders meeting that is actually about as useful as adding another wart to a toad's ass. We'll make it short and schedule it for only 30 minutes so we'll be certain that it will go for two-and-a-half hours so everybody in management can repeat the same blame-deflecting points over and over and over again. 🤦♂️
RE: https://infosec.exchange/@catsalad/116716337676744802
as a single user instance, i can confirm.
I impulsively wrote something for The Autopian last week after hanging out with @fredy and witnessing a strange occurrence.
@fredy If you're reading the article, do you see weird spacing issues? (spaces missing between some words)
If you respond, say yes or no and which browser you're on
@grickle Like a snapshot of me in the 90's with a sunbeam and wearing out my Power Windows tape.
But, y'know, as a bear.
@grickle Bring back this!!!
The world needs to remember how glorious creating your own mix tapes were.
The Dude both abides and approves. 😎
Side A : Sounds of ten-pin bowling (Venice Beach League Playoffs 1987)
Side B: Bob Dylan
I wrote about a very interesting laptop, the Panasonic PRONOTE PD CF-62 from 1996:
https://www.tumblr.com/foone/818829140728889344/
(Admittedly I did this in order to call the panasonic designers from the 90s perverts (positive), but it's still some neat tech info along the way.)
@foone Christ that is sick though (complimentary). Those people need help (admiring). That's an absurd amount of engineering that will fail in all sorts of fascinating ways (anticipatory).
@foone is this more unhinged than the ThinkPad 701's sliding keyboard or less unhinged?
@foone I think they’re the only one that does it this way until recently for their Let’s Note (Japanese domestic business laptop line) and Toughbook. Here’s the manual for one that was released in 2015 (supports DVD-RAM). https://dl-pc-support.connect.panasonic.com/itn/manual/cfsx4/CF-SX4_Service_Win8_M/#manual/cd_dvd_drive.html%3FTocPath%3D_____10
@foone - I’m inclined to think it was another Panasonic, but I remember seeing a laptop back in the day that had a printer built-in under the keyboard.
Thought that was pretty cool.
I hate that the current political climate makes it dangerous to call people perverts, because there are so many perverts (positive) and utter degenerates (very positive) out there making computer
I had one of these! It was a great party trick. Except for the CD-ROM drive being SCSI, so you couldn't boot off of it.
I loved that little brick of a laptop.
@foone woah, this thing could very well win the #NanoraptorChallenge couldn’t it!
This thing looks to me sort-of like an IBM PC Convertible with a CD-ROM drive.
How cool would it have been to have a IBM PC Convertible with a built-in LaserDisc player? (Nudge, nudge, @NanoRaptor )
@ramin_hal9001 @NanoRaptor the IBM convertible is already large enough to have a laserdisc player in there
@foone @projectgus i love it, but can’t help wondering why they didn’t just rotate 90° and eject out the left side
It's 1998, you make a website in the copy of frontpage express that came with your computer, it's just like Word and it's very easy, you figure out how to upload it to the couple megs of web space that your ISP gives you (the instructions are on their website), you visit your site in your browser and everything's fine and the site's readable and everything looks the way it should
🦝 "Wow, if it's this easy in 1998, I bet it'll be even easier in 2026" you think to yourself for some reason
Ok, if you have to entirely shut down your music studio / space / noise-corner, how many hardware switches and buttons does it take to make it fully functional again? This does not include adjusting faders or knobs, etc. :)
For me, I guess it's 23. I have a small-ish music space.
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| Between eleven and twenty: | 5 |
| Between twenty and thirty: | 0 |
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jwz » 💀 🌐
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@jwz It was a mistake to teach RADAR to do sums.
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@spacehobo That is clearly just a modular synth studio, why do you hate minimal techno?
I'm on two socials media: fedi and bluesky, and only one of them gets my morning scroll and it's not bluesky
@eniko I much prefer Mastodon to BS. To a large extent, they are split into 2 domains - here is infosec, tech, games and on BS it's news, history and shit posting. The common thread seems to be cat pictures.
@eniko There are some people I care about is only on there, but I just can't scroll bsky since it lacks "disable retwoot from this person" features. Not good for my mental health
it lacks "disable retwoot from this person" featuresThere is the "OnlyPosts" timeline which sorta helps, but it's a kludge
@max Yeah. I know. I still want to see people's reposts in general. Just want to mute those people who keep reposting political/social justice issues. I just can't take all that heavy stuff right now with my mental health situation
@eniko i would be more generous towards "bsky is the best social" if the Android app wasn't so bad and images didn't stop loading a couple of times per day.
I used to be on Lemmy too, until kde.social almost stopped booting up daily and my lemmy.zip account I made a bit before that happened just... *disappeared* <:|
Lemmy was my happy place. There were trends on Lemmy that were a bit weird, like the late-2025 silence and early-2026 political posts increase, but I wish I still was there...
The proliferation of genAI has made my life
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| Worse: | 3555 |
| No difference: | 327 |
| Better and worse: | 702 |
RE: https://ravenation.club/@etherdiver/116698608709905187
I am seriously considering ending this series. Traffic has been terrible recently, and my job is more demanding every day. I am okay not making money off this, but if y'all aren't even going to read it/find new music with it, it's truly a waste of my time...
This week's Other People's Music is a special one for y'all that like a good rock or pop song: 4 of 5 entries are song-based acts based in rock and pop idioms & there's some good tunes in there!
https://www.etherdiver.com/2026/06/05/opm-this-ones-got-tunes/
Those who prefer it weird & out there get an entry, too!
@etherdiver It's a real bummer to hear that but I totally understand. Maybe take a break and see how you feel about it in a month or two?
@etherdiver
I'm surprised it's not frequented more, although I must admit, I don't always check it out. I always boost because I think it is such a wonderful initiative. I also appreciate that it is an effort and if we aren't checking in, then I understand you questioning your priorities. We all have only so much bandwidth, so totally understand. Do what you need to. If we missed out, that's our fault.
@etherdiver aw fuck man, I hate that I'm part of the problem
I find I’ve had so little time to spend actually sitting down and enjoying/discovering music lately and I’ve let reading them slide lately (among other things)
It's clearly a massive amount of work and a labor of love and it's such a wonderful thing to put into the world, but you 100% shouldn't destroy yourself over it if it's not getting the attention it should.
@etherdiver sad to hear that, but totally understandable. Thanks for having me and thank you for covering us under the radar artists. I will be hoping for just a break or maybe a come back at some time.
@etherdiver It's hard out there, and harder than ever, because things that used to drive traffic have been deliberately nerfed. I've been running a webcomic since 2006 which has never had any readers particularly, and which, at a certain point, I refused to shut down as such but also stopped doing regularly, because it was more chore than fun. The archive is still there and I add new ones as and when I feel like it, and only then. Now it's fun again, and, same, don't care about fame/fortune etc.
@etherdiver What you've been doing is great - and I truly mean that - but there is also a gap between 'shutting down completely' and 'carrying on as is when it is more chore than fun' that I think is worth exploring. Obviously there's a difference between reviews and a comic but both do have that whole Archive Cannot Grow Too Much / Long Tail thing going on. Also breaks. Breaks are good, to reset and reconfigure. Whatever you end up doing, all the best with it.
@conniptions Well, I will say, that even if I never write another review, the archives are safe indefinitely. I still pay for websites that broke 7 years ago because I MIGHT get around to fixing them and then they'd be there again...
@etherdiver I will be bummed if you do. I have gained awareness of many musicians through your OPM. And you do you.
I don't know what it is about companies of a certain size, but do you ever get the feeling that Microsoft and Google would be happier if no one used their products?
it's like:
1. invent or buy thing
2. thing becomes popular
3. oh no, it's popular
4. try to make all these users stop
this is probably related to how it's increasingly common for their things to be free services they don't really know how to monetize, so having a super popular thing is always a downside
google is an advertising company that accidentally ended up with the most popular search engine, email service, and smartphone OS
and microsoft made the most popular operating system that no user directly pays for, but they know the REAL money is in... uh...
Apparently Microsoft has the second biggest cloud service by market share, which is impressive for how no one I know will touch it with a 10 foot pole, given it has the same reliability and performance of a spare Dell laptop stuffed in the janitor's closet
putting all my company's webservices on the Tencent cloud so I can do server management through Fortnite
anyway I think Google especially is (or maybe "was") heavily in the mode of "hire smart people and have them build Cool Shit, and we'll figure out how to make money off it later", similar to how Bill Gates said in one of his books that he told Paul Allen to keep hiring smart people and he'd tell him when they ran out of money for that, and it just never happened.
And unfortunately for them they keep realizing that they have a lot of Cool Shit and no fucking clue how this'll make them money
like. a lot of these filled some business need, but a lot were just because they could, and people would like and use it.
but if no one supports it or wants to pay for it, it's gonna go away. so it does
I don't know what the fuck is going on in microsoft, so I can't say anything there.
But I have worked for Google, so I can tell you that no one knows what's going on in Google
@foone
Also I think if there's some niche demand that might be able to keep the lights on in a small business. But for FAANG it seems to be only mass market appeal or shutdown.
@foone I noticed a lot of these died after 3-5 years, a lot of them specifically three years.
@disorderlyf 10$ says that's related to how long someone says working on the same team at google, and either moves elsewhere in the company or leaves for another position.
@foone See, my first thought until I saw other replies of you talking about your time at google was it was some sort of way to cheat taxes or regulation. Now that I know about the promotions, I wouldn't bet against you on that.
@foone I feel like some of this is also Google being hollowed out after the double-click acquisition. Not that advertising has to be evil, they just chose to be.
@foone I have this recollection of a point in the nineties[?] where someone made a Doom frontend for server management. You want to kill a job? It's the one over there and you only have a shotgun, so it might kill you instead. I wonder why that never caught on...
@foone some of the best uptime I've seen has come from spare Dell laptops stuffed in random places!
never properly secured though because we were always afraid that it wouldn't come back online after a reboot.
THAT UPTIME THOUGH.
@foone Everyone who used to have on-prem Exchange servers now has all of that, plus probably half of their other infrastructure, in Azure.
@foone I've had multiple employers insist on Azure or previous Windows hosting, & it's N times slower, more expensive, & unreliable than the Dell under someone's desk. But the MS kickbacks or whatever they do to IT who work with them, overrules that.
Inside MS it's all team-vs-team political shit, so I wouldn't expect software to get written at all, kind of impressive they can ship anything, even if none of it works.
@mdhughes yeah, that sounds like microsoft. when I worked for the government we had an oracle database + ftp server replaced with a sharepoint server. was it faster, better, cheaper? no. but microsoft gave our subcontractor a massive discount to use their software, no matter how ill-equiped it was for the job we needed it to do
@foone I've run entire sites off that laptop more often than I'd care to admit. Feels harsh on the laptop.
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@foone Microsoft is a B2B company that accidentally made a couple of popular consumer products.
And they spend a lot of time on backwards compatibility so business users don't have to migrate apps they built 30 years ago so they can keep collecting the support fees. Opposite of the Google Graveyard, but then they build something like OOXML, an "open standard" that bakes in years of tech debt that other implementers have to reverse engineer.
@foone now that I think about it, what the hell was Early Google's plan to monetize, when they *only* had the search engine and claimed to not intend to put any ads in it?
@foone lol why do they sound so much like Facebook... which was the original stalking app that accidentally ended up being the post popular global message board and ad platform, only to turn into a newer, more horrific... stalking app.
@foone Google started out pretty good. Originally they didn't want anything to do with advertising. Then they created adwords that were text-only ads that were unobtrusive and obvious. Any sponsored search result ad was surrounded by a green "this is an ad" box. Then they bought DoubleClick, and that was the beginning of the end of Google as an actively anti-evil company.
@foone That wasn't an accident. They know the personal information from those and their browser are what keeps the advertising fraud at manageable levels.
@foone That’s the dream of AI, I suppose. You don’t have to deal with the people making the product, and you don’t have to deal with users. But the money pours in anyway.
@foone what about the other way around? I think a looot of companies would be happier if they didn’t use that pile of garbage.
@foone I think they keep getting caught off guard at how popular physical devices are and keep reacting badly to it re: Windows Mobile phones, Surface, Googlebook, etc.
@ann3nova yeah I think that's been happening since the late 90s. Their hardware divisions go make something good, and they get a bunch of reviews that are like "Their OS and applications and games suck, but wow their hardware is really good!" and some manager is like "WHAT? We have to stop this opinion... KILL THE HARDWARE DIVISION!"
@foone companies filled with people who love building software but think users are the pain point
@foone They don't care if they lose the (~5%-smartest) "technically-literate" customer base, because the size of the market who aren't really super-tech literate (that other ~95%, which would include "power users", but not those willing to think in the abstract, like a Computer Scientist) is so huge that they make virtually all the same money, than if they catered to the discerning tastes of the super-tech-literate *as well*
@foone I mean, if you're maximizing profit, the best way is to get people to give you money for nothing in return…
@foone @lisamelton There is a saying that once a company reaches a critical size (say 200 people), its internal processes grow so complex that no outside interactions are necessary to keep it running.
Looking at the employee numbers of Google and Microsoft, there are several entities just drifting through time, probably.
@foone A tech analyst of my acquaintance who knew Steve Balmer and Steve Jobs once told me:
Microsoft and Apple each have one target customer.
MSFT's customer is a multinational software company with 87,000 employees. If that corp needs something, MSFT will work out how to make it for them. (The corp in question is MSFT.)
Apple … Apple has one customer, an irascible guy in a black turtleneck called Steve. If Steve likes it, Apple will make it. If not, not.
(Apple today runs Emulation Steve.)
@foone Indeed, I think they want people just to pay (or simply hand over their info to sell) without actually using the stuff.
As for Microsoft, I'm pretty sure their leaders just simply went insane at some point. Like actually insane.
@foone I have a theory that the only Google products they don't kill are the ones they use internally - except advertising.
So Meet, Fi, Gmail, Docs, Sheets and most of GCloud are safe - anything else, however great or profitable, is doomed.
I expect to see Chrome and/or Android on
https://killedbygoogle.com soonish.
@foone from my time working as a software engineer “The ideal costumer pays for the product then never uses it.” - a superior
excellent pigeon yesterday. pigeon and its friends were doing this about half an hour before a big thunderstorm #birds #thunderstorm #pigeon #birdsofmastodon
When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."
I’m not sure I’d ever heard The Carpenter’s version of this song, and it’s fascinating how much better I like the Kermit version. The Carpenter’s version is super ethereal. Kermit’s sounds more real to me, more grounded, a faith that things will go well in spite of the pains that he knows from experience often come with reality.
How strange that a felt puppet feels more real to me than people. But of course, that’s Jim Henson in there that I’m connecting with. ❤️
It occurs to me that Muppets are the anti-AI.
AI personas look real, but have no soul. And, despite being made of complex technology, they generate uncanny valley reactions, when they’re visual and not just chatbots.
Whereas Muppets look fake, but they have all the soul. They’re made of simple materials, animated just by human hands, and are immediately attractive. They’re people you want to know, despite never forgetting they’re artifice.
Henson & Co ftw. ❤️
Sigh. OK. rsync discourse:
This is not a story about “vibe coding” or “slop” or regressions or even open source sustainability or whatever: it’s a story about mental health.
The timeline of Tridge’s response in particular can be broke down like so:
1. AI skeptics say "LLMs create difficult-to-evaluate defects, even if you're careful"
2. Tridge introduces defects even though he was careful
3. he gets yelled at
4. His response is to say "you dinosaurs don't appreciate how *careful* I was!"
Like this is a luminary in the field, mocking his critics for making a prediction he finds risible when that prediction HAS ALREADY COME TRUE. He did the thing, and it went badly, in the way that everyone who is mad at him was saying all along that it would go badly. But he still thinks that he's right! This is not an unrepentant dumb guy being dumb, this is one of the smartest engineers in the field BECOMING dumb right before our eyes. That ought to scare you!
Vibecession. Permacession. Technical Recession. K-shaped economy. Mild economic downturn. The recession is endemic. It’s recession season. Only the most vulnerable will suffer. If you’re young, healthy and middle-class, you’ll be fiiiiiiiiiine. Everyone’s going to be poor eventually.
These articles give "new Covid variant surging but no worries except some worries but it's definitely not as bad as it has been" energy.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/business/technical-recession-gdp-explainer-9.7220764
https://nowtoronto.com/news/why-is-canada-in-a-technical-recession-how-it-impacts-canadians/
Adhoc poll: what's the most recent technology you've seen and gone "wow I gotta get that" and spent money to get access to, and were at least mostly happy with?
Not something pushed on you, not some new framework that was annoying to learn but everything is using it now, not some Next Big Thing that turned out to be a disappointment, or something constantly pushed on you by advertising that you didn't ever want to use, but a "wow that's neat, I need that!" technology?
Embarrassingly the first thing I thought was "portable mp3 players" but surely there's something newer.
Smartphones? Yeah their reputation is mixed, but having a browser in your pocket is really a game changer.
That's still some 16+ years old though.
@foone my first thought was 3d printer, but I didn't spend money on that, I got it from a friend years later
then second thought was smartphone, but I was too young at that time to like process that kind of thing/have money to spend
uh I guess the switch? but like that was for the games and I never use it in portable mode so that might as well have been like games on steam
I'm really struggling to think of anything 
@foone humorously ‘portable digital audio player’ is where i keep landing as well. and then i try to think past that but everything else either kinda makes my life shit or at least i think my life would not be noticeably worse without…
…~maybe~ i could come up with something in the pro audio world but even that seems a stretch…
@foone Haha. Wow. That reminds me that I also bought a simple portable mp3 player *this year* to save on battery life on my phone. I'm also very pleased with the purchase.
@foone Aftershokz turned out way better than I hoped for. They are bone conducting headsets that keep my ears free so the one ear that is capable of hearing through the air, can do it. As a bonus, the ear that can't hear through the air, has enough bone conduction hearing left that I now have slight stereo sensation when listening through the Aftershokz, which is great.
@foone this Moleskine smart pen system. Honestly it's so cool. I use it to take notes in my D&D campaign, and having them all digitised is incredibly useful.
https://www.moleskine.com/en-gb/shop/moleskine-smart/smart-writing-system/
@foone ah but I had a browser in my pocket when I owned a PDA with a wireless adapter and smartphones impress me as deliberately broken and hobbled PDAs
@foone it has been a pretty long time, but I would say smartphones, SSDs, and the Wii were the last 3 that stick out.
There were a couple of others that I thought were cool and bought but then ended up either not having a use case for (RFID stickers (which I will still find a use for I promise!)) or not working as well as I hoped (chromecast).
@foone EVs have gotta be up there for some people? I live in NYC so no need for a car at all, but my suburban parents seem happy to be moving away from gas
@foone I bought one of those chinese waterproof android phones with a ham radio and a laser pointer (and an FM radio though I didn't use that much) and I was pretty happy with it. like I personally hate mediatek now because they didn't get android upgrades but the technology as an integration was amazing. huge battery, charm/lanyard slot. wish I could put postmarketOS on there
@foone I was definitely eager to get FTTP (fibre networking all the way to the house) when they'd finally laid the cables down the street.
@foone almost a decade old used 3d printer. You had to pry it out of my dead hands for a couple of months.
@foone Steam Deck.
Linux portable gaming PC I can hack as much as I want but also reimage whenever? With integrated controller and good battery life? Sign me up!
Got one, was as awesome as it sounded.
@foone i think maybe either my BusPirate or perhaps my 65W portable soldering pen that i bought a second one of because i ended up liking it so much that one stays at my workbench now lmao
@foone Probably Airpods Pro with noise cancellation? I'd had noise canceling earphones before, I'd had bluetooth earphones before, but somehow Apple hit the sweet spot. In daily use now. (NB: I may not upgrade to the touted camera-infested AI slopware next generation coming this year, though.)
@cstross@wandering.shop@wandering.shop @foone@digipres.club@digipres.club I hate to say it, but the Apple Watch with atrial fibrillation detection likely saved my life when I had problems post-heart surgery. I already had the watch due to the fall detection + 911 feature after a TIA.
And mRNA vaccines as noted also probably saved my life.
@LabSpokane @cstross oh yeah. when my sister was having heart trouble we got her an apple watch and that has really helped her, especially because she was getting additional complications from the anxiety spiral of THINKING her heart was having trouble. Having a watch to go "nah, your heart is doing fine" meant it actually was, since she didn't start freaking out and trigger an episode
@foone Does the Steam Deck count? It's a specific product, but it's also the poster child of the "open, PC-based mobile gaming console" category of devices.
@foone Probably battery-electric vehicles? Legit game changer in terms of mobility. While they’re not “new”, they’ve finally hit a price my economic situation can afford. Everything else over the past ten/twenty years feels more incremental than revolutionary.
@foone Probably the Steam Deck? I loved the idea when I first saw it, but was apprehensive about the implementation so I didn't get one right when it came out. It did have some rough edges, but mostly I've been extremely satisfied with it.
On the one hand, it's mostly a repackaging of existing technologies. On the other, though, portability is a game changer (sorry) for PC games.
@foone If strictly paid and hardware, Nuraphones. Shame they're not around anymore, although they live on in Denan. The premise was that they use algorithms derived from audiology research to literally detect how your ear handles given frequency bands, and feed that into an EQ, so that the headphones always sound flat and great, regardless of the difficiencies of the speaker or your ear. I used them for mixing music and could finally hear everything in proper detail, I can't afford studio monitors.
@foone I recently got a "Superstation One". It's a "MiSTER", which is a community-developed platform for FPGA-emulating retro game systems/computers. It's basically a tiny ARM Linux computer integrated with a Cyclone V. But this one is in a nice plastic case so I don't break it by accident.
I previously tried to use an SBC with integrated FPGA and failed. Too much fiddling to get anything working. But THIS one is already set up with USB, and HDMI and analog TV output, and community HOWTOs!
@foone probably my pinecil. still blows my mind that we now have extremely good soldering irons that fit in our pockets, run open-source firmware, and are only twice as expensive as the ultra-cheap ones just a little bit before.
once my pebble round 2 arrives next month, i think my answer will change tho
@foone uhhhh probably the New 3DS XL
i was a skeptic at first due to the then-nascent onset of extractive tech designs but i tried it in a store and was like "okay this slaps"
@foone a battery electric riding mower (Ego)
@frang god I wish I had had that back when I was a kid/teen. I mowed ACRES on a loud riding mower and an even louder push mower, and I probably owe some of my poor hearing to damage from those loud engines.
@foone Traded my phone early to get the Pixel 7 when Guided Frame first rolled out, the ability to not have to guess when taking pictures of my children and myself was absolutely worth it.
@foone bought a projector from a thrift store and a replacement bulb from a warehouse in china. it's now my favorite way to relax and watch woodworking videos before bed
@foone MNT Pocket Reform. Mostly because I love tiny laptops though and they're hard to come by these days, especially if you want something that'll last you a while
Also my electric cargo bike which I use every week for my grocery runs
@foone do microcontrollers count? i love the esp-32 and how i can just write python for them. so much easier than arduinos from back in the day
@tibi2 I don't see why not!
The RP2040 has certainly been game-changing for me
@foone oh yeah i wanted to get one of those too, wanna make a keypad. the fact these are powerful enough to run python is huge for me because i can just about figure out python but programming isnt the fun part of these projects ever
@foone I reckon electric bikes and/or electric cars. (I have a bike, not a car).
Also used to have electric motorbike.
Once you remove the shell of the car, you lose the same antagonism that comes from separation (like hiding behind a keyboard on the internet).
Cyclists see each other as fellow human beings sharing the same space and it’s wonderful. “Hello”s and “how do you do”s abound.
In cars I get frustrated at someone else who is also simply trying to get home or whatever.
@foone Roomba. The old 500 series, that is, the dumb one that uses "random" and "wall tracking" to find its way, where the two biggest innovations for that series were "a larger bin for dog hair".
I thought I was getting a massively overpriced geek toy, but it's like 15 years later and it still fills the bin with cat hair every day. (with aftermarket li-ion battery and occasional bin replacement)
Yeah, before that was the Rio. ;)
@foone Dashcams, and by extension, the non-smart, non-AI, non-connected camera glasses I use as a dashcam.
I've had at least three incidents that come to mind where dashcam footage saved me from a ticket/insurance claim, including this one (sorry for the language):
@notthatdelta yikes!
@foone Right?? In this instance, the other driver was trying to claim I was at fault for driving recklessly in the middle of the road. Camera footage shut that down real fast.
@foone I was running for local office and wanted to make better video content since that's what the apps are pushing these days. I bought some little wireless lapel mics and I absolutely love them!
They have optional noise cancelling built in, they clip on using a super strong magnet so you can attach them anywhere that's convenient, they include a wind screen for outdoor recording, and they're about the size of a quarter!
@foone Most recent in terms of when I've seen it? Bolt action pens. So satisfying.
Most recent in terms of development? Honestly, yeah I think smartphones is pretty much it.
@foone I know this seems like the most banal thing in the world but:
Little vacuum cleaners that have a squeegee on the end so you can suck water off flat surfaces.
Living in a damp country, this is seriously the greatest invention of the past few decades.
@foone the surefeed connect microchip cat feeder. did exactly what I need, works, app is unobtrusive, connects to home assistant.
@foone trans healthcare and 3d printer
@foone Ring Fit Adventure for the Nintendo Switch, six months ago. :) Before that...oof, good question, Possibly my first SSD? Oh actually, maybe self-centering drill bits?
Hon. Mention: a couple GB of mobile data access for hotspot use when the power goes out or I'm away from home, though that was originally an unused, unintentional side effect of my phone plan.
@foone does electric scooter/bike count? I'm also pretty happy with my (not connected to anything) roomba and my (not smart) videoprojector.
Notably, none of those things are "smart" or "connected".
@foone Bone conduction headphones
(Most seem to be pretty bad, but I was super lucky with the specific headphones I ended up with.)
@foone the new M-series Macs, particularly the original M1 Air. Also it wasn't a day-one buy but I definitely am happy with moving to mesh routers in our house.
@foone Latest to me? Solar panels. Latest technically? 3D printer. (mRNA vaccines as someone commented are a good call, but I wasn't super picky about the platform choice although it is neat technically.)
@foone Very good question. Honestly, it might have been an IoT security camera, of all things. I'm using it as a nature cam.
@foone I think it's either the Nintendo Switch (the first one) for me, or a big Marshall bluetooth stereo that I saw in a random store and immediately went "I gotta take that home with me."
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@foone When my then-boss challenged me to answer this some years ago, my answer was modern audio and video codecs
I got a graphics card to do AV1 encoding and I've been consistently impressed by it, 1080p output at the same bitrate as 720p H.264 feels magic. If film grain synthesis was better supported, that'd go up here because "remove the noise and add it back later" is so funny.
@BestGirlGrace that's a very good answer, and a very overlooked one.
We owe SO MUCH to the quiet improvement of AV codecs over the last 30 years
@foone @BestGirlGrace remember back in the winamp days it had a slider for scheduling priority because it was possible for the CPU to be a bottleneck in playing freaking music.
Now not even network is the bottleneck in most of the world.
@foone most recently, the Strong lifting app. I paid for it but free version is pretty chill too. I can just save a bunch of lifting templates.
Does what it says. Doesn't require an account. Lets me export my data as a CSV onto my phone or via Airdrop. Has tons of exercises but lets me add my own if needed. Doesn't have any social component.
No "AI."
I saw someone using it and thought "oh wow that's exactly what I want" and ... it is!
@foone A Teensy 4.1. The built-in ADCs have been very helpful.
For consumer electronics, a Steam Deck and a dock for it. I've probably used it more often as a sort of desktop computer than as a gaming console, TBH. (Currently I'm using it as such because my Reform laptop's charging circuit has died and I need to decide whether to try to diagnose and fix it, or pony up the cash for a new motherboard with an improved charging circuit.)
@foone You will laugh at this, but --a foldable wagon to carry our dog agility stuff (folded dog crates, water bottle, camp chairs, etc.) from the car to the arena. Decided we needed one after observing how much quicker & easier setup was for folks near us with wagons.
@foone Bluetooth remote for my ereader. As soon as I heard about them I had to have it and it has improved my reading experience very much!
@foone Quite possibly my Nokia n900 Linux phone circa 2010. My first personal smartphone, it seemed like an exciting glimpse of the future, but it turned out to be a future that didn't really happen.
mRNA was a good shout, but I'd be lying if I said I was really excited about getting it. I said "I gotta get that" in a very different tone from my first smartphone.
More recently, a solar generator, but that too was "I gotta get that" because I was afraid of electric grid problems.
@foone Probably Apple Silicon Macs & home scale multi-gigabit networking. Neither is revolutionary or truly new, but they represent big, subjectively very noticeable step changes. And bigger improvements than probably any incremental improvements in the 10 years before.
And I'm very conscious that these are changes entirely independent of software. 😐
Not new, but adopted recently due to drop in price: PV+battery. I'm very much enjoying powering parts of my house by shining light on magic rocks.
@foone
2010s: hybrid charcoal propane grill
2010s: electric vehicles must make cool space noises by law
2004: AeroPress coffee maker
1990s: delicious Brussels sprouts
@foone Oh geez, this is a tough one. Enshittification is truly insidious. I keep thinking of things that are ruined since. For example, the Raspberry Pi was neat as heck for being super cheap and minimal, but now it's the opposite... Plus I hear bad things about the devs?
The most recent thing I can think of might be my sadly now dead 2-in-1 laptop. It was an actual 2-in-1 as in it was a tablet that attached to a keyboard with touchpad and could be detached and used via touchscreen and it was light and thin. It was PC compatible with an x86-64 processor and a standard UEFI firmware so I could run PC software 100%. Windows, Linux, etc. But Intel stopped making the Atom, so modern 2-in-1s are big and heavy and don't even detach. (Someone should make one using the AMD chips now!)
Good-self driving. I don't drive enough for it to be worth it, but gamechanger when it gets cheap. And I have plenty of first hand experience with it.
Most of the stuff I buy is based on reviews rather than seeing it IRL. In that sense, these were gamechangers:
OLED TV (2020) - $1800
comfy noise canceling headphones (2018) - $300
iPhone 5 / first smartphone - 2013 - $600
large sensor point and shoot camera - 2012 - $1000ish MSRP (I got for $250)
Kindle - 2012 - $100
bike
MIPS / safer bike helmet
very good:
N95 mask
soda can sized bluetooth speaker - $30
insulated water bottle
Dell 16x10 monitor (2018)
new GPUs/CPUs
ebike (bit pricey right now for those on the fence)
SVS subwoofer
low power home server hardware (Odroid, newer intel laptops)
CRT TV
@foone A field-recorder with 32-bit float resolution (so I don't have to faff around setting the input level) and mid-side recording instead of XY pattern.
If it went up to 96KHz (or 192, even better) instead of 48, it'd be damn near perfect.
Most of my other stuff is relatively old tech, even the recently-made things.
@foone A bunch of Apple #Airtags. They are what I always needed (I tried all keyfinders) and they changed my life.
#EInk tablets with Wacom digitizers in multiple sizes. I‘ve been trying these for 20 years, starting with the #Irex #Iliad. The devices I use were all purchased without hesitation and remorse, I use them daily.
#Airpods with ANC, same.
If any of these break, they will be replaced the next day, that‘s the indicator for relevant tech for me. Yet all of these evolved onto me.
@foone i think it's probably retro gaming handhelds
@foone actually no i'm changing my answer to our Pluslife home PCR-level-accuracy covid testing kit
sorry retro gaming handhelds
@foone a second hand ebike. It made trying to bike places an enjoyable experience, which means I have both done trips I wouldn't have, and done trips I would have done in a car instead.
I have opinions, of course, about what I would change to better fit me, but damn if it wasn't a good investment.
@foone Probably the original webOS phones? While phones have generally become more capable and reliable, every phone’s system UI/UX design since has been a disappointment.
@foone I wanted a DXR-capable GPU. Not to play games on it, but to program some shaders, and call it a day. Almost managed to get my hands on a 2060 Super. That's kind of it, nothing after that.
Luckily, since then, Windows can emulate the whole thing from software, so anyone can do it (slowly).
@foone a RuuviTag! It's fun and convenient way to carry out temperature (and else) measurements and keeping a time series of them as well :)
@foone probably original Samsung Galaxy S and Android, 2010 IIRC.
Next one will be the EV I've been wanting to replace our car since 2014
@foone ZigBee.
I added a few devices to my home (+ a gateway)
Everything runs locally. Never used it before. Now convinced.
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@foone I like to plug my phone to my car and not need a separate stereo *and* GPS. My car is from 2020.
Good quality videocalls. I would pay for that if necessary. I don't know when they became as good as they are now but they have been an absolute necessity since 2020, even if I'm not isolated now.
Video streaming.
@foone a smartphone in early 2010s, was really neat to have some form of browser + mail client and some other goodies all in your pocket!
@foone This is a tricky question cuz I'm on microphones and stuff.
I think the most exciting thing, which I haven't got yet, are raspberry pi's. Small PCs hypercustomizables and cheap. That sounds like heaven to DIY project (sadly I don't have neither raspberries or project, this is also related to the fact that I don't know when those were released, if they were released before, like, pocket portable music archives, those win.
@foone it'd either have to be gur RP2040 chip / rpi pico, or an oscilloscope, i feel like gur scope doesnt quite count because its not new tech and ive been using one for a few months anyway even if i didnt own it.
gur RP2040 still feels to me like, "wow i cant believe this is a real and cheap mcu", it genuinly feels futuristic to me. and some times even kinda feels, like using it instead of an atmega, is like using a lighter instead of a rubbing sticks together
@foone Menstrual heating pads, Laser distance measure for home renovation & roomba.
Not sure how old they're, but prolifration is pretty recent
@foone getting an eGPU over Oculink for my laptop.
It’s not even officially supported by my laptop manufacturer.
Makes using blender on my laptop a much better experience
@foone
LED lightbulbs that are actually ok (and affordable)
maybe e-ink reader?
mp3-player with several GB of storage definitely was awesome when it was new, similar for car radio that can play MP3, ideally from USB mass storage
I also was enthusiastic about framework laptops, before the white supremacist thing and before I realized that their firmware sucks and some parts broke much sooner than expected
@foone the various gaming handheld pc. I backed the original ayaneo and loved the Steam deck. Last year someone stole may Steam deck, and now I return to game with a used rog ally.
@foone Android eInk readers.
Little bit of jank but I'm getting more out of it than I expected. And I love the thing of it being "like a Kindle, but you get your reading material wherever you want"
@foone I'm going to give an answer that doesn't quite count, because I don't have the product yet so I can't evaluate it. Glide is a device for the blind that basically uses technology similar to self-driving cars to guide the user around obstacles, find objects, stop at curbs, and more. It is a robotic combination of white cane and guide dog. The company is doing final validation and should ship beta units (including mine) soon. Rarely have I so eagerly spent so much money.
@foone I'm late to the eReader game and finally bought myself one. An honest to goodness game changer. Very comfy for me, hackable enough (Kobo), and saves me so much physical space. Also waterproof enough for relaxing in the bath! 100% worth it.
@foone leverless fightsticks. Somewhat useless and unimportant but may as well be the closest thing to "oh I need that!" I had in a long while.
@foone
1) Adaptive cruise control in the car. Game changer for driving in traffic, if my attention ever wanders at all, it never does.
2) Solar panels (4.5 KW) on our house. Required by law in CA on new construction, our $300/month PGE bill in the Bay area is now under $100/month in southern CA desert.
3)Original Chromecast, ca. 2012. We cut the cord in 2013 and have never missed cable/network TV.
@foone I discovered a few years ago that I could install a circuit board into my older car's factory audio that enabled Android Auto and Apple Carplay... Wow, what a gamechanger!! Everything looks stock (and the old interface can still be used) but with a press of radio button, it switches over and I can use my phone's maps, apps, and music wirelessly. The original touchscreen is still a bit laggy, but it's all much, much better than the original interface, which was ~5 yrs outdated when new.
@foone Latest: the Motorola Moto2 tag. Like an Apple Airtag for Android. Leverages other people's phones to update location of tagged objects. I have used a Chipolo in the past: alerts you to separation of Bluetooth linked objects but doesn't update location online afterwards.
Tip: The Moto2 tag is physically compatible with Airtag holders so no need to buy Moto2 specific case.
@foone a dishwasher (I wanted one for ages but we only had space for one 9 months ago, I'm extremely happy with it).
Before that the PS4, before that iPad and before that a Nexus One-era android smartphone.
In 2015 I bought my first 3D printer when those where still pretty new.
Another thing that's fun (but only because it wasn't my money) is the Unitree dog at work.
@foone open source 3D printer. Love it. Also Steam Deck is my corporate shill pick. I love that thing.
@foone GrapheneOS, although I suspect any ROM that strips out Google for android hardware world provide the same combination of inconvenience and privacy.
@foone
EV. My PHEV is the worst possible EV (except maybe a "hard hybrid" or whatever the ICEVs with extra steps are called), but I'd still take it over another ICEV any day.
@foone Tablet with stylus input. Being able to scribble notes, mark up PDFs, and project that screen to others for remote whiteboarding is great.
@foone I'm actually very happy with the Steam Deck. I got it when all the hype was gone, because I wanted to upgrade my computer for gaming, but didn't have the energy to research what works with Linux, and I figured that it will be probably the only Linux setup actually tested by developers. It turns out to be an excellent Linux portable, not just for games. Small, light, and with official support and upgrades. I wish they made cover keyboards for it.
@foone speed paint, new to me as of last year. And I’m certain that a new acrylic paint medium isn’t the kind of technology you meant, but I stand by what I said.
@foone Macbook Air back in 2010. I bought it immediately. I have never upgraded from Snow Leopard. I still have it but reinstalled it with Debian.
@foone Pixels dice. Backed the kickstarter (a looooong time ago), finally got my set a few weeks ago. Set up the D20 to trigger the Benny Hill theme on a 1 and the intro to Also Sprach Zarathustra on a 20.
Last TTRPG night was a blast (I rolled 4 of each, as usual because I’m both cursed and blessed)
@foone tiny touchscreen with an esp32 chip that you can program in python — with midi ports. and it was cheap.
https://tulip.computer/
@foone Fun thing: e-book reader Inkpad One, open ecosystem, linux, 10“ size for my tired and weary old eyes
Serious responsible thing: solar panels and an EV. It made me realize how much I hated going to the gas station.
@foone I got my first SSD in 2019. absolute game-changer.
before that, I want to say maybe a MIDI drum pad controller in the late 2000s :I
@foone I guess my 3D-printer.
A friend told me about a 3D-printer at work, it sounded interesting and I bought a cheap Ender 3.
Nowadays I print so many small, handy things that I'd otherwise had to buy, or wouldn't be able to get at all
@foone A few years ago I bought a coffee grinder on sale for like $60 and it’s great! besides that, like, a fairly good Japanese-made fountain pen which I’ve always wanted.
I never had a personal macbook (just had them for work, liked them) and caved and got one last year, a newer model, and it’s superior to any windows PC I’ve ever owned.
@foone
A rechargeable power scrubber for my bathtub. Has a long handle for my bad back, and absolutely no "smart" features.
@foone most recently like modern? An in home security camera so I can watch my cats when I go on vacation and then disconnect when I get home. I’m sure it’s not perfectly secure but I get a lot of peace of mind being able to see them hanging around
Most recently purchased is probably grabbing some higher quality headphones, not noise canceling but in general really good audio quality.
@foone A recent example for me is automatic podcast transcription done by the Apple Podcasts app. So many podcasts do not do a transcription (which is ableism, but that's a topic for another post).
The Podcasts app does a very good job creating transcripts. It doesn't prevent a show from providing their own more polished transcript and it's great for all those shows which don't do any transcript at all.
https://podcasters.apple.com/support/5316-transcripts-on-apple-podcasts
PS. The "extra money" part was switching from Android to iPhone
@foone Is "most recent' about the tech or about how recently in my life it happened
Because honestly, sandwich press.
@foone a cheap mini PC with intel N95 processor and 16 GB RAM. I ordered one for 200 Euros directly from China and it definitely lived up to or even surpassed my expectations. I have never bought another full sized PC afterwards. Before that it was my first smartphone,a Google Nexus One and before that the eeepc 701 netbook.
I nearly forgot: USB cables with magnetic connectors, so I don't have to find the plug into my phone all the time for charging.
@foone I had a job where they were using Raspberry Pis to monitor test systems, so I learned that they were actually perfectly capable computers. I eventually bought a LibreComputer, put Armbian on it, and had fun running web services on it, knowing its power consumption was very low.
@foone Honestly? The combination of relatively cheap VR glasses and a good exercise program.
It's gotten me to get out of my chair and work out for 30 minutes a day, without me getting bored.
@foone Proxmox. Having unlimited disposable computers at my fingertips with automatic backups really leveled up my home lab experience. The nearly no consequences to playing around makes learning new things so much more fun.
@foone High refresh rate eInk monitors.
I bought two second-hand last year, a Dasung Paperlike Color and a Boox Mira, and am happy with both. I use the Dasung for work (programming - it has 8 colours, what is perfect for syntax highlighting but pretty bad for displaying images), and the Boox for reading (it is greyscale, but with pretty good image quality).
The second-most-recent tech I was excited about without getting disappointed was open-hardware modular laptops, an MNT Reform in my case.
@foone The handheld micro turbo-fans that have eliminated my use of canned air. Genuinely impressive for the form factor; does a simple job really well.
@foone The handheld micro turbo-fans that have eliminated my use of canned air. Genuinely impressive for the form factor; does a simple job really well.
@foone
A little doohickey that allows me to send my phone's audio through my vintage amplifier and vintage monster JBL speakers.
@foone not sure if this counts, but I saw my history teacher use i3wm on his laptop. I had Linux on my laptop at that time, but this looked so cool I replaced Windows on my desktop as well.
That was in 2017/18 I think
@foone 2004's iPod Mini.
Did everything I wanted it to, does everything I want a personal music player to do, to this day.
@foone I picked up a reMarkable e-ink tablet as an impulse buy at an airport a month and a bit ago, and I’m pleased with it. For drawing/writing, it feels a lot more natural than the iPad (the texture of the screen is closer to paper than the iPad’s smooth glass), and while the default mode uses a cloud service with a limited free tier, it’s an officially jailbreakable Linux box you can do what you want with.
@foone the nintendo switch, back in 2018
nowadays that im a little more conscious, i dont like the fact that it is locked to nintendo's ecosystem. And even by nintendo's own standards, the operating system looks bland compared to their previous consoles. But the hardware itself? Being able to play on a portable console and then put it in a dock to continue playing the same games on the tv with a proper controller still hasnt gotten old to me
even if i move to a competing device (like the steam deck), it is this hardware design trend that nintendo started what makes me really appreciate the switch a lot, even when there are way better alternatives available
@foone
James Hardie concrete siding. Best thing I ever did for my house.
I don't know how new it was at the time, though (2010-ish)
@foone A Hasselblad 503cx. Admittedly, I first saw a Hasselblad when I was about 9 or 10, and it was another 40-something years before I could actually *afford* one (because it was old and used). But it was worth the wait.
@foone a USB rechargeable reading light that clips onto your book.
Not meaningfully new, they've existed forever, but the combination of good LEDs, standard USB charging, and modern battery technology makes it more useful than gimmicky.
@foone
- Thermal camera for sure, basically feels like a superpower.
- 3d scanner. Really nice for making replacement parts, attachments, cases etc. with very little waste/iteration.
- Cheap digital microscope. Removed the vast majority of PCB soldering issues for me.
@foone Forgive me for the Google device plug, but (honestly) 2 Google WiFi pucks. Dead simple to set up, covers my entire house+yard and 100% uptime for 8 years.
They were expensive at the time, they're out of support now, they're tethered to an app and it's Google, but I've never made a tech purchase that I've been happier with.
@foone an e-bike motor conversion kit, around 6 years ago. I think I paid around €300 back then. Including the battery.
Initially, I wanted to put a 2-stroke gas engine on it (because it's cheaper, and more ratrod-ey, but I love in a city, and I would've been stopped by the first cop that would see me.
Electric (mid-drive, torque sensing, for the curious) is still hella fun tho!
Wild thing is... You can find custom open source firmware for those puppies! Cars could never
Tank grown edible protein using air, water & human waste powered by electricity. It just seems like such a practical first step towards seriously decoupling ourselves from the local environment. That's a nice technology at scale to allow us to rewild farmland.
I bought shares. I haven't seen it available to buy here in the EU yet, but it's launching this year. It's federally approved in the US, and has been available in Singapore for a while.
We should know how to make food from air.
@foone didn't seek them out specifically (tho I did find them cool back in like 2013) but laptops with touchscreens are so neat! They are a tablet and a laptop in one and I don't lose track of the keyboard! The only mildly annoying thing is other people touching my screen to point stuff out but they learn soon enough :)
And yes your (general "you") funky Linux window manager setup likely has basic touchscreen support without much hassle. It's just been a great purchase all around
@foone I still don't have it, but I need a Boss GK-5B pickup. This thing is neat-o! Its a thin guitar pickup that interfaces with their guitar synth products and its a divided pickup so each string is read individually so you can get all sorts of new sound with this thing.
https://www.boss.info/us/products/gk-5/
Before this it was definately Blackberries bc I have big fingers and it was waaay better to type on them and was more productive of a device than anything since.
@foone Soundbar with subwoofer. This specific one supports bluetooth, airplay, dolby atmos etc, and the ends are detachable, wireless, back speakers. Excellent sound and very practical.
RadiaCode - pocket sized geiger counter and gamma-ray spectrometer. (For those annoying bits of military hardware and pocket watches with radium paint, etc. on them.)
@foone Unpopular opinion but, I was very excited about the XBOX Series X. The promise of old and new games in a device that just works? Sign me up.
To this day, every time I turn it on I am amazed by it. Quick Resume alone still feels like magic.
Sure, M$ squandered the brand almost to its demise. And retro-emulators are no longer available. But I am still enjoying the console like the day I got it.
A 27-inch 4K display for my PC.
It wasn't originally for my use, but its original purpose turned out to be unnecessary, so I ended up with it.
Fountain pens. The ones with replaceable ink cartridges, not something you have to messily refill from a bottle of Quink. I bought a beautiful fountain pen at least 20 years ago which spent its time in a drawer. I rediscovered it a year ago, and it's a delight to use. Instead of hammering out notes for the course I was taking on a keyboard (and getting RSI), I now let my thoughts flow smoothly in interesting handwriting onto good paper, in perfect synchronisation with hand and brain.
@foone stuff i got excited for and spent actual money? that would be a big pack of West System Epoxy resin for my boat. the stuff is magic!
@foone I'm not quite sure about the temporal order of my excitement, but here goes nothing:
- Maybe Intel Tiger Lake? Before that, definitely AMD Zen with ECC support even for tiny consumer systems.
- Also, really good (not just okayish) cameras in affordable smart phones.
- As always, synthesizers, but that is more instruments rather than straight tech.
@foone gonna be real, I had a lot of fun with my flipper zero. I know I'm not the target market, but cloning amiibos and having a better remote for the lights (and the fan at my old job) is really handy.
@foone A little bit back my wife gave me a Bluetooth MIDI adapter. I never expected them to work this well but it's so convenient, such a nice upgrade over a USB MIDI cable! No wires, no battery/external power needed, no discernible lag either. It's great.
@foone a 104 Beam Spring keyboard from https://modelfkeyboards.com
Best purchase I've made in years, I love this keyboard so much
@foone the apple pencil + procreate combination is legitimately as good as people say it is but i think this thing is it for me. its a glass nipper that does not hurt my hand. the screw on the side is a stopper for how wide it can be opened and the circles can be rotated when it gets dull or replaced for $10. it does not escape me that my answer to this question is essentially "cool lever"
@foone Hololens for me. Sure, as a product and device category it basically flopped, but it is still amazing to me this device is even a thing and, especially with the v2, is so easy to use. I gave a UX engineer I used to work with a demo of v2, and the whole time she was playing with just virtual levers, switches, and knobs with a huge smile on her face.
@foone Pebble 2 Duo. A watch that does exactly what i need (weather, calendar, time, and selected notifications) and absolutely nothing else.
@foone BYOK. It feels like a spiritual successor to the alphasmart. It pretty much does what it said it would do, which is nice.
@foone A cricut printer cutter thing. It cuts paper and vinyl the way a printer prints lines. I got it in February. It's amazing. And I can't wait to use it...😅 I have just the project in mind....you don't believe me do you? It just takes me time to reach the stage where I can use it and I've been busy/depressed/other ...LIKE WITH EVERY OTHER PIECE OF AMAZING TECHNOLOGY I'VE PURCHASED...
@foone a Framework laptop. I've had mine for a few years, had a buzzing from the CPU fan. Replacing the fan was quick and easy - no need to send for repairs or wait for hard-to-source parts.
@foone ticwatch pro 2020, to put linux on it (still mostly using the default OS on it until I have time to customize linux). It's my first smartwatch, and it's an old model, but the legacy of nokia's linux based OS for smartphones runs on it. Also the dual screen is really neat (I always have the time on a classic LCD on top of the smart screen, so I don't have to be flicking my wrist to turn on or anything).
The linux based OS is @AsteroidOS and it's the reason I learned this watch exists.
@foone my USB powered soldering iron. Lightweight, versatile, interchangeable tips aren't a guessing game of incompatibility and unavailability, utter game changer for my hobbies. Suddenly it's no longer a chore to drag the iron out and set it up and wait for the fire to stoke itself sufficiently, it plugs into the same thing on my desk that I use to charge my phone and 30 seconds later it's ready for action.
@foone Not huge but I bought a smart power monitor you hook up to your panel monitor the energy each breaker uses. Fully local API connected to home assistant. Neat dashboards on where all the electricity is going, quite pleased. Tbh a lot of the home automation stuff is fun and exciting if you are careful to get things with local APIs.
@foone the Valve Index (and modern VR as a whole) was a big one that I was very excited for and enjoyed a lot. No real regrets there but that's mostly because I've always been a sucker for motion control games (I actually liked the Xbox 360 Kinect)
Maybe the modern PC handhelds? Hard to really count those as a new tech category but I've enjoyed that they're viable now
The only other recent candidate was the early-ish display glasses (no cameras or microphones or AR or whatever, the ones that are just a display and speakers) but I'm on the fence for how happy with them I was/am. They're neat but not comfortable for more than half an hour or so lol.
@foone @lisamelton Paid internet search. Currently using Kagi* but open to others. I'm glad to pay for the service and get good, relevant results without all the crap and privacy concerns.
Slightly less recently: EV autos. Game changer until we get to public transport which would be better.
*Do NOT tell/judge me about the bad people/actions at Kagi. I’ve seen it. Still better than anything out there…so far.
@foone CGM sensors paired with AndroidAPS (AKA "diabetes automation") make life more bearable by, oh, so so much.
Bone conducting headphones are nice for my usage.
Pluslife tests give peace of mind of "whatever you did, whatever you caught, I have the ability to detect it before it can start affecting me" when sharing space with people.
CO2 sensors (currently connected to Flipper) let me gauge how dangerous a space is.
@foone I rarely go straight from "I like this new tech" to buying it - I'm usually slower, but the products I bought recently that I like most would be my induction hobs and multifunction oven.
Compared to the crappy old landlord gas cooker, there's less pollution in my house, the hobs are faster, way easier to clean, and I think the sizzling sound when it's on max is cool. The oven is more versatile, and several things I cook genuinely taste better in the new oven.
I really really really enjoy my ipad. Big screen, very bright, easy to carry around, all my books and games and so on. I use mine how others might use a phone but I can't because I have old man vision and giant hands. When they first came out my brain went ✨STAR TREK✨and that was the end of rational thought.
@foone hydraulic disk brakes for bicycles.
(okay, so mRNA vaccines / immunotherapy as well, and various kinds of medical imaging)
@foone i actually recently got a pair of Rayneo Air 4 “sunglasses” that project a “200” (TV equivalent, 43” desktop equivalent) in front of me. They have good speakers (that are discrete) and they actually work great.
They’re not “smart” they do one job and do it well. They’re awesome for travel and working privately (I dim my laptop screen completely)
@foone pebble time 2, sony a7iv and remarkable 2 are probably the last big tech things over the last years that fall into that category for me. Quite a bit longer ago: 3D printer (I built my first one when you couldn't really get prebuilt consumer grade FDM machines), RTL-SDR when it first emerged and NanoVNA.
I've had a "wow that's neat, I want that" moment when someone demoed meshtastic to me, but I haven't gone out and bought anything yet
Dragon Ruby. I saw a video about it, thought it was a cool idea but not enough to justify buying just to play with (I'm an extremely dabbly gamedev). Then, I got it in a bundle and have been having a lot of fun playing with it.
@foone kind of boring but, M1 macbook pro, i wanted an arm-powered unix box since i was a teenager (ironically when i was a teenager i didn’t think apple was that great)
@foone my Nikon Z9.
the fast autofocus + almost completely silent electronic shutter + being able to handle 25600 ISO means I can get better wildlife photos, in technical terms (lighting, sharpness, etc) than a 1950s professional NatGeo photographer
Kodachrome 200 (ie ISO 200) only came out in 1986. Meanwhile, on a cloudy day I have no issues shooting at 1/2000s ISO 10000.
@foone HDR — but specifically, the refurbished Oppo Blu-ray player I found was the happiest purchase I had in years … it is such a pleasure to use … deserving all its online reputation
Part of the delight — very much not being pushed on me, rather the opposite, it’s me waving from the top of the hill — is how this has returned the look & feel of olden analog CRT TV to my life, for the first time since flat panel TVs
(TV CRTs were once famous for being brighter than PC CRTs, a crucial fact not reflected in official standards — even if HDR TV manufacturers all know this, and treat “SDR” with the flexibility it deserves)
@foone Is it too obvious to say the iPhone? I’ve never once longed for the days before smartphones. The iPhone is a fantastic tool that I rely on for all sorts of useful and enriching things.
@foone Of less than a year ago: CO2 sensor with eink display and BLE. Among the all-time favourites, clearly: overear ANC headphones.
@foone
In capitalist times, tech *is* disapointment.
The last time i get a "wow!" is many years ago when i found about Delta Chat (https://delta.chat/) and thought : that's clever i need it and the whole world need it too because it's free, decentralised secure and simple, everything that others are not.
@foone A hardware sampler for beat programming and songwriting. So great to make music without involving a laptop / DAW.
@foone Google Stadia - I can't believe they cancelled it, but it was the perfect thing for playing in Dad-mode (sporadically, short periods: waiting a long time for updates to install basically means I can't play). I honestly don't know how economically or ecologically sustainable it could ever be, but it was a really great experience.
@foone Steam deck was awesome. My commute is 1h one way, so being able to play the games o already own (or buy them on sale) was really a quality of life improvement.
Also, its a really well thought out device, nice to touch, surprising good speakers etc.
And: when the logicboard of my work laptop died I could just plug the deck into the USB-C deck on my desk, connect to the VPN and continue to work.
I would 100% buy again, can recommend.
@foone The older I get, the more I'm convinced that humanity's greatest mistake was teaching rocks to think. My favorite recent tech purchase is a ratcheting screwdriver with 24 changeable bits stored in the handle.
None of my favorite things have internet access, because I can't trust a single one of them.
@foone Cars with smartphone integration. Being able to plan a route on my laptop, plug my phone into my car and have it pop up on the satnav screen is wonderfully convenient.
My electric bicycle, a Lectric XP4.
Not new tech certainly, but it's really come so far in the last few years. I have only put about 60 miles on it so far but it puts a huge smile on my face and I look forward to replacing some short car trips once I'm a little more confident. I had not ridden a bicycle regularly since circa 1990. I really enjoy it.
(I love this thread. There are some really great responses.)
@foone probably the steam deck - I think all of mine would boil down to game consoles really given that I was pretty young when a lot of these other goods people mention came out (mp3 players and smartphones were in my older siblings hands before mine)
@foone
Meshtastic, and later MeshCore.
It was a fun idea when I started playing with it but after getting my wife to use it at a big street fair with bad cell service it was like a lightbulb went off.
Not having to rely on the cell networks to text with folks was a game changer.
@foone probably little devices like the little gameboys that cost 70€ and play retro games ?
or some good open back earphones that have good sound without blocking my ears (since that upsets my ears)
i like them both, got them on my own, happy with them, and I feel like they didn't exist like 10 years ago ? but might be wrong on that
@foone My first thought is "bluetooth headphones", as much as I dislike not having earphone jacks on phones anymore and the fact I have to charge my headphones from time to time, they're really handy
But maybe a close next would be the Nintendo Switch; and before that, drawing tablets (I really want to get a screen/tablet one someday)
@foone bicycle with belt drive instead of chain. Added complexity because it requires a gear hub, but all of it becomes nearly maintenance free!
@foone what’s your definition of technology? Haha. Because I’m eagerly waiting for some metal stamping supplies.
I got the MoErgo keyboard a bit ago and I have a better posture while I use it. I am bad at using it so far but I think it will be super good for my health.
@foone really late to the party but I've only seen one reply talking abt it from my fedi reach so I'm going to chime in: e-ink screens and hackable e-readers. This is the only piece of tech in a LONG while I've been really interested in, a low power device with a contrasted screen that doesn't hurt my eyes and I can use in a comfortable positions, no distraction, chokeful of books NOT coming from annas-archive... I've been thinking about programming some go and chess puzzles to go along.
Boosting your post, just in case anyone out there knows something.
@csilverman Oh, are some of these callbacks to other illustrations you've posted recently? That's so cool!
@SRLevine Interesting. Sometimes they are, but I hadn't been thinking about anything else when I did this one. Which one were you thinking of?
RE: https://mastodon.social/@csilverman/116196991949296452
@csilverman The creature with horns in particular shows up a lot, these were the first two I could find:
https://mastodon.social/@csilverman/115982193253353364
https://mastodon.social/@csilverman/115982193253353364
I wrote this yesterday in email to a student I've been tutoring:
If you can turn your geometry problem into an algebra problem, that's a step in the right direction. To solve geometry problems you have to know something about geometry, but to solve algebra problems you don't have to know anything, you just have to push around the symbols.
That's why algebra is one of the greatest achievements of human science, because it lets you discover all kinds of surprising relations just by moving letters and numbers around according to some rules.
The particular example in this case was this diagram. The interior diagonals (AH etc.) are angle bisectors.
It was not at all obvious to either of us that necessarily ∠H + ∠F = ∠E + ∠G = 180°, and I still don't know a purely geometric argument for it, but it easily pops out of the algebra.
@mjd F is the third angle of triangle FBC, whose other two angles are each half of one of the quadrilateral's angles, so it's 180° − B/2 − C/2. Similarly, H = 180° − A/2 − D/2. So F+H = 360° − (A+B+C+D)/2, and A+B+C+D = 360° holds for any quadrilateral.
The same argument works for E+G, using the other half of each angle of A,B,C,D.
@simontatham That's essentially the proof we did find, which I consider algebraic.
(The actual question asked for a-c, given that e+f=193°.)
@mjd I think my misunderstanding was understandable (as it were). When people say "you can make geometry problems into algebra and then just grind", I think they normally mean doing algebra on the coordinates of the _points_, by representing them as vectors, or complex numbers, or some such. Doing algebra on the angles is in kind of a different domain, an application of trig functions away from algebra on the points.
@simontatham Knowing what I know from the proof. and looking at the diagram, I still don't see why f+h=180°. I only know it because the algebra tells me that's how the numbers must add up.
Probably there is a purely geometric proof, perhaps involving lines through F and H, respectively parallel to BC and AD.
Yesterday I read a blog post about AI that said this about tools created using AI: "I use many of these tools, but I didn't need them. I can't afford to maintain any of them, not in terms of time, commitment, belief, attention or willingness to spend on tokens." (No link because I'm not interested in calling anyone out specifically)
And all I could think was how amazing it is to watch people rediscover the concept of technical debt from first principles
@eniko the biggest proponents of AI at my job spend their days complaining about how "stupid" AI is, it's fucking funny (and sad, because we get a ton of QA reports due to these guys still committing this code)
@eniko When people realize that code writing speed never really mattered that much in programming c:
@eniko it is genuinely amazing that a collection of Markdown files can now be technical debt. Or even malware!
@eniko
it feels like 90% of my day job as a developer is explaining the concept of technical debt to people who refuse to understand it :')
@eniko the way people are rediscovering this in free software is amazing. "Depending on an expensive, closed-source tool that is made available as a service is a huge liability". Well, no shit Sherlock. The whole thing basically started off by rewriting closed-source commercial tools so that further development wouldn't be dependent on paying for those.
@eniko I kinda feel like the last 30 years is techbros rediscovering all kinds of problems, mostly solved, from first principles - buses, subways, banking, taxis, product catalogs, you name it. Meanwhile, in exchange for highly variable user experiences, the rest of us endure monetization that is so abusive it had already been made illegal for the incumbent technologies.
@eniko The tried and true business model of “first build is free, but maintaining your addiction will cost ya”
@eniko I have a friend doing practices in a company that vibecodes PHP websites, she tells me "I don't know how to feel because those guys still earn good money and the stuff they sell it's still functional enough, it makes me very pessimistic"
My response to her is always "Wait until it blows up in their faces, all shit and giggles until you need to make good software and not mass produced slop"
She's learning C with me in a few weeks, so at least she's aiming to be a decent programmer.
@eniko lets not care about tech debt! A LLM will pay that debt for us! 🤪
Worst part is they don’t understand that even if that worked (it doesn’t), the main benefit of dealing with debt is understanding the problem to not repeat it. They are basically dooming themselves to always be in debt 🤦🏻♀️
@eniko the problem is that we're now doing this every couple of years. remember when every week the cryptocurrency people thought they had discovered some amazing new business principle or legal entity, only to find out "no, that's called a ponzi scheme, it's existed for 150 years. that's what we call it under us law a "partnership," it's the most common business structure in the country. 'code is law' just means you don't know anything about actual law."
i want smaller applications with fewer updates made by people who are paid more to produce less code and i'm not kidding
@eniko But then the boss would have fewer people to manage, and be unable to justify his job. Most software changes are about employment for engineers, not necessity. Grr.
As a software engineer I want computer languages and frameworks that stay stable for decades rather than have a new release every year that obsoletes old programs and requires a rewrite. But I don't get to have that :(.
@eniko I'm genuinely considering starting l collection of Android apps with the ethos off "The UI does! Not! Fucking! Change!"
Any feature additions are purely optional and off by default
No nag screens to promote the new stuff
@eniko can we also get mobile operating systems that get more optimized and less resource hungry with every update so that devices can run for 10+ years before becoming obsolete?
@eniko Product: What's this ticket for, this one you're working on, it doesn't seen to be delivering any new feature? Why are we doing it?
Devs: It lets us delete a couple of thousand lines of no-longer-used code. Which will then no longer need to be maintained, tested, documented, ect ect.
Product: Great! That's what we like to hear!
Hear hear! 👏
I'm pretty tired of downloading some 100 MB every week for Signal desktop for minor changes. And did you see how the changelog in /usr/share/doc looks like for Signal-desktop on Linux each time ? Yeah, whatever, Signal! 🤬 #signal
@eniko Currently, my favourite app is Out-Run, and I think it's basically been abandoned by the developer.
https://apps.apple.com/ie/app/out-run/id1477511092
(Yes, that's probably not great for security vulnerability reasons.. 😬)
@eniko can we also request the coders to have a nap time during the day? Rest is important, and I'm not kidding about that either.
@eniko I want small chunks of well-specified code with machine supported proofs so I can be certain of my program's actual behavior across its whole domain.
I should probably just learn Ada/SPARK or Idris already.
@eniko and at the same time, companies hire people who prefer AI, f̶a̶s̶t̶ ̶agile; or as the saying goes, seniors with salary of a junior 🙂
@eniko I would like fewer apps, please. More websites that function as apps.
This applies specifically to mobile use. For desktop, let me download everything.
@eniko
isnt þe unix philosophy "every program should do one job and do it well"? can we just make þat law? i would love a world where every program solved / did one þing i wanted and nþn else.
@eniko This reminds me of one of the favorite apps on my phone: Animated Knots by Grog.
https://apps.apple.com/de/app/animated-knots-by-grog/id376302649
It has detailed explanations of almost 200 knots, and animations on how to tie all of them.
It hasn’t been updated for years, because it’s basically done. I bought it once for the price of a coffee, and now I just use it whenever I need something more than my 3 standard knots.
(I have dyslexia-but-for-ropes, and this is the only way I can learn new knots.)
@eniko I can switch on a BBC micro and load View in less time than I can wake my Windows 11 laptop and load MS Word. Seems that the faster computers become; the longer it takes to do the same things with them.
@eniko I miss the days where getting an update was like christmas. Now I mumble to myself 'what did you mess up this time..'
@eniko And fewer applications. Today I learned that Ubuntu now has Snapshot, as well as screenshot but that Snapshot shows up as Camera, though it didn't when it was called Cheese. This happened 2 years ago.
posts on mastodon can't blow up they said
mastodon has low engagement they said
@eniko looks like copying being the highest form of flattery is also possible in the fediverse https://donotsta.re/objects/67cb9b8d-ff23-4e10-8af3-f26ec1c50ac3
@pouncy_panda eh, that one's a bit different from mine so i wouldn't jump to conclusions
though even if someone copied it verbatim, in this case i'd probably just be happy to see this thought spreading further
@eniko lets see how long this takes to become a meme then
@pouncy_panda hopefully someone shops it into a video game character image
@eniko @pouncy_panda i instantly knew the perfect image for this and knew it had to be done (i used deathgenerator.com)
I think the follow-up makes it clear: https://donotsta.re/objects/762c34a4-2263-417f-8c1b-4fbb4695fcb0
It's a restatement.
@eniko I don't know how you do it - if I make a post that gets 10 likes all the notifications bug the crap out of me
@eniko the fun thing is that even the non-techies want that!
But instead some racers or people who only look at the competition decide we must deliver faster...
@eniko
About ten years ago I was being cynical when I talked about going back to VT text terminals and a single time-sharing computer.
I still think like that but I'm no longer cynical.
@eniko We were once taught in computer science to attempt to refine our code to tight, elegant, complete solutions. Very small chunks of software that were complete and conceptually clear. Early on, that was required because the memory and storage resources were strictly limited. When did we decide that just because the limits were off, our coding should be complex, nasty, unreadable, and should suck?
@eniko I want to buy software on CD with nice packaging and printed manual.
I want to go back to an era where you buy one release of a piece of software and can use it forever, and updates are another boxset with new features released two years later.
I want software to be tested by an actual QA department, and manuals and CHM help files to be created by technical writers that get paid as much if not more than the developers.
@eniko there is a certain app I use that has daily updates, sometimes several a day. And yet, it works like shit, and in some cases will freeze at startup for 10-15 minutes. Oh and takes a ton of memory and CPU.
@eniko how about mine? 18 of 21 are small enough to fit on a floppy disk. https://www.gingerbeardman.com/apps/fits-on-a-floppy/
War, climate among high priority topics at Davos meeting
#comic #unix_surrealism #linux #art #mastoart #computers #bash #dillo #lgbt
@prahou doing AI in the kernel eventually makes you go blind
@zardoz your tongue grows hair from talking to the computer
@alefunguju @ozzelot @zardoz i wish filip was on mastodon
@prahou filip probably is a mastodon
In 2020 Emily Bender, @timnitGebru, Angelina McMillan-Major and Shmargaret Shmitchell wrote "On the Dangers of Stochastic Parrots: Can Language Models Be Too Big?".
All predictions they made came true at scale:
* the "hallucination" not-a-problem-a-feature
* bias amplification
* environmental costs
* removal of accountability for the content of synthetic text
* impossibility to audit training data
https://dl.acm.org/doi/epdf/10.1145/3442188.3445922?brid=YWdncwEiQEWj_bwmyZLm9APNUxnN
Read it.
#genai #llm #noAI #fuckAI #technology #enshittification
would be cunning to print it out, roll it and use the it to smack sense into people repeating "llms have their uses", " #chatgpt helped me solve this", "it's so fascinating to play with" (this one pisses me off the most), "hurr durr the agentic future", "you don't want to be left behind", "I asked it to debug this issue and here's what it 'thinks'", "Richard Dawkings asked it and it replied that it's conscious!" and whatever other tired bullshit