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Seem in response to Kaja’s latest murderous post:
@Migueldeicaza I recognize Ursula van der Leyen and Christine Lagarde - who is the third person in the bottom picture ?
Which reserved IPv4 net block do you use for your internal network?
| 192.168.0.0/16 (16 bits - 32768 hosts): | 34 |
| 172.16.0.0/12 (20 bits - a million hosts): | 5 |
| 10.0.0.0/8 (just in case you need 2^24 hosts): | 24 |
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@jef Like a proper mullet, I use 172.28 for business 10.0 for pleasure. But maybe I have that backwards. Wouldn't be the first time.
Always a good time these days to repost this slide from an IBM internal presentation in 1979.
@existentialcomics Worth pointing out that GDPR elaborates on that. People have the right to have automated decision making redone by humans in some cases.
We've all upped our "mask game" in the last half decade or so, but I'm curious, what was the best mask or respirator you wore with any regularity in the very early days of the pandemic, say, before fall 2020?
| Nothing: | 1 |
| Cloth masks: | 7 |
| Dust mask: | 0 |
| Surgical mask: | 3 |
| Kn95 mask: | 4 |
| ffp2/p2/n95 mask: | 4 |
| Half face elastomeric respirator: | 1 |
| Full face elastomeric respirator: | 0 |
| PAPR: | 0 |
| Other: | 0 |
At what age would your being-you-ness have caused someone to burn you for being a witch?
@NanoRaptor Bronze Age, definitely, dark age as well. Maybe middle age, though I am well into that and have yet to be successfully set on fire.
@NanoRaptor Whenever I weighed the same as a duck.
@jamesthomson 160g for an adult pygmy goose, to 650kg for the australian Demon Duck, dromornis.
we're ALL FUCKED!
@NanoRaptor When I came out as trans last year. The yokels around here would definitely burn me at the stake if they found out.
@NanoRaptor Probably about 15 when I started playing in my first punk band and consorting with all sorts of like-minded vermin publicly.
@NanoRaptor Are you implying there's an age in which it would not? Welp, now I need to rethink some things. :)
there's this article about knuth and literate programming and word count with early unix shell tools which is echoing very much my sentiment or the article about "hello here's my awk script and it's 135 times faster than your hadoop cluster" and instead of really taking a deep look "what do you REALLY need" people are always "that never works in a PROFESSIONAL environment" and then you look at established companies and it's all dusty perl (or equivalent) in a dark corner running the business
I would like more
sharpsign
boost for breadth of opinions and timezones please.
Not that I will blindly listen but you could put it out there on the table.
https://screwlisp.small-web.org/
#programming #technology #lispyGopherClimate #lisp
| common lisp conditions and McCLIM: | 23 |
| gopher and lambdaMOO: | 18 |
| symbolic deep learning and good-old-fashioned-ai: | 10 |
| KRF and ontology: | 6 |
Closed
SIX MINUTES LEFT IN POLL ^
Thank-you final five voters whom I am pretty sure all cancelled each other out
@screwlisp that was thrilling!
@prahou Yeah, and I guess it was statistically relatively likely all things being equal that they would cancel each other out like that. I like that the numbers add up to 101 now.
Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."
and then the flippo crashed anyway, this computo disliked what i was doing
but i managed on uefi on another pc so it's actually not useless (cept for how it is)
poorly translated multi language signs like these are so charming and human. laughed whenever i saw them as a kid in a country-hopping family, appreciate them even more now that im older
@detondev This better not be for a slaughterhouse. x_x
@glennseto it’s probably a petting zoo or art display of some kind, as the wording is in fact oddly whimsical
Removing physical buttons from hardware was one of the worst product design decisions in history and everyone involved should be publicly shamed.
who the fuck is peer and why are they resetting this one's connection
@sophie it’s one of the members of the House of Lords. Resetting peasants’ connections is one of their ancient privileges
I'm curious about the relationship between smoking/vaping, and wearing respirators.
So, do or did you regularly wear a mask or respirator to prevent virus spread, and do you smoke or vape?
Chewing tobacco is not considered smoking or vaping for the purposes of this poll (unless you also smoke and or vape, of course)
| I wear respirators and smoke/vape: | 1 |
| I wear respirators and do not smoke or vape: | 4 |
| I don't wear respirators and smoke/vape: | 0 |
| I don't wear respirators and do not smoke/vape: | 0 |
| I used to wear respirators when I still worried about Covid19, but don't any more and smoke/vape: | 1 |
| I used to wear respirators when I still worried about covid19, but don't any more and do not smoke/vape,: | 1 |
| I wore respirators only when required by law and smoke/vape: | 0 |
| I wore respirators only when required by law and do not smoke/vape: | 0 |
| Other: | 0 |
What is a computer?
A miserable little pile of circuits.
@prahou
Hmm, they *do* steal men's souls, and make them their slaves 🤔
When someone says „Scientists do not want you to know“ you can dismiss everything from there on. Scientists want you to know. They are desperate that you know. They can’t shut up about what they found out and want you to know.
chat, i’ve installed lazyvim and now i can’t stop using it, it’s so good, what do i do, send help
@max it’s fast, it configures all the LSPs for all the languages (or rather the two that i’ve tried), it’s got reasonable keybinds, it’s fast, it runs in a terminal over ssh, did i mention it was fast?
Yop
mystified by how the very long wikiquotes page for Spinoza is 10% quotes from the works of Spinoza and 90% quotes of modern authors mentioning Spinoza in passing
one of those quotes is "Spinoza is a thinker far more famous than known."
honestly it might just be that he has a really cool-sounding name compared to most philosophers. Spinnnnnnnnozaaa
@0xabad1dea this is also the reason zizek is popular
You know what UI/UX option I'd like "put that fucking window back to where it was before it was accidently dragged"
Happy #Marchintosh to those who celebrate.
@csilverman I saw this amazing photograph from the recent NYC blizzard and immediately thought of you. Seems like a real life image of one of your pieces. Just wanted to share.
Credit: Dave Krugman https://www.instagram.com/p/DVTfVNKDksv/
@gedeonm This is beautiful. I love this—I can see exactly how it would look as a Notes piece, too. It's got me thinking now.
Thanks for thinking of me.
So, a mystery: I know someone who claims to have seen Mr Macintosh, even though he was supposedly never actually implemented.
This was maybe 2000 or so. My dad's lab assistant had been working on one of the Macs when he said that a small cartoon man abruptly appeared on the screen, waved at him, and then vanished.
It sounded exactly like how Jobs described Mr Macintosh. But the original Mac people never added him, and I've never heard any evidence that Mr Mac was hidden anywhere else, either.
The lab assistant didn't have any reason to make this up, either. He was a very straight-laced guy who didn't know anything about Apple lore and wouldn't have been aware of stuff like Mr Macintosh. He thought one of the students was playing a prank on him.
So maybe someone out there actually did put Andy Hertzfeld's MrMacHook to good use in an extension or something. If anyone has any ideas what the lab guy might have seen, I would love to know.
@csilverman Could it have been a Microsoft Office Assistant?
@yildo I'm pretty sure he would have recognized those. But you reminded me of a new possibility—that he accidentally invoked PlainTalk and brought up one of the PlainTalk avatars: https://www.reddit.com/r/VintageApple/comments/1514st0/anyone_else_remember_the_classic_plaintalk/
I don't remember where on the screen this appeared. I thought it was in one of the menus, like Mr Macintosh was supposed to do, but maybe it was a window…?
Also, did the PlainTalk characters vanish if you didn't interact with them? It's been 30 years, so I don't recall exactly how they worked.
@csilverman Never heard of this being implemented as a Mac extension, but there is now a JS version for the browser: https://github.com/corrinely/mr-macintosh
@_the_cloud ha! Of course someone did a browser extension for this—nice. I didn't even think to check.
@csilverman this is beautiful! the story of mr macintosh makes me wish Apple kept that sort of whimsy
@decryption God, I know. That was the main reason I loved the Mac, and Apple, so much as a kid: they had a quirky sense of humor, whether it was weird easter eggs or official product design.
Someone—I believe Mitch Kapor—said, back in the 80s, that “The IBM PC is a machine you can respect. The Macintosh is a machine you can love.”
And I think that's changed. I respect the Mac nowadays (at least the hardware side of it; software's a different story) but it's not a machine I can *love* anymore.
Ah yes, the forgotten ELP speed of VHS video cassette recording.
@vwestlife Thanks for the image descriptions. Really helps as a Blind dude. PS: love your videos and posts.
@vwestlife Maybe you can explain to me why, when I once had a VCR that could record all three speeds, SP and SLP recorded okay, but LP produced absolute horseshit quality.
@chris Was it a JVC? They only reluctantly supported LP speed, because it was Panasonic's invention, done without JVC's prior approval (them being the inventor of VHS, with Panasonic being a licensee of it).
@vwestlife @chris If it could record all three speeds, it wasn't a JVC. As you said, they never properly supported that speed - playback only, and no special effects.
LP was this weird useless speed, even on Panasonic models. It gave slightly less noise than SLP, but that's it. Special effects were a middle-ground between SP and SLP on 2-head models (SP being the worst), and just as bad on 4-head models (which had head gap widths to match SP and SLP, but not LP).
And I know that's a low-res scan, but it really does look like someone mis-transcribed the table, probably from handwritten notes, with Beta I's recording time printed as "t.7" and VHS SP's speed as "1.3t", and the magazine's editor didn't catch it.
@vwestlife I always thought L-830 tapes came out around the same time as T-160 tapes. But this chart shows 5 hours on BIII speed (which you get on an L-830), but only 6 hours on SLP (on a T-120).
Now that I'm looking into it, Panasonic didn't appear to advertise 8 hour recording capability until their 1982 models, and JVC didn't until their 1983 lineup. Whereas with Beta, I've seen 5 hour recording advertised as early as 1979.
@probnot This December 1979 article mentions the new 5-hour Beta cassette, but says a 9-hour VHS tape "is in the works and should be available soon": https://books.google.com/books?id=EydJAAAAIBAJ&lpg=PA6&pg=PA6#v=onepage&q&f=false
capitalists: "without a profit motive, nobody would do anything. society would collapse."
my friends & acquaintances: "I implemented a SPARC emulator in pure CSS"
pov: you wake up to receive a package with a vacuum chamber and discover that the vendor is a crackhead and a menace to society
this is a vacuum chamber. the power supply that comes with it has a type-C connector and it puts 12V on Vbus unconditionally. the pump works off both 5V and 12V, so it can pull vacuum off a normal type-C power supply. but the solenoid release valve (that lets you open the chamber once you're done) requires their illegal type-C-shaped power supply. also, not only does the chamber not support PD negotiation, it does not even have a CC pulldown.
to add insult to injury, it's using a NEMA 1-15P plug.
"If confidence was torque, he'd have no drivetrain left."
"He fixes his car like he writes his code. By the way if he offers you a lift, say no."
snac allow a special subset of Markdown, that includes emphasized, strong, monospaced, Line breaks are respected and output as you write them.
Prepending a greater-than symbol in a line makes it a quote:
This is quoted textIt also allows preformatted text using three backquotes in a single line:All angle-prepended lines are grouped in the same blockquote
/* this is preformatted text */struct node {
struct node *prev;
struct node *next;
};
Links can also be written in standard Markdown style.
Some emojis: 😆 ❤️ 🍺 🤷 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Image URLs written in standard Markdown style for images are converted to ActivityPub attachments.
Three minus symbols in a line make a separator:
These acrobatics are better documented in the snac(5) man page.
@grunfink thank you for maintaining the manpages in addition to snac itself. i love documented software!
One thing we know about the mass tech layoffs attributed to "AI" is that they follow a trend of mass tech layoffs that firms were formerly forced to admit were the result of their businesses contracting sharply after the lockdowns ended, when users didn't need nearly so many cloud services. By blaming the continuing layoffs on "AI," companies whose business continues to contract can tell investors that they are on the bleeding edge, not the contracting tail.
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@pluralistic
No company has announced “thanks to AI, we have the same number of employees, but we have launched zillions of new services and are growing our product lines because of all the time our people get to spend innovating.”
I don’t know why that is.
Business idea that I’m working on:
Home appliances that are as analog as possible while being efficient.
My washing machine doesn’t need wi-fi.
My stove doesn’t require a subscription.
My fridge doesn’t need to have a screen shoving ads in my face.
And all of them should be trivially repairable.
I know there are enough people who have guns pointed at their printers in case the printer develops an attitude; I’m certain there are people who would go for this.
@Aphrodite @patterfloof Closest my washing machine gets is diagnosing tones.
You put it into diag mode, load the LG app on a smart phone, the phone listens to the tones and tells you the issue. The machine itself has no other connectivity than audio.
Even so, I don’t want to need a thrice damned app to figure out that the water softener salt levels are low or the drain filter is full.
@Aphrodite @patterfloof Mine can't tell you any of that, as it doesn't have any of those things
The diagnostics are more: "Door lock not responding". Or "Motor unable to rotate drum"
What if I could convince you that taking the same time to explain detailed requirements and carefully validate results with a junior colleague instead of a chatbot would not only give you two people who understood the code instead of zero, but if you do it a few times in a row you eventually get a senior colleague out of the deal for free.
pentagrams per password
RE: https://scholar.social/@gedankenstuecke/116140098318631474
«Technology culture used to celebrate technical competence. Not as gatekeeping, not as elitism — as genuine, infectious enthusiasm for understanding how systems worked. The BBS scene in the eighties ran on self-taught systems operators who understood their hardware and their network protocols well enough to build infrastructure that had never existed before. The early web had a “view source” ethos: you saw something interesting, you looked at how it was built, you learned from it, you made something of your own. This was the entire pedagogical model of the early web and it worked extraordinarily well.»
«This is not about purity. Nobody is asking you to reject every managed service on principle or run Gentoo on everything. It’s about maintaining enough technical competence that you are a participant in the systems you depend on rather than a permanent subject of them. It’s about being able to make informed choices instead of having choices made for you by systems optimized for someone else’s revenue»
The Slow Death of the Power User — fireborn
https://fireborn.mataroa.blog/blog/the-slow-death-of-the-power-user/
be sure to download the epic czech translation too! https://codeberg.org/grunfink/snac2/raw/branch/master/po/cs.po
i may put it on something else eventually. or put other services on the computer.
Grendel sees with many eyes.
inspired by this fucking thing https://www.ucl.ac.uk/museums-collections/grant-museum-zoology/highlights/jar-moles
i love it
The modern mind is not able to comprehend how the Roman Empire was able to administer an territory all the way from Egypt to Hadrian's Wall without making use of Jira Sprint Planning.
Clearly, they were able to conquer all that territory because they didn't have to use Jira at all.
Wouldn't be nice to use all that time currently spent on Jira to make something productive?
@existentialcomics Ticket IVCMLXXIII is blocked. We won't be able to do anything about the Visigoths.
I have an old mac mini intel box that I can wipe and do whatevs with.
What can I do with it that is in line with #permacomputing / #neighborhoodfirst / #solarpunk
My skillset for coding/dev is firmly in the “your worst cowboy QA engineer nightmare” but I am willing to learn to do things better.
Current aspirations would be to set up one of those digital prepper systems that could provide weather, agriculture, knowledge system/archive.
Thoughts? pointers? and even “learn to set up a linux server at tutorial N” etc is welcome.