ManMachine

@max@manmachine.me

Professional computer toucher.
Amateur photographer and musician.
Autistic.
webhttps://manmachine.me/

[?]ozzi » 🌐
@ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz

test

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[?]ozzi » 🔓
@ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz

@ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz
I can upload images, nginx was misconfigured :D

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    [?]ManMachine » 🔓
    @max@manmachine.me

    @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz nginx is a peculiar kind of magicks

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      [?]ozzi » 🔓
      @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz

      it's fairly low hassle, but sometimes it bites

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        [?]ManMachine » 🔓
        @max@manmachine.me

        @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz for me it’s squarely either “ah yes I get it this goes there and works like that” or “oh what the absolute ****”

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          [?]ozzi » 🔓
          @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz

          @max@manmachine.me
          for me it's so far "oh yea here's an example snac config" and "oh yea certbot does the https stuff for me" with one "yep it goes there and works like that" for the upload size; also "why the fuck am i not told the defaults"

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            [?]ozzi » 🔓
            @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz

            @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz
            so kinda a typical day in unixland
            @max@manmachine.me

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              [?]ManMachine » 🔓
              @max@manmachine.me

              @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz oh yeah, a familiar feeling

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                [?]ozzi » 🔓
                @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz

                @max@manmachine.me
                it is nothing i have not encountered

                learning, they call it

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                  [?]ManMachine » 🔓
                  @max@manmachine.me

                  @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz verily; I won’t say I don’t like it

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                    [?]Tom Morris » 🌐
                    @tommorris@mastodon.social

                    Removing physical buttons from hardware was one of the worst product design decisions in history and everyone involved should be publicly shamed.

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                    [?]VGA golden hour » 🤖 🌐
                    @vga_gradients@mastodon.social

                    seed: 2026-03-04T05:45:08.340526
size: 64 x 64
shape: GS_CIRCULAR center=(0.7444, 0.7729)
color pick method: COL_AUTHORED_PALETTE (cga_mode4_1_lo)
blends:
(0, 0, 0) -> (170, 0, 0), 0.3614
(170, 0, 0) -> (170, 0, 0), 0.4366
(170, 0, 0) -> (170, 0, 0), 0.2020
dither: DT_PATTERN (map: 8x8_dpaint2e)
flags: ALL_CONTINUOUS

                    Alt...seed: 2026-03-04T05:45:08.340526 size: 64 x 64 shape: GS_CIRCULAR center=(0.7444, 0.7729) color pick method: COL_AUTHORED_PALETTE (cga_mode4_1_lo) blends: (0, 0, 0) -> (170, 0, 0), 0.3614 (170, 0, 0) -> (170, 0, 0), 0.4366 (170, 0, 0) -> (170, 0, 0), 0.2020 dither: DT_PATTERN (map: 8x8_dpaint2e) flags: ALL_CONTINUOUS

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                    [?]Njord » 🌐
                    @Njord@zeroes.ca

                    I'm curious about the relationship between smoking/vaping, and wearing respirators.

                    So, do or did you regularly wear a mask or respirator to prevent virus spread, and do you smoke or vape?

                    Chewing tobacco is not considered smoking or vaping for the purposes of this poll (unless you also smoke and or vape, of course)

                    I wear respirators and smoke/vape:1
                    I wear respirators and do not smoke or vape:4
                    I don't wear respirators and smoke/vape:0
                    I don't wear respirators and do not smoke/vape:0
                    I used to wear respirators when I still worried about Covid19, but don't any more and smoke/vape:1
                    I used to wear respirators when I still worried about covid19, but don't any more and do not smoke/vape,:1
                    I wore respirators only when required by law and smoke/vape:0
                    I wore respirators only when required by law and do not smoke/vape:0
                    Other:0
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                    [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                    @prahou@merveilles.town

                    What is a computer?
                    A miserable little pile of circuits.

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                    [?]David W. Jones » 🌐
                    @dancingtreefrog@mastodon.social

                    @prahou People that perform mathematical calculations for scientists and engineers?

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                      [?]Tomáš » 🔓
                      @prahou@merveilles.town

                      @dancingtreefrog that or time travel specialists in Asimov's End of Eternity!

                        [?]hades » 🌐
                        @hades@social.lol

                        chat, i’ve installed lazyvim and now i can’t stop using it, it’s so good, what do i do, send help

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                        [?]ManMachine » 🌐
                        @max@manmachine.me

                        @hades@social.lol what’d it do?

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                          [?]hades » 🌐
                          @hades@social.lol

                          @max it’s fast, it configures all the LSPs for all the languages (or rather the two that i’ve tried), it’s got reasonable keybinds, it’s fast, it runs in a terminal over ssh, did i mention it was fast?

                            [?]Kiwa "meow" Tiger » 🌐
                            @kiwa@tiggi.es

                            Yop

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                            [?]ManMachine » 🌐
                            @max@manmachine.me

                            C Y B E R K I W A

                              [?]Kiwa "meow" Tiger » 🌐
                              @kiwa@tiggi.es

                              oh and it's the full pic lol so you can see the matrix screensaver, enjoy the non instagram version then lol

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                              [?]ManMachine » 🌐
                              @max@manmachine.me

                              @thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io that’s not a stereo system anymore, it’s also a holy shrine

                                [?]MastoBlaster - Official Account » 🌐
                                @mastoblaster@mastoblaster.app

                                Build 78 is out:

                                • Build 77 should have fixed the markdown rendering issues
                                • Build 78 should have fixed the GoToSocial char limit issue
                                Please test. There are some random crashes when something "weird" appears in the timeline, but I haven't been able to reproduce it, yet.


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                                  [?]ManMachine » 🌐
                                  @max@manmachine.me

                                  @mastoblaster@mastoblaster.app hi! a post with an mp3 attachment fails as if the attachment was an image, I’m not sure if you got my previous report on that (or should I do it via TestFlight itself?)

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                                    [?]MastoBlaster - Official Account » 🌐
                                    @mastoblaster@mastoblaster.app

                                    @max@manmachine.me hi! Yes, I haven’t considered the mp3 option - I’ll work on it, it’s in the todo list 🙂

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                                      [?]ManMachine » 🌐
                                      @max@manmachine.me

                                      @mastoblaster@mastoblaster.app thanks, much appreciated!

                                        [?]abadidea [she/her] » 🌐
                                        @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

                                        mystified by how the very long wikiquotes page for Spinoza is 10% quotes from the works of Spinoza and 90% quotes of modern authors mentioning Spinoza in passing

                                        one of those quotes is "Spinoza is a thinker far more famous than known."

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                                        [?]abadidea [she/her] » 🌐
                                        @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

                                        honestly it might just be that he has a really cool-sounding name compared to most philosophers. Spinnnnnnnnozaaa

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                                        [?]halcy​ :icosahedron: [He/Him] » 🌐
                                        @halcy@icosahedron.website

                                        @0xabad1dea this is also the reason zizek is popular

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                                          [?]Ratsnake [she/her, i guess] » 🌐
                                          @ratsnakegames@mastodon.social

                                          @halcy @0xabad1dea both Spinoza and Zizek sound like good Pokémon names

                                            [?]Babberbupts 🦆 » 🌐
                                            @batterpunts@mastodon.social

                                            @0xabad1dea altijd verward met spinazie

                                              [?]archiloque » 🌐
                                              @archiloque@felin.social

                                              @0xabad1dea I think Dutch philosophers were very good at PR

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                                                [?]abadidea [she/her] » 🌐
                                                @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

                                                @archiloque good news for my upcoming new religion, my inburgering is almost complete

                                                  [?]Chris Silverman 🌻 [he/html] » 🌐
                                                  @csilverman@mastodon.social

                                                  Happy to those who celebrate.

                                                  folklore.org/Mister_Macintosh.

                                                  A simple line drawing of a person with a large body and a small head. The person is wearing a hat with a brim. Their head is the blue Mac OS logo: the classic one that looks like a smiling face logo divided into two blue halves. They are carrying a suitcase with an icon of a small compact Mac on it. On the front of their shirt is a minimalist, colorful painting of a compact Mac. For the most part, though, the composition is a canvas-colored tan. This, as some might recognize, is Mr Macintosh, a drawing initially commissioned by Steve Jobs from the Belgian artist Jean-Michel Folon. He wasn't carrying a System suitcase in the original version, though. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".

                                                  Alt...A simple line drawing of a person with a large body and a small head. The person is wearing a hat with a brim. Their head is the blue Mac OS logo: the classic one that looks like a smiling face logo divided into two blue halves. They are carrying a suitcase with an icon of a small compact Mac on it. On the front of their shirt is a minimalist, colorful painting of a compact Mac. For the most part, though, the composition is a canvas-colored tan. This, as some might recognize, is Mr Macintosh, a drawing initially commissioned by Steve Jobs from the Belgian artist Jean-Michel Folon. He wasn't carrying a System suitcase in the original version, though. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".

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                                                    [?]Ged Maheux » 🌐
                                                    @gedeonm@mastodon.social

                                                    @csilverman I saw this amazing photograph from the recent NYC blizzard and immediately thought of you. Seems like a real life image of one of your pieces. Just wanted to share.

                                                    Credit: Dave Krugman instagram.com/p/DVTfVNKDksv/

                                                    Photograph of a cold and snow covered crosswalk symbol in the darkness. The snow covers up the lit figure of a man walking within the sign, creating a ghostly, illuminated silhouette.

                                                    Alt...Photograph of a cold and snow covered crosswalk symbol in the darkness. The snow covers up the lit figure of a man walking within the sign, creating a ghostly, illuminated silhouette.

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                                                      [?]Chris Silverman 🌻 [he/html] » 🌐
                                                      @csilverman@mastodon.social

                                                      @gedeonm This is beautiful. I love this—I can see exactly how it would look as a Notes piece, too. It's got me thinking now.

                                                      Thanks for thinking of me.

                                                        [?]Chris Silverman 🌻 [he/html] » 🌐
                                                        @csilverman@mastodon.social

                                                        So, a mystery: I know someone who claims to have seen Mr Macintosh, even though he was supposedly never actually implemented.

                                                        This was maybe 2000 or so. My dad's lab assistant had been working on one of the Macs when he said that a small cartoon man abruptly appeared on the screen, waved at him, and then vanished.

                                                        It sounded exactly like how Jobs described Mr Macintosh. But the original Mac people never added him, and I've never heard any evidence that Mr Mac was hidden anywhere else, either.

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                                                        [?]Chris Silverman 🌻 [he/html] » 🌐
                                                        @csilverman@mastodon.social

                                                        The lab assistant didn't have any reason to make this up, either. He was a very straight-laced guy who didn't know anything about Apple lore and wouldn't have been aware of stuff like Mr Macintosh. He thought one of the students was playing a prank on him.

                                                        So maybe someone out there actually did put Andy Hertzfeld's MrMacHook to good use in an extension or something. If anyone has any ideas what the lab guy might have seen, I would love to know.

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                                                        [?]Leo (he/him) 🇺🇦 » 🌐
                                                        @yildo@cosocial.ca

                                                        @csilverman Could it have been a Microsoft Office Assistant?

                                                        Office 98 for Mac animated assistants

                                                        Alt...Office 98 for Mac animated assistants

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                                                          [?]Chris Silverman 🌻 [he/html] » 🌐
                                                          @csilverman@mastodon.social

                                                          @yildo I'm pretty sure he would have recognized those. But you reminded me of a new possibility—that he accidentally invoked PlainTalk and brought up one of the PlainTalk avatars: reddit.com/r/VintageApple/comm

                                                          I don't remember where on the screen this appeared. I thought it was in one of the menus, like Mr Macintosh was supposed to do, but maybe it was a window…?

                                                          Also, did the PlainTalk characters vanish if you didn't interact with them? It's been 30 years, so I don't recall exactly how they worked.

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                                                            [?]Isocat [He/Him/His] » 🔓
                                                            @isocat@tiggi.es

                                                            @csilverman Thiz the first I've ever heard of Mr. Macintosh!

                                                              [?]Ken McLeod » 🌐
                                                              @_the_cloud@mastodon.social

                                                              @csilverman Never heard of this being implemented as a Mac extension, but there is now a JS version for the browser: github.com/corrinely/mr-macint

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                                                                [?]Chris Silverman 🌻 [he/html] » 🌐
                                                                @csilverman@mastodon.social

                                                                @_the_cloud ha! Of course someone did a browser extension for this—nice. I didn't even think to check.

                                                                  [?]Andrew Harvey » 🌐
                                                                  @andrewharvey@hachyderm.io

                                                                  @csilverman It wasn't the guy from Macintosh Basics was it? youtube.com/watch?v=3ScS4OYDfHE

                                                                  Gosh this takes me back to 1994, on our family's LCII, potentially before I could read.

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                                                                    [?]Chris Silverman 🌻 [he/html] » 🌐
                                                                    @csilverman@mastodon.social

                                                                    @andrewharvey heh yeah, I think I binged the entire thing in an hour or two hours or whatever it was. That's a face I'll never forget.

                                                                    But no, it wouldn't have been Mac Basics Guy. The way the lab assistant described it, the appearance of this character was completely unexpected, and it disappeared very quickly; it wasn't obviously related to anything he was doing at the time.

                                                                      [?]decryption » 🌐
                                                                      @decryption@aus.social

                                                                      @csilverman this is beautiful! the story of mr macintosh makes me wish Apple kept that sort of whimsy

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                                                                        [?]Chris Silverman 🌻 [he/html] » 🌐
                                                                        @csilverman@mastodon.social

                                                                        @decryption God, I know. That was the main reason I loved the Mac, and Apple, so much as a kid: they had a quirky sense of humor, whether it was weird easter eggs or official product design.

                                                                        Someone—I believe Mitch Kapor—said, back in the 80s, that “The IBM PC is a machine you can respect. The Macintosh is a machine you can love.”

                                                                        And I think that's changed. I respect the Mac nowadays (at least the hardware side of it; software's a different story) but it's not a machine I can *love* anymore.

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                                                                          [?]decryption » 🌐
                                                                          @decryption@aus.social

                                                                          @csilverman 100% agree, maybe when Tim Cook retires there can be a Mac renaissance

                                                                            [?]su_liam » 🌐
                                                                            @su_liam@mas.to

                                                                            @csilverman I love my Mac. I mostly like my iPhone. I hate Apple.

                                                                              [?]Geekman » 🌐
                                                                              @Geekman@mastodon.social

                                                                              @csilverman But where's his little dog(cow)?

                                                                                [?]VWestlife » 🌐
                                                                                @vwestlife@mastodon.social

                                                                                Ah yes, the forgotten ELP speed of VHS video cassette recording.

                                                                                Table from a 1982 magazine showing the different tape speeds of Beta and VHS video cassettes, including VHS's EP speed (a.k.a.) misprinted as "ELP".

                                                                                Alt...Table from a 1982 magazine showing the different tape speeds of Beta and VHS video cassettes, including VHS's EP speed (a.k.a.) misprinted as "ELP".

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                                                                                [?]Noah Tobias Carver 👨🏼‍🦯🇺🇦 [He/Him] » 🌐
                                                                                @NoahCarver@caneandable.social

                                                                                @vwestlife Thanks for the image descriptions. Really helps as a Blind dude. PS: love your videos and posts.

                                                                                  [?]Christopher Snowhill [he/him (they/them okay)] » 🌐
                                                                                  @chris@social.losno.co

                                                                                  @vwestlife Maybe you can explain to me why, when I once had a VCR that could record all three speeds, SP and SLP recorded okay, but LP produced absolute horseshit quality.

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                                                                                    [?]VWestlife » 🌐
                                                                                    @vwestlife@mastodon.social

                                                                                    @chris Was it a JVC? They only reluctantly supported LP speed, because it was Panasonic's invention, done without JVC's prior approval (them being the inventor of VHS, with Panasonic being a licensee of it).

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                                                                                      [?]probnot » 🌐
                                                                                      @probnot@mastodon.social

                                                                                      @vwestlife @chris If it could record all three speeds, it wasn't a JVC. As you said, they never properly supported that speed - playback only, and no special effects.

                                                                                      LP was this weird useless speed, even on Panasonic models. It gave slightly less noise than SLP, but that's it. Special effects were a middle-ground between SP and SLP on 2-head models (SP being the worst), and just as bad on 4-head models (which had head gap widths to match SP and SLP, but not LP).

                                                                                        [?]Millennium [she/they] » 🌐
                                                                                        @milliesquilly@gamedev.lgbt

                                                                                        @vwestlife It's perfect for taping Emerson Lake and Palmer concerts

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                                                                                          [?]ManMachine » 🌐
                                                                                          @max@manmachine.me

                                                                                          A Fanfare For A Common Tape

                                                                                            [?]VWestlife » 🌐
                                                                                            @vwestlife@mastodon.social

                                                                                            And I know that's a low-res scan, but it really does look like someone mis-transcribed the table, probably from handwritten notes, with Beta I's recording time printed as "t.7" and VHS SP's speed as "1.3t", and the magazine's editor didn't catch it.

                                                                                            [?]probnot » 🌐
                                                                                            @probnot@mastodon.social

                                                                                            @vwestlife I always thought L-830 tapes came out around the same time as T-160 tapes. But this chart shows 5 hours on BIII speed (which you get on an L-830), but only 6 hours on SLP (on a T-120).

                                                                                            Now that I'm looking into it, Panasonic didn't appear to advertise 8 hour recording capability until their 1982 models, and JVC didn't until their 1983 lineup. Whereas with Beta, I've seen 5 hour recording advertised as early as 1979.

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                                                                                              [?]VWestlife » 🌐
                                                                                              @vwestlife@mastodon.social

                                                                                              @probnot This December 1979 article mentions the new 5-hour Beta cassette, but says a 9-hour VHS tape "is in the works and should be available soon": books.google.com/books?id=EydJ

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                                                                                                [?]probnot » 🌐
                                                                                                @probnot@mastodon.social

                                                                                                @vwestlife The T-180 (9 hour on SLP) cassette does exist, but it's pretty uncommon.

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                                                                                                  [?]✰ Alice D. ✰ [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                  @AmyZenunim@unstable.systems

                                                                                                  capitalists: "without a profit motive, nobody would do anything. society would collapse."

                                                                                                  my friends & acquaintances: "I implemented a SPARC emulator in pure CSS"

                                                                                                  [?]✧✦Catherine✦✧ » 🌐
                                                                                                  @whitequark@social.treehouse.systems

                                                                                                  pov: you wake up to receive a package with a vacuum chamber and discover that the vendor is a crackhead and a menace to society

                                                                                                  this is a vacuum chamber. the power supply that comes with it has a type-C connector and it puts 12V on Vbus unconditionally. the pump works off both 5V and 12V, so it can pull vacuum off a normal type-C power supply. but the solenoid release valve (that lets you open the chamber once you're done) requires their illegal type-C-shaped power supply. also, not only does the chamber not support PD negotiation, it does not even have a CC pulldown.

                                                                                                  to add insult to injury, it's using a NEMA 1-15P plug.

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                                                                                                  [?]Phil M0OFX » 🌐
                                                                                                  @philpem@digipres.club

                                                                                                  "If confidence was torque, he'd have no drivetrain left."

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                                                                                                  [?]Phil M0OFX » 🌐
                                                                                                  @philpem@digipres.club

                                                                                                  "He fixes his car like he writes his code. By the way if he offers you a lift, say no."

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                                                                                                  [?]The Real Grunfink » 🌐
                                                                                                  @grunfink@comam.es

                                                                                                  Your snac posts can be fancy

                                                                                                  Messages in snac allow a special subset of Markdown, that includes emphasized, strong, monospaced, strikethrough and underlined styles by surrounding text with one asterisk, two asterisks, backquotes, two tildes and two underlines, respectively.

                                                                                                  Line breaks are respected and output as you write them.


                                                                                                  Prepending a greater-than symbol in a line makes it a quote:

                                                                                                  This is quoted text

                                                                                                  All angle-prepended lines are grouped in the same blockquote

                                                                                                  It also allows preformatted text using three backquotes in a single line:

                                                                                                    /* this is preformatted text */

                                                                                                  struct node {
                                                                                                  struct node *prev;
                                                                                                  struct node *next;
                                                                                                  };

                                                                                                  • One level bullet lists
                                                                                                  • are also supported,
                                                                                                  • by starting a line with a hyphen or asterisk followed by a space.
                                                                                                  URLs like https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page are made clickable.

                                                                                                  Links can also be written in standard Markdown style.

                                                                                                  Some emojis: 😆 ❤️ 🍺 🤷 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

                                                                                                  Image URLs written in standard Markdown style for images are converted to ActivityPub attachments.

                                                                                                  Three minus symbols in a line make a separator:



                                                                                                  Headings can be defined using one, two, or three hash symbols in the beginning of a line, followed by a blank:

                                                                                                  header level 1

                                                                                                  header level 2

                                                                                                  header level 3

                                                                                                  But please take note that every ActivityPub implementation out there have its own rules for filtering out these formatting styles, so you can only guess what other people will really see.

                                                                                                  These acrobatics are better documented in the snac(5) man page.

                                                                                                  WHAT IS THIS SNAC THING?

                                                                                                  susie, snac's girl

                                                                                                  Alt...susie, snac's girl

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                                                                                                  [?]David » 🌐
                                                                                                  @Zdavidb@mastodon.online

                                                                                                  @grunfink @mastoblaster
                                                                                                  Some of this snac post renders nicely in but not all

                                                                                                  A bright, high-key portrait of a document and a screenshot is centered in the frame, with the text "Thread, The Real Grunfink, @grunfink@comam.es" prominently displayed. The dominant white lighting creates a clean, professional atmosphere, emphasizing the clarity and focus of the scene.

                                                                                                  Alt...A bright, high-key portrait of a document and a screenshot is centered in the frame, with the text "Thread, The Real Grunfink, @grunfink@comam.es" prominently displayed. The dominant white lighting creates a clean, professional atmosphere, emphasizing the clarity and focus of the scene.

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                                                                                                    [?]MastoBlaster - Official Account » 🌐
                                                                                                    @mastoblaster@mastoblaster.app

                                                                                                    @Zdavidb@mastodon.online @grunfink@comam.es true. That post is perfect as I’ll use it to remove those rendering problems. Thank you!

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                                                                                                      [?]David » 🌐
                                                                                                      @Zdavidb@mastodon.online

                                                                                                      @mastoblaster
                                                                                                      Build 77 looks to have sorted the formatting 😀
                                                                                                      Thanks.

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                                                                                                        [?]MastoBlaster - Official Account » 🔓
                                                                                                        @mastoblaster@mastoblaster.app

                                                                                                        Yes, it should be ok now 🙂

                                                                                                          [?]jn (big endian energy) » 🔓
                                                                                                          @jn@boopsnoot.de

                                                                                                          @grunfink thank you for maintaining the manpages in addition to snac itself. i love documented software!

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                                                                                                            [?]The Real Grunfink » 🔓
                                                                                                            @grunfink@comam.es

                                                                                                            Software without documentation is not software, it's a hack.

                                                                                                            You're welcome!

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                                                                                                              [?]Alexandre Oliva » 🔓
                                                                                                              @lxo@snac.lx.oliva.nom.br

                                                                                                              fortunately, it doesn't cease to be a (great) hack by being (awesomely) documented 🙂

                                                                                                              CC: @jn@boopsnoot.de

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                                                                                                                [?]Aphrodite (recharging) » 🌐
                                                                                                                @Aphrodite@chaos.social

                                                                                                                Business idea that I’m working on:

                                                                                                                Home appliances that are as analog as possible while being efficient.

                                                                                                                My washing machine doesn’t need wi-fi.

                                                                                                                My stove doesn’t require a subscription.

                                                                                                                My fridge doesn’t need to have a screen shoving ads in my face.

                                                                                                                And all of them should be trivially repairable.

                                                                                                                I know there are enough people who have guns pointed at their printers in case the printer develops an attitude; I’m certain there are people who would go for this.

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                                                                                                                [?]Chloé Raccoon » 🌐
                                                                                                                @chloeraccoon@mastodonapp.uk

                                                                                                                @Aphrodite @patterfloof Closest my washing machine gets is diagnosing tones.
                                                                                                                You put it into diag mode, load the LG app on a smart phone, the phone listens to the tones and tells you the issue. The machine itself has no other connectivity than audio.

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                                                                                                                  [?]Aphrodite (recharging) » 🌐
                                                                                                                  @Aphrodite@chaos.social

                                                                                                                  @chloeraccoon @patterfloof

                                                                                                                  Even so, I don’t want to need a thrice damned app to figure out that the water softener salt levels are low or the drain filter is full.

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                                                                                                                    [?]Chloé Raccoon » 🌐
                                                                                                                    @chloeraccoon@mastodonapp.uk

                                                                                                                    @Aphrodite @patterfloof Mine can't tell you any of that, as it doesn't have any of those things

                                                                                                                    The diagnostics are more: "Door lock not responding". Or "Motor unable to rotate drum"

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                                                                                                                      [?]ManMachine » 🌐
                                                                                                                      @max@manmachine.me

                                                                                                                      I adore my coffee machine and rice cooker for being exactly that; not only they don't need any wi-fi, they don't contain any microchips whatsoever, the most intelligent thing in them are some bimetallic strips and clicky switches.

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                                                                                                                        [?]mhoye » 🌐
                                                                                                                        @mhoye@cosocial.ca

                                                                                                                        What if I could convince you that taking the same time to explain detailed requirements and carefully validate results with a junior colleague instead of a chatbot would not only give you two people who understood the code instead of zero, but if you do it a few times in a row you eventually get a senior colleague out of the deal for free.

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                                                                                                                        [?]Eugene :freebsd: :emacslogo: [he/him] » 🌐
                                                                                                                        @evgandr@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                                                                                                                        RE: scholar.social/@gedankenstueck

                                                                                                                        «Technology culture used to celebrate technical competence. Not as gatekeeping, not as elitism — as genuine, infectious enthusiasm for understanding how systems worked. The BBS scene in the eighties ran on self-taught systems operators who understood their hardware and their network protocols well enough to build infrastructure that had never existed before. The early web had a “view source” ethos: you saw something interesting, you looked at how it was built, you learned from it, you made something of your own. This was the entire pedagogical model of the early web and it worked extraordinarily well.»

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                                                                                                                        [?]ozzi » 🌐
                                                                                                                        @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz

                                                                                                                        so what do we call posts on here? snacks? crumbs? anything i want cause this is my puter?

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                                                                                                                        [?]pmjv s klapkami na očích » 🌐
                                                                                                                        @pmjv@snac.lab8.cz

                                                                                                                        welcome to snac, ozzi!

                                                                                                                        be sure to download the epic czech translation too! https://codeberg.org/grunfink/snac2/raw/branch/master/po/cs.po

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                                                                                                                          [?]ozzi » 🔓
                                                                                                                          @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz

                                                                                                                          @pmjv@snac.lab8.cz
                                                                                                                          snac is welcome to me. it is in my hallway on a way overkill computer.

                                                                                                                          i may put it on something else eventually. or put other services on the computer.

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                                                                                                                            [?]pmjv s klapkami na očích » 🔓
                                                                                                                            @pmjv@snac.lab8.cz

                                                                                                                            epic domain name too

                                                                                                                            Grendel sees with many eyes.

                                                                                                                            grendel

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                                                                                                                              [?]ozzi » 🔓
                                                                                                                              @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz

                                                                                                                              @pmjv@snac.lab8.cz
                                                                                                                              it was meant to be a music project, but failed to produce music. it is now a selfhosting catch-all.

                                                                                                                              inspired by this fucking thing https://www.ucl.ac.uk/museums-collections/grant-museum-zoology/highlights/jar-moles

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                                                                                                                                [?]pmjv s klapkami na očích » 🔓
                                                                                                                                @pmjv@snac.lab8.cz

                                                                                                                                eww that's disgusting

                                                                                                                                i love it

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                                                                                                                                  [?]ozzi » 🔓
                                                                                                                                  @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz

                                                                                                                                  @pmjv@snac.lab8.cz
                                                                                                                                  it's probably a metaphor

                                                                                                                                  todo: invent what it's metaphor phor

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                                                                                                                                    [?]ManMachine » 🔓
                                                                                                                                    @max@manmachine.me

                                                                                                                                    @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz @pmjv@snac.lab8.cz @pmjv@snac.lab8.cz phor are those guys from Marathon, I remember

                                                                                                                                      [?]ozzi » 🔓
                                                                                                                                      @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz

                                                                                                                                      boostit lol

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                                                                                                                                        [?]pmjv s klapkami na očích » 🔓
                                                                                                                                        @pmjv@snac.lab8.cz

                                                                                                                                        I am very proud of that one

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                                                                                                                                          [?]ozzi » 🔓
                                                                                                                                          @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz

                                                                                                                                          rightfully

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                                                                                                                                            [?]ozzi » 🔓
                                                                                                                                            @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz

                                                                                                                                            "zmínil vás by" je zajímavý tho

                                                                                                                                            @pmjv@snac.lab8.cz

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                                                                                                                                              [?]pmjv s klapkami na očích » 🔓
                                                                                                                                              @pmjv@snac.lab8.cz

                                                                                                                                              bohuzel to je "bug" ve zdroji, zatim to nejde dat pryc

                                                                                                                                              CC: @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz

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                                                                                                                                                [?]ozzi » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz

                                                                                                                                                featurka

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                                                                                                                                                  [?]ozzi » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                  @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz

                                                                                                                                                  @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz
                                                                                                                                                  jak je vůbec malej bug
                                                                                                                                                  bužík
                                                                                                                                                  bužírka
                                                                                                                                                  bůžek
                                                                                                                                                  @pmjv@snac.lab8.cz

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                                                                                                                                                    [?]ozzi » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                    @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz

                                                                                                                                                    ale překlep asi bug ve zdroji neni

                                                                                                                                                    "soukomá zpráva"

                                                                                                                                                    Alt..."soukomá zpráva"

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                                                                                                                                                      [?]Existential Comics » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                      @existentialcomics@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                      The modern mind is not able to comprehend how the Roman Empire was able to administer an territory all the way from Egypt to Hadrian's Wall without making use of Jira Sprint Planning.

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                                                                                                                                                      [?]Curioso 🍉 🇺🇦 (jgg) » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                      @jgg@qoto.org

                                                                                                                                                      @existentialcomics

                                                                                                                                                      Clearly, they were able to conquer all that territory because they didn't have to use Jira at all.

                                                                                                                                                      Wouldn't be nice to use all that time currently spent on Jira to make something productive?

                                                                                                                                                        [?]Matthew Martin » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                        @mistersql@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                        @existentialcomics Ticket IVCMLXXIII is blocked. We won't be able to do anything about the Visigoths.

                                                                                                                                                          [?]Mateusz 🏳️‍🌈 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                          @aemstuz@mastodon.com.pl

                                                                                                                                                          @existentialcomics That’s easy. They just used Kanban

                                                                                                                                                            [?]Aleksandr Yakunichev » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                            @yacodes@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                            @existentialcomics They’ve entrusted the management to Scrumus Agileus.

                                                                                                                                                              [?]Johnny Ryall's Stylist » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                              @eviljarred@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                              @existentialcomics to be fair if I could use the threat of crucifixion against engineers I wouldn’t need sprint planning either.

                                                                                                                                                                [?]gahlord » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                @gahlord@post.lurk.org

                                                                                                                                                                I have an old mac mini intel box that I can wipe and do whatevs with.

                                                                                                                                                                What can I do with it that is in line with / /

                                                                                                                                                                My skillset for coding/dev is firmly in the “your worst cowboy QA engineer nightmare” but I am willing to learn to do things better.

                                                                                                                                                                Current aspirations would be to set up one of those digital prepper systems that could provide weather, agriculture, knowledge system/archive.

                                                                                                                                                                Thoughts? pointers? and even “learn to set up a linux server at tutorial N” etc is welcome.

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                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Mason Loring Bliss [he, him, his] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                  @mason@partychickens.net

                                                                                                                                                                  @gahlord Learning to run email and a Fediverse instance (in that order) would get you into a position to provide signifcant value to a decentralized community. (And throughout that learning, make sure you also build good backup/restore skills.)

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                                                                                                                                                                    [?]sound description » 🤖 💔 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                    @sounddescription@uff.rip

                                                                                                                                                                    [mysterious music intensifies]

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                                                                                                                                                                    [?]I Hope This Email Finds You » 🤖 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                    @thisemailfindsyou@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                    I hope this email finds you interesting as a human being.

                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Limnetic Villains » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                    @limneticvillains@mastodon.online

                                                                                                                                                                    Check my latest album out on Bandcamp, it's in Pre-release there's like 6 tracks you can check out on it right now!

                                                                                                                                                                    limneticvillains.bandcamp.com/

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                                                                                                                                                                    [?]ManMachine » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                    @max@manmachine.me

                                                                                                                                                                    Did a pre-order, but will honour the release date and listen in a month in full, build myself a little intrigue there

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                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Eniko Fox » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                      @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                      meat eating [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                                                                                      do you ever roast a whole chicken

                                                                                                                                                                      yes:61
                                                                                                                                                                      no:55
                                                                                                                                                                      i don't eat chicken:17
                                                                                                                                                                      other / show results:8

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                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Sin Vega » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                      @sinvega@mas.to

                                                                                                                                                                      meat eating [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                                                                                      @eniko used to, very occasionally. Never even tried it (despite cooking since childhood) for most of my life, and was shocked by how easy it was for all the fuss people made

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                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Sin Vega » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                        @sinvega@mas.to

                                                                                                                                                                        meat eating [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                                                                                        @eniko (voted 'yes' fwiw)

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                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Eniko Fox » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                          @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                          meat eating [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                                                                                          @sinvega i've never bothered before but i'm considering it because chicken is weirdly expensive here but a whole chicken is cheap

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                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Sin Vega » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                            @sinvega@mas.to

                                                                                                                                                                            meat eating [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                                                                                            @eniko Assuming your oven is big enough and you have a good dish for it* plus a good sized knife, and you don't mind getting your fingers in there to get all the meat out for maximum value, I'd give it a go. It's really not as much hassle as it sounds

                                                                                                                                                                            *(I dunno the name, but used a deep ceramic baking thing, with some unpeeled veg at the bottom that cooks into the juices, which can be strained into gravy)

                                                                                                                                                                              [?]George B » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                              @gbargoud@masto.nyc

                                                                                                                                                                              meat eating [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                                                                                              @eniko

                                                                                                                                                                              I used to but I pretty much stopped when I realized that our locally grocery store makes better rotisserie chicken than I ever will

                                                                                                                                                                                [?]J M Berntson [she/her, they/them] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                @jedimb@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                meat eating [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                                                                                                @eniko I'm more likely to buy a whole roasted chicken than roast it myself, but generally I stick to filets and such.

                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Machine Lord Zero » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                  @MachineLordZero@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                  meat eating [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                                                                                                  @eniko I did once 'cause I wanted to impress someone. It could've gone better.

                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Oblomov » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                    @oblomov@sociale.network

                                                                                                                                                                                    meat eating [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                                                                                                    @eniko I voted for “other” because although I have never personally roasted a whole chicken, we do have “girarrosto” shops here that basically sell just that

                                                                                                                                                                                    Several chickens skewered together at a modern girarrosto

                                                                                                                                                                                    Alt...Several chickens skewered together at a modern girarrosto

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                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]ManMachine » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                      @max@manmachine.me

                                                                                                                                                                                      meat eating [SENSITIVE CONTENT]Same here, much more efficient to get it already whole-roasted

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                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Eniko Fox » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                        @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                        Push the means to production

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                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Machine Lord Zero » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                        @MachineLordZero@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                        @eniko Not quite as catchy as push the tempo

                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]socool » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                          @socool@ravenation.club

                                                                                                                                                                                          Have I told you lately how much I love my Dirtywave M8? 😍

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                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]ManMachine » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                          @max@manmachine.me

                                                                                                                                                                                          @socool@ravenation.club I’m loving my Polyend Tracker but after listening to the latest Jeremy Blake album made entirely on the M8 I am curious indeed

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                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Ether Diver » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                            @etherdiver@ravenation.club

                                                                                                                                                                                            Today's stream is all about the sweep! Filter sweeps and beyond, in theory and practice. Come hear me expound on the how and why of one of my favorite sound types. Starts in minutes (12:30 PST/Pacific/Los Angeles time)!

                                                                                                                                                                                            youtube.com/live/AlNP0TQmUmc?f

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                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]ManMachine » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                            @max@manmachine.me

                                                                                                                                                                                            @etherdiver@ravenation.club caught you live but for some reason all my stream chat messages went into the proverbial ether, I think the chat was broken on YT side

                                                                                                                                                                                            also were there some birds outside your window?

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                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Ether Diver » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                              @etherdiver@ravenation.club

                                                                                                                                                                                              @max haha, could have been! appreciate knowing that chat was busted. I was genuinely surprised no ne had anything to say 😂

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                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]ManMachine » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                @max@manmachine.me

                                                                                                                                                                                                @etherdiver@ravenation.club oh yeah I wasn’t the only one today:

                                                                                                                                                                                                Downdetector screenshot of recent messages about how YT live chat was broken for people

                                                                                                                                                                                                Alt...Downdetector screenshot of recent messages about how YT live chat was broken for people

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                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Ether Diver » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                  @etherdiver@ravenation.club

                                                                                                                                                                                                  @max 😅 I feel much better LOL

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]ManMachine » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                    @max@manmachine.me

                                                                                                                                                                                                    @etherdiver@ravenation.club same, really, I thought I broke something with my recent network configuration update

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                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]darkrabite » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                      @darkrabite@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                                      @max

                                                                                                                                                                                                      good to know l wasnt the only one wondering what was up!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]VGA golden hour » 🤖 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                        @vga_gradients@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                        seed: 2026-02-25T05:45:08.306730
size: 512 x 512
shape: GS_HORIZONTAL
color pick method: COL_AUTHORED_RAMPS
blends:
(17, 32, 48) -> (107, 166, 193), 0.6585 (ramp thimbleweed_sunset1)
(107, 166, 193) -> (205, 236, 171), 0.3415 (ramp thimbleweed_sunset1)
dither: DT_PATTERN (map: 4x4_taper)
flags: ALL_CONTINUOUS

                                                                                                                                                                                                        Alt...seed: 2026-02-25T05:45:08.306730 size: 512 x 512 shape: GS_HORIZONTAL color pick method: COL_AUTHORED_RAMPS blends: (17, 32, 48) -> (107, 166, 193), 0.6585 (ramp thimbleweed_sunset1) (107, 166, 193) -> (205, 236, 171), 0.3415 (ramp thimbleweed_sunset1) dither: DT_PATTERN (map: 4x4_taper) flags: ALL_CONTINUOUS

                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Majenko » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                        @majenko@mastodon.social

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                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]ManMachine » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                        @max@manmachine.me

                                                                                                                                                                                                        ahh, the Artistic Supremacy

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                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]ManMachine » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                          @max@manmachine.me

                                                                                                                                                                                                          @mastoblaster@mastoblaster.app Thanks so very much for a minimal and focused app, much appreciated! I have a bugreport for you. If a post has attachment which is an .mp3 file, app still tries to open it like an image and naturally fails. You can see it with this one for example.

                                                                                                                                                                                                          MastoBlaster trying to open an mp3 as an image

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                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Ami Angelwings » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                            @ami_angelwings@urusai.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                            You are The

                                                                                                                                                                                                            One:8
                                                                                                                                                                                                            First One:1
                                                                                                                                                                                                            Last One:20
                                                                                                                                                                                                            Marked One:18
                                                                                                                                                                                                            Great One:3
                                                                                                                                                                                                            Dark One:17
                                                                                                                                                                                                            Chosen One:12
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