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@max@manmachine.me
Removing physical buttons from hardware was one of the worst product design decisions in history and everyone involved should be publicly shamed.
I'm curious about the relationship between smoking/vaping, and wearing respirators.
So, do or did you regularly wear a mask or respirator to prevent virus spread, and do you smoke or vape?
Chewing tobacco is not considered smoking or vaping for the purposes of this poll (unless you also smoke and or vape, of course)
| I wear respirators and smoke/vape: | 1 |
| I wear respirators and do not smoke or vape: | 4 |
| I don't wear respirators and smoke/vape: | 0 |
| I don't wear respirators and do not smoke/vape: | 0 |
| I used to wear respirators when I still worried about Covid19, but don't any more and smoke/vape: | 1 |
| I used to wear respirators when I still worried about covid19, but don't any more and do not smoke/vape,: | 1 |
| I wore respirators only when required by law and smoke/vape: | 0 |
| I wore respirators only when required by law and do not smoke/vape: | 0 |
| Other: | 0 |
What is a computer?
A miserable little pile of circuits.
@prahou People that perform mathematical calculations for scientists and engineers?
chat, i’ve installed lazyvim and now i can’t stop using it, it’s so good, what do i do, send help
@max it’s fast, it configures all the LSPs for all the languages (or rather the two that i’ve tried), it’s got reasonable keybinds, it’s fast, it runs in a terminal over ssh, did i mention it was fast?
Yop
mystified by how the very long wikiquotes page for Spinoza is 10% quotes from the works of Spinoza and 90% quotes of modern authors mentioning Spinoza in passing
one of those quotes is "Spinoza is a thinker far more famous than known."
honestly it might just be that he has a really cool-sounding name compared to most philosophers. Spinnnnnnnnozaaa
@0xabad1dea this is also the reason zizek is popular
@0xabad1dea I think Dutch philosophers were very good at PR
Happy #Marchintosh to those who celebrate.
@csilverman I saw this amazing photograph from the recent NYC blizzard and immediately thought of you. Seems like a real life image of one of your pieces. Just wanted to share.
Credit: Dave Krugman https://www.instagram.com/p/DVTfVNKDksv/
@gedeonm This is beautiful. I love this—I can see exactly how it would look as a Notes piece, too. It's got me thinking now.
Thanks for thinking of me.
So, a mystery: I know someone who claims to have seen Mr Macintosh, even though he was supposedly never actually implemented.
This was maybe 2000 or so. My dad's lab assistant had been working on one of the Macs when he said that a small cartoon man abruptly appeared on the screen, waved at him, and then vanished.
It sounded exactly like how Jobs described Mr Macintosh. But the original Mac people never added him, and I've never heard any evidence that Mr Mac was hidden anywhere else, either.
The lab assistant didn't have any reason to make this up, either. He was a very straight-laced guy who didn't know anything about Apple lore and wouldn't have been aware of stuff like Mr Macintosh. He thought one of the students was playing a prank on him.
So maybe someone out there actually did put Andy Hertzfeld's MrMacHook to good use in an extension or something. If anyone has any ideas what the lab guy might have seen, I would love to know.
@csilverman Could it have been a Microsoft Office Assistant?
@yildo I'm pretty sure he would have recognized those. But you reminded me of a new possibility—that he accidentally invoked PlainTalk and brought up one of the PlainTalk avatars: https://www.reddit.com/r/VintageApple/comments/1514st0/anyone_else_remember_the_classic_plaintalk/
I don't remember where on the screen this appeared. I thought it was in one of the menus, like Mr Macintosh was supposed to do, but maybe it was a window…?
Also, did the PlainTalk characters vanish if you didn't interact with them? It's been 30 years, so I don't recall exactly how they worked.
@csilverman Never heard of this being implemented as a Mac extension, but there is now a JS version for the browser: https://github.com/corrinely/mr-macintosh
@_the_cloud ha! Of course someone did a browser extension for this—nice. I didn't even think to check.
@csilverman It wasn't the guy from Macintosh Basics was it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ScS4OYDfHE
Gosh this takes me back to 1994, on our family's LCII, potentially before I could read.
@andrewharvey heh yeah, I think I binged the entire thing in an hour or two hours or whatever it was. That's a face I'll never forget.
But no, it wouldn't have been Mac Basics Guy. The way the lab assistant described it, the appearance of this character was completely unexpected, and it disappeared very quickly; it wasn't obviously related to anything he was doing at the time.
@csilverman this is beautiful! the story of mr macintosh makes me wish Apple kept that sort of whimsy
@decryption God, I know. That was the main reason I loved the Mac, and Apple, so much as a kid: they had a quirky sense of humor, whether it was weird easter eggs or official product design.
Someone—I believe Mitch Kapor—said, back in the 80s, that “The IBM PC is a machine you can respect. The Macintosh is a machine you can love.”
And I think that's changed. I respect the Mac nowadays (at least the hardware side of it; software's a different story) but it's not a machine I can *love* anymore.
Ah yes, the forgotten ELP speed of VHS video cassette recording.
@vwestlife Thanks for the image descriptions. Really helps as a Blind dude. PS: love your videos and posts.
@vwestlife Maybe you can explain to me why, when I once had a VCR that could record all three speeds, SP and SLP recorded okay, but LP produced absolute horseshit quality.
@chris Was it a JVC? They only reluctantly supported LP speed, because it was Panasonic's invention, done without JVC's prior approval (them being the inventor of VHS, with Panasonic being a licensee of it).
@vwestlife @chris If it could record all three speeds, it wasn't a JVC. As you said, they never properly supported that speed - playback only, and no special effects.
LP was this weird useless speed, even on Panasonic models. It gave slightly less noise than SLP, but that's it. Special effects were a middle-ground between SP and SLP on 2-head models (SP being the worst), and just as bad on 4-head models (which had head gap widths to match SP and SLP, but not LP).
And I know that's a low-res scan, but it really does look like someone mis-transcribed the table, probably from handwritten notes, with Beta I's recording time printed as "t.7" and VHS SP's speed as "1.3t", and the magazine's editor didn't catch it.
@vwestlife I always thought L-830 tapes came out around the same time as T-160 tapes. But this chart shows 5 hours on BIII speed (which you get on an L-830), but only 6 hours on SLP (on a T-120).
Now that I'm looking into it, Panasonic didn't appear to advertise 8 hour recording capability until their 1982 models, and JVC didn't until their 1983 lineup. Whereas with Beta, I've seen 5 hour recording advertised as early as 1979.
@probnot This December 1979 article mentions the new 5-hour Beta cassette, but says a 9-hour VHS tape "is in the works and should be available soon": https://books.google.com/books?id=EydJAAAAIBAJ&lpg=PA6&pg=PA6#v=onepage&q&f=false
capitalists: "without a profit motive, nobody would do anything. society would collapse."
my friends & acquaintances: "I implemented a SPARC emulator in pure CSS"
pov: you wake up to receive a package with a vacuum chamber and discover that the vendor is a crackhead and a menace to society
this is a vacuum chamber. the power supply that comes with it has a type-C connector and it puts 12V on Vbus unconditionally. the pump works off both 5V and 12V, so it can pull vacuum off a normal type-C power supply. but the solenoid release valve (that lets you open the chamber once you're done) requires their illegal type-C-shaped power supply. also, not only does the chamber not support PD negotiation, it does not even have a CC pulldown.
to add insult to injury, it's using a NEMA 1-15P plug.
"If confidence was torque, he'd have no drivetrain left."
"He fixes his car like he writes his code. By the way if he offers you a lift, say no."
snac allow a special subset of Markdown, that includes emphasized, strong, monospaced, Line breaks are respected and output as you write them.
Prepending a greater-than symbol in a line makes it a quote:
This is quoted textIt also allows preformatted text using three backquotes in a single line:All angle-prepended lines are grouped in the same blockquote
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Links can also be written in standard Markdown style.
Some emojis: 😆 ❤️ 🍺 🤷 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Image URLs written in standard Markdown style for images are converted to ActivityPub attachments.
Three minus symbols in a line make a separator:
These acrobatics are better documented in the snac(5) man page.
@grunfink @mastoblaster
Some of this snac post renders nicely in #mastoblaster but not all
@grunfink thank you for maintaining the manpages in addition to snac itself. i love documented software!
You're welcome!
CC: @jn@boopsnoot.de
Business idea that I’m working on:
Home appliances that are as analog as possible while being efficient.
My washing machine doesn’t need wi-fi.
My stove doesn’t require a subscription.
My fridge doesn’t need to have a screen shoving ads in my face.
And all of them should be trivially repairable.
I know there are enough people who have guns pointed at their printers in case the printer develops an attitude; I’m certain there are people who would go for this.
@Aphrodite @patterfloof Closest my washing machine gets is diagnosing tones.
You put it into diag mode, load the LG app on a smart phone, the phone listens to the tones and tells you the issue. The machine itself has no other connectivity than audio.
Even so, I don’t want to need a thrice damned app to figure out that the water softener salt levels are low or the drain filter is full.
@Aphrodite @patterfloof Mine can't tell you any of that, as it doesn't have any of those things
The diagnostics are more: "Door lock not responding". Or "Motor unable to rotate drum"
What if I could convince you that taking the same time to explain detailed requirements and carefully validate results with a junior colleague instead of a chatbot would not only give you two people who understood the code instead of zero, but if you do it a few times in a row you eventually get a senior colleague out of the deal for free.
RE: https://scholar.social/@gedankenstuecke/116140098318631474
«Technology culture used to celebrate technical competence. Not as gatekeeping, not as elitism — as genuine, infectious enthusiasm for understanding how systems worked. The BBS scene in the eighties ran on self-taught systems operators who understood their hardware and their network protocols well enough to build infrastructure that had never existed before. The early web had a “view source” ethos: you saw something interesting, you looked at how it was built, you learned from it, you made something of your own. This was the entire pedagogical model of the early web and it worked extraordinarily well.»
be sure to download the epic czech translation too! https://codeberg.org/grunfink/snac2/raw/branch/master/po/cs.po
i may put it on something else eventually. or put other services on the computer.
Grendel sees with many eyes.
inspired by this fucking thing https://www.ucl.ac.uk/museums-collections/grant-museum-zoology/highlights/jar-moles
i love it
The modern mind is not able to comprehend how the Roman Empire was able to administer an territory all the way from Egypt to Hadrian's Wall without making use of Jira Sprint Planning.
Clearly, they were able to conquer all that territory because they didn't have to use Jira at all.
Wouldn't be nice to use all that time currently spent on Jira to make something productive?
@existentialcomics Ticket IVCMLXXIII is blocked. We won't be able to do anything about the Visigoths.
@existentialcomics to be fair if I could use the threat of crucifixion against engineers I wouldn’t need sprint planning either.
I have an old mac mini intel box that I can wipe and do whatevs with.
What can I do with it that is in line with #permacomputing / #neighborhoodfirst / #solarpunk
My skillset for coding/dev is firmly in the “your worst cowboy QA engineer nightmare” but I am willing to learn to do things better.
Current aspirations would be to set up one of those digital prepper systems that could provide weather, agriculture, knowledge system/archive.
Thoughts? pointers? and even “learn to set up a linux server at tutorial N” etc is welcome.
@gahlord Learning to run email and a Fediverse instance (in that order) would get you into a position to provide signifcant value to a decentralized community. (And throughout that learning, make sure you also build good backup/restore skills.)
Check my latest album out on Bandcamp, it's in Pre-release there's like 6 tracks you can check out on it right now!
https://limneticvillains.bandcamp.com/album/delusion-illusion
do you ever roast a whole chicken
| yes: | 61 |
| no: | 55 |
| i don't eat chicken: | 17 |
| other / show results: | 8 |
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@eniko used to, very occasionally. Never even tried it (despite cooking since childhood) for most of my life, and was shocked by how easy it was for all the fuss people made
@eniko (voted 'yes' fwiw)
@sinvega i've never bothered before but i'm considering it because chicken is weirdly expensive here but a whole chicken is cheap
@eniko Assuming your oven is big enough and you have a good dish for it* plus a good sized knife, and you don't mind getting your fingers in there to get all the meat out for maximum value, I'd give it a go. It's really not as much hassle as it sounds
*(I dunno the name, but used a deep ceramic baking thing, with some unpeeled veg at the bottom that cooks into the juices, which can be strained into gravy)
I used to but I pretty much stopped when I realized that our locally grocery store makes better rotisserie chicken than I ever will
@eniko I'm more likely to buy a whole roasted chicken than roast it myself, but generally I stick to filets and such.
@eniko I did once 'cause I wanted to impress someone. It could've gone better.
@eniko I voted for “other” because although I have never personally roasted a whole chicken, we do have “girarrosto” shops here that basically sell just that
Have I told you lately how much I love my Dirtywave M8? 😍
Today's stream is all about the sweep! Filter sweeps and beyond, in theory and practice. Come hear me expound on the how and why of one of my favorite sound types. Starts in minutes (12:30 PST/Pacific/Los Angeles time)!
also were there some birds outside your window?
@max haha, could have been! appreciate knowing that chat was busted. I was genuinely surprised no ne had anything to say 😂
@max 😅 I feel much better LOL