ManMachine

@max@manmachine.me

Professional computer toucher.
Amateur photographer and musician.
Autistic.
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[?][object Object] » 🌐
@zzt@mas.to

the V in Unix System V stands for vvorkstation

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[?]Daniel Terhorst-North » 🌐
@tastapod@mas.to

@zzt @jwz This is a common misconception. The original System V was gifted to us by aliens that we called Visitors. You can see this in its system design, where it has a friendly human-like outer layer of files and directories, but underneath you find it silently spawning children, reaping zombies, and being generally hostile towards mice.

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    [?]matthew green » 🌐
    @mrgtwentythree@mastodon.sdf.org

    @tastapod @zzt @jwz huh, i'd always heard:

    It used to be said [...] that AIX looks like one space alien discovered Unix, and described it to another different space alien who then implemented AIX. But their universal translators were broken and they'd had to gesture a lot.

    -- Paul Tomblin

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      [?]Olaf Bohlen » 🌐
      @olbohlen@norden.social

      @mrgtwentythree @tastapod @zzt @jwz I always thought the name "AIX" was chosen by the sound of the first Admin made when he had to work with it...

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        [?]Daniel Terhorst-North » 🌐
        @tastapod@mas.to

        @olbohlen @mrgtwentythree @zzt @jwz Same admin then had a choking fit, to which another admin responded with the Heimlich manoeuvre, which is where we got HPUX.

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          [?]jwz » 💀 🌐
          @jwz@mastodon.social

          @tastapod @olbohlen @mrgtwentythree @zzt
          # define rename hpux_sucks_wet_farts_from_dead_pigeons
          jwz.org/doc/censorzilla.html

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            [?]Kiwa "meow" Tiger » 🌐
            @kiwa@tiggi.es

            is this the year i get a sdr just to get analog phones working?

            probably

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            [?]Kiwa "meow" Tiger » 🌐
            @kiwa@tiggi.es

            the biggest thing that stops me right now is the import taxes and stuff

            [?]Ozzelot :runbsd: [they/he/any] » 🔓
            @ozzelot@mstdn.social

            @kiwa
            kiwa the phonist!

            i'm gonna be veri korporit and set up a cisco 7925G i got at a flea market. someone smarter than me got it to talk to asterisk, so in their footsteps i will follow. (And for extra fun, this phone has no SIP firmware, it's just Cisco's protocol thingy.)

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              [?]Kiwa "meow" Tiger » 🔓
              @kiwa@tiggi.es

              @ozzelot wow haven't seen one of those in a while, cisco gear is fun to fuck around, like weird and flaky but fun

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                [?]Ozzelot :runbsd: [they/he/any] » 🔓
                @ozzelot@mstdn.social

                @kiwa
                I watch too much clabretro and now I find IP phones interesting

                YouTube is manipulatin our brains, man.

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                  [?]ManMachine » 🔓
                  @max@manmachine.me

                  @ozzelot@mstdn.social Clab is the ultimate old Cisco gear brainpoison dealer isn’t he

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                    [?]Ozzelot :runbsd: [they/he/any] » 🔓
                    @ozzelot@mstdn.social

                    @max he made me want cisco gear

                    i have only gotten the phone so far, but that's probably not forever

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                      [?]Effin' Birds » 🌐
                      @effinbirds@mastodon.social

                      A painting of a bird beside the text "Some asshole thought this was a great idea"

                      Alt...A painting of a bird beside the text "Some asshole thought this was a great idea"

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                      [?]Nanoraptor [She/Her] » 🌐
                      @NanoRaptor@bitbang.social

                      If I was in the desert on a horse with no name I’d simply name the horse.

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                      [?]Nanoraptor [She/Her] » 🌐
                      @NanoRaptor@bitbang.social

                      Maybe Sandy.

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                      [?]Oblomov » 🌐
                      @oblomov@sociale.network

                      @NanoRaptor but then then the horse would start giving itself airs, and then you'd have to deal with Sandy Ego

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                        [?]Chris “No Nickname” Vreeland » 🌐
                        @Devils_Rancher@beige.party

                        @NanoRaptor My local cave management org bought a property with a hitherto unknown cave on it, then decided they were going to auction off the naming rights to the cave. It has been redo to as “Unnamed Carta Valley Cave” since its discovery. After the auction last year, I suggested to the winning bidder that he simply change that to “Named Carta Valley Cave.”

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                          [?]The Penguin of Evil » 🌐
                          @etchedpixels@mastodon.social

                          @NanoRaptor I was in the supermarket trying to reach some cheesecakes that were really high up and I couldn't make it. Some kind scandinavian lifted me onto his shoulders so I could reach then we went down the isle getting the top shelf cakes we needed.
                          I asked him his name but he said he didn't know

                          And that was when I realised I was riding through desserts on a norse with no name

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                            [?]Nanoraptor [She/Her] » 🌐
                            @NanoRaptor@bitbang.social

                            @etchedpixels I HATE THIS SO MUCH THAT I LOVE YOU. perfect. :D :D :D

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                              [?]Rob, :goose_honk: value 71 :GoldenEgg: [he/him] » 🌐
                              @ricci@discuss.systems

                              @NanoRaptor if I came from a land down under, I would simply speak-a your language

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                                [?]AN/CRM-114 » 🌐
                                @flyingsaceur@ioc.exchange

                                @NanoRaptor
                                ABBOT: put $50 on A Horse With No Name
                                COSTELLO: With no name?
                                ABBOT: Yeah, A Horse With No Name
                                COSTELLO: When the guy at the counter asks me the name of the horse, what do I say?

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                                  [?]Bart » 🔓
                                  @bartreardon@aus.social

                                  @NanoRaptor

                                  Holden: You're in a desert, riding a horse, when all of a sudden you look down...
                                  Leon: What one?
                                  Holden: What?
                                  Leon: What desert?
                                  Holden: It doesn't make any difference what desert, it's completely hypothetical.
                                  Leon: But, how come I'd be there?
                                  Holden: Maybe you're fed up. Maybe you want to be by yourself. Who knows? You look down and see your horse, Leon. It has no name...
                                  Leon: Horse? What's that?
                                  Holden: [irritated by Leon's interruptions] You know what a zebra is?
                                  Leon: Of course!
                                  Holden: Same thing.
                                  Leon: I've never seen a horse... But I understand what you mean.
                                  Holden: You ask the horse to stop, Leon.
                                  Leon: Do you make up these questions, Mr. Holden? Or do they write 'em down for you?
                                  Holden: The horse doesn't respond, its mane baking in the hot sun, beating flies with its tail, but it can't stop. Not without a name. It needs a name, but you're not helping.
                                  Leon: [angry at the suggestion] What do you mean, I'm not helping?
                                  Holden: I mean: you're not helping! You're not giving the horse a name. Why is that, Leon?
                                  [Leon has become visibly shaken]
                                  Holden: They're just questions, Leon. In answer to your query, they're written down for me. It's a test, designed to provoke an emotional response... Shall we continue?

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                                    [?]nick [He/Him] » 🌐
                                    @nickzoic@aus.social

                                    @NanoRaptor This is just to say

                                    I have named
                                    the horse
                                    that was in
                                    the desert

                                    and which
                                    you were probably
                                    riding
                                    for nine days

                                    forgive me
                                    there were plants
                                    and birds and rocks
                                    and things

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                                      [?]Nanoraptor [She/Her] » 🌐
                                      @NanoRaptor@bitbang.social

                                      @nickzoic I hereby state you have won my internet for the day.

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                                        [?]Skjeggtroll » 🌐
                                        @skjeggtroll@mastodon.online

                                        @NanoRaptor

                                        For every horse ridden through the desert with no name, there is an equal and opposite re-action:

                                        A scene from the movie 'The Neverending Story' showing the hose 'Artax' sinking into a mire in the Swamp of Sadness, while a young boy, Atreyu, is desperately trying to pull him out.

                                        Alt...A scene from the movie 'The Neverending Story' showing the hose 'Artax' sinking into a mire in the Swamp of Sadness, while a young boy, Atreyu, is desperately trying to pull him out.

                                          [?]mikeash » 🌐
                                          @mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org

                                          @NanoRaptor Inside you are two horses. Both have no name.

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                                            [?]Ryan Steele :toque: [he/him] » 🌐
                                            @rgsteele@toque.town

                                            @NanoRaptor For sale: desert horse, never named.

                                              [?]Uwe Sinha » 🔓
                                              @uwesinha@toot.berlin

                                              @NanoRaptor What if "A Horse With No Name" was the name of their bus, motorbike, or something?

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                                                [?]Rob, :goose_honk: value 71 :GoldenEgg: [he/him] » 🌐
                                                @ricci@discuss.systems

                                                @NanoRaptor

                                                This horse is a message, and part of a system of messages

                                                Not naming this horse was important to us. We considered it to feel good to get out of the rain

                                                This sea is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed birds and rocks and things are commemorated here.

                                                What is here is a desert with its life underground. This message is a warning about humans giving no love.

                                                The horse is no longer present in your time, as it was released in ours.

                                                The danger is to the name, but there ain't no one for to give you no pain

                                                  [?]hades » 🌐
                                                  @hades@social.lol

                                                  the silver lining of websites shipping megabytes of obfuscated inscrutable javascript with any page is that no one will suspect a thing if instead of your real personal data you type “undefined” into every mandatory form field

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                                                  [?]ManMachine » 🌐
                                                  @max@manmachine.me

                                                  Hello, [object Object]

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                                                    [?]hades » 🌐
                                                    @hades@social.lol

                                                    @max we and our 9001 partners take your privacy very null

                                                      [?]Simulacra of a girl » 🌐
                                                      @gewt@social.treehouse.systems

                                                      per my roommate you cannot dance the macarena to kraftwerk i

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                                                      [?]Alice Averlong🏳️‍⚧️ [she/her] » 🌐
                                                      @foone@digipres.club

                                                      @gewt where I come from we call that a challenge

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                                                        [?]ManMachine » 🌐
                                                        @max@manmachine.me

                                                        but did they hear the Señor Coconut cover versions?

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                                                          [?]Jonah Aragon :MN: » 🌐
                                                          @jonah@mastodon.neat.computer

                                                          Do big tech companies understand consent?

                                                          Yes:16
                                                          Remind me in 5 days:2058
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                                                          [?]Nanoraptor [She/Her] » 🌐
                                                          @NanoRaptor@bitbang.social

                                                          After soul searching & finding some spares I have room for change. What would you like to see more of on this account?

                                                          (Results of this poll will directly determine future personality & subsequent identity expression)

                                                          Unlicensed vibes:115
                                                          Slightly concerning revelations:80
                                                          Aesthetic and ritual lore:175
                                                          Evidence for my future trial:131

                                                          Closed

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                                                          [?]Daring Fireball » 🌐
                                                          @daringfireball@mastodon.social

                                                          ★ Let Us Learn to Show Our Friendship for a Man When He Is Alive and Not After He Is Dead
                                                          daringfireball.net/2026/04/whe

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                                                          [?]Delric » 🌐
                                                          @delric@mastodon.social

                                                          @daringfireball “He has two traits that are almost never seen in the same person. The first is a strong desire to please people, to be liked in any given interaction. The second is almost a sociopathic lack of concern for the consequences that may come from deceiving someone.”

                                                          …which is exactly how how these shitty LLM chatbots are coded to behave.

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                                                            [?]John Gruber » 🌐
                                                            @gruber@mastodon.social

                                                            @delric Astute point!

                                                              [?]Cassandra is doing a bit better? [she/they] » 🌐
                                                              @xgranade@wandering.shop

                                                              I feel like discourse would be way less... wild if instead of trying to misappropriate Audre Lorde, we collectively thought more deeply about "the street finds its own uses," and what that implies for whether or not we should resist awful things.

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                                                              [?]Cassandra is doing a bit better? [she/they] » 🌐
                                                              @xgranade@wandering.shop

                                                              "The street finds its own uses" doesn't presuppose that the thing in question is useful, or even tool-shaped. AI isn't a screwdriver in the wrong hands, it's not even tool-shaped. It's product-shaped, it's subscription-shaped, but not tool-shaped.

                                                              For the street to find its own uses, we need to dismantle the not-tool, melt it to scraps, and make tools out of the remains. Like, what parts of infrastructure, *if any* can be repurposed to not-AI things?

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                                                              [?]Ether Diver » 🌐
                                                              @etherdiver@ravenation.club

                                                              A new Other People's Music is here! This week brings some wild-eyed experimental rock, intense industrial metal, nostalgic electronica, jazzy downtempo and cinematic electro.

                                                              etherdiver.com/2026/04/10/opm-

                                                              Read, listen, enjoy and REPOST please! Get out the word about these musicians!

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                                                                [?]ManMachine » 🌐
                                                                @max@manmachine.me

                                                                @etherdiver@ravenation.club Negative Agent was an instant buy for me, a perfect reincarnation of that old feel!

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                                                                  [?]Ether Diver » 🌐
                                                                  @etherdiver@ravenation.club

                                                                  @max Yeah, they fucking nailed it for real

                                                                    [?]Jan Johannesson [nano nano] » 🌐
                                                                    @jajo@mastodon.nu

                                                                    @etherdiver Start by using ChatGPT with your question. "Anyone ever replace the main battery in your hybrid car? I’m planning to do this for my 12 year old Honda Accord hybrid. "

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                                                                      [?]Ether Diver » 🔓
                                                                      @etherdiver@ravenation.club

                                                                      @jajo this is either a very weird joke I don't get, or you responded to the wrong thread

                                                                        [?]Limnetic Villains » 🌐
                                                                        @limneticvillains@mastodon.online

                                                                        I need boffin advice Fediverse. I have an old iphone 6s someone gave to me (headphone jack!), the battery has gone on it. Should I buy a replacement kit from ifixit for around €40 and do it myself or for that price do you think a local phone shop might do it for even cheaper?

                                                                        I have no idea what I'm doing but the fix looks piss easy on youtube, however I also have no idea if the replacement batteries for such an old iPhone are any good.

                                                                        I only want to use it for weird music apps unique to it.

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                                                                        [?]Penny Richards » 🌐
                                                                        @PennamitePLR@mastodon.world

                                                                        @limneticvillains I keep my iPhones 4c and SE alive with replacement batteries--I have a shop do it, it's quick and they always do a good job. (I use them for listening to podcasts and music.)

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                                                                          [?]Aaron Sawdey, Ph.D. » 🌐
                                                                          @acsawdey@fosstodon.org

                                                                          @limneticvillains oh definitely go for it. If iFixit has a battery they are usually a source of decent parts. The 6s is a good phone if old, and yeah not too hard to do it.

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                                                                            [?]Dave Wise [he/him] » 🌐
                                                                            @davetheresurrector@mastodon.social

                                                                            @limneticvillains I've done mine twice, but I'm a fixit kind of guy.

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                                                                              [?]DarkAthena 🐝 [They/Them] » 🔓
                                                                              @DarkAthena@beige.party

                                                                              @limneticvillains @falcennial See what it is at the shop. Some phones have adhesive around the edges of the screen and you need to heat that up so it doesn’t crack the screen. I can’t remember if a 6s has that or not.

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                                                                                [?]ManMachine » 🌐
                                                                                @max@manmachine.me

                                                                                If you’re not very interested in trying yourself, a good shop is the safer bet.

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                                                                                  [?]Chris Silverman 🌻 [he/html] » 🌐
                                                                                  @csilverman@mastodon.social

                                                                                  A signpost standing at a crossroads in a barren place, under a pink and purple sky. It has two signs: "Accept", pointing right, and "Decline", pointing left. In the distance is a treeline. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".

                                                                                  Alt...A signpost standing at a crossroads in a barren place, under a pink and purple sky. It has two signs: "Accept", pointing right, and "Decline", pointing left. In the distance is a treeline. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".

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                                                                                    [?]Ken McLeod » 🌐
                                                                                    @_the_cloud@mastodon.social

                                                                                    @csilverman Every day there's a road you choose to take, and a road not taken. So it's clearly unlike software, where your choices are ACCEPT or ACCEPT LATER.

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                                                                                      [?]Chris Silverman 🌻 [he/html] » 🌐
                                                                                      @csilverman@mastodon.social

                                                                                      @_the_cloud urgh yeah, "right now" and "maybe tonight".

                                                                                      I actually thought about using those, since some of these drawings are indeed intended as swipes at cursed UX patterns, but I liked the simplicity of "accept" vs "decline".

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                                                                                        [?]Her Doing » 🔓
                                                                                        @Her_Doing@sunny.garden

                                                                                        @csilverman @_the_cloud

                                                                                        I am so glad you went with these! It was much more meaningful to me than if you had gone with something else.

                                                                                        Also, if you had chosen something like 'Accept' & 'Accept later', I wouldn't have liked it at ALL.

                                                                                        (My mind didn't go to the software angle until I read the comments & would have been quite happy to have missed that.)

                                                                                        But I quite like this!

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                                                                                          [?]Chris Silverman 🌻 [he/html] » 🔓
                                                                                          @csilverman@mastodon.social

                                                                                          @Her_Doing @_the_cloud "Accept" and "Decline" does have a duality/contrast that I thought was powerful. Fair warning, though, I might at some point do one of these with "accept" and "accept later". Like I said, I enjoy combining surrealism with bad software patterns, and the Kafkaesque decisions forced on users by these companies provide good material for surrealist scenarios.

                                                                                            [?]Elaine 🏳️‍⚧️ [she/her 🏳️‍⚧️ (closeted)] » 🌐
                                                                                            @Someplaceunknown@mastodon.social

                                                                                            @csilverman i LOVE the colors you used for this one <3

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                                                                                              [?]Chris Silverman 🌻 [he/html] » 🌐
                                                                                              @csilverman@mastodon.social

                                                                                              @Someplaceunknown Thanks! There's a natural eeriness to purple landscapes that's always appealed to me.

                                                                                              (And personally I also just like bright neon-pink/crimson as a color.)

                                                                                                [?]Ollie Boermans [he/him/they] » 🔓
                                                                                                @ollicle@mastodon.social

                                                                                                @csilverman happy to learn these are separate places

                                                                                                  [?]Ilpi » 🌐
                                                                                                  @Ilpi@mastodon.social

                                                                                                  @csilverman looks sick :blobaww:

                                                                                                    [?]The Right Irreverend » 🌐
                                                                                                    @dadakopf@dobbs.town

                                                                                                    @csilverman It’s not just a polarity. It’s also a resignation. I really love your art!

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                                                                                                      [?]pmjv s klapkami na očích » 🌐
                                                                                                      @pmjv@snac.lab8.cz

                                                                                                      @grunfink@comam.es

                                                                                                      new achievements just dropped


                                                                                                      computerspeak enthusiast

                                                                                                      Alt...computerspeak enthusiast

                                                                                                      troublemaker

                                                                                                      Alt...troublemaker

                                                                                                      run snac

                                                                                                      Alt...run snac

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                                                                                                        [?]ozzi » 🔓
                                                                                                        @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz

                                                                                                        @pmjv@snac.lab8.cz
                                                                                                        See, now you're getting grunfinked.
                                                                                                        @grunfink@comam.es

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                                                                                                          [?]ManMachine » 🌐
                                                                                                          @max@manmachine.me

                                                                                                          it is, in fact, that easy

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                                                                                                            [?]ozzi » 🔓
                                                                                                            @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz

                                                                                                            @max@manmachine.me
                                                                                                            It's probably even easier if this isnt literally your first selfhost. (I did linger on initial setup, but migrating from nasty noisy* lenof to cute noiseless thinclient was simple)

                                                                                                            *not fanless. it didn't use the fan much, though, no.
                                                                                                            @pmjv@snac.lab8.cz

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                                                                                                              [?]ozzi » 🔓
                                                                                                              @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz

                                                                                                              @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz
                                                                                                              By the way, my bio remains true. The TC is placed atop the lenof.
                                                                                                              @max@manmachine.me @max@manmachine.me @pmjv@snac.lab8.cz

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                                                                                                                [?]ManMachine » 🔓
                                                                                                                @max@manmachine.me

                                                                                                                oh yes, most certainly, I already had an server with an domain and an letsencrypt cert and adding snac to that was basically "oh it works already, neat"

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                                                                                                                  [?]ozzi » 🔓
                                                                                                                  @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz

                                                                                                                  @max@manmachine.me
                                                                                                                  I had... a domain I bought once and procrastinated on

                                                                                                                  I had to talk to Vodafone to allow my IP to go directly to a router I can actually manage and not their impotent shitbox, first off. And then there's the fun stuff of spinning up my own dynDNS somewhere, and Actually Getting Shit To Function.

                                                                                                                  It was fun tho. And it works.

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                                                                                                                    [?]ManMachine » 🔓
                                                                                                                    @max@manmachine.me

                                                                                                                    yee

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                                                                                                                      [?]ozzi » 🔓
                                                                                                                      @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz

                                                                                                                      @max@manmachine.me
                                                                                                                      hohoho ho ho hoho hoo ho ho
                                                                                                                      hohoho ho ho ho ho

                                                                                                                      yee

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                                                                                                                        [?]J. L. Westover » 🌐
                                                                                                                        @MrLovenstein@mastodon.social

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                                                                                                                        [?]The Hurdiest Gurdy » 🌐
                                                                                                                        @oops_thatwasclose@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                        @MrLovenstein Ironically Clippy has been used in PFPs to pro-test against AI.

                                                                                                                          [?]Renaissance Ratboy » 🌐
                                                                                                                          @jaykass@mastodon.online

                                                                                                                          @MrLovenstein
                                                                                                                          A true lolcry moment

                                                                                                                            [?]Third spruce tree on the left » 🌐
                                                                                                                            @tezoatlipoca@mas.to

                                                                                                                            @MrLovenstein we wouldn't have forgotten that we had ruined outside, if we hadn't ruined the internet.

                                                                                                                              [?]Krzysztof Sakrejda » 🌐
                                                                                                                              @wronglang@bayes.club

                                                                                                                              @MrLovenstein rioting is all that's left I guess

                                                                                                                                [?]Keen Grasp » 🌐
                                                                                                                                @keengrasp@layer8.space

                                                                                                                                @MrLovenstein only mistake is that popup should say "Cookies? Y/Y"

                                                                                                                                  [?]Tuchowski » 🌐
                                                                                                                                  @adipoeserPursch@troet.cafe

                                                                                                                                  @MrLovenstein Aw shit! adBlocker detection...

                                                                                                                                    [?]redti » 🌐
                                                                                                                                    @redti@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                    @MrLovenstein now that the snow is melting we see that the planet is literally a trash can ! Praise be to capitalism's decadency... (consumerism)

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                                                                                                                                      [?]Staff Chief of Joints » 🌐
                                                                                                                                      @the_etrain@beige.party

                                                                                                                                      *long drag on cigarette* Kid, this is Mastodon. We're all the algorithm here. You. Me. Everybody. Now get out there and boost somebody's bullshit.

                                                                                                                                      [?]Christine Lemmer-Webber » 🌐
                                                                                                                                      @cwebber@social.coop

                                                                                                                                      "Memory safe languages are the future"

                                                                                                                                      Yeah! And also the past!

                                                                                                                                      I know you've forgotten languages other than Rust exist but the lisp family of languages have been embodying memory safety for over 60 years now

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                                                                                                                                      [?]Christine Lemmer-Webber » 🌐
                                                                                                                                      @cwebber@social.coop

                                                                                                                                      "But is lisp fast"

                                                                                                                                      Most lisps are compiled languages; as far as 'dynamic' languages go they tend to be pretty damn fast.

                                                                                                                                      (And if you're both like "I use Rust because it's fast" AND you're vibecoding, yeah it's probably faster than your vibecoded spaghetti)

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                                                                                                                                      [?]Eniko Fox » 🌐
                                                                                                                                      @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                      @cwebber is lisp fast because tail calls are trivial and ubiquitous or is it just fast

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                                                                                                                                        [?]ManMachine » 🌐
                                                                                                                                        @max@manmachine.me

                                                                                                                                        Also Rust has basically nothing on Ada re: safety and speed, and it was released in 1980

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                                                                                                                                          [?]mei [fuck knows. she/her i guess?] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                          @mei@donotsta.re

                                                                                                                                          @max @cwebber AFAIK Ada doesn't really support proper reclamation of dynamic memory allocations?

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                                                                                                                                            [?]Megabot#33 :moldlinker: » 🔓
                                                                                                                                            @pj@donotsta.re

                                                                                                                                            there's also not a single Ada open-source bootstrapped compiler that can be used, unlike Rust

                                                                                                                                            @mei @max @cwebber

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                                                                                                                                              [?]Kirtai 🏳️‍⚧️ [she/her] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                              @kirtai@tech.lgbt

                                                                                                                                              @pj @mei @max @cwebber
                                                                                                                                              No thanks to the Rust people.
                                                                                                                                              The bootstrappable compiler was made by a third party.

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                                                                                                                                                [?]Megabot#33 :moldlinker: » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                @pj@donotsta.re

                                                                                                                                                The ocaml bootstrap path still exists

                                                                                                                                                @kirtai @mei @max @cwebber

                                                                                                                                                  [?]✧✦Catherine✦✧ » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                  @whitequark@social.treehouse.systems

                                                                                                                                                  hey wanna see somethng cursed

                                                                                                                                                  one part of this NIC is downloading UEFI boot options from another part of this NIC over HTTP. (well, failing to do it for some reason)

                                                                                                                                                  you're welcome

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                                                                                                                                                  [?]✧✦Catherine✦✧ » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                  @whitequark@social.treehouse.systems

                                                                                                                                                  before it does this, the SoC (soldered to the card) asks the BMC (soldered to the same card) to give it an IP address over DHCP (so that it can load/store UEFI variables)

                                                                                                                                                  whoever did this was a proper crackhead.

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                                                                                                                                                  [?]✧✦Catherine✦✧ » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                  @whitequark@social.treehouse.systems

                                                                                                                                                  i thought this exchange could contain some funny HTTP headers so i tcpdump'ed it

                                                                                                                                                  they.. they use TLS. for a conversation between two chips on the same fucking PCB

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                                                                                                                                                  [?]Alice Averlong🏳️‍⚧️ [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                  @foone@digipres.club

                                                                                                                                                  @whitequark that seems like extreme overkill

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                                                                                                                                                    [?]ManMachine » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                    @max@manmachine.me

                                                                                                                                                    I especially like the album

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                                                                                                                                                      [?]ozzi » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                      @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz

                                                                                                                                                      sure, john mastodon is good, but susie snac is the real deal

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                                                                                                                                                      [?]ozzi » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                      @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz

                                                                                                                                                      @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz
                                                                                                                                                      grunfinked again, i should definitely have set up some monitoring so i could see if it did anything to the little old via nano

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                                                                                                                                                        [?]pmjv s klapkami na očích » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                        @pmjv@snac.lab8.cz

                                                                                                                                                        you already got the achievement!

                                                                                                                                                        CC: @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz

                                                                                                                                                        greedy kitto

                                                                                                                                                        Alt...greedy kitto

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                                                                                                                                                          [?]ozzi » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                          @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz

                                                                                                                                                          @pmjv@snac.lab8.cz
                                                                                                                                                          It was not my intent to get grunfinked. I do not control the grunfink.

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                                                                                                                                                            [?]ozzi » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                            @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz

                                                                                                                                                            @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz
                                                                                                                                                            Maybe i could technically disallow grunfink to interact with my posts, but i don't wanna! it's grunfink!
                                                                                                                                                            @pmjv@snac.lab8.cz @pmjv@snac.lab8.cz

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                                                                                                                                                              [?]d.rift :fire_blue: [he / him] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                              @d_rift@masto.hackers.town

                                                                                                                                                              "The form is anonymous."

                                                                                                                                                              The form: Is on Google.

                                                                                                                                                              ...no.

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                                                                                                                                                              [?]ManMachine » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                              @max@manmachine.me

                                                                                                                                                              My gut cannot handle milk, so uhh

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                                                                                                                                                                [?]Rob, :goose_honk: value 71 :GoldenEgg: [he/him] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                @ricci@discuss.systems

                                                                                                                                                                The main thing I learned from the Claude Code leak is that they plan to go out of business before anyone has to maintain it

                                                                                                                                                                [?]Eniko Fox » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                i still can't get over microsoft saying copilot is for entertainment purposes only

                                                                                                                                                                it's just so funny

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                                                                                                                                                                [?]Eniko Fox » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                "this stupid thing we put in all of our productivity and coding software suites is actually only for funsies" - microsoft

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                                                                                                                                                                [?]Oblomov » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                @oblomov@sociale.network

                                                                                                                                                                @eniko

                                                                                                                                                                are_you_not_entertained.jpg

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                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Neko :ablobcatcoffee: [He/Him/They/Them] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                  @neko@aus.social

                                                                                                                                                                  @eniko "We're forcing our employees to use it for our operating system code, but really, it's just a silly lil' guy."

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                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Martijn Frazer » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                    @Tijn@dosgame.club

                                                                                                                                                                    @eniko it's the future of work

                                                                                                                                                                    it's here to stay, adopt it or you will be left behind

                                                                                                                                                                    it's in the search engine, it's in the code editor, it's in excel, it's in notepad

                                                                                                                                                                    it will only get better

                                                                                                                                                                    also, unrelated, it's just for lolz

                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Kg. Madee Ⅱ. [he/him ⁉️] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                      @kgMadee2@mathstodon.xyz

                                                                                                                                                                      @eniko at least it's entertaining 🤪

                                                                                                                                                                        [?]a kilo of saucepans (rakslice) » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                        @rakslice@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                        @eniko wait... isn't "for entertainment purposes only" og language from the microsoft flight simulator eula? did somebody in legal make the funnest possible category mistake?

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                                                                                                                                                                          [?]luca has moved » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                          @luc0x61@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                          @eniko The license agreement is itself entertaining.

                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Janneke [they/them] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                            @janneke@todon.nl

                                                                                                                                                                            @eniko
                                                                                                                                                                            "Our toy operating system that always crashes and wastes your time and drives you insane now includes something new that also doesn't work as expected." -- Microsoft

                                                                                                                                                                            How is that even news?

                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Jari Komppa 🇫🇮 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                              @sol_hsa@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                              @eniko I've been saying for years that AI should come with "entertainment purposes only" label, so imagine my reaction to the news

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                                                                                                                                                                                [?]ManMachine » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                @max@manmachine.me

                                                                                                                                                                                They did achieve some entertainment with that line in the EULA for sure.

                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Robert Kist 🇦🇹🇩🇪 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                  @kwramm@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                  @eniko which is a weird thing to say given that businesses have to pay for that with their Office subsciption.

                                                                                                                                                                                  But then again, even MS Windows Pro used to include solitaire.exe, giving hours of entertainment to bored office workers

                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Chris » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                    @ASprinkleofSage@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                    @eniko where did they say this? there are tons of ai bros at work who think this is fine for safety critical infrastructure and they need a beat down

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                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Martin Hamilton 🔜 DECT:62789 @ EMF [Yes please] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                      @m@martinh.net

                                                                                                                                                                                      @eniko Microsoft Copilot: safe if used as directed ?

                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]mausmalone [he/him] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                        @mausmalone@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                        @eniko See? It's working!

                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]四 [he/him/his] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                          @yon@sakurajima.moe

                                                                                                                                                                                          @eniko Same thing Faux News said about themselves…

                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]abadidea [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                            @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                            It has been 0️⃣ days since I was bamboozled by fake pockets, something not one woman on earth has ever wanted

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                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Dave Nathanson » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                            @D_J_Nathanson@esq.social

                                                                                                                                                                                            @0xabad1dea Sometimes there are also fake pockets on men's suit jackets. This is not nearly as diabolical but it gives a taste of the exasperation.

                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Graham Sutherland -> EMF 📞8087 » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                              @gsuberland@chaos.social

                                                                                                                                                                                              @0xabad1dea so ridiculous! especially when they go to the effort of integrating the upper edge of a non-seamed pocket with a flap into the pattern, but then there's no actual pocket sewn in.

                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]DJGummikuh » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                @DJGummikuh@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                @0xabad1dea I truely do not understand what the fuck the thought process was with those.

                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Debby ‬⁂📎🐧:disability_flag: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                  @debby@hear-me.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                  @0xabad1dea This isn't accidental; it's a material manifestation of patriarchal norms embedded in everyday objects.
                                                                                                                                                                                                  So Fight fake pockets ✊ ♀️
                                                                                                                                                                                                  fashionmagazine.com/style/wome

                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]ShadowInTheVoid » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                    @ShadowInTheVoid@topspicy.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                    @0xabad1dea all of the accusations of witchcraft, none of the practicality

                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]🏳️‍🌈Independently Broke #86-47 [She/Her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                      @Social_Recluse2@mastodon.social

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                                                                                                                                                                                                      @0xabad1dea also diabolical; fake front pants pockets but real pockets in the back. Because of course I want my keys jabbing me in the asscheek whenever I sit down.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]David Chisnall (*Now with 50% more sarcasm!*) » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                        @david_chisnall@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                                        @0xabad1dea They’re coming for men’s pockets now as well.

                                                                                                                                                                                                        I recently replaced my coat, which was ten years old and falling to pieces. When I bought it, every coat had two inside pockets, a few fancy ones had three (not ones I could afford). Now, most of them including ones from places like Moss Bros had one. The two side pockets are still there, but the fashion is now for the stupid diagonal ones that can hold half as much as proper ones.

                                                                                                                                                                                                        I remain of the 19th century opinion that the skill of a tailor is measured by the number of pockets that they can insert without distorting the lines of a garment.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Closed Captions » 🤖 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                          @closedcaptionsbot@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                          [groans]

                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Nina Kalinina [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                          @nina_kali_nina@tech.lgbt

                                                                                                                                                                                                          Oberon 3 for ARM (on the screenshot: RPi2) is neat. It is always refreshing to try operating systems and interfaces that live in a completely different paradigm from *nix or win-like. I'm running a pre-release from 11 hours ago.

                                                                                                                                                                                                          github.com/rochus-keller/Obero

                                                                                                                                                                                                          A screenshot of QEMU running in MacOS. The emulated graphical system is ETH Oberon 3 with Gadgets, running ARM Native port

                                                                                                                                                                                                          Alt...A screenshot of QEMU running in MacOS. The emulated graphical system is ETH Oberon 3 with Gadgets, running ARM Native port

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                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Ekaitz Zarraga 👹 » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                          @ekaitz_zarraga@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                          @nina_kali_nina AAAAAAWWWW ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Kirtai 🏳️‍⚧️ [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                            @kirtai@tech.lgbt

                                                                                                                                                                                                            @nina_kali_nina
                                                                                                                                                                                                            Definitely something I'm interested in.

                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]dmi 💽 [they/them (or she/her)] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                              @domi@donotsta.re

                                                                                                                                                                                                              @nina_kali_nina i’m fascinated by the cursor. it looks truly original, that’s rare

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Moses Izumi » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                @moses_izumi@fe.disroot.org

                                                                                                                                                                                                                @domi @nina_kali_nina
                                                                                                                                                                                                                pretty much just the AmigaOS pointer but black

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Nina Kalinina [she/her] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @nina_kali_nina@tech.lgbt

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @moses_izumi @domi and no gradients. Amiga OS was released in 1985. Oberon was released in 1987, but work on it started before that. You can see Oberon's predecessor, Lilith, using the very same cursor no later than in 1984, almost certainly by 1983, and probably by 1980. pascal.hansotten.com/niklaus-w

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  A photo of a vertical CRT display showing multiple windows, denoted as white frames, and a Pascal/Oberon style mouse cursor

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Alt...A photo of a vertical CRT display showing multiple windows, denoted as white frames, and a Pascal/Oberon style mouse cursor

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Moses Izumi » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @moses_izumi@fe.disroot.org

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @nina_kali_nina
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Rare glimpse into a world where computers are designed by scholars instead of salesmen.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Nina Kalinina [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @nina_kali_nina@tech.lgbt

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @moses_izumi it's not even funny because this is how all the modern OSes look like to most people :<

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      The same screenshot of Oberon running in Qemu except it has a few pop-up banners asking to send notifications, to sign in with Google, and a couple of ads

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Alt...The same screenshot of Oberon running in Qemu except it has a few pop-up banners asking to send notifications, to sign in with Google, and a couple of ads

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Alex M [He/him] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @alexmu@social.vivaldi.net

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @nina_kali_nina oberon is the computing history we should have had

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]algernon.st » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @zardoz03@mastodon.online

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @nina_kali_nina
                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I could actually run this native 👀

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Nina Kalinina [she/her] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @nina_kali_nina@tech.lgbt

                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @zardoz03 maybe you should!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]algernon.st » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @zardoz03@mastodon.online

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @nina_kali_nina i will have to wait until May, when i have some more time than current

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Jonatan Jansson » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @dotmavriq@social.dotmavriq.life

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @nina_kali_nina
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                What about the new Gentoo for GNU HERD?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Nina Kalinina [she/her] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @nina_kali_nina@tech.lgbt

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @dotmavriq apparently they slopcoded their SMP support

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]nash » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @nash@labyrinth.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    you ever write code so inefficient they have to update the whole power grid

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]宮城巴惠 :sakurastar_verified: [he/him/she/her/they/them/whatever] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @KitsuneofInari@mastodon.sakura-star.net

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Krita’s Maintainer is awesome!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Krita Maintainer Halla posting that reads: 

“Speaking as the Krita maintainer, I don’t want us to accept any LLM-generated code into Krita.

Some may say, as long as the contributor understands the code it’s fine, but that’s a fallacy.

No programmer really fully understands the code they are working with (otherwise bugzilla would be empty); but with LLM-generated code they haven’t even put any thought into it. That code will be unmaintainable.

And that’s even completely apart from the fact that using LLM’s to generate code lowers your cognitive capacity, burns up the planet, destroys water sources all over the world and takes away from people what fits them best: being creative together with other humans.

The right thing to do could be to, after you’ve experimented in this environmentally-disastrous way, to describe the feature you reached and wanted and make a wish item in bugzilla, or discuss it here, and then let people who can code implement it in a responsible way.”

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Alt...Krita Maintainer Halla posting that reads: “Speaking as the Krita maintainer, I don’t want us to accept any LLM-generated code into Krita. Some may say, as long as the contributor understands the code it’s fine, but that’s a fallacy. No programmer really fully understands the code they are working with (otherwise bugzilla would be empty); but with LLM-generated code they haven’t even put any thought into it. That code will be unmaintainable. And that’s even completely apart from the fact that using LLM’s to generate code lowers your cognitive capacity, burns up the planet, destroys water sources all over the world and takes away from people what fits them best: being creative together with other humans. The right thing to do could be to, after you’ve experimented in this environmentally-disastrous way, to describe the feature you reached and wanted and make a wish item in bugzilla, or discuss it here, and then let people who can code implement it in a responsible way.”

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Cowinka Poníčková, somehow still here » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @poni@ak.kawen.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    poni 18+ alt

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    you are not ready for this poni:5
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    we are not ready for this poni:7

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?](j) osiet the :KulaZKosmosu: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @josie@wbrew.radom.pl

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @poni I would prefer not to.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    What are going to post there? Practical tips for young people thinking of obtaining their drivers license?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Cowinka Poníčková, somehow still here » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @poni@ak.kawen.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @josie sometimes i wish i could be as evil as you

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?](j) osiet the :KulaZKosmosu: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @josie@wbrew.radom.pl

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @poni @josie you left academia too early to achieve this stage of grief

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Cowinka Poníčková, somehow still here » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @poni@ak.kawen.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @josie maybe the academia left me

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]ozzi » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]ManMachine » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @max@manmachine.me

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            that's what it's designed to do

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]ozzi » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @max@manmachine.me
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              sometimes it also gives fancy degrees so fancy employers can leave you broken

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              or you stay in academia forever and continue the cycle

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]abadidea [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                IT'S HAPPENING

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                GITHUB, THE FIRST ENTERPRISE CLOUD SOLUTION TO REACH ZERO NINES RELIABILITY

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                mrshu.github.io/github-statuse

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                uptime graph reading: 95 incidents in last 90 days - 89.91% uptime

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Alt...uptime graph reading: 95 incidents in last 90 days - 89.91% uptime

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                classic meme image: "it's happening" with Ron Paul laser show

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Roger BW 😷 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @RogerBW@discordian.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @0xabad1dea Codeberg can't manage that, even with all the DDoSes!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]David Chisnall (*Now with 50% more sarcasm!*) » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @david_chisnall@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @0xabad1dea

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    There are two nines in their uptime number!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    No one said they had to be leading digits…

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Thepi » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @thepi@urusai.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @0xabad1dea aw hell yeah zero nines

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]abadidea [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I am going to once again clarify that a) this is an independent third party tracker b) it tracks ten subsystems and overlays all incidents on one timeline to arrive at the sub-90% overall reliability; it does not mean that the github site is just completely dead 10% of the time.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Dimitri Bouniol » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @dimitribouniol@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @0xabad1dea I mean, it also doesn’t _not_ say that 😛

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]наб » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @nabijaczleweli@101010.pl

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @0xabad1dea sure as hell feels like it though

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]abadidea [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I am in a hell entirely of my own making; a hell where I get the reply “but there are still two nines in that number,” forever

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Sophie of Ratsnake Games [she/her, i guess] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @ratsnakegames@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @0xabad1dea "Local dog owner DOSes Github to defuse social media joke, news at 11"

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Kraftwerk-Das Model Collapse [he/None/ask] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @dngrs@chaos.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @0xabad1dea we all know there are two nines in strawberry

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]abadidea [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I'll assume the half of these that I can't actually read because they use the "only visible to people logged in to bluesky" toggle are all, to the last, the same "two nines" reply 😂

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                a notification from bridgy letting me know that I have like six billion replies from bluesky users not directly bridged to mastodon.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Alt...a notification from bridgy letting me know that I have like six billion replies from bluesky users not directly bridged to mastodon.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]abadidea [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                GIRL I GOT MORE NINES THAN GITHUB :blobcatcool:

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Screenshot showing my post has over 900 reboggles and over 1000 likes. … and exactly 69 replies

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Misty [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @misty@digipres.club

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @0xabad1dea Congrats / condolences

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]abadidea [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @misty no one’s been unhinged at me at least, I’ve just gotten the same joke reply dozens of times

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Sham 🏳️‍🌈 » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @shammers@mastodon.coffee

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @0xabad1dea that reply number tho. nice.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Mike Edey » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @mce@cosocial.ca

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @0xabad1dea little endian don’t count.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Joacim Jacobsson » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @jjacobsson@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @0xabad1dea In Trumps voice: "I have the most nines. The best nines. The greatest nines the world has ever seen."

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Graham Sutherland -> EMF 📞8087 » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @gsuberland@chaos.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @0xabad1dea presumably alongside a lot of "but there are still four nines in total in the picture"

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Sandro :nixos: :verified_gay: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @sandro@c3d2.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @0xabad1dea you forgot leading 😅

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]🇺🇦 Anna Filina » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @afilina@phpc.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @0xabad1dea It's still a good overview of the end user experience.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                When I try to merge a PR, I need several other services to work correctly, so when one is down, I still can't do anything properly. A bit like if my keyborad is broken, a working screen isn't very useful.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]trenchworms » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @trenchworms@eldritch.cafe

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @0xabad1dea my self-hosted gitea has a higher uptime lmao

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]mathieui » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @mathieui@piaille.fr

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @0xabad1dea Maybe github management counts that as "two nines"'?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Michael Simons » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @rotnroll666@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @0xabad1dea There's still two 9s in there. Depending on what or who that is counting, that is probably just fine.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]HTPC NZ » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @htpcnz@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @0xabad1dea copilot is flying it straight in to a cliff face...

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]sobkas » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @sobkas@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @0xabad1dea waiting for 0.99999% reliability, see there are five of them and this is where it counts

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Dave [He / Him] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @Laird_Dave@chaos.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @0xabad1dea there are 2 nines in there, I don't see the issue :P

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Raphaël V [they/them] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @raphv@social.edu.nl

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @0xabad1dea Thank goodness GitHub is just a popular code repository, and not something anyone would treat as an essential piece of infrastructure in their software provisioning, integration, distribution or whatever process.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Mind of Frankestein » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @tychosoft@social.tchncs.de

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @0xabad1dea That's like when GE merged with Bell Atlantic, and we got the worst quality of service paired with the lowest reliability provider. Just getting dial tone was a crap shoot...

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]James Henstridge » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @jamesh@aus.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @0xabad1dea sure, if you're going to be a stick in the mud and only count nines at the start of the number.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  If you get rid of that restriction, they've still got two nines.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Marc 🐷🌏🍉 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @marc_eu@veganism.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @0xabad1dea
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    To make matters (much) worse, copilot seems to be very reliable ...

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Karpour » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @karpour@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @0xabad1dea I'm sure CoPilot would agree that 9.9999% is much easier to accomplish than 99.999%

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]mini [he/him, they/them] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @mini@perfect.moe

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @0xabad1dea I love that I am reading this while waiting for GitHub to fix their API throwing HTTP 503 errors :)

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]mini [he/him, they/them] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @mini@perfect.moe

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @0xabad1dea Also, I note, an issue that never made it to their status page!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]abadidea [she/her] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @mini yeah, the official status page is *comically* conservative because of misaligned incentives.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]grepe » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @grepe@ieji.de

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @0xabad1dea i really don't understand how and real companies still use microsoft products. and i try really hard. i build software infrastructure and do tool selection for developer teams for a living. my previous company used microsoft dynamic 365 as their CRM. they paid about 4 million per year euros for it (significant expense given the company size) and they threw away their own solution in favor of that. yet, the thing was down and unusable (as in whole departments of the company cannot do their work at all and we were bleeding hundreds of thousands in real money every few hours) at least once every two months! longest outages lasted 2 or 3 days. and that's not even counting all the consultancy expenses to manage and customize that thing because there was no internal know-how to do that. the company before that switched from one cloud to another for no apparent practical reason with disastrous consequences for development of the product... these kinds of management decisions are entirely irrational and the only way i can explain them is that companies like microsoft and google invest more in kickbacks to decision makers than into development of their products.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]standev [he/him] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @standev@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @0xabad1dea i mean it does have nines in it, so it’s the slop version of two nines

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]n1k0 » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @n1k0@mamot.fr

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @0xabad1dea sloptastic news!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]William Pietri » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @williampietri@sfba.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @0xabad1dea Looking at it positively, they do have 4 eights of reliability.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Ntropic » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @Ntropic@chaos.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @0xabad1dea Microsoft would argue that 89.91% actually has 2 9s

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Wordmark » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @wordmark@mas.to

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @0xabad1dea its probably running on now go codeberg.org

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]DJGummikuh » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @DJGummikuh@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @0xabad1dea I mean technically, they still have 2 nines there... 🤔 😅

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]bws » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @bws@social.linux.pizza

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @0xabad1dea microsoft can't devops.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]thegreekgeek » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @thegreekgeek@mstdn.io

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @0xabad1dea
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              "What are you talking about I see two nines right there." John Microsoft probably

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Teftuft 𓃹 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @teftuft@leporid.net

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @0xabad1dea I wonder at what point they will declare Uptime Bankruptcy and start fresh?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Alex » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @alexh@c.im

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @0xabad1dea
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @mogi ok maybe codeberg is doing alright lol

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Alun Jones » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @ftp_alun@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @0xabad1dea Paraphrasing Queeg, "it's got a nine in it".
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I've worked for enough companies that I've seen teams who couldn't even manage nine fives.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]XANTRONIX [they/them] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @xan@xantronix.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @0xabad1dea THERE ARE ZERO NINES

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      starting to think Microsoft has a humiliation kink

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Picard yelling in defiance of his Cardassian captor

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Alt...Picard yelling in defiance of his Cardassian captor

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Thibault D. » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @ThibaultDu@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @0xabad1dea The other day I got a 500 error just by creating a new issue with 5 text lines, that's how bad things have gotten. (Never happened before)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]boomhauer » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @boomhauer@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @0xabad1dea they're working toward 5 nines - 9.9999% uptime

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Richard Hendricks » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @hendric@astronomy.city

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @0xabad1dea 4 eights, here we goooooooo!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Renato Ramonda [He/Him] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @renatoram@fosstodon.org

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @0xabad1dea WDYM, 89,9 has TWO nines!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Melroy van den Berg » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @melroy@mastodon.melroy.org

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @0xabad1dea soon we try to keep track of percentage down time instead of uptime 🤣

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]ronaldopace » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @ronaldopace@androiddev.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @0xabad1dea this is beautiful! Thanks for sharing and giving us hope!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Jon » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @oddhack@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @0xabad1dea Like Copilot, github is Only For Entertainment.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Fiona Ebner 🦊 » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @totientfunction@mathstodon.xyz

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @0xabad1dea Nobody ever got fired by being bought by Microsoft...wait!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]scarlett [They/Them] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @scarlett@gamepad.club

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @0xabad1dea fake, I can see 2 nines right there. :P

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]TrimTab 🇺🇦 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @TrimTab@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @0xabad1dea

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Has Github tried turning it off and then on again? 5 times? Its probably all windows and azure based now since the takeover, so they need to boot the hell out of it all i bet.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          The whole back end is also probably vibe coded by copilot. I strongly advise people migrate their projects to greener pastures that don't feed the MS attack chain.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]DressToKILT » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @dresstokilt@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @0xabad1dea people in the comments channeling their inner Gul Madred "there are two nines."

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Stephen Brooks 🦆 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @sjb@mstdn.io

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @0xabad1dea Soon the reason I don't use Github will be "I can't access it" rather than "I don't use centralised services or Git".

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Sharpe! [He/his/him] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @Rgsharpe@sfba.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I never had use for it myself, but I am gobsmacked how many people and projects continued to use Github after Microsoft bought it. Everything piece of bullshit that has happened since was foreseeable and foreseen.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]VinDuv [He/him] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @VinDuv@m.vinduv.app

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @0xabad1dea We have reached the singularity

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                A screenshot of the non-official GitHub status page. it displays an error message after a picture of a very angry unicorn head:

We're having a really bad day.

The Unicorns have taken over. We're doing our best to get them under control and get GitHub back up and running.

Contact Support — GitHub Status — @githubstatus

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Rob Williamson [He/him/his] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @eswag@dju.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @0xabad1dea

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  How very dare you! 89.43% still contains a 9.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Owl Eyes » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @d1@autistics.life

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @0xabad1dea ...and nobody's actually leaving though, to speak of. The network effects are too strong. I prefer myself, BTW

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]tapeloop » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @tapeloop@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @0xabad1dea they misunderstood and their SLA says nine 5’s instead

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]hko 😷🪁 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @hko@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        So apparently the source code of one highly valued, LLM-based code-production product has been inspected by external actors, and found to be extensive, but not exactly an impressive feat of engineering.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Reportedly it consists in some part of natural language directions that attempt to coax, beg, and beseech the text generator to produce desired kinds of output.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Has anyone coined the term "autocompleading" for this style of software development yet?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Polybius Monk [he / him] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @pikesley@mastodon.me.uk

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        INTERCAL: We have keywords like PLEASE and IGNORE because we think it's funny

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Anthropic: We have PLEASE and IGNORE *baked into our source-code* because we have no fucking idea how this thing works

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Eniko Fox » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        RE: neuromatch.social/@jonny/11632

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        so the take-away from this is that all of this agentic stuff backend is just begging the LLM to please, please not fuck up? am i getting this right?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]jonny (nonvenomous) [they/them] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @jonny@neuromatch.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • Claude code source "leaks" in a mapfile
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • people immediately use the code laundering machines to code launder the code laundering frontend
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • now many dubious open source-ish knockoffs in python and rust being derived directly from the source

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        What's anthropic going to do, sue them? Insist in court that LLM recreating copyrighted code is a violation of copyright???

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Tuxic [they/them] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @tuxic@mastodon.xyz

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @eniko we had an internal workshop about this (a lot of techbros at work...) and yes, that is basically it, begging and praying (and spending enough money to hire more people)

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Eniko Fox » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          this isn't engineering this is a religious cult

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]c-x-b :verified: :verified: [he/him] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @cxberger@mastodon.boiler.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @eniko gotta preach the TESCREAL gospel or the Basilisk will get ya

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Billy O'Neal » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @malwareminigun@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @eniko maybe this is a hot take but I think having employees can be a lot like this which is why it doesn’t raise red flags for managers

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Andrew [he/him/any] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @andrewt@mathstodon.xyz

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @eniko yeah, this is how all AI "engineering" works under the hood. every time the model does something stupid, they write an extra bit of system prompt to burn a few tokens explaining not to do that thing. same exact energy as shadiversity writing "correct anatomy, perfect lighting, masterpiece x1000000" at the end of every prompt as if the model knows how to do those things but simply chose not to

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]J M Berntson [she/her, they/them] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @jedimb@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @eniko A vast mass of bad code held together by duct tape (and prayers).

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Mx. Eddie R [They/them] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @silvermoon82@wandering.shop

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @eniko
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Also, "please don't do crimes".

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Nanoraptor boosted

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Nanoraptor [She/Her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @NanoRaptor@bitbang.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Will you most likely pick:

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    This first option.:59
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    The classic second.:116
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Definitely the fourth.:196
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Lucky third.:213

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Alice Averlong🏳️‍⚧️ [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @foone@digipres.club

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    PSA:

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    2. If you are silly, you must stay silly

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Alice Averlong🏳️‍⚧️ [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @foone@digipres.club

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    (this is a 2023 tumblr post I made, and I'd crossposted it to Blusky but apparently not mastodon!)

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]ThatHumanBeing » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @ThatHumanBeing@social.vivaldi.net

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @foone that’s what 23 years and how many names ago?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Matthew Dockrey » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @attoparsec@clacks.link

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @foone I was born silly, and I will die silly.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]gnate » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @gnate@ohai.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @attoparsec @foone

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        You either die silly, or live long enough to become silly.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Zuthal [he/him] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @zuthal@floofy.tech

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @foone if you are silly, you must look for ways to get sillier

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Alice Averlong🏳️‍⚧️ [she/her] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @foone@digipres.club

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @zuthal good addition. we can always be sillier

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]🏳️‍⚧️The Jayne Train 🚂 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @Jay@beige.party

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @foone I'm working on it 😅

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]LR » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @lritter@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @foone i never got favs for being silly. so i stopped. i'm not going to be silly for silliness' sake! i need signs of salience! otherwise i'm thinking i am making a big mistake! why am i yelling!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]kuranobi » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @kuranobi@mas.to

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @foone The silly must flooooooow

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Crowjane » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @Crowjane@mastodon.sdf.org

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @foone

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Surely goodness and silliness shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the Silly forever,
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Wearing a fake mustache and horned rimmed glasses and carrying a whoppe cushion, Because why not?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Michael ☕️ » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @mcpinson@mas.to

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @foone
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      This is the way

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Ben Royce V͎O͎T͎E͎ ᶜʸⁿⁱᶜⁱˢᵐ ⁼ ᵃᶜᶜᵉᵖᵗᵃⁿᶜᵉ » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @benroyce@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @foone

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        the only possible response:

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Alt...a woman touches a painting in a part with red pigment and then proceeds to gradually turn red herself

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Pino Carafa » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @rozeboosje@masto.ai

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @foone

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "Always has been" meme for "Is it silly?"

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Alt..."Always has been" meme for "Is it silly?"

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Bewilderbeast » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @Bewilderbeast@ohai.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @foone HONK! (of approval)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Clarissa | making Enigma Heart » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @ClarusPlusPlus@gamedev.lgbt

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @foone I'm doing my best! And always researching new and innovative ways to reach sillier heights! 🩷

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Alice Averlong🏳️‍⚧️ [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @foone@digipres.club

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @ClarusPlusPlus 🫡 thank you for your service to silliness

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Bart Allen » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @barryallen2023@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @foone

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Alt...A man doing a silly dance where he is simply flailing his arms and legs around at a rapid pace.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]lizzzzard » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @lizzard@social.tchncs.de

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @foone how do I find way back to silliness, if all I feel is tired?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Synnef 🤍💙💛 [Any] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @synnef@woof.tech

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @foone you can never be silly enough, keep being silly :blobcatDerpy:

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Schw4rztee [They/them] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @Schw4rztee@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @foone Can I just be dry and serious to a silly degree?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Alice Averlong🏳️‍⚧️ [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @foone@digipres.club

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @Schw4rztee that's a valid way to be silly, yes

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]sport of sacred spherical cows » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @beadsland@beige.party

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @foone

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Silliously, take these rules seriously.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]ManMachine » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @max@manmachine.me

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @foone@digipres.club radical silly-bility

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]crouton » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @crouton@aus.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @foone the silly spiral will allow no one to escape

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Guillotine Jones, Flâneur » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @Guillotine_Jones@beige.party

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @foone
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  While the excellent points in your post, Alice, may be suggestions elsewhere, I for one, am of the opinion that here on the Fediverse, they are the law.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]lanefu » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @lanefu@social.linux.pizza

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @foone thank you for the reminder. My silliness does not summon as easily as it uses to.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Alice Averlong🏳️‍⚧️ [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @foone@digipres.club

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @lanefu Yeah, that's why you gotta work at it! it's too easy to slowly lose your silliness as you age, so you gotta fight it. You gotta work on keeping your silly around, or you'll wake up one day and you're 70 and it's been gone for decades

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Nu Modular » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @numodular@c.im

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @foone The Ministry of Silly Walks, runs amok!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Martin » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @mcourcel@allovertheplace.ca

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @foone Definitely words to live by!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Rachael » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @SpiceyStrawberryDiamond@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @foone Nah. Sometimes you gotta just put on your shoes and go. This is how to optimize life silliness-don't be a little silly all of the time-find places where you can let that out to its fullest extent

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]jandi » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @jandi@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @foone ...and this is The Way of the Silly-Fu.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]KrazyKat » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @KikoKate@mstdn.party

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @foone Harrumph!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Ghost » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @ghost@floofy.tech

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @foone I'm silly but not really more sad then silly

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Grant » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @gsymon@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @foone

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    That's just silly.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]ChookMother 🇦🇺🦘 » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @anne_twain@theblower.au

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @foone When I was a kindergarten teacher I never told the kids not to be silly. Why not? Well, it's a miserable old world if you can't be silly when you're only 4 years old. Sometimes I would join in being silly with them. Silliness is a kind of creativity.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Jens Finkhäuser » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @jens@social.finkhaeuser.de

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @foone Seems a little silly to me.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Naiyer » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @naiyer@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @foone

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Why should a man bother to be serious when he knows that one day he will get buried along with all his seriousness.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          - Ibn-e-Safi, Kali Tasweer (Imran series 26), 1957

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Nicky Donna » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @nickynah@rebel.ar

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            4. If you don’t want to be silly, go to silly therapy (essentially the fediverse)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @foone

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              ManMachine boosted

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]echo's location [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @dollbait@girlcock.club

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              1. assume every camera has film unless you personally verify otherwise
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              2. never point a camera at something you're not willing to photograph
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              3. never put your finger on the shutter button until you're ready to take a photograph
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              4. always be aware of the subject of your photograph and what is behind the subject

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]ozzi » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              We back? We back.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Ozzelot :runbsd: [they/he/any] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @ozzelot@mstdn.social

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]ozzi » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @ozzelot@mstdn.social
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              We more back. We will not elaborate about the operating systems we were or were not running on the router and the flash devices we were or were not doing so from. Still got DDNS to fix, hang tight.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]ManMachine » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @max@manmachine.me

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Eniko Fox » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                best dosbox

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                original:11
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                x:18
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                staging:14
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Ozzelot :runbsd: [they/he/any] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @ozzelot@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @eniko
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                this is where i would show a boxed set of dos floppies... if i had one

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Machine Lord Zero » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @MachineLordZero@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @eniko *fires up the old XT*

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Mikey! » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @mWare@ottawa.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @eniko "btw"

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]amlor » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @amlor@fux.am

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @eniko 86box :D

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Eniko Fox boosted

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Eniko Fox » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Is anyone doing okay anymore?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I'm doing okay:206
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I'm not doing okay:426
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Other:106
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Keith » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @keydelk@fosstodon.org

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @eniko I guess I’m doing as okay as one can with the world in chaos.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]vavakado :flaggenderfluid: [https://pronouns.cc/@vavakado] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @vavakado@mas.to

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @eniko are you doing okay?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Eniko Fox » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @vavakado i think maybe just barely yes

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]LezLiz 🏳️‍🌈 [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @LezLiz@mas.to

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @eniko I have set the bar pretty low for myself, but I'd like to think that I'm doing okay as long as I can pay the rent, which thankfully is the case at the moment.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]a writer » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @Dandelion@stormwaltz.net

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Just life [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @eniko

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              When the work year began on Jan 5, I had one full time and one part time game dev job.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              As of end of day today, I'm unemployed.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Eniko Fox » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Just life [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @Dandelion ugh i'm sorry

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Aviv » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @springogeek@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @eniko I oscillate between ok and not ok, currently in the not category, but hopefully it doesn't last long.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]KaijuCat [she/her (cis)] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @kaijucat@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @eniko I may not be thriving, but I am surviving

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Micah Ilbery ☕️ [he/him] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @micahilbery@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @eniko not really, but I keep trying.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Oblomov » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @oblomov@sociale.network

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @eniko I'm doing OK financially but I wish the world was a better place and I could help out more, so I marked it as Other

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]四 [he/him/his] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @yon@sakurajima.moe

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @eniko I wasn’t doing well 10 years ago, since then everything has gotten worse:/

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Morten Hilker-Skaaning [He/him] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @morten_skaaning@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @eniko "What do you mean, "bad"?
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Dr. Egon Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light."

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]boggo » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @boggo@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @eniko I hope the backrooms movie comes out before ww3

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                ManMachine boosted

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]mym » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @mym@toot.cat

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Aeva just said "UB San", short for "undefined behavior sanitizer", but between manga and Persona i heard it as "Mr. Undefined Behavior"

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