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Chid and Red are walking through a park.
Someone: "KIDS OVER HERE! THANK GOD YOU WENT BY! THIS TREE FELL ON ME! CAN YOU CALL FOR HELP?!"
Red: "Phone bad."
Chid nods.
Someone: "KIDS?! HELP ME!"
They continue.
Wolfman: "Hey kids, would you like to see my jet? I have BOOKS!"
Chid+Red: "Book good book good"
Chid: "Nice try!"
Red: "Pervert!"

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Hi! I want to tell you about my mobilek! You must be wondering - what is a mobilek?
Mobilek is my bestest friend in the whole wide world! Isn't he the cutest? He fits in my pocket so i can take him with me wherever I go!
Mobilek: "I'm in a pokit :D"
Isn't he the cutest? He can talk to satellites too!"
Satelite: "Hi!"
Mobilek: "Hi!"
With my best friend Mobilek I can access pornography and order Pepsi anywhere in the world!
(product not to scale)

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Chid+Red: Phone Bad PHONE BAD phone bad Phone Bad Yeah
Mister Mobilek: "I am MOBILEK!"
Red: "Wow."
Chid: "Based."