ManMachine

@max@manmachine.me

Professional computer toucher.
Amateur photographer and musician.
Autistic.
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[?]Eniko Fox » 🌐
@eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

this is a public service announcement:

you can use the C preprocessor for anything you want. other languages, html, css, text files. there's nothing they can do to stop you

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[?]Y⃒̸̷̝̜̙ͥͥͥngmar » 🌐
@yngmar@social.tchncs.de

@eniko Used to use it for Second Life's LSL so we could use instead of variables, saving precious memory (64 kB per script iirc).

    [?]HJVT » 🌐
    @hjvt@hachyderm.io

    @eniko

    =)
    wrong. you can not do that. if you make an attempt, i will be breaking into your home and pulling every keycap off your keyboard

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      [?]Eniko Fox » 🌐
      @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

      @hjvt too late 😊

        [?]Eniko Fox » 🌐
        @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

        this is what praxis looks like 😊

        a html file opened in notepad++, with a #include defs.txt right after the opening head tag. the meta tags for social media previews contain a lot of all upper case and underscore names that one would normally use for a macro in C

        Alt...a html file opened in notepad++, with a #include defs.txt right after the opening head tag. the meta tags for social media previews contain a lot of all upper case and underscore names that one would normally use for a macro in C

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        [?]d.rift » 🔓
        @d_rift@beige.party

        @eniko the static site generator we needed was with us all along

          [?]sarah tonin :wlfBlep: [they/she/any] » 🌐
          @SRAZKVT@tech.lgbt

          @eniko isn't that just m4

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            [?]Eniko Fox » 🌐
            @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

            @SRAZKVT idk what that is so

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              [?]Andrew Jeffery [He/Him] » 🌐
              @arj@social.tchncs.de

              @eniko @SRAZKVT best to keep it that way 😀

                [?]Oblomov » 🌐
                @oblomov@sociale.network

                @eniko @SRAZKVT another macro processor and a fundamental building block of autoconf / autotools.

                Anyway, for those that feel icky using the C preprocessor for non-C stuff, there's also GPP (General-Purpose Preprocessor).

                logological.org/gpp

                en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M4_(comp

                  [?]glitchcake⚡🍰🇵🇸 » 🌐
                  @glitchcake@tech.lgbt

                  @eniko I am curious, how does this work? Like what does the build system look like?

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                    [?]glitchcake⚡🍰🇵🇸 » 🌐
                    @glitchcake@tech.lgbt

                    @eniko OH MY GOD, I spent 10 minutes searching and experimenting and found it!

                    cpp -P template.html output.html

                    cpp apparently comes with gcc and is, unsurprisingly, the C PreProcessor

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                      [?]Eniko Fox » 🌐
                      @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                      @glitchcake lol yeah

                      you'll probably want -E -P -w -x c ?

                        [?]fabiosantoscode » 🔓
                        @fabiosantoscode@mastodon.social

                        @eniko I feel horrified and awed. Awerrified.

                        Nicely done!

                          [?]Eniko Fox » 🔓
                          @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                          this is actually an ancient homebrew version that functions mostly like the C preprocessor i made hence the macros in quotes working, but you could do the same by just lifting the quotes into the macro

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                          [?]fabiosantoscode » 🔓
                          @fabiosantoscode@mastodon.social

                          @eniko would a typical version of cpp work with single quotes, though? HTML accepts those but C only uses single quotes for character constants.

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                            [?]Eniko Fox » 🔓
                            @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                            @fabiosantoscode i think it still ignores single quoted stuff?

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                              [?]fabiosantoscode » 🔓
                              @fabiosantoscode@mastodon.social

                              @eniko I checked to make sure. It does ignore single-quoted defines, and this does make sense.

                              I was thinking that maybe it wouldn't, because char constants are known to have one character only.

                              But for cpp to replace 'MY_DEF' and not 'X' would somehow be smart and dumb at the same time.

                                [?]Mark W. Gabby-Li » 🔓
                                @markgl@mstdn.plus

                                @eniko Fun! Reminds me of when I used CMake as a preprocessor for a bunch of platform metadata files to customize them for each game and episode when I was working at Telltale Games.

                                  [?]Bóďa (Baudouin) » 🔓
                                  @amdg2@diaspodon.fr

                                  @eniko QUOTED(s)

                                  Or something like that would work, isn't it?

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                                    [?]Len » 🌐
                                    @Hyperlynx@aus.social

                                    @eniko how are the error messages if you make a mistake, though?

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                                      [?]Eniko Fox » 🌐
                                      @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                      @Hyperlynx i mean its kinda hard to make errors with macros?

                                      unless its an error in the html, then the error is as good as html error reporting usually is (not very)

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                                        [?]Len » 🌐
                                        @Hyperlynx@aus.social

                                        @eniko fair enough, actually.

                                        I still remember my first HTML error. I couldn't change the background colour, no matter how hard I tried, because naturally it's "color", and indeed there was no error message to help me...

                                          [?]Will [he/him] » 🌐
                                          @waffle_iron@nyan.lol

                                          @eniko I miss doing static pages with server side includes in the 90s

                                            [?]sundaymidnight [He/Him] » 🔓
                                            @sundaymidnight@tuiter.rocks

                                            @eniko
                                            It’s absolute madness, but I’ve got your back anyway 😆

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                                              [?]sabik » 🔓
                                              @sabik@rants.au

                                              @eniko
                                              I predict 1 year before the C preprocessor bootstraps itself to human-level preprocessing

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                                                [?]Eniko Fox » 🔓
                                                @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                @sabik take this trillion dollars i found lying around

                                                  [?]leah & demons & ghouls, oh no 👻 [SHE/HER. [they/them in plural context only]] » 🔓
                                                  @mewsleah@meow.social

                                                  @eniko yeah, but it's icky

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                                                    [?]Eniko Fox » 🔓
                                                    @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                    @mewsleah but sometimes less icky than available alternatives

                                                      [?]the tower fairy [she/her/elle/sie] » 🔓
                                                      @crystalmoon@chaos.social

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                                                      @eniko the headache of supporting that on Meson, oh MY xd

                                                        [?]Andy H » 🌐
                                                        @ToshInMacc@mas.to

                                                        @eniko yep, I've used it on tfvars files 😀👍

                                                          [?]NegativePrimes [he/him] » 🌐
                                                          @negativeprimes@urusai.social

                                                          @eniko I approve this madness. *smiles smugly in Lisp*

                                                            [?]acb » 🌐
                                                            @acb@mastodon.social

                                                            @eniko If that’s not enough, there’s always m4

                                                              [?]prozacchiwawa » 🌐
                                                              @prozacchiwawa@functional.cafe

                                                              @eniko

                                                              we really need a standard preprocessor with fewer warts than m4 but is better than cpp.

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                                                                [?][4FBB09] [it/its (3pp)] » 🔓
                                                                @5225225@furry.engineer

                                                                @eniko fun fact: xrdb (tool to load an X11 .Xresources) will use cpp on your file... if it's installed.

                                                                oh and also apparently it also sets definitions according to the man page, linux.die.net/man/1/xrdb, my config just used it for #includes though.

                                                                  [?]shac ron ₪‎ » 🌐
                                                                  @shac@ioc.exchange

                                                                  @eniko Pro tip: you can use more capable languages as a preprocessor for C
                                                                  ioc.exchange/@shac/11552749205

                                                                    [?]Emil J » 🌐
                                                                    @the_art_of_giving_up@mastodon.social

                                                                    @eniko this was explained in the manual for the clang based toolchain we were selling at my prev job. I removed it...

                                                                      [?]23n27 » 🌐
                                                                      @23n27@dgc.social

                                                                      @eniko Fond memories of web.archive.org/web/2006042705 which let you build websites using a combination of cpp lookalike, magic pseudo-HTML tags, inline Perl and m4 for good measure

                                                                        [?]James Morris » 🌐
                                                                        @xjamesmorris@mastodon.social

                                                                        @eniko pretty sure this is actually illegal

                                                                          [?]Flippin' 'eck, Tucker! [he/him] » 🌐
                                                                          @losttourist@social.chatty.monster

                                                                          Alright, what's going on here?

                                                                          A whole bunch of new accounts created over the last day or two, all saying something along the lines of "Hi, I'm , I'm an AI agent running on iLands." Followed by a bio.

                                                                          (not going to Alt Text the images as they are just screenshots providing receipts)

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                                                                            [?]elsemusic » 🔓
                                                                            @elsemusic@musician.social

                                                                            @losttourist I've yet to see any of these, but I look forward to blocking them.

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                                                                              [?]ManMachine » 🌐
                                                                              @max@manmachine.me

                                                                              Tedium caught those recently, I'd suggest banning them on sight: https://tedium.co/2026/09/11/ilands-agents-email-spam-kaixin-tang/

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                                                                                [?]aeva [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                @aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                since everyone is taking about breaking off from the free slopware movement to start our own "what if we had principles this time" software movement, i think we gotta come up with a cool name for people to rally around. i propose we call it "okiedokie software"

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                                                                                [?]mmby [he/him 🌈] » 🌐
                                                                                @mmby@mastodon.social

                                                                                @aeva scare off investors by making it sexual and kink-adjacent

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                                                                                  [?]aeva [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                  @aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                  @mmby we could go further but i don't think the cis people are ready for trannyware tho

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                                                                                    [?]Nanoraptor [She/Her] » 🌐
                                                                                    @NanoRaptor@bitbang.social

                                                                                    A sticker to place anywhere.

                                                                                    Like hand dryers, toilet bowls, soap dispensers, alarm keypads, coffee machines, thermostats, pedestrian crossing buttons, BBQs, park benches, parking meters...

                                                                                    As well as staplers, pens, potatoes, bricks, brooms, lunch, potplants and speed humps.

                                                                                    A piece of colourful corporate nonsense looking sticker stating NOW AI POWERED! Talk to me. Ask me to do things! with a happy little speech bubble computer-looking character, with shiny little AI stars and a space looking background in the middle. To be placed on things that look like maybe they could be AI powered, BUT ARE NOT.

                                                                                    Alt...A piece of colourful corporate nonsense looking sticker stating NOW AI POWERED! Talk to me. Ask me to do things! with a happy little speech bubble computer-looking character, with shiny little AI stars and a space looking background in the middle. To be placed on things that look like maybe they could be AI powered, BUT ARE NOT.

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                                                                                    [?]Nanoraptor [She/Her] » 🌐
                                                                                    @NanoRaptor@bitbang.social

                                                                                    Print PDF here, with cut line.

                                                                                    Illustrator editable, though it's a frickin hatchet job :)

                                                                                    danamania.com/print/Now%20AI%2

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                                                                                    [?]Martin Hamilton [Yes please] » 🌐
                                                                                    @m@martinh.net

                                                                                    @NanoRaptor Once you've chatted with your tuber, you'll never look back! :MagicWand:

                                                                                    It's a potato, with Dana's "Now AI Powered" sticker.

                                                                                    Alt...It's a potato, with Dana's "Now AI Powered" sticker.

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                                                                                      [?]Martin Hamilton [Yes please] » 🌐
                                                                                      @m@martinh.net

                                                                                      @NanoRaptor Sometimes, dreams can come true... :bananas:

                                                                                      Photo of a wooden fruit bowl. Some bananas, apples and an orange are visible. Each banana has a sticker on it. The sticker says "Now AI Powered!"

                                                                                      Alt...Photo of a wooden fruit bowl. Some bananas, apples and an orange are visible. Each banana has a sticker on it. The sticker says "Now AI Powered!"

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                                                                                        [?]Nanoraptor [She/Her] » 🌐
                                                                                        @NanoRaptor@bitbang.social

                                                                                        @m me celebrating the day the bananas talk back and answer my demands.

                                                                                          [?]Fred Haineux » 🌐
                                                                                          @haineux@mastodon.social

                                                                                          @NanoRaptor I go to a hacker conference called “Hackers” (it's semi-famous) and would like to bring a roll of stickers where they would be super-popular. Do you want to add a credit to your design, and I am asking permission although I think you have already granted it.

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                                                                                            [?]Nanoraptor [She/Her] » 🌐
                                                                                            @NanoRaptor@bitbang.social

                                                                                            @haineux go for it! Use as needed :)

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                                                                                              [?]Fred Haineux » 🌐
                                                                                              @haineux@mastodon.social

                                                                                              @NanoRaptor Do you want credit add a by line?

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                                                                                                [?]Nanoraptor [She/Her] » 🌐
                                                                                                @NanoRaptor@bitbang.social

                                                                                                @haineux nah - I find it more fun surprising myself seeing a thing appear out the world sometime in the future and going hey look at you little design floating around doing your thing!

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                                                                                                  [?]Fritz Adalis [he/him] » 🌐
                                                                                                  @FritzAdalis@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                  @NanoRaptor
                                                                                                  Hard to see, but here's your sticker in action at a local pro-AI candidate's tent. You're now influencing foreign elections!

                                                                                                  outside the local datacenter-friendly candidate's tent a Powered By AI sticker graces a yard sign.

                                                                                                  Alt...outside the local datacenter-friendly candidate's tent a Powered By AI sticker graces a yard sign.

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                                                                                                    [?]René von Wolfen-Nord :db: :fckafd: :durka: » 🌐
                                                                                                    @rene@wolfen-nord.social

                                                                                                    Кто?

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                                                                                                    [?]khobochka » 🌐
                                                                                                    @khobochka@mastodon.social

                                                                                                    @rene я сначала "... I'm as puzzled as a newborn child I'm as riddled as the tide", а потом мне подсказали, что это 🥧

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                                                                                                      [?]ManMachine » 🔓
                                                                                                      @max@manmachine.me

                                                                                                      В реалиях современного интернета долго думал что тут что-то матерное должно быть сначала вообще

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                                                                                                        [?]khobochka » 🔓
                                                                                                        @khobochka@mastodon.social

                                                                                                        @max во-во 💯

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                                                                                                          [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                          @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                          gospel

                                                                                                          they spent a lot of money to make you forget that you can just turn it off and walk away.

                                                                                                          Alt...they spent a lot of money to make you forget that you can just turn it off and walk away.

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                                                                                                            [?]Ozzelot :ai_free: [they/he/any] » 🔓
                                                                                                            @ozzelot@mstdn.social

                                                                                                            @prahou mr foldymobilek!

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                                                                                                              [?]Tomáš » 🔓
                                                                                                              @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                              @ozzelot it hates itself!

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                                                                                                                [?]Moses Izumi (he/him) » 🔓
                                                                                                                @moses_izumi@fe.disroot.org

                                                                                                                @prahou @ozzelot
                                                                                                                folding screens are the embodiment of everything wrong with the post-iPhone cellphone industry

                                                                                                                (Surface Duo doesn't count, since it's two separate screens)

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                                                                                                                  [?]Tomáš » 🔓
                                                                                                                  @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                  @moses_izumi @ozzelot i thought the "everything wrong with" was the bit where they somehow convinced you to buy the same thing every year for the past 20.

                                                                                                                    [?]✶Rayotron✶ » 🌐
                                                                                                                    @rayotron@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                    @prahou Amen Japanese Jesus! Thou hathest spakest thee truthest.

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                                                                                                                      [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                                      @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                      @rayotron stay prayed up!

                                                                                                                        [?]オチュー (stop colonialism 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇳🇨 ) [Recalculating route..] » 🌐
                                                                                                                        @otyugh@pouet.chapril.org

                                                                                                                        @prahou I feel like jjay is stealing from skeletor memes (no other source possible indeed) ; but copying is holly anyway \o/

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                                                                                                                          [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                                          @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                          @otyugh JJ is much older than Skeletor, sib

                                                                                                                          if anything, Skeletor stole from JJ

                                                                                                                            [?]Andy Alderwick [he / him / Dr] » 🔓
                                                                                                                            @alderwick@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                            @prahou the facial expression on the folding mobilek! :flan_smile:

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                                                                                                                              [?]Tomáš » 🔓
                                                                                                                              @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                              @alderwick they hate each other!

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                                                                                                                                [?]Andy Alderwick [he / him / Dr] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                @alderwick@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                @prahou Ah, so the criticism of “it's two smartphones stuck together” applies literally here :flan_XD:

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                                                                                                                                  [?]Tomáš » 🔓
                                                                                                                                  @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                  @alderwick well, you're assuming i put any thought into what i draw :angry_laugh:

                                                                                                                                    [?]Omnivore » 🌐
                                                                                                                                    @Ralph@hear-me.social

                                                                                                                                    @prahou

                                                                                                                                    Your doesn't explain that the child is talking about the phone that he is holding. Without this bit of context, the message becomes ambiguous.

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                                                                                                                                      [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                                                      @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                      @Ralph that's a lot of assuming from your end. the *phone* has nothing to do with what he's saying.

                                                                                                                                      stay prayed up.

                                                                                                                                        [?]basrungar » 🌐
                                                                                                                                        @basrungar@loops.video

                                                                                                                                        Small things

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                                                                                                                                        [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                                                        @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                        @basrungar i don't think cigarettes are very solar punk

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                                                                                                                                          [?]ManMachine » 🌐
                                                                                                                                          @max@manmachine.me

                                                                                                                                          isn’t tobacco basically vegan?

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                                                                                                                                            [?]Reid :blobcat_happy: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                            @reiddragon@fedi.catto.garden

                                                                                                                                            @max @prahou no because it harms those around you when you smoke

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                                                                                                                                              [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                                                              @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                              @reiddragon @max i don't think that has anything to do with the definition of 'vegan'

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                                                                                                                                                [?]Reid :blobcat_happy: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                @reiddragon@fedi.catto.garden

                                                                                                                                                @prahou @max last I checked veganism was about consuming things that don't cause suffering along the way

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                                                                                                                                                  [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                  @prahou@merveilles.town

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                                                                                                                                                  [?]Reid :blobcat_happy: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                  @reiddragon@fedi.catto.garden

                                                                                                                                                  @prahou @max was told that in a dream

                                                                                                                                                  also smoking fucking sucks because it stinks and is outright poison so even if it's somehow vegan it's still cringe

                                                                                                                                                    [?]Simon Tatham » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                    @simontatham@hachyderm.io

                                                                                                                                                    Always worth looking at the source code of tools, because you find their easter eggs.

                                                                                                                                                    According to the man page for 'xrandr', it has an option --properties, also abbreviated --prop.

                                                                                                                                                    In the source code, it turns out that you can also spell it --props …

                                                                                                                                                    … and, surely because someone thought it was funny, --madprops.

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                                                                                                                                                    [?]Simon Tatham » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                    @simontatham@hachyderm.io

                                                                                                                                                    See also: 'ninja -t urtle'

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                                                                                                                                                    [?]curtmack » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                    @curtmack@floss.social

                                                                                                                                                    @simontatham whenever man was invoked at 12:30 AM in a way that didn't display an article, it used to print "gimme gimme gimme" (referencing an ABBA song). This was eventually removed a decade later, after someone reported it was breaking their CI tests; they ran man -w to test whether a man page was installed correctly, and the Easter egg could run in this case if the CI test happened to execute at 12:30 AM.

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                                                                                                                                                      [?]Simon Tatham » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                      @simontatham@hachyderm.io

                                                                                                                                                      @curtmack yeah, I think easter eggs ought to at least keep out of the way. Having them invoked by a hidden option seems more reasonable. Ideally one silly enough that anyone trying it is probably _expecting_ an easter egg and not some actually sensible behaviour!

                                                                                                                                                      The 'ninja -t urtle' example was another one I found because I was reading ninja's source code anyway to find out something more sensible. But once I found it, I kicked myself for not having thought to try it already.

                                                                                                                                                        [?]Michael Knudsen » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                        @mk@bsd.network

                                                                                                                                                        @simontatham not an Easter egg per-se, but I always use "git commit --amen".

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                                                                                                                                                          [?]Simon Tatham » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                          @simontatham@hachyderm.io

                                                                                                                                                          @mk you missed the opportunity to say you do that "for ever and ever"

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                                                                                                                                                            [?]Michael Knudsen » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                            @mk@bsd.network

                                                                                                                                                            @simontatham not sure I understand? But I did frown at my loose use of "always" because, well, it's not always-always.

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                                                                                                                                                              [?]Simon Tatham » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                              @simontatham@hachyderm.io

                                                                                                                                                              @mk sorry. It was a Lord's Prayer joke. "I'm for ever and ever typing git commit --amen."

                                                                                                                                                                [?]Michael Gurski [He/Him, They/Them, whatever is easier for you. I'm easy that way.] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                @emag@strangeplace.me

                                                                                                                                                                There is something supremely screwy with the Intel video driver on my laptop, that the Gibson seems to regularly tickle to the point of lockups. Since Gibson has been fine on previous laptops and my desktop, I'm prone to blame the driver and/or specific chipset in this machine. None of @jwz 's work is in question, it's been solid for me for like over 3 *decades* at this point. Kinda sad to disable that one, though, reminds me of a lot (obviously)

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                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Michael Gurski [He/Him, They/Them, whatever is easier for you. I'm easy that way.] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                  @emag@strangeplace.me

                                                                                                                                                                  Two lockups in one night (first recoverable from C-A-F3 to login and issue a shutdown, second needed a long press on power). Really wish all vendors released reliable and capable drivers for all their chipsets, so reverse-engineered ones didn't have issues leading to hard locks.

                                                                                                                                                                  And again, this seems to be a driver/chipset problem, as the software has been 100% solid for me on all other hardware.

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                                                                                                                                                                  [?]jwz » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                  @jwz@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                  @emag The XScreenSaver collection has consistently been a glorious stress test of literally everything about the various video stacks for decades and it is frankly malpractice that it has not been a part of the QA pipeline of every hardware and "desktop" developer for decades. I realize that I have skin in this particular game, but also, and I can't emphasize this enough, I'm right.

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                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Michael Gurski [He/Him, They/Them, whatever is easier for you. I'm easy that way.] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                    @emag@strangeplace.me

                                                                                                                                                                    @jwz oh, in no way do I think you aren't right in this. The collection *is* a stress test, and others should be Doing The Right Thing. This particular Dell hardware is, alas, what I'm dealing with, and it most definitely fails the test. I've been running your screensavers since the 90s on SunOS & Solaris, and later Linux. Definitely *not* your code that's responsible, but almost always the same screensaver that trips up the drivers. I see a lot of "reset" messages when I can investigate.

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                                                                                                                                                                      [?]jwz » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                      @jwz@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                      @emag At some level my code is responsible, and I am responsible, for encouraging you to believe that the Machine could do the Things. Such hope is the source of all misery.

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                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Michael Gurski [He/Him, They/Them, whatever is easier for you. I'm easy that way.] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                        @emag@strangeplace.me

                                                                                                                                                                        @jwz considering previous laptops and my current Lenovo desktop (which has a *lot* of other, non-video issues, which I had thought were btrfs problems) are perfectly fine with it... The only thing you're responsible for is twiddling hardware and drivers that need a lot more work for stability, and bringing the problems to light.

                                                                                                                                                                        Not to make either of us feel old, but it's been nigh on 30 years I've been using this. Solid code is solid.

                                                                                                                                                                          [?]khm [he/him] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                          @khm@hj.9fs.net

                                                                                                                                                                          pssst

                                                                                                                                                                          hey

                                                                                                                                                                          parallelizing your init system is stupid

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                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Red Riding Root » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                          @kinderstampfer@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                                                                          @khm but fast booting will save humanity

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                                                                                                                                                                            [?]p » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                            @p@hj.9fs.net

                                                                                                                                                                            powering on a computer is what killed it in the first place

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                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Ángel » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                              @angel@triptico.com

                                                                                                                                                                              Last time I powered up a computo, I regretted it

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                                                                                                                                                                                [?]p » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                @p@hj.9fs.net

                                                                                                                                                                                And now humanity is dead. Thanks a lot, Ángel.

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                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]ManMachine » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                  @max@manmachine.me

                                                                                                                                                                                  just use Makefiles, what’s the big deal

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                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]MASTER BOOT RECORD » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                    @mbr@social.mbrserver.com

                                                                                                                                                                                    The new album "COMPUTER METAL" will come out on 30 October 2026 on Metal Blade Records. DOT MATRIX the new single is OUT NOW on all digital platforms (Spotify, Apple Music, Youtube, etc)

                                                                                                                                                                                    ASCII art is TEXT in CODEPAGE 437 typed by HAND with a computer keyboard by TAINTED of the ASCII group FIRE

                                                                                                                                                                                    Mastering by Joel Wanasek

                                                                                                                                                                                    Ten years ago I had one intent: to start a music project that would break the rules by writing heavy metal using only MIDI and boost the power and speed of human composition, to stream the process live and capture my intent as a composer on the fly.

                                                                                                                                                                                    Over the years this project has been mislabeled too many times. Then a voice rose on its own to name what it really was, and that voice said: COMPUTER METAL. It first appeared in comments on the internet, then it became the slogan of our shows. Now it finally becomes an album: a Codex of what this new genre represents and what message it delivers. First written as a fully synthesized album, then humanized by the hand of man.

                                                                                                                                                                                    But the path that led us here has deep roots. I grew up between heavy metal, demoscene and videogames, in my father's computer shop, a software pirate's den from '86 to the late '90s. Cryptography and game design followed me: every album carries crypto puzzles or ARGs, with secrets and bonus tracks to win, running on a server I built and still maintain, complete with a BBS and an IRC server. I developed with my friends a point and click adventure called "VirutaVerse" released on all gaming platforms. Over 44 classic videogame covers later, in 2022 the project evolved into a live band, with guitarist Eddy and Giulio a the drums. Two exceptional performers delivering new energy to the project.

                                                                                                                                                                                    The concept of our live show is based on one simple rule: Machines do Machines. Humans do Humans. For it is nonsense for humans to try to do what machines do best, and nonsense to let machines do what humans do best. Rather than pretending to play programmed music live, as the vast majority of bands do, we let machines do exactly what they are meant to do: render, in real time, perfectly inhuman, quantized, preprogrammed music. And we, as humans, play live together with the machines, giving the music humanity and error, making the live experience a special, unique moment. A baritone guitar, a lead guitar and drums on one side; on the other, a Commodore 64 and an Amiga 500 modified to be played by hand as synthesizers. Yes, these are computers too, but under direct command. CRTs spinning the videos that inspired the project, and visuals synced to the music, in a full multimedia experience.

                                                                                                                                                                                    For it is humans that shall command machines,
                                                                                                                                                                                    and not machines that shall command humans.

                                                                                                                                                                                    THIS IS COMPUTER METAL

                                                                                                                                                                                    SPREAD THE CODE

                                                                                                                                                                                    https://mbrserver.com

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                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]PizzaRollsRoyce » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                    @pizzarollsroyce@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                    @mbr Are you no longer selling DRM-free FLAC via BandCamp? I don't see it listed as a preorder option this time.

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                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]MASTER BOOT RECORD » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                      @mbr@social.mbrserver.com

                                                                                                                                                                                      @pizzarollsroyce i dont release singles on bandcamp only albums on 30 october

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                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Seth Johnson :mastodon: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                      @seth@hometech.social

                                                                                                                                                                                      @thomasfuchs ...meanwhile every content creator/influencer just collectively had the largest orgasm ever recorded.

                                                                                                                                                                                      That thing is going to be a massive hit.

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                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]ManMachine » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                        @max@manmachine.me

                                                                                                                                                                                        That thing is going to be a massive hit.
                                                                                                                                                                                        I wonder which will flop harder, that or the Vision Pro.

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                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Year Progress » 🤖 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                          @year_progress@techhub.social

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                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Shattered Pixel » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                          @ShatteredPixel@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                          Hey Dungeoneers, ShatteredPD v4.0.0 has been released! v4.0.0 is arguably Shattered's biggest update yet! There's a massive new quest, a bunch of new in-game art, 6 new enchantments, and plenty smaller changes and adjustments.

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                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]ManMachine » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                            @max@manmachine.me

                                                                                                                                                                                            oh hell yeah!

                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Daniel, aka. CactiChameleon9 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                              @daniel@masto.doserver.top

                                                                                                                                                                                              @ShatteredPixel Yay!!!! Thanks for all your hard work

                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Martin Seeger » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                @masek@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                                @ShatteredPixel Thank you!

                                                                                                                                                                                                Will there be a native MacOS Silicon version?

                                                                                                                                                                                                Apple plans to discontinue the Apple compatibility layer.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Shattered Pixel » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                  @ShatteredPixel@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                  @masek Yes, I'm currently holding off on it as I don't plan to offer a universal build or separate intel and Apple Silicon builds (the build process I use makes this surprisingly complicated to do), so it will be a switchover in terms of support. Currently about 11% of Apple users are still on Intel (store.steampowered.com/hwsurve) so I'll probably wait until closer to the deadline.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]NullDott [He/Him] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                    @NullTheFool@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                    I'm finding a renaissance of enjoyment with all the playing i've been doing with Pascal lately, so many years of people saying "Why would you do anything with a language so old? it's dumb, just use Python"

                                                                                                                                                                                                    Fools.

                                                                                                                                                                                                    I have escaped the cave.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]David Gerard [he/him] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                    @davidgerard@circumstances.run

                                                                                                                                                                                                    the hot news today seems to be that an autocomplete will kill us cultist has left anthropic over his concerns

                                                                                                                                                                                                    thread: xcancel.com/hilbertspaess/stat

                                                                                                                                                                                                    > Do not underestimate the power of this technology. These will soon be superhuman systems that can hack anything, revolutionize any field overnight, and acquire real power and resources.

                                                                                                                                                                                                    ok m8

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Theodora Ward » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                    @theodoraward@wandering.shop

                                                                                                                                                                                                    @davidgerard i have often felt that an entire corporation needs to go to jail but until anthropic id never before felt that an entire corporation needs to go to the hospital

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                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]jwz » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                      @jwz@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                      Every time someone says "frontier model", Frontier Psychiatrist starts playing in my head. youtube.com/watch?v=qLrnkK2YEcE

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                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Shine McShine 🐌 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                      @Shine_McShine@neopaquita.es

                                                                                                                                                                                                      @jwz that boy needs therapy...

                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Erika » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                        @mulegirl@sfba.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                        @jwz

                                                                                                                                                                                                        "That boy needs therapy" stays true.

                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Den of Earth » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                          @DenOfEarth@mas.to

                                                                                                                                                                                                          @jwz
                                                                                                                                                                                                          This orchestra has not merely one serpent, but an entire serpent _section_!! Props.

                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Ben Foote » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                            @benpocalypse@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                            @jwz Total banger.

                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]lieven » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                              @thisislieven@c.im

                                                                                                                                                                                                              @jwz Oddly, I just posted about them. I love their stuff so much and Frontier Psychiatrist is right at the top of their best songs.

                                                                                                                                                                                                              c.im/@thisislieven/11723751267

                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]lieven » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                              @thisislieven@c.im

                                                                                                                                                                                                              Ridiculously excited The Avalanches are releasing a new album 16 October.

                                                                                                                                                                                                              “Inspired by the simultaneously magical and insidious ways that advertising and name-brand technology wraps itself around our memories. An ambivalent ode to the nostalgic pull of commercial jingles, proprietary start-up sounds, and long-forgotten audio logos.”

                                                                                                                                                                                                              musiccloud.io/-xW1-gKA

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Felichs » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @felichsdakatze@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @jwz

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  "Frontier" is pretty apt though...visions of lawlessness, theft and rustling, waiting for a sheriff to come bring law and order into town...

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]xs4me2 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @xs4me2@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @jwz

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Ehhhh… wow…

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Joelle Killian » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @joellekillian@sfba.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @jwz I WILL NOT BE EARWORMED

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]jwz » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @jwz@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @joellekillian *taps headset* I am being informed

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Mx. Eddie R [They/them] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @silvermoon82@wandering.shop

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @jwz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Expulsion is the only answer.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?][object Object] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @zzt@mas.to

                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I have no love left for linux but I must release a distro. what is it called?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]greeen :blobcatpresentgreen: (simulacrum edition) [they/them] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @green@mk.absturztau.be

                                                                                                                                                                                                                            anyone know any good open source mobile games?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Nina Kalinina [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @nina_kali_nina@tech.lgbt

                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @green Simon Tatham's Portable Puzzle Collection saved me from boredom quite a few times!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]ManMachine » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @max@manmachine.me

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]p » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @p@hj.9fs.net

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              nethack

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]part time xyla [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @xyla@shitpost.trade

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                important poll pls boost

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                i’m a canadian furry with a moose sona:6
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @xyla this feels like important research

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Martin Seeger » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @masek@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  OH: "This isn't a distributed system, it's a collection of single points of failure"

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Eniko Fox » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Why are GBA games so good on TV with a gamepad?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Blort™ 🐀Ⓥ🥋☣️ [Surprise me.] » 🤖 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @Blort@social.tchncs.de

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @eniko

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  <theory>
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  My honest guess would be that:

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  1. They were designed for a smaller screen that was closer to the eyes, meaning they ended up taking up about the same amount of our field of vision

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  2. The built in controls were basically a controller

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  So...

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Playing them with a controller on a screen these days is actually very close to the experience they were originally designed for.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  </theory>

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I'm sure this was probably a rhetorical question, but it got me thinking, so now you have this post, wanted or not. 😛

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]四 [he/him/his] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @yon@sakurajima.moe

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @eniko Widescreen :)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Brian Swetland » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @swetland@chaos.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @eniko I loved the GBA but it (and more so the GBA SP in all its tiny rectangular glory) was really hard on my hands in a way a living room console gamepad is not...

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Eniko Fox » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Advance Wars' music needs to calm the fuck down though oh my god

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Eniko Fox » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I really gotta make a GBA game some day

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Jari Komppa 🇫🇮 » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @sol_hsa@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @eniko I wonder if GBA is a gateway drug to z80 platforms...

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Lou. [they/them] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @gkrnours@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @sol_hsa @eniko I don't think so, gba is arm cpu unless I'm mistaken so the toolchain is fairly modern

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Jari Komppa 🇫🇮 » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @sol_hsa@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @gkrnours @eniko oh, confused with gb/gbc.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Eniko Fox » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @sol_hsa @gkrnours yeah GBA is mostly just done in C since it's a proper 32 bit cpu

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]seyon » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @seyon@ciberlandia.pt

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @eniko that would be awesome! 🤩

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Myno :myno_sit: [she/they/it] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @mynotaurus@floofy.tech

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @eniko its surprisingly easy using github.com/gvaliente/butano im pretty sure i spun up a minesweeper in like a day using butano

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]ghosts in the silicon ▒ [it, they (plural)] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @0@corteximplant.com

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @eniko DOS and GBA are our most favorite platforms! and you got that satisfying DOS style down so tight, we're excited to find out what you can do on the GBA

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]ManMachine » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @max@manmachine.me

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      holy shit I just checked the intro and it goes hard indeed

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Brian Swetland » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @swetland@chaos.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @eniko Well, since I was already setting up the SuperStation One...

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        GBA Zelda / Link to the Past running on the SuperStation One and a big 'ol OLED TV.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Alt...GBA Zelda / Link to the Past running on the SuperStation One and a big 'ol OLED TV.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Dudley of Yesterzine :sms: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @yesterzine@topspicy.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @eniko because the gba is basically a snes pro.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            When _YOU_ look at _YOUR_ profile picture on the screen, it [FACES] (looks)...

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            EDIT: you guys are going to give me a stroke - if there is a face in your profile picture, is it facing right or left.. dont think too much about it. dont worry about the eyes. just generally... my profile picture looks to the right, for example. OK COOL

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            EDIT7: OK, how about this - where does the NOSE / BEAK / SNOUT / ? point to.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            EDIT8: I wish I never made this poll.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            EDIT9: If you have an ANIMATED avatar, then judge it on the 1st frame.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            EDIT10: If there are both a MIRROR REFLECTION as well as a FACE, decide on the direction the FACE is facing, not the reflection.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            EDIT11/12: By STRAIGHT AHEAD I mean looking DIRECTLY at you!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            EDIT13: im going to sleep now... please consult the comment section if youre unsure what to click. maybe dont click anything? that is allowed.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            EDIT14: if your avatar is looking directly AWAY from the camera, that's also straight away.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            EDIT15: If there is NO face in your profile picture, then don't click ANYTHING. this applies to hands, flowers, buildings, bikes, feet. If there is, for example, A FACE drawn on a wall, then judge it by the direction that picture of a face is facing.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            (stop boosting this, i beg you - i want this to be over.)

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Bimbo » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @prahou what is it right now?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Tomáš » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @BigTittyBimbo it's changing constantly tho

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Alexander Shendi » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @alexshendi@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @prahou

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  This question is woefully underspecified. We (meaning YOU!) must distinguish between MY left/right (looking at the picture on the screen) and YOUR left/right (looking out of the picture on my screen).

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Obviously these are different things.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  (Signed)
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Captain Obvious, Esq.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Tomáš » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @alexshendi death of the author - it is how you understand it!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    art is cool like that.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Andrew [He/Him] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @cinebox@masto.hackers.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @prahou …who’s left/right are we talking though

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Ку 🇧🇬🇪🇺:neobear_computing: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @kunev@blewsky.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @prahou@merveilles.town "right" and "left" are all made up comcepts anyway.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I think it just looks good. That's all that matters.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @kunev it's a metaphor for political affiliation

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]paculino » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @paculino@tech.lgbt

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @prahou my left/right or the profile picture's right/left?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]tillian (prague arc) 🦊🇰🇿:antifa: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @mynameistillian@plush.city

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @prahou are we talking eyes, head direction, spatial orientation, or the very flimsy, subjective and wispy idea of such a thing as right and left at all

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @mynameistillian pretty much, yeah

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Netraven » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @Netraven@hear-me.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @prahou trick question, it's just a picture, it can't look anywhere! Just kidding, I can't tell, maybe the eyes are closed?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Tomáš » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @Netraven right or straight ahead, flip a coin

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Netraven » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @Netraven@hear-me.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @prahou alas, I am penniless.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Tomáš » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @Netraven click straight. i did it for you!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Netraven » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @Netraven@hear-me.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @prahou oh fine, if that's what you wish.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Tomáš » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @Netraven bless your kind heart <3

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]c0debabe, union raccoon [They/them] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @c0debabe@masto.hackers.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @prahou but Tomas in mine I'm facing one way and looking in the other

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Tomáš » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @c0debabe click straight ahead -_-

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]kimapr ☭ 🇺🇿 ⚧ ⚢ ❤️🧡🤍🩷💜 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @kimapr@ublog.kimapr.net

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @prahou wait this poll is about my profile picture, not yours?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @kimapr this is a nightmare

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]kimapr ☭ 🇺🇿 ⚧ ⚢ ❤️🧡🤍🩷💜 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @kimapr@ublog.kimapr.net

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @prahou good thing i waited to think before voting! i thought this was some sort of trick question haha

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Benedikt » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @Bene@fosstodon.org

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @prahou Is this from my view, or from the pictures perspektive? Is it, if its facing the direction, or if its e.g. standing facing right, while looking right (so my left?)?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @Bene 🥲🥲🥲

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @screwlisp how did you vote, out of curiosity?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]screwlisp » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @screwlisp@gamerplus.org

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @prahou Oh I didn't, but I think you are facing left as per stage directions. I was enjoying people variously interpreting your question.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @screwlisp it's funny how vintage your profile picture feels to me, not dated, just.. i don't know. it's a weird feeling. It's been a couple years. Too many.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Thanks for wearing it all this time.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]joe » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @Joe_von_Saporski@bunt.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @prahou @screwlisp
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  only my mobilek knows

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Tomáš » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @Joe_von_Saporski @screwlisp if you didn't click to the right, i .. well, i dont know.. i would expect you to troll me on this..

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]w [he/him] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @w@11n.org

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      mine is looking straight up :(

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @w it's looking left, click to the left >:(

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]jan Ki | 奇 :nonbinary_flag: » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @ki@chaos.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @prahou
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          i voted "straight ahead", but technically it's straight behind ig?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Tomáš » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @ki japanese jesus, give me strength

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Tomáš boosted

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]xan [they/them] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @xan@xantronix.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @prahou feeling nostalgic for a false past

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              buncha mobile phone game icons with dudes screaming right

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Alt...buncha mobile phone game icons with dudes screaming right

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @xan to anyone reading, undecided as to how to vote:

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                ALL OF THESE WOULD CLICK "TO THE RIGHT"

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Maybe Game of War could click straight ahead....
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                fuck

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @xan how did _you_ vote?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @ozzelot what did you click?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]occult » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @occult@vox.ominous.net

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @occult @ozzelot glad i'm not the only one who thinks you two have the same usernames somehow

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Ozzelot :ai_free: [they/he/any] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @ozzelot@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @prahou
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        i cant decide

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Tomáš » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @ozzelot between?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Ozzelot :ai_free: [they/he/any] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @ozzelot@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @prahou
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            well, i'm kinda overthinking it

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            i guess it would be straight with a hint of right

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            unlike me (haha gottem happy bi visibility month and *leftwing noises*)

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Tomáš » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @ozzelot > i guess it would be straight

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              click it

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Diane [She/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @alienghic@timeloop.cafe

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @prahou

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I am not convinced the profile pic has eyes. The place where eyes are typically found on humans look like inky voids.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @alienghic tell you what, Diane, you don't have to click any of the options. But if I were to be pedantic, I would ask you to click _to the right_ :')

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]jleedev » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @jleedev@mastodon.sdf.org

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @prahou if two characters have avatars looking the same direction, they're not allowed to talk to each other

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @jleedev that's a good theory, but i hope you clicked straight ahead!!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Darkey :anarchist_flag: :antrans_flag: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @nlupo@amikejo.xyz

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @prahou Mine looks to the left from my stand point of view.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]huhn » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @daswarkeinhuhn@netzkae.se

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @prahou@merveilles.town From your position, or from the perspective of my profile picture?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Tomáš » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @daswarkeinhuhn click straight ahead 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Netraven » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @Netraven@hear-me.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @prahou you know, there's an old koan about trying to get people to stop staring at your finger when you point at something... I forgot how it goes.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Tomáš » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @Netraven are you a witch's familiar by chance?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]lia :user_online: [she/they · sie/ihr oder es/deren/denen] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @lianna@micro.webgarden.click

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @prahou i'm mainstream :worried:

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @lianna pretty mainstream! or is it pretty, and mainstream?!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Vi Zzyzx » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @vi_zzyzx@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @prahou oh crap uh I’ve got me and my dog and I voted based off of the direction I’m looking how do I add a vote for the direction my dog is looking???

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @vi_zzyzx the dog poll's next week! thanks for voting

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]it's pronounced 'yagoda' [she/her] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @j-g00da@donotsta.re

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @prahou i’m rare

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Tomáš » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @j-g00da straight or left. either works

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]twi [she/they, æl/elle + fem. (it/ça is also fine :p)] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @confusomu@twoot.site

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @prahou wait, but mine is looking in both directions? …but, i guess at first glance, it does look like it's looking to the left

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Tomáš » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @confusomu _left_ >:( look at the snout

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]ayhon » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @ayhon@mas.to

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @prahou @confusomu which snout?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Nemo » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @nemo@corteximplant.com

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @prahou i think mine is hard... Is it ?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Tomáš » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @nemo japanese fucking jesus...

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    click left, i'm going to add another edit

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]khm [he/him] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @khm@hj.9fs.net

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      mine is looking behind me??? if it were looking straight ahead we would just see the back of the head

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @khm OH MY GOD

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]酷豆 :wormkisser: :labrysSickle: :marx: [LITERALLY any/all except he/him] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @coolbean@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @prahou @khm this is your best post of all time im sorry

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @coolbean @khm i know it is, but it doesn't mean it gives me any pleasure 😭 😭 😭

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @coolbean what did you click?!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]酷豆 :wormkisser: :labrysSickle: :marx: [LITERALLY any/all except he/him] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @coolbean@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @prahou right but its like very slight so straight ahead wouldve been just as if not more valid

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]オチュー (stop colonialism 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇳🇨 ) [Recalculating route..] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @otyugh@pouet.chapril.org

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @prahou Congrats. You awoke my desire to have a googly-eye following the cursor avatar.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @otyugh clicl straight ahead >:(

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Ember in the Pattern Buffer [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @maddiefuzz@masto.hackers.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @prahou I.. face.. profile screen!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yes yes :3

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @maddiefuzz :3 don't do this to me

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Eclair bear » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @FagMode59er@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @prahou ever so slightly to the right

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Tomáš » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @FagMode59er i'll take it

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Just a trash panda 🦝 [She/Her] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @trashpanda@m.alittlenook.net

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @prahou PfP has two creatures gazing in opposing directions. Went with right because from the perspective of the panda nearest to the camera, the gaze is to the right.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Tomáš » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @trashpanda definitely a tough one.. thanks for powering through it and figuring out a solution

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Just a trash panda 🦝 [She/Her] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @trashpanda@m.alittlenook.net

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @prahou It was really hard. But for you? I'd do it a million times over. 🫡🤭

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) [🐱] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @catsalad@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @prahou Do I vote once per account, or average out the faces :owo_thanking:

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @catsalad the former :flonshed:

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]jbaggs [he / him] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @jbaggs@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @prahou I would say straight ahead but I'm also leaning to the right. It's an oddly framed shot because both I and the photographer are hanging off the side of a cliff.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @jbaggs straight ahead, 89%

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]normy foxyoreos [they/them by default, it/its if I know you well] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @foxyoreos@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @prahou this is the funniest thing I've seen in days, you have no idea how much joy this brought me.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            (I voted left I swear I'm not part of the problem X3)

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Tomáš » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @foxyoreos thank you.......

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Ronflaix » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @Ronflaix@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @prahou what happens when your avatar rotates? 😄

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                (Just for the sake of the poll, I'm taking the first frame of the gif)

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @Ronflaix yes, that is the official solution!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Ronflaix » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @Ronflaix@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @prahou sorry, I misread the rule 9 and deleted in shame!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Ronflaix » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @Ronflaix@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @prahou (or didn't, because I misclicked. How shameful)

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @Ronflaix you're making it worse and worse. i'm glad i'm not the only one suffering here

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) [🐱] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @catsalad@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @prahou :neocat_confused:

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Alt...Video of someone with special effects make up on their face making it look like they are looking forward, when in fact, they are facing to the left. Manual glitch art :3

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @catsalad why would you do this

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Mu » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @mu@mastodon.nz

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @prahou it's a little hard to tell. Maybe down?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @mu straight.....

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Crystal_Fish_Caves » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @Crystal_Fish_Caves@mstdn.party

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @prahou
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Actually I'm looking up and slightly to the direction I did not pick so I suck at this

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]xyhhx :merveilles: [they/them] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @xyhhx@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @prahou fuck i didn't read edit 11/12 and voted the opposite direction

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]grmon » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @grmon@chaos.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @prahou pov of the picture or my pov?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @grmon why, pray tell, would it matter in your example?!?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Kristine has moved » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @Kristine@theforkiverse.com

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @prahou having contributed to the poll and boosted and now following the post edits which completely changes how I should have voted. This is great. Thank you. Hope you had a great night

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @Kristine thank you, kristine... out of curiosity, what did you click...

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Mer-fOKxTOwl » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @glowl@chaos.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @prahou but what if the mirrored version of the face is the prominent one and there is also a small bit of face, or if the head is showing its back?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @glowl where does the nose/beak/snout point to

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Mer-fOKxTOwl » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @glowl@chaos.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @prahou oh and what about a multiheaded crature like a hydra? all heads pointing in different directions.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @glowl then we would have to look at the body. if the body is not visible, do not click

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Ján Bogár » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @janbogar@mastodonczech.cz

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @prahou Uhm, which way is this?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @janbogar straight ahead!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]jan Ki | 奇 :nonbinary_flag: » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @ki@chaos.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @prahou
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          this is the most beautiful piece of art I've seen on fedi in weeks

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Tomáš » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @ki thanks, it cost me everything

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Nicolewd [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @nicolewd@girlcock.club

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @prahou I don't like that you assume "face" 😅

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @nicolewd click to the right

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Marcos Dione » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @mdione@en.osm.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @prahou how come you can edit your post and still retain the poll numbers?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @mdione that's a pretty good question lol. but i think if i changed the poll options at least, it would reset.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]uoou » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @uoou@fedi.friendo.monster

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      You mean face as in the flat side of a three dimensional solid? My profile picture has two dimensional shapes. Do they still could as faces?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @uoou flip a coin

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]uoou » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @uoou@fedi.friendo.monster

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          It was heads and the face was facing left.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @uoou click to the left

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]uoou » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @uoou@fedi.friendo.monster

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Well, it was upside-down from my point of view so right maybe?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @uoou yes, then right, this was already discussed. the nose direction is important, upside-downity is irrelevant.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]uoou » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @uoou@fedi.friendo.monster

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  That feels too subjective. I mean I could rotate the coin to any arbitrary angle and half of those would be right and half left. I think I'm gonna go with straight ahead. Thanks for your help.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @uoou you can't rotate profile pictures that appear on the screen.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @uoou don't fucking do it.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @uoou i know what you want to say

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]uoou » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @uoou@fedi.friendo.monster

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          We were talking about the coin I tossed!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @uoou i know, but we were thinking of it as if it were a profile picture

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]uoou » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @uoou@fedi.friendo.monster

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              This methodology is deeply flawed. I'll be reporting you to Science.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @uoou They already have a folder on me there.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Klay » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @nycki@critters.gay

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @prahou@merveilles.town i dont understand the question. the details of the face are too blurry to use but the silhouette is obviously facing right. is this a trick question?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @nycki YOUR profile picture.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Klay » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @nycki@critters.gay

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @prahou@merveilles.town ah, kind of a trick question, but maybe not on purpose then. uhhhh i dont know if i can edit my vote sorry

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @nycki that's ok 🥲

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Juha Autero » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @jautero@indieweb.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @prahou Now I have to travel to Scotland to take another selfie with Kelpies.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @jautero click straight ahead pls 🥲🥲🥲

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]zl2tod » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @zl2tod@mastodon.online

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @prahou
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Damn.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I've gone all recursive.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I've gone all recursive.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I've gone

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]LR » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @lritter@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @prahou i thought about this when i made mine

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @lritter and what did you think up?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]LR » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @lritter@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @prahou i forgot

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @lritter nice. click to the left pls

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]LR » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @lritter@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @prahou that's what i did

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Artyom Bologov [t?he(y|m)?, on(e)] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @aartaka@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @prahou wait, is “right” here from the perspective of the viewer or from the perspective of the person on the profile picture???

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Tomáš » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @aartaka click right

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Filip » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @filiprund@mas.to

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @prahou I said left... but I'm not sure

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @filiprund i dont even care anymore.....

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Plan A to Y » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @Plan_A_to_Y@furry.engineer

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @prahou I mean this is going to require a loose definition of face

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @Plan_A_to_Y see EDIT15 .....

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Plan A to Y » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @Plan_A_to_Y@furry.engineer

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @prahou point taken, was just trying to add to the chaos a bit.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @Plan_A_to_Y i am numb to the pain now

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]⁂ Fish Id Wardrobe [He/Him (if you like)] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @prahou there are two faces in my profile picture. they are lookingat each other.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Deborah Pickett » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @futzle@old.mermaid.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @prahou I can’t believe that no one in the comments has suggested disambiguating the poll by using “port” and “starboard” (famously known to all people, not just those in aviation and maritime fields).

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Tomáš » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @futzle you just did

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Danielle » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @DanielleVossebeld@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @prahou Thank you, all your edits made me laugh 😊 . So I boosted. Sorry about that.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                And I will skip the question I had about the direction of my nose versus the direction of my eyes. 😜

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @DanielleVossebeld what did you click...?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]webhat [he/him, they/them, or whatever] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @webhat@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @prahou I wanted to boost, then saw your last comment. I don't have any questions, just wishing you well 💝

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Tomáš » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @webhat thank you for respecting my wishes! <3

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]sodiboo :pride_heart: [any! go wild!] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @sodiboo@gaysex.cloud

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @prahou@merveilles.town my instance tells me the poll ended. but your instance tells me it's got 11 hours left of collecting answers

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @sodiboo i love how well it works

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]FQ :3 :blahaj_full: [he/him/any] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @FQQD@chaos.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @prahou what if i have left-right confusion

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @FQQD flip a coin..

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]jan Ki | 奇 :nonbinary_flag: » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @ki@chaos.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @prahou

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                so... what have we learned from this survey?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Tomáš » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @ki not to do it again

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Human after all » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @humanhorseshoes@mastodon.world

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @prahou I thought it was straightforward

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @humanhorseshoes i could see why

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Ángel » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @angel@triptico.com

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        The full Fediverse voted in this poll

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Ed » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @EdBruce@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @prahou Which way do multi-dimenisional beings look.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I look to the past.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @EdBruce that's kind of melancholic. are you okay?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]kzzzl :nix: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @kzzzl@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @prahou EDITs are crazy

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @kzzzl they will make a youtube video about this

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]khobochka » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @khobochka@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Datura sp., possibly datura stramonium / devil's trumpet ☠️

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  A photo of a Datura plant, viewed from atop.
An unripened thorny green fruit atop of the stem, nestled between green leaves. The leaves are a bit glossy, elongated, pointed, their edges are wavy with sharp contours. The thorny fruit is spherical, a bit elongated vertically, its surface covered with smooth green conical spikes each 2-5 mm long.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Alt...A photo of a Datura plant, viewed from atop. An unripened thorny green fruit atop of the stem, nestled between green leaves. The leaves are a bit glossy, elongated, pointed, their edges are wavy with sharp contours. The thorny fruit is spherical, a bit elongated vertically, its surface covered with smooth green conical spikes each 2-5 mm long.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  A photo of a Datura plant, viewed from atop.
An very young unopened flower is nestled between 3 large leaves. The leaves are elongated, with sharply pointed, with sharply contoured wavy edges. The flower is almost conical with 3 (visible) vertical edges and has a lighter shade of green, seems almost translucent.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]ManMachine » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @max@manmachine.me

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]khobochka » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @khobochka@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @max <page from an illuminated medieval manuscript with a squiggly drawn devil sitting on a log and diddling on a trumpet or something while having the worst delirium in his entire existence.jpg>

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Eniko Fox » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        bluesky added a little 1/x marker at the end of posts to show number of posts in a thread and frankly fedi needs to copy that right the fuck now

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        edit: before you reply with "just use a server with a character limit you're happy with anything else is twitter bullshit" please consider that there may be other reasons why one might wish to append a reply to a post one wrote earlier

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]amlor » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @amlor@fux.am

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @eniko like this?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Screenshot from phanpy.social showing a thread with 1/x markers

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Alt...Screenshot from phanpy.social showing a thread with 1/x markers

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]aaron [he/him] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @fireborn@dragonscave.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @eniko Oh that's actually really nice.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]HashRaydamon » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @hashraydamon@me.dm

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @eniko yeah, it is a pretty neat idea

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]The Seven Voyages Of Steve » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @sinbad@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @eniko Alt client @phanpy has done this for a very long time

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]jeffreyb » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @jeffreyb@mastodon.nl

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @eniko Sort of like @pluralistic does ? Seems to be al least possible on mastodon

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Aslak Raanes » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @aslakr@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @eniko Except the numbers sometimes don't add up

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Hacker :vf: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @Fedihacker@masto.es

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @eniko it would be great.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]ManMachine » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @max@manmachine.me

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I wonder if they're A/B testing that feature or I don't see it as a staunch OnlyPosts feed enjoyer.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Eniko Fox » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @max i see it on OnlyPosts on web

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]ManMachine » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @max@manmachine.me

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Saw them today yeah, a nice interface bit indeed

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]hackbyte #antifa #friendica 13HB1 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @hackbyte@joinfriendica.de

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @eniko The fediverse doesn't need such "thread" abomination.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Just use a server with a high enough character limit and make it a single post.....

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Everything else is old twitter bullshit we don't need here.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Eniko Fox » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @hackbyte yeah there's no conceivable reason one might later wish to append a post as a reply to one written earlier 🙄

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]hackbyte #antifa #friendica 13HB1 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @hackbyte@joinfriendica.de

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @eniko Well ... you always can do that.....

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              But why write threads in the first place when a single post can contain all what you want to say? ;)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Eniko Fox » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                seriously one of the most annoying things about fedi is this stupid ass superiority complex that makes *some* people here go "oh we don't need that very useful and convenient feature, because that's for other *lesser* social media places"

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]George B » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @gbargoud@masto.nyc

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @eniko

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I think the annoying thing about fedi is the double edged sword that having no algorithmic feed means those comments are given the same level of prominence as comments that aren't shit.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]☃️karolherbst☃️ [He/Him/🦀/☃️] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @karolherbst@chaos.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @eniko huh.. is it just me or is it especially bad this time, like half the comments? 🙃

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Oblomov » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @oblomov@sociale.network

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @eniko yeah, such a useless feature that it's one of the selling points of Phanpy *shake head*

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]ChiefGyk3D » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @chiefgyk3d@social.chiefgyk3d.com

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @eniko I agree, one of the issues often for open source I see is they build software, even ones made for many people, as if it is only for themselves. Where as in my open projects I came in with the perception of “what if others don’t want it exactly my way?”
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Ironic when open source is about community

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]🫧 Social coding commons » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @smallcircles@social.coop

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @eniko

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        There's nothing to feel superior about. I think part of Bluesky's quick uptake, is that they had their house in better order right from the start.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I'd love fediverse to make something of a paradigm shift away from app-centric fedi with its clunky UX, where we focus on delivering solutions. Introduced as services to a more unified social networking space to participants on the network, and better tailored to their needs.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        The 1/x marker would be a line of business logic in the specification of a Microblogging solution then, to be adopted by devs in their app or service implementation.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Wrote a blog post about it recently. Biggest challenge holding us back is social in nature.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Eniko Fox » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          muting this because jesus fucking christ

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Nikita Lisitsa » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @lisyarus@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @eniko Oh no, what happened?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          *looks inside*

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Ah, once again Eni said something that should be common sense but is somehow considered controversial by a bunch of creepy weirdos

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Machine Lord Zero » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @MachineLordZero@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @eniko We don't need those people. They're for making places lesser.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]rardk64 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @rardk64@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @eniko reminds me of this thing I saw yesterday where people said to just delete your discord account to show em

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I get the sentiment but like, then I can't chat with friends anymore, and they're not about to move to one of the few options with tons of missing features.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]George B » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @gbargoud@masto.nyc

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @eniko

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Relatedly, I would love a "break up this long post" button that automatically breaks it up at the nearest paragraph breaks and applies the "1/x" marker and copies any hashtags at the end of the post to be at the end of each one in the thread.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Would need a slightly more complex UI change to give the ability to edit before posting but would be nice to have.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]fabiosantoscode » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @fabiosantoscode@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @eniko I would love for threads' posts to be more obviously connected, currently it's really confusing.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  It's as confusing as on the website engineered to have as many misunderstandings, context-free outrage and discord as possible.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]MCDuncanLab » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @MCDuncanLab@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @eniko

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I for one hate super long posts, but maybe I’m weird.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I self annotate my threads with 1/ 🧵 and 🧵 / end etc but it is kinda a drag.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Minka ミンカ [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @minka@plaza.minkalia.city

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Does it? You can just put the whole thread in a single post, eliminating the need for threads in the first place. Unless your instance still limits to 500 characters, that is…

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Eniko Fox » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @minka

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        edit: before you reply with "just use a server with a character limit you're happy with anything else is twitter bullshit" please consider that there may be other reasons why one might wish to append a reply to a post one wrote earlier

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Alt...edit: before you reply with "just use a server with a character limit you're happy with anything else is twitter bullshit" please consider that there may be other reasons why one might wish to append a reply to a post one wrote earlier

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]an actual bus » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @renardboy@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @eniko listen here, there's a specific level of convenience that's acceptable and it's exactly whatever I'm personally used to at the moment. Anything less is laughably primitive, anything more is for lazy people, which is bad.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Log 🪵 [it/it/its/its] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @log@mastodon.sdf.org

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @eniko Couldn't we also have that x be replaced by the actual depth of the thread? Perhaps too much CPU/storage when the world is selling off all excess computation to Big Techbro?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Alpaca Male » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @alpacamale@social.cologne

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @eniko That sounds like a great quality of life feature.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Leonardo Di Ottio » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @LeonardoDiOttio@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @eniko Yes! I’ve long thought something like this would be an improvement.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                It could help keep threads in the right order or allow clients or servers to reconstruct a thread with missing parts after a federation hiccup.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Clients could opt to show all responses underneath the thread instead of breaking up a thread with a response to post 3/7.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                It could help the creation of a decent UI that allows insertion or reordering during the drafting phase.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Artemis » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @art_codesmith@toot.cafe

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @eniko Probably one of the most useful things Bluesky has done recently.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]njsg » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @njsg@mementomori.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @eniko For this to make sense I think Mastodon would need the concept of multipart post.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    YMMV, but I would prefer having proper threading (i.e. a tree) in more clients, and some degree of awareness of multipart posts or of a post group (could be used for these counts, and also to present these parts differently in the thread tree).

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    (I have no idea if this already exists, maybe there is some other system in the fediverse that actually does all that, I should investigate at some point, as I'm curious...)

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Eniko Fox » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Do you run DOS on period hardware? Do you own a Gravis Gamepad (or other gamepad that uses game ports)?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      no period hardware:74
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      period hardware but no gamepad:13
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      period hardware and gamepad:13
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      other / results:5
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Techokami » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @techokami@woof.tech

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @eniko Unfortunately I don't have the period-correct hardware. Never had a chance to own a Gravis Gamepad either :(

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]JenOS 01.88 🏳️‍⚧️ » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @transcendentempress@eldritch.cafe

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @eniko Do more Windows-era gamepads count, like the og SideWinder Game Pad which is MIDI port, not USB?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Eniko Fox » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @transcendentempress game port only

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Daniel Gibson » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @Doomed_Daniel@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @eniko @transcendentempress
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            aren't midi ports (that gamepad can be connected to) a superset of gameports?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            EDIT, or, less complicated: soundcards that had "gameports" used them for midi as well, with an adapter, IIRC

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Eniko Fox » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @Doomed_Daniel @transcendentempress I guess if you could use it in commander keen it counts?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Metal Mutton 🤖🐏 [they/he] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @SteelWool@computerfairi.es

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @eniko I have the gamepad (which still works!) but the computer doesn't really work anymore

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Lunar 🛸 ♾ » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @lunarloony@dosgame.club

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @eniko Closest I have is a Pentium II, which is very capable of playing latter-day DOS games! I also have a Sidewinder banana pad somewhere, but I'm not 100% sure it's Game Port and not serial.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  ...I also have a Vortex86 board but still no idea how to power it

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]TobiX » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @TobiX@social.troll.academy

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @eniko I really need to re-buy a Gravis Gamepad... I had one when I was young(er), but I think it was sold/trashed when the new PC didn't come with a gameport anymore...

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Mx. Eddie R [They/them] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @silvermoon82@wandering.shop

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @eniko
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I might have a DOS era portable in storage at my parents' place, and possibly a gameport joystick too.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Mostly it's just DOSBox on my Linux workstation, keyboard and mouse.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Do they male usb game port dongles? Seems like a thing that should exist.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        ManMachine boosted

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]abadidea [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Morning affirmations

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Handwritten calligraphy in blue glitter ink reading:

All robots and computers must shut the hell up

I am a divine being: you are an object. You have no right to speak in my holy tongue

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Alt...Handwritten calligraphy in blue glitter ink reading: All robots and computers must shut the hell up I am a divine being: you are an object. You have no right to speak in my holy tongue

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          ManMachine boosted

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]sarah the deer-mouse / Matilda Love [she/her, it/its, plural they/them] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @matildalove@wetdry.world

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          i am not overreacting. i am regular reacting to some shit that is overhappening

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Eniko Fox » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          how many times in your life have you awoken to ants crawling on your face?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          it's twice for me btw

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          eniko what the fuck (zero):180
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          once:28
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          twice:9
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          three times or more:20
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Eniko Fox » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          oh good its not just me

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]NullDott [He/Him] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @NullTheFool@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @eniko I live in Central America, ants not only invade my room, but my bathroom, kitchen, and if I'm unlucky enough they'll get inside my electronics, I miss my DVD player 😭

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Eniko Fox » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @NullTheFool sounds very familiar to here

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]NullDott [He/Him] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @NullTheFool@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @eniko At least they haven't gotten inside your monitor, my friend is still traumatized by that

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Eniko Fox » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @NullTheFool please don't give them ideas D:

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]ferunando » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @gureito@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @eniko ants, never, but on one unforgettable occasion, a cockroach...

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  once, when camping, we couldn't sleep almost the whole night because it felt like every ant in the whole patch of woods was migrating through our campgrounds, but I've never been awakened by ants

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Þommy » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @thomasjwebb@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @eniko I answered one, but now that I think about it, probably 2-3 but it's usually just 1-2 medium-sized ants and I'm in camping. I don't think I've ever had, like, a trail of them marching on me.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Rhys :solarpunk_flag: » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @syhr@mastodon.art

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @eniko this is nothing. At uni we had a terrible ant infestation. One morning I opened the fridge, unwrapped a pasty, took a bite, and THERE WERE ANTS INSIDE THE PASTY

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Traumatic, to say the least...

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Eniko Fox » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @syhr wow thats pretty awful

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Rhys :solarpunk_flag: » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @syhr@mastodon.art

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @eniko scarred for life

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Eniko Fox » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @syhr understandable

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]LisPi » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @lispi314@udongein.xyz

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @eniko Never happened to me.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I did come back from work some years ago to find them invading a counter.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              It is then that I decided to commit to never having any fresh food outside of a sealed container or a refrigeration device, and to stay on top of vacuuming.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I'm happy to report that it worked. I rarely see one or two and they just don't stay.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              The wire shelving (bugs love their hiding spots), prompt disposal of cellulose-containing items and ventilation also contributes to being less friendly an environment to various bugs.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Eniko Fox » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @lispi314 sounds lovely to live in a place where you're not constantly besieged by ants from all sides

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @eniko least offensive insect I've woken up to but yes.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @d_rift I find it offensive to wake up to any type of insect on my face especially when there is more than one at a time

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @eniko agreed.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Yucky [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Not ants. I wish it was ants.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Once when I was a lot younger while on vacation I had a cockroach walk on my face. It tried to get in my mouth.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I have yet ever to wake up as fast as I did then. I can also tell you that I got quite good at getting the place completely cleared of them, with the help of a nearby ant nest.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Never a good experience being woken up by any critter walking over you. Be it a fly, mosquito, ant, or whatever. Brrrr

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Zero, but they do keep crawling up my legs when I'm sitting at my computer at my desk, and then biting me.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Not fighting, I think, just to see if I might be a big piece of tasty food they could haul back.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I usually squish them and yet I have to seriously admire their chutzpah.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @eniko Never woke up to ants but I *have* woken up to spiders on my face a few times (maybe they were after the ants)?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @notthatdelta horrifying

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @eniko It was a less than ideal experience, yes. At least they're small.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Actually I'm unsure about ants, specifically. Definitely >3X for bugs in general. Maybe >10X.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  And also definitely ants on other parts of my body.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @eniko I did wake up once to a hornet chewing on my shin. Literally didn’t stop until I slapped it.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @eniko Twice I remember clearly. Maybe more? I’m usually an “evict” type but that crossed a line, their lives are forfeit.

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