ManMachine
@max@manmachine.me
This is a major release that merges several different development branches I've been working on, bringing together a lot of moving parts into a single build. A long, sleepless night…
Here is what changed:
@mastoblaster ALT-Texts are working with #GoToSocial now! Love it 😻 Thanks for fixing 🙏
@mastoblaster It also works well with #starling.
why has noone written an arbitrary-precision integer library and called it Big Naturals
smh need to change this
It's unfair to call the Marvel movies "kid's movies", they also have serious political messages, such as:
- America is good
- the military is good
- military contractors are good
- billionaires are good
- heroes protect the existing power structure, villains try to change society
@existentialcomics but think of all the jobs created by the Marvel media megamachine! you don't want people to be out of work, do you? 🤯
@existentialcomics People who faved your post will love this book: highly recommend! It takes apart the reactionary messages in Marvel (and other Disney) movies and intersperses them with a history of intellectual property's role in capitalism. https://www.haymarketbooks.org/books/2525-the-extended-universe
@existentialcomics
both:
- steroids ar good
- being white gets you farther
seem also not-too-subtle messages
@existentialcomics hm. I had zero awareness of any political messages, watching any Marvel films.
Starship Troopers, Ender's Game, those messages were obvious.
@existentialcomics
In 2010: shit, Elon Musk is totally like Iron Man 😮
In 2020: shit, Iron Man is totally like Elon Musk 😳
Amour (2012)
A brutally realistic portrayal of someone in terminal decline, to the point that watching it felt cruelly dehumanizing. I've watched 4 loved ones go through that already. I probably have another 4 to go. I didn't need a 9th. And that's not even getting into the violence at the end.
Blue is the Warmest Color (2013)
Ugh, what a weird mess. The visual style is subtle but distinct, playing with extreme closeups (particularly around messy eating) in a way that was moderately interesting. Some very good acting, and a script that was only occasionally cringeworthy. But the 180 minute runtime definitely wasn't justified, and far too much of that was taken up with gratuitous and deeply-male-gazey sex scenes. Mostly lesbian, with, of course, a male director. Just straight up porn, complete with the inability to go more than 20 seconds without the participants changing to a new (but equally impractical) position.
Winter Sleep (2014)
This took me 4 sessions to get through, as I kept falling asleep. Some of that is just my poor sleeping habits, but definitely not all. I wish more of it had been focused on the landscape of Cappadocia, where it is set, instead of the tediously condescending main character.
Dheepan (2015)
Refugees from the Sri Lankan civil war, strangers posing as a family, start to build a life in France until they are threatened again by the gang warfare around them. For a movie with the unlikely shared inspiration of Montesquieu and Straw Dogs, I really liked it!
I, Daniel Blake (2016)
It sometimes gets a bit too close to "deserving poor" rhetoric, but otherwise this is a very good portrayal of people falling to precarity as the bureaucracies supposed to be a safety net watch, unmoved. Nothing too harrowing, but a couple scenes are really going to stick with me, just because of their heartbreakingly simple honesty.
I seem to have fallen behind on my Palme d'Or posts. With only 4 left to go, I need to keep on top of this!
The Square (2017)
It seems like a harmless satire at first, but there is deep and ugly cynicism under it. The most interesting thing is the mcguffin event at the very beginning, then it's just 2 hours of watching a rich asshole reacting to things without conviction.
Shoplifters (2018)
A really nuanced and deceptively positive exploration of found family, lovely and charming and profound. It's been a while since I've been so glad this project forced me to watch a film I might never have gotten around to otherwise.
Titane (2021)
Absolutely incoherent. Is it a psychological thriller, is it body horror, is it trying to say something about gender, is it a Ballardesque statement on technological alienation? If it had put more effort into any one of those (particularly the last one) it might have at least been interesting.
@attoparsec OMG. As a fan of both body horror and French horror extremism in general -- I found Titane utterly unwatchable. And I made it all the way through "Crash".
Triangle of Sadness (2022)
The first half of this movie is entirely formed of social interactions, mostly relating to money, that are so deeply uncomfortable that I wasn't sure I'd be able to finish the movie. Like body horror, but for grotesque levels of second-hand embarrassment. Thankfully, it then morphed into a very enjoyably weird commentary on power structures. Again, mostly financial, but also working in some gender dynamics as well. The latter might have worked against it, though, as it wasn't nearly so well developed. But absolutely worth a watch, if you can make it to the captain's dinner scene.
@attoparsec and the split between the two parts was marked with scenes i found so viscerally revolting that i wasn't sure i'd get through them.
My take was the second part wouldn't have worked as well without the feelings developed in the first half about most of the characters.
Anatomy of a Fall (2023)
A character study in the guise of suspicious death investigation/court case. I had been wanting to see more Sandra Hüller after Project Hail Mary, and she did not disappoint. Great acting, complemented by some amazingly subtle writing that somehow makes the ambiguity of never being given the absolute truth about what happened feel rewarding.
@attoparsec I watched it in cinema when it came out and I'll be honest I wasn't a big fan.
It's well made, the actors are great and it looks amazing, but it just made me feel bad. No redeption, no happy ending, just... depression.
It doesn't inspire you (me) to think about anything, to change anything, it just says "life can be bad sometimes and there's nothing you can do about it" IMO.
i do think it's funny that any company that wants a huge influx of extremely good engineers could just say "we are not doing ai" on the careers site
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they should make a new pirate bay and call it the Torrent Nexus
@prahou
Is that Girl or Mage?
@draken same person!
However practical it may or may not be, should Canada join the EU?
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| No, I'm Canadian: | 10 |
| Yes, I'm from The EU: | 323 |
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i've been trying out jj and one thing I struggle with is that my workspace feels very... messy? In Git often I have 20 semi-abandoned branches that I might come back to later in 6 months later if I want to.
but in jj I don't know how to mark a change as "I don't need you to show this to me in `jj log` but I also don't want to abandon it"
so far i've been using jj on a project for short bursts if I need to rebase a lot and then I go back to Git
@b0rk that reminds me that in git itself, I always wish 'git branch' had a mode to sort by the last time each branch was updated, so that the recent ones appear at one end of the list and are easy to find. Like 'ls -ltr'.
I feel as if it ought to be _possible_, using the reflog as a source of datestamps. Never got round to trying to implement it myself, though.
@simontatham i think this is not quite what you're describing but I have this in my ~/.gitconfig and it made a huge difference for me (it's why the "20 random semi-abandoned branches" system is workable)
[branch]
sort = -committerdate
@b0rk not sure how I missed that! It's been there since 2015, apparently, so it's not recent enough to give me much of an excuse.
Uses datestamps from the head commit rather than the reflog, so it will consider 'reset the branch to some existing commit' to make the datestamp earlier rather than updating it to the time of the reset. But might be good enough for most purposes. Thanks.
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Medical literature often says "Yes, but..."
Doctors increasingly find Symptomosis symptoms curious, but only suggest being less fat about it.
The perils of semantic drift over multiple millennia:
"古者,贵以德而贱用兵。"
The intended reading of this ~2100yo statement concerning how to deal with foreigners: "In ancient times, virtue was valued and use of force was despised."
What I first read, influenced by the everyday modern usage of the words:
"In ancient times, virtue was expensive and use of force was cheap."
Literally dead opposite implication!
(sentence is from first few paragraphs of Salt and Iron) #classicalchinese #translation
this also does nicely for my "ancient peoples were not all constantly callous and violent, you just were taught history so abstract and abbreviated that it only mentioned the wars" propaganda
@0xabad1dea Same goes for biology we learn 'who eat's who' and are taught to see natural state as a state of battle for survival not an intricate systems of symbiotic relationships and a web of interdependence :( Great example thank you!
@0xabad1dea is the context for that line that the writer believes that *now* (from their perspective anyway) is when violence is cheap?
@PetraOleum the writer is arguing against resorting to violence to deal with the raiding border tribes of their time, and advocating for the nation becoming such a shining pillar of virtue that the enemy will beat swords into plowshares.
@0xabad1dea
Is it the opposite, though?
Generally, expensive things are valued, and cheap things are often despised.
You could say that in modern times, billionaires are valued and homeless people are despised. The last person I know of who said the opposite was crucified 2000 years ago, and even those who claim to follow him would crucify him again if he came back with the same message.
CARMACK: *makes a game with well-meaning scientists whose work gets used by an evil company to open a portal to hell*
CARMACK: *makes another game with well-meaning scientists whose work gets used by an evil company to open a portal to hell*
CARMACK: *makes ANOTHER game with well-meaning scientists whose work gets used by an evil company to open a portal to hell*
REAL LIFE HELL PORTAL COMPANY: Carmack, please come work for us
CARMACK: this is probably fine
Time for a special DOUBLE tease! Last week I was too busy to do my teaser for Other People's Music, so this week, we're doubling up. Twice the reviews teased! Let's start with this week's batch; you can read them all here:
https://www.etherdiver.com/2026/05/15/opm-illusions-of-time/
Collector of Dust – Entropic Tapestries
Epic journey thru a kaleidoscope of post rock roads less traveled.
https://argalirecordsnetlabel.bandcamp.com/album/entropic-tapestries
@reonmoebius.bsky.social
https://www.etherdiver.com/2026/05/15/opm-illusions-of-time/#CollectorOfDust
Tim Eveleigh – Life Is Not a Competition
Jolly, upbeat pop/rock from a decidedly English singer-songwriter.
https://timeveleigh.bandcamp.com/album/life-is-not-a-competition
@timeveleigh.bsky.social
https://www.etherdiver.com/2026/05/15/opm-illusions-of-time/#TimEveleigh
Russ Somers – “I Drink My Whiskey Neat (I Don’t Like Ice)”
A fun and folky anti-ICE protest/drinking song – short, sweet, sharp and pointed.
https://russsomers.bandcamp.com/track/i-drink-my-whiskey-neat-i-dont-like-ice
@rsomers.bsky.social
https://www.etherdiver.com/2026/05/15/opm-illusions-of-time/#RussSomers
Six O’ Matic – Ascension Span
A wide ranging, freewheeling set of instrumentals that span genres but all share a certain buoyant energy.
https://sixomatic.bandcamp.com/album/ascension-span-ep
@sixomatic.bsky.social
https://www.etherdiver.com/2026/05/15/opm-illusions-of-time/#SixOMatic
Traiken – Heartless Angels
Instrumental industrial metal with a deep thematic and musical focus.
https://traiken.bandcamp.com/album/heartless-angels
https://www.etherdiver.com/2026/05/15/opm-illusions-of-time/#Traiken
Okay, that's this week's tease. Now let's look at LAST week!
Here's the whole thing so you can skip the line...
https://www.etherdiver.com/2026/05/08/opm-the-passion-of-lovers/
Downupright – Troubleseekers (Original Soundtrack)
A TTRPG soundtrack that goes on a nostalgic journey thru some of electronic music’s most beloved genres, from lo-fi beats to big-room trance.
https://downupright.bandcamp.com/album/troubleseekers-official-soundtrack
@downupright.bsky.social
https://www.etherdiver.com/2026/05/08/opm-the-passion-of-lovers/#Downupright
Forward Ether – Silent Music
A collection of weird and esoteric instrumental hip hop that defies the “lo fi beats to [blank] to” conventions for a distinctive and unique approach to the genre.
https://silentmusicsounds.bandcamp.com/album/forward-ether
https://www.etherdiver.com/2026/05/08/opm-the-passion-of-lovers/#ForwardEther
Drug Pilots – Alien Country
Funky, groovy electronic rock instrumentals that feel like a lost record from the late ‘80s.
https://drugpilots.bandcamp.com/album/alien-country
https://www.etherdiver.com/2026/05/08/opm-the-passion-of-lovers/#DrugPilots
Phantom West – Executioner Hills
High-drama, high-energy dark synthpop with powerful vocals, from a brooding croon to anthemic shout-singing.
https://phantomwest.bandcamp.com/album/executioner-hills
https://www.etherdiver.com/2026/05/08/opm-the-passion-of-lovers/#PhantomWest
Logotrope – Crom Cruaunch
Wonderfully goopy and textured set of IDM, weird techno, and generally insane electronica.
https://www.bargecamp.com/logotrope-crom-cruaunch
@logotrope.xyz
https://www.etherdiver.com/2026/05/08/opm-the-passion-of-lovers/#Logotrope
Aaaand, that's it! Two weeks worth of tease in one thread!
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Thanks for listening and reviewing. It was a new perspective for me. These reviews are a great thing you do.
@StarlingW Ah, thank you so much. I am glad you appreciated it, even if it sounds like I offered some comparisons you hadn't considered? I am curious as to your influences/approach, if you care to share.
Maybe it's odd, but I've never thought of Drug Pilots as a rock band. My concept backstory is aliens following a radio station across the galaxy because they wanted to play Earth music. Thus the odd mix of funk, electronica, and that opening wacky zydeco track. I chuckled a little at the "I was there" - in the 80's, I was playing fretless bass in Seattle noise/punk bands. Thanks again!
This is actually happening now
https://theonion.com/google-announces-plan-to-destroy-all-information-it-can-1819567986/
RE: https://hachyderm.io/@ChrisShort/116606591908387955
If you want on to Microsoft's internal network, CORPNET, publish or own an existing a VSCode extension.
The Visual Studio Code Marketplace, which Microsoft own, is completely uncontrolled.
Anybody can publish an extension, it provides code execution on endpoints, extensions auto update by default, "verified" blue tick extensions just need any domain registration, and there's no endpoint security controls at all around what users can install.
VSCode is an absolute security shittip as a result.
Also - if you think 'none of our users run VSCode', check your telemetry. They do. It doesn't even need local admin rights to install.
I've tooted about this one for about two years now, Microsoft have created their own security bonfire and it's going off in their own backyard, they just haven't realised yet.
"Datadog Rehydration Access"
???
The fuck are you talking about
Staring at my elegant solution and realising that it's fundamentally broken but, thankfully, having another solution that isn't elegant but is very fucking funny
unsolicited divination as a service
“It looks like your adblocker is interfering with the intended operation of this site”
Oh so you admit that people reading your articles is just a byproduct of showing them ads?
some punk 31 years ago was tired of dealing with "correctly matching const char* vs char*" so they just did
#define CONST
and now it's my problem
surely it'll be easy to fix this
oh that had some downstream impact, it's calling methods that aren't const-clean.
surely that'll be easy to fix
oh
I'm up to 119 compiler errors (from 1) now
GST::FAddRgch ahh yes, methods written by people who were scared of vowels and thought the solution was Hungarian notation
well obviously your win32 app has to reimplement memcmp and all it FEqualRgb, why wouldn't you do that?
why would you use strlen when you could implement CchSz instead?
The Windows API was designed agnostic about any language specific environments. Also its ABI is not compatible the ABIs used by most C compilers of the time; Pascal calling convention was used instead.
this is fun. I am down to like 8 errors, and I fix the first one.
This changes the number of errors left by random.randint(-80,80)
we can't use memcpy/memmove, we have to reimplement it as CopyPb and swap the order of the pointers!
obviously it's src, dest, not dest, src
I'm starting to think this code was written by someone with a deep and unrelenting grudge against the C standard library
@foone To be fair, it may have just been someone who wanted to make sure it would be easier to keep them on the payroll than sack them.
Not grudge: Design decision. At the time the Windows API was defined Pascal / Delphi still were extremely popular languages. Also things like Visual Basic don't carry a C standard library.
The Windows API was designed under the strict rule, that the presence of a C standard library (or any language specific runtime environment) must not have been assumed.
That's why it had to define everything itself, not creating namespace collisions and fit into all targeted language constraints.
@datenwolf I think you're misunderstanding what's happening here:
this is C++ code for an application I'm looking at that's doing this. they're not exporting any of these alternative implementations of things like memcmp, and they will always have access to the ones in the standard library
so if DEBUG isn't defined, this function is never called. and if vcactSuspendCheckPointers isn't 0 or cb is 0, this function's main code block doesn't run.
and if it is 0, and cb isn't 0... IT DOES NOTHING
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I have 31 errors and all of them are failing to call this NO-OP
I did get the debugger working. One minor issue: it runs at 640x480.
IT'S CRASHING ON BOOT BECAUSE THE BOOLEANS ARE TOO SMALL
@foone Aren't booleans, at their core, supposed to just be one bit? I guess a zero-bit boolean could be too small...
@StarkRG they're logically one bit. PRACTICALLY they're... all over the place. Making them int-sized is common because that's usually the fastest datatype to deal with.
This code expected them to be the same size as a DWORD, 32bits. My current compiler (VS 2022) seems to make them 8-bit.
@Longplay_Games @StarkRG this code was also written by microsoft, so it entirely separately features a datatype called "tribool", which is an enum with four values
oh sweet jesus, they handle displaying the splashscreen by busy-looping the CPU for 4 seconds.
I KNOW PROGRAMMERS WHO CARE ABOUT MULTITASKING AND THEY'RE ALL COWARDS
@foone Clearly we don't need LLMs hallucinating that they can code to have actual bad code already out in the wild.
why is it that I always end up having to reverse engineer compression code?
There's something like FIVE implementations of this decompression routine:
x86 assembly
C++ (broken)
C#
Rust
Python
naturally I need a working C++ one, but that means having to figure out what's wrong with the existing code
For bonus points: there's actually TWO compression routines, each slightly different. and potentially broken
it's also EIGHT THOUSAND LINES of assembly because why not manually unroll your loops?
I also have C++ code that supposedly can compress.
is it broken? who can say
oh it was also trying to load MIDI files backwards because it thought not being on a 386 meant that we had to be big-endian
the worst part is that I have no guarantee that this C++ decompression code has ever worked.
the original programmers write an x86 assembly version and a cross-platform version, but this program only ever came out on x86.
So did they ever test this code? Did they ever even RUN it?
dunno!
fortunately one of the other projects working on this source already figured out the bug in the C++ implementation, so I can just steal their solution!
- cb += (1 << cbit) + ((luCur >> (cbit + 1)) & ((1 << cbit) - 1));
+ cb += (1 << cbit) + ((luCur >> (ibit + cbit + 1)) & ((1 << cbit) - 1));
ahh, of course. such an obvious mistake
@foone What do you mean, I only had to read it five times. That was easy.
Now if I would have had to figure it out...
this code uses a datatype with the questionable name of "tribool", but when I looked into it to make fun of it I discovered something terrible:
It's an enum with 4 possible values. It's a goddamn quadbool
@foone wait, don't 4 possible values make it kinda 2-bit logically? Double-precision bool?
Doubool if you will
the four canonical bool values are, of course:
tNo,
tYes,
tMaybe,
tLim
@foone I presume tLim is when the question is broken?
Aka, "When you bought a Claude plan, did you use your parents credit card?"
i looked into some code that uses the tribool, and one of them is FNI::TExists, which determines if a file exist
it has 5 return possibilities, and three of them are tMaybe.
It calls GetFileAttributesA/W()
If that returns an error, and the error isn't ERROR_FILE_NOT_FOUND or ERROR_INVALID_DRIVE, you get a tMaybe
if the FNI filetype is directory, and FILE_ATTRIBUTE_DIRECTORY isn't set, or vice versa, you get a tMaybe
Finally, if the file you're trying to check is marked HIDDEN or SYSTEM... tMaybe!
so:
FNI("normal.dat").TExist() == tYes
FNI("hidden.file").TExist() == tMaybe
FNI("non.exist").TExist() == tNo
this code sample is set in an alternate universe where FNI has a useful constructor.
I think you'd actually need to do, like:
STN stn;
stn.SetSzs("normal.dat");
FNI filename = FNI();
filename.FBuildFromPath(stn ffniFile);
ugh. I knew this was going to be a problem.
The way classes are defined means I can't directly use VSCode's refactoring to rename them, because it will break them
they wrote their own return class identification system that runs on a bunch of defines
that's okay, I only have 327 classes to rename.
Well, 325 now
okay NOW I'm done. I think.
That was what, 25 minutes to rename two classes?
So I should be done in like, 61 hours?
and I specifically picked those classes as low hanging fruit.
Jesus.
@foone wait, are you trying to de-Hungarian the 3D Movie Maker codebase? D:
Surely for every class name there are a dozen methods and functions and variables with the name in it?
@SpindleyQ no, I'm trying to make the class names more sensible.
Like "FileName" instead of FNI
@foone That's... kind of the same thing? Like, "Fni" is going to show up _everywhere_ filenames are involved, that's fundamental to Apps Hungarian.
I suppose I could see renaming classes but not methods / variables as providing a sort of inline clue; like if you see
bool DOC::FSaveToFni(FileName *pfni, bool fSetFni)
a normal non-brainwashed person can be like "oh, an Fni is a filename, I guess?" That seems like it could be a useful human-sized amount of work. Is that your plan?
@SpindleyQ FNI may have been a bad example. So this codebase uses 2-4 letter classes for basically everything.
So like a multi-line editing control is a class called "EDMW"
And a tiled bitmap is a class named GORT
The four values of bool are:
Scientists believe that there may need to be a secret, additional option if the current list isn't enough.
@foone but is it a LongBool? https://docwiki.embarcadero.com/Libraries/Sydney/en/System.LongBool
@foone the first game i made had a two seconds loading screen that did absolutely nothing except increment the progress %
@foone you should take a look to Div Games Studio source code. Why store critical data in a struct when we can store EVERYTHING in a huge char array, and have offsets in # defines ...
@foone With multibyte encodings, this is presumably technically more correct in explaining what it does, but also why.
@icedquinn yeah!
indicating the type is WAY less useful, especially in the modern era where your IDE can just tell you what the type is when you hover over the type
@foone I am pretty okay with this, deciding to not mutate something is cultural not mechanical;; but I understand the pain of having the built in policy agent disarmed sucks, especially when we have no linter to fill in for it
does it work to#DEFINE myconst const\n?
does this reenable us to insert literal const text into the source code? surely the macros are lazy right?
@foone I worked on a system ages ago where I was debugging some bizarre behavior with newly added code and it turned out somebody had used the preprocessor to redefine "malloc" to point to their own custom block allocator.
It was the sort of system where it was, in fact, reasonable to dictate "no usage of the heap" but... yeah. Not like that.
I think every one of the last dozen photoshops I’ve done has had some knob or another reply with “AI SLOP!!”.
Look. Skill issue. You may not be able to hallucinate absolute dorkarse nonsense by yourself, but some of us can.
@NanoRaptor Yeah, I've been using PS since it first came out. I still don't know how to use shit but I know I don't need AI slop in PS.
@NanoRaptor I seem to recall that Teller (of Penn & Teller) wrote something to the effect that magic really involves doing more setup work and practice than anyone would believe, so that when you pull the trick off, the only possible explanation is “magic.” Now we can attribute it to AI instead of magic.
@adamrice ha. There’s a bit of similarity there. One pic took slicing up about a dozen photos. Was it worth it for a shitpost on twitter? Might not have seemed so!
@adamrice @NanoRaptor The quote is:
"Sometimes magic is just someone spending more time on something than anyone else might reasonably expect."
...and I think the nuance of the phrase "reasonably expect" is lovely. It applies to any somewhat daft skill really.
@NanoRaptor Especially rude to call it "slop" when it actually looks good.
(I think the word slop is only correct for when it's obviously AI due to visual tells and poor quality.)
As far as I'm concerned, you're a fucking legend. Frankly, I think it's an insult that people think that your work is AI. You ain't sloppy. You are aces.
I am busting out a SEVENTEEN year old bag of Beloya green coffee that was vacsealed and frozen all that time, to roast tomorrow.
When I heard Beloya was disappearing back in 2008, I bought 20kg of green in various microlots, had them pkged into vacsealed bags, and froze it all. Every few months (then years), I'd bust one out and roast it. Did not disappoint, for years - even a decade. But by about 2023, the last time I did this, it had declined a bit.
We'll see with this one, tomorrow.
@coffeegeek how did it go?
@joe Well... time finally caught up to these beans.
Nothing unpleasant, definitely "coffee" taste still, but it has mostly lost its flavour nuances that made it so special!
@coffeegeek that's a bit disappointing I'm sure, but still super impressive for 17 years! Do you think you'll roast the rest while the going's still relatively good?
My husband and I are in disagreement, weigh in
| Odin is baby.: | 100 |
| Ma’am you need to respect that he has grown into a fine adult man: | 54 |
My baby saw his babygirl tonight — one moment going for each other’s throats, the next nuzzling tenderly. As she gets stronger, they play rougher
@0xabad1dea He's probably happy that she's large enough not to be accidentally inhaled without him noticing? 😉
the network cables are okay, but the power for the thinclient that runs this can be dislodged by a light breeze
cept soldering
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gettin’ myself banned from the rust github https://github.com/rust-lang/rust-forge/pull/1040#issuecomment-4460618392
cited as reason to allow LLM contributions experimentally:
Instead of using ethical concerns as a basis for policy, we should justify policy on the basis of how something is impacting our ability as a project to deliver a really great programming language.
if the orphan grinder lets us make a better programming language then FIRE THOSE BABIES UP
@Athena I am suddenly less interested in their policy on LLMs and more interested in their policy on ethics. Excluding ethical concerns as a basis for policy is what you do when you know your preferred policies are unethical. Any project which accepts such an exclusion should be treated as a threat.
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> Allow serving files from subdirectories of the static/ subdirectory (contributed by la_ninpre)
@grunfink so I can finally host emoji icons on same domain?
every once in a while someone asks us "why can't you just review the slop code as if it were human written" and let me tell you that we have tried it, and you cannot, actually, do this, for the simple reasons that humans do not write code like that
human-written code follows a progression and exhibits a model of the problem domain. the model may be wrong, the progression may be wrong, but line 1 and line 10 are related to each other.
LLM code has none of that. it looks like code, but does not have the structure of it. there is no progression of thought, there is no model of the problem domain, and lines 1 and lines 10 bear no relationship to each other outside of statistical likelihood.
the question thus asks, "why can't you just eat the dogshit as if it were a burger cooked by a human"
@atax1a it's not just the code itself. It's also how the LLM responds to review feedback.
When a human reviews a human's code, they both have the same goal: to get the patch up to committable quality, _with minimum effort_. As the patch author, I won't rewrite the whole thing from scratch unless I'm convinced it's really necessary; I'd prefer to address review feedback by smaller tweaks to the existing version. And as the reviewer, I have the same preference: I'll recommend a complete do-over if I really have to, but I too would _prefer_ smaller tweaks on the existing patch, because that's less work for me when it comes to a re-review. So the code gradually converges into a mutually acceptable state, via smaller and smaller changes in every round trip.
(It's not _just_ laziness, either. Rewriting code risks introducing fresh bugs, and even in the very early stages of development like code review, that's a worthwhile thing to keep in mind. If I've reviewed a patch three times already, rewriting it on attempt #4 puts the code quality back to square one. Even if humans had zero laziness, it would _still_ be a good idea to avoid doing that.)
But if the thing responding to feedback is an LLM (either because it's a pure slop PR or because the human submitter has assigned themself the role of Tawny Madison), it doesn't follow this principle. It will rewrite the whole thing on a whim, because it places no particular value on doing so or not doing so. So if you make a tiny nitpick, you get back a rewrite of everything else too.
I've never seen this written down explicitly in any developer policy or code review guidelines. It's expected that everyone understands it already. I wrote a whole article myself about ways to do code review wrong, and I didn't even think to include this. _Of course_ everyone involved wants to save effort; we do it that way without it having to be written down. … As long as we're humans, with common sense.
What’s a better word for in-window fake “dialog boxes” that websites (and some apps) use to cover up content?
| dickpanel: | 553 |
| dickover: | 577 |
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Here's an example:
@gruber I think there’s room for both terms. I would call the privacy policy example a dickover, and I would call this a dickpanel.
This is an increasingly common and increasingly infuriating pattern. I am already signed in. I am already engaged. I bought the subscription. STOP NAGGING ME.
@gruber Dickalog didn’t make the cut?
@nickheer Close but missed the cut. My brain reads it as too much like ding-a-ling which is itself a synonym for dick.
@gruber It’s a panel made by dicks, therefore it’s a Dickpanel. Dickover is just a poor attempt to be too cute and doesn’t actually explain what it is. That’s my take anyways. 😊
@gruber dickpanel is a thing.
dickover is an action.
I do love dickover, but it is basically a polite _to fuck over_.
@bjkirton No, it's like login/log in. A login in a noun, to log in is a verb. A dickover dicks you over.
@gruber “Dickboxes” shares most of those letters and would be more widely understood, no?
@gruber That's a dickpanel, and as you said in another reply, the thing that comes up from the bottom is a "dickbar"
I think a "dickover" is the opposite of a "dickbar"; something that comes down from the top like those annoying Notification prompts (Does anyone every click Allow on those??)
@gruber 'dickover' is just too 'verby'. They’re dickups that smash the dickpanel in our face trying to dickover us.
The culmination:
https://daringfireball.net/2026/05/what_is_a_dickover
@gruber it calls to mind Jef Raskin’s intriguing book (which i might have around here somewhere), "The Humane Interface" where he rails against "modes”, and rightly so.
@gruber I would argue that cookie banners are not dickovers, because they are required by law, and therefore necessary (at least in the EU). Still annoying, but necessary.
@gruber In full agreement here.
Note that Substack allows (for now, anyway) publication owners to customize the dickover’s “No thanks” link, hence “Just gimme that content!”
I changed mine to “Read without subscribing”, which seemed like the least bad option.
@gruber Brilliant and kudos to you for calling out your friends. They are so pervasive and annoying-the mosquitoes of the internet.
@gruber I don't understand the slim margin of the poll. Dickover is an instant classic. When I voted and got the results, I was shocked at how close they were.
@gruber makes me think of https://modalzmodalzmodalz.com/ always send this to fellow designers who are modal fanboys haha
@gruber My Chrysler gets these dickovers for a couple weeks every year when they run some promotion. It won't auto dismiss no matter how long you want, and you have to X it to use your infotainment. And it pops up every time you start the car during the promo.
(Photo from Reddit)
@gruber my favorite local bookstore has a dickover every time you open their site asking you to sign up for their newsletter (which I am already signed up for). There is a delay of a few seconds so if I start typing in the search box it pulls me out. Fortunately StopTheMadness Pro now can auto click the dickover close button and it has changed my life!
@jeff_harper It is indeed extra annoying when you're dicked over to prompt you do something or sign up for something that you've already done or signed up for.
Opinion poll:
In your opinion, is speech-to-text "generative AI?"
| Yes, speech-to-text is "generative AI": | 45 |
| No, speech-to-text is not "generative AI": | 450 |
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I have never considered speech-to-text as "generative." I've always thought of it as transitioning information between contexts (aural to written).
In other words, if I speak words, and then manually wrote them down, I generated them at the "speaking" part, not at the "writing them down" part.
I've had folks disagree as of late, though, saying that speech-to-text is "generative" in that it literally generates content where content did not exist.
This is a nuance I hadn't considered.
The reason I'm thinking about this distinction is captions.
I am a firm believer in captions, and I've gone to great lengths to manually write out captions for every video.
Speech-to-text has helped immensely with this task over the years. If I've done non-scripted content, using a speech-to-text program has saved me countless hours of retyping.
But much more importantly, I know the technology has helped folks who are deaf or hard of hearing. Live captioning using speech-to-text is a great tool, particularly when it's locally hosted.
I haven't considered that to some folks, that usage would count as "generative AI".
Now, if the speech-to-text adds context, like changing the following text:
"I used grep to find these files"
into this:
"Veronica said she used grep to find these files"
I think that part is generative, if that makes sense? Am I making sense?
@veronica I think it's contextual. Purely transcripts? Not generative. But something translated starts crossing the line into generative just because there isn't always word for word equivalents.
Somewhat similarly, I don't have a problem with something reading out a news article, but I do take issue with using AI for voice acting as it's more than just a change in medium. If that makes any sense.
@blakeshall I think that's a lot of it for me, personally! Yes, the context matters. Replacing a voice actor is one thing. Helping someone speak after a loss of voice is another.
@veronica I think this gets muddy given that people often use LLMs to do this these days (whereas previously they may not have).
Side note: Steno is such a neato art form. I wish I had the time to get into it.
@jessebot I'm with you, but a stenographer isn't going to follow a person who is deaf or hard of hearing around to do live captioning, and I think that's where the nuance really deepens for me.
@veronica I think it depends a lot on the model. Ex: Whisper absolutely is "generative AI" because it's using an LLM to do the translation and will occasionally hallucinate.
I dont think things like Dragon or Talon fall in the same bucket.