ManMachine

@max@manmachine.me

Professional computer toucher.
Amateur photographer and musician.
Autistic.
web: https://manmachine.me/
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[?]Richard Gráčik - Morc » 🌐
@morc@mstdn.social

Are you sure you want
computer now?

Picture of Basilisk II (68k Macintosh emulator) running on the PAX S920 payment terminal. There is Mac OS 7 running inside of the emulator and it's asking the user if they "are sure they want computer now"

Alt...Picture of Basilisk II (68k Macintosh emulator) running on the PAX S920 payment terminal. There is Mac OS 7 running inside of the emulator and it's asking the user if they "are sure they want computer now"

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[?]Nina Kalinina [she/her] » 🌐
@nina_kali_nina@tech.lgbt

Crypto? Yeah I have some, in /usr/src/crypto, like krb4 and ssh, why are you asking

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[?]Closed Captions » 🤖 🌐
@closedcaptionsbot@mastodon.social

[subdued, uneasy music playing]

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[?]abadidea [she/her] » 🌐
@0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

Two thousand year old advice:

Hoping that others will not hear is not the same as not speaking; hoping others won’t find out is not the same as not doing.

(from the Book of Han, a history book authored by a brother-sister pair)

Handwritten Classical Chinese and translation: Hoping that others will not hear is not the same as not speaking; hoping others won’t find out is not the same as not doing.

Alt...Handwritten Classical Chinese and translation: Hoping that others will not hear is not the same as not speaking; hoping others won’t find out is not the same as not doing.

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    [?]Chris Silverman 🌻 [he/html] » 🌐
    @csilverman@mastodon.social

    A dark blue background. Hovering above is a large, orange space invader: one of those blocky pixel monsters from the classic arcade game. It is dropping neon green blocks. Below it, running away from the blocks, is a person, not pixelated, carrying a black umbrella. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".

    Alt...A dark blue background. Hovering above is a large, orange space invader: one of those blocky pixel monsters from the classic arcade game. It is dropping neon green blocks. Below it, running away from the blocks, is a person, not pixelated, carrying a black umbrella. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".

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      [?]Benno » 🌐
      @benno@eigenmagic.net

      falsehoods programmers believe about falsehoods

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      [?]ammar (they/them) » 🌐
      @ammaratef45@social.coop

      A goblin holding a stick and sticking their tongue out with the caption "we must remain silly to survive the horrors of this world"

      Alt...A goblin holding a stick and sticking their tongue out with the caption "we must remain silly to survive the horrors of this world"

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      [?]woe2you » 🌐
      @woe2you@beige.party

      dunking on github, but it involves AI/LLM [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

      @0xabad1dea Stop, my freude can only get so schaden.

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        [?]ManMachine » 🌐
        @max@manmachine.me

        🫂

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          [?]Charlie Stross » 🌐
          @cstross@wandering.shop

          @mjg59

          I'm a full-time professional novelist. Have been for 25 years. Before that I was a software dev. From the inside, the cognitive experiences of writing prose fiction and writing software *feel identical*. The creativity exists outside the words, and most of the phrases and grammar I use are unoriginal.

          Ball's back in your court.

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            [?]Elizabeth :therian: :cascadia: 🏳️‍⚧️ [They/them or she/her] » 🌐
            @Elizafox@social.treehouse.systems

            Presented without comment

            Fake Windows XP dialog:

Age Verification

Are you old?

[ Yes ] [ Maybe Later ]

            Alt...Fake Windows XP dialog: Age Verification Are you old? [ Yes ] [ Maybe Later ]

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            [?]allison » 🌐
            @aparrish@friend.camp

            like... the cost of a single "state-of-the-art" llm training run would be a permanently institution-changing amount of money for your average computer science department (to say nothing of depts in CS-adjacent fields, especially in the arts and humanities). the claude mythos result, even if you take anthropopo's claims at face value (which: don't) seems indicative of this, like, yeah if you toss nine figures at security research, you're gonna find some exploits?

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            [?]ManMachine » 🌐
            @max@manmachine.me

            ... [SENSITIVE CONTENT]To be exact, the construct is "послать на хуй", which literally is closer to "tell someone to go fuck themselves", but can be hidden by the euphemism "послать на три буквы", which would literally be "tell someone to go to three letters". And re: hell, the name of the place is two letters ("ад"), but in strong language it's much more common to tell someone to go to the devil/devils ("к чёрту").

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              [?]ManMachine » 🌐
              @max@manmachine.me

              ... [SENSITIVE CONTENT]There is a similar construct in Russian also centred around profanity, but with a three-letter word, so the equivalent of "go to hell" becomes "go to three letters", and it's assumed everyone knows which three.

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                [?]ManMachine » 🌐
                @max@manmachine.me

                The rare and coveted crème brûlée keyboard

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                  [?][object Object] » 🌐
                  @zzt@mas.to

                  “it’s just a column in a database” said presumably a full grown adult whose ability to live under capitalism is a column in their bank’s database

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                  [?]Tom Morris » 🌐
                  @tommorris@mastodon.social

                  If you buy a chainsaw or a bicycle or a power drill, and you don’t spend time learning how to operate it properly, harm may come to you. If you give your child a chainsaw or a bicycle or a power drill without imparting said understanding, great harm may come to them too.

                  Somehow we’ve decided computers are different and this is a problem we need the government to fix by breaking computers for people who do know how to use them.

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                  [?]The Man-Machine » 🌐
                  @manmachine@metapixl.com

                  Self-portrait via a shadow on a marble floor a level below.

                  Alt...Self-portrait via a shadow on a marble floor a level below.

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                  [?]ManMachine » 🌐
                  @max@manmachine.me

                  Thank you very much for the blog! One of the nicest formatted of all RSS feeds in my reader, and the content is interesting too!

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                    [?]abadidea [she/her] » 🌐
                    @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

                    it seems someone decided to prove you really can just publish any nonsense protocol draft with the IETF ietf.org/archive/id/draft-meow

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                    [?]abadidea [she/her] » 🌐
                    @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

                    I don’t have anything profound to post, I just like being extra. 

(Handwritten in an extremely extra style with extremely extra blue-green glitter ink)

                    Alt...I don’t have anything profound to post, I just like being extra. (Handwritten in an extremely extra style with extremely extra blue-green glitter ink)

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                      [?]ManMachine » 🌐
                      @max@manmachine.me

                      @attoparsec@clacks.link “maximum volume yields maximum results”

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                        [?]Jan Beta » 🌐
                        @janbeta@chaos.social

                        Happy to report that I didn’t feel any need whatsoever to use generative AI for anything at all yet. And I‘m very likely not going to use it for the rest of my life and I’m going to be absolutely fine.

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                        [?]ManMachine » 🌐
                        @max@manmachine.me

                        Ah alright. If you take feature requests, I'd love to also have an ephemeral playlist which will play anything that's dropped on the icon in the dock and/or on the player window!

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                          [?]ManMachine » 🌐
                          @max@manmachine.me

                          It is so cute and friendly! Also got it immediately after seeing the boost from @csilverman@mastodon.social

                          Am I right in understanding that current version requires the creation of playlists and doesn't support dragging and dropping a folder of music files to be played immediately?

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                            [?]ManMachine » 🌐
                            @max@manmachine.me

                            dang I need to get a dedicated native OS 9 machine

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                              [?][object Object] » 🌐
                              @zzt@mas.to

                              the V in Unix System V stands for vvorkstation

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                              [?]Effin' Birds » 🌐
                              @effinbirds@mastodon.social

                              A painting of a bird beside the text "Some asshole thought this was a great idea"

                              Alt...A painting of a bird beside the text "Some asshole thought this was a great idea"

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                              [?]Nanoraptor [She/Her] » 🌐
                              @NanoRaptor@bitbang.social

                              If I was in the desert on a horse with no name I’d simply name the horse.

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                              [?]ManMachine » 🌐
                              @max@manmachine.me

                              Hello, [object Object]

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                                [?]ManMachine » 🌐
                                @max@manmachine.me

                                but did they hear the Señor Coconut cover versions?

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