ManMachine
@max@manmachine.me
Professional computer toucher.
Amateur photographer and musician.
Autistic.
Amateur photographer and musician.
Autistic.
ManMachine
@max@manmachine.me
Apple’s on-device translation doesn’t know it should ignore URLs, so you can hand it a post written entirely in Chinese with a URL at the end that is also mostly Chinese characters, which it sees as %20-type encoding, and it will be like “☹️ Sorry, I can’t automatically identify this language that’s 50% Chinese characters and 50% hexadecimal keysmash. … But my best guess is Polish.”
Free computer user cheat sheet
#unix_surrealism #art #poster #propaganda #mastoart #computers #motivation
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Computer Basics
Quick reference card
fig a: gripping motion, up and down
fig b: middle and index finger, side-to-side
fig c: come hither motion with the middle finger
Existing software is collectively buggy. Randomly generating new software that looks like existing software isn't magically gonna result in bug-free software.
when I was younger, I didn’t get the “goat farming” trope. I sincerely loved computers, after all! And my job was to make them even better for everyone!
Goats. Goats never commit human rights abuses at incomprehensible scale in a way that intentionally dilutes responsibility too thinly to convict any one person. I’d like to go feed some goats
IBM ThinkBoy
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A picture of an electronic gaming device with IBM ThinkPad styling, but ever so slightly reorganised Nintendo GameBoy layout. There are A and B buttons, Select and Start, a screen shade, and instead of a direction pad, a beautiful simple red TrackPoint.
*gently grabs the cheeks of all programmers to stare deeply into their eyes*
All I want is a dry tech manual. A boring, well indexed manual that defines every function. Not a chatbot. Not a training. Not a million "articles" that I have to search through. Not a "community forum".
My rice cooker came with one. I want one for every piece of software I have to interact with.
Go get yourself a technical writer if necessary.
I. Want. An. Instructional. Manual.
#notesArt #mastoArt #art #illustration #fediArt
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Three tall rectangular objects that look sort of like skyscrapers stand at varying distances against a yellowish green sky. They are not buildings, and have no windows. Each has an uneven surface texture, and a single eye at the top. All three are staring at a figure in front of them, holding a sword. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
Per popular demand:
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ouroboros ethernet merch
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stay prayed up.
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ethernet ouroboros
"do you believe AGI is a thing" honey I don't believe "artificial general intelligence" is a thing, I don't believe "artificial intelligence" is a thing, I don't believe "intelligence" is a thing, and at this point I'm starting to question if "artificial" exists
如囊萤如映雪
家虽贫学不辍
如负薪如挂角
身虽劳犹苦卓
Read by the glow of fireflies,
Read by the sheen of snow;
No child is too poor to learn,
To study hard, and grow.
While gathering the firewood,
While tending herds in fields;
When work is hard, read further still
And reap the harvest's yields.
A verse of the Three Character Classic, an educational poem for ancient Chinese children, rhyming translation by me.
It doesn't stop there. The incredibly talented nand2mario has taken reenigne's work and created a microcode-level Verilog implementation of the 80386. And yes, it runs DOOM. There's even a MiSTer core in the works.
https://nand2mario.github.io/posts/2026/z386/
https://github.com/nand2mario/z386
https://github.com/nand2mario/z386_MiSTer
why has noone written an arbitrary-precision integer library and called it Big Naturals
smh need to change this
It's unfair to call the Marvel movies "kid's movies", they also have serious political messages, such as:
- America is good
- the military is good
- military contractors are good
- billionaires are good
- heroes protect the existing power structure, villains try to change society
Last year I finished working my way through all the Best Picture winners. Since then I've been idly working on some other lists, and keeping current on the IMDb Top 250, but now I'm starting a new project in earnest: Palm d'Or winners. I'm at a shockingly low 30% for that, but with only 54 to work through, it feels a lot more tenable. It will still take me at least a year, of course. This will be the thread for my comments.
First up was The Silent World (1956), one of only two documentaries to ever win. It's what first made Jacques Cousteau and company famous. I expected a lot of pretty underwater photography of them doing marine biology, and got it, but some of their methodology was, uh, unexpected. For instance, dynamiting a reef to kill all the fish in the area, making them easier to count. Or when they motored into a pod of whales, hit one, then were so distracted listening to its cries that they completely run over a calf, mortally wounding it with the propeller. They chase the calf down, complete with extended underwater shots of it bleeding out, finally killing it with a rifle. Then they start pulling the sharks that arrive to eat the corpse up onto the deck and beating them to death with axes. As "revenge for the whale", the narration dares to claim. Simply astonishing.
Friendly Persuasion (1956)
An absolute lost classic, and it's a shame it took me 48 years to come across it. It managed to be an actually fairly nuanced examination of pacifism, seen through the lens of a Quaker community whose values are being tested by the US civil war. Really just a charming slice of life at first, it very effectively builds up fully human characters whose moral conflicts can be deeply felt when the war finally arrives. For a product of the studio system at the height of their blandness, it almost manages to be profound.
La Dolce Vita (1960)
Somehow I'd never actually watched this before. Some absolutely beautiful shots, but one of those movies where everyone is kind of terrible, and I just want them all to go away. But it was amusing to remember halfway through that the sleazy photographer being named Paparazzo wasn't a bit on the nose, it's the origin of that term!
Viridiana (1961)
I hadn't watched a Luis Buñuel film in a very long time, but my impression remains much the same. Weirdly intense, a bit too busy dealing with the director's issues with religion to be fully coherent, left me feeling icky. I guess maybe it was edgy and shocking at one point, but not in any interesting way to my jaded 2025 eyes.
The Leopard (1963)
A gorgeous, lush historical production about the unification of Italy, a period of history I didn't know much about. And still don't, because that mostly happens off screen and is just kind of offhandedly mentioned now and then. Staring Burt Lancaster, who apparently did all his lines in English and just got dubbed into Italian? Anyway, I didn't hate it, and it was very pretty to look at. But my sympathy for a prince who is super sad because of the tackiness of the rising middle class is a bit limited.
The Given Word (1962)
Based on the logline ("A devout Christian makes a vow to Saint Barbara after she saves his donkey, but everyone misunderstands his intentions. Will he keep his promise?"), I wasn't really looking forward to this one. But it was so much weirder and more visceral than I expected, I'm very glad I watched it. And maybe the first portrayal of capoeira in film? Still not sure if I liked it, exactly, but I bet I keep thinking about it.
The Knack... and How to Get It (1965)
I feared this was going to be repulsive pickup artist bullshit, and it very much was. And much of it was the kind of wacky 60s comedy I don't much like. But it did do some very interesting things with language, throwing sentence fragments around in almost incomprehensible, staccato bursts. And there were elements that reminded me a lot more of If...., one of my favorite films, a lot more than I expected. But I'm having to squint a lot to say anything positive about it, and I'm not sure why I'm bothering.
The Go-Between (1971)
I liked this well enough, but I must have been more tired than I realized because I completely failed to realize there were interspersed scenes set 50 years after the main action until WAY too late in the movie. So I spent a lot of it being confused why I'd seen cars and a television set, yet someone had referred to "the war" and meant the Boer War! Though, reading the plot summary on Wikipedia, I think maybe you just needed to have read the book to understand everything that was happening.
The Mattei Affair (1972)
Learning about Italian history is an emerging theme of this project. We're into the gritty 70s now, and this movie pairs nicely with The Conversation, which would win the Palme d'Or two years later. Quite enjoyable, though it does suffer some from the inherent problem of biopics -- how do you turn a life into a well-formed narrative, and not just a sequence of events?
The Hireling (1973)
It didn't help that I was watching this on a random youtube of dubious pedigree and worse encoding quality, but I found this to be an oppressive, claustrophobic movie. Which was at least in part the intention, I think, but being outside of British class anxieties, it didn't really speak to me. Like how the failure mode of clever is asshole, the failure mode of 70s grit is mildly repulsed boredom.
Scarecrow (1973)
Pure 70s grit with Gene Hackman and Al Pacino in a movie that I ended up liking a lot more than I expected to. I sometimes have trouble getting into rambling, episodic plots, but the nuances of their performances and the development of the relationship between them was really captivating. The abrupt ending hit particularly hard.
The Long Absence (1961)
Jumping back in time a bit here as physical media for the unstreamable ones final arrive. Slow, subtle and heartbreaking. The unresolved ending felt fully justified as a way to put us in the mindspace of the protagonist, and not just a gimmick. Definitely underrated.
Padre Padrone (1977)
Brutal child abuse in Sardinia. Also a surprising amount of bestiality. All within a framing device that Wes Anderson might have filmed. Fascinating, but not exactly enjoyable.
The Birds, the Bees and the Italians (1966)
Another one I had to wait for physical media to arrive in order to watch. And now I own a copy of a vile movie about vile people doing vile things that I will definitely never watch again. Blech.
Chronicle of the Years of Fire (1975)
An understated epic on the lead up to the Algerian war for independence, seen through the eyes of a peasant who gets increasingly more involved as tensions escalate. Sadly I was watching a low quality scan with fairly bad captions, but it was still enthralling.
A Man and a Woman (1966)
Charming and vibe-y. One of those minor works that have an oversized emotional impact, by just doing the basic stuff super well. I kept trying to figure out what the significance of the sections filmed in color vs BW was, but like If...., I now see it was arbitrarily driven by the budget.
I'm now over 50% done with the Palme d'Or list! (Having started at about 30&.) It's going much faster than I expected, but having a list of movies to pull from has proven to be very convenient when combined with the new and exciting forms of insomnia I've been exploring.
The Working Class Goes to Heaven (1971)
A messy but interesting film. Bonus: it featured lots of machining, though much of that was more of a cautionary tale when it comes to shop safety.
This one proved elusive, as it's not available for streaming, but luckily Scarecrow, the one big (really big!) rental store left in town, had a copy. Except the first time I carelessly grabbed the Blu-Ray instead of the DVD, and my region-free player is DVD only. Whoops. I'm enjoying going to the rental store after brunch as part of my normal Saturday routine, though. I think I'll keep doing that, even when everything on the docket is available streaming. Gods know that Google and Amazon don't need any more of my money.
Man of Iron (1981)
An powerful, riveting portrayal of a spineless journalist sent to dig up dirt on the leader of a strike in communist Poland. It manages a delicate combination of being simultaneously optimistic and pessimistic. Pretty amazing that it got made at all, it just squeaked through during a short window of lax censorship following the events being portrayed in the movie. It's a sequel to Man of Marble, focusing on the father of the strike leader, and I think I'll have to watch that one too.
The Tree of Wooden Clogs (1978)
A meditative, almost languid slice of life of late 19th century Lombard peasants. I found it surprisingly gripping -- I think because the cinematography was an amazing balancing act of being entirely understated and naturalistic while still somehow making every frame look like the work of an old master.
The Tin Drum (1979)
A very strange movie, with some incredibly uncomfortable scenes. There was a surrealism to it I liked, but it never quite leaned into that. There were some sweeping historical epic elements that I also liked, but it couldn't really commit to those either. There was a holy fool, and I love holy fools, but he isn't used very well. I dunno. Maybe don't put 11 year old actors in explicit sex scenes, even if they are playing a 16 year old?
Anyway, I'm now done with the 1970s.
Missing (1982)
Jack Lemmon tries to uncover what happened to his son who was disappeared in the Chilean coup, slowly realizing the extent of the US involvement and how naive his trust in his own government was. Intense and searingly painful at times. Lemmon really didn't get enough credit as a dramatic actor, because he was absolutely brilliant in this.
Oh, and since there was some surprise expressed that we still have a real video store in Seattle, here is it (minus a few rooms behind the camera) in all its glory. I'm so glad we've managed to keep it open this long -- and hopefully the tide is turning on physical media enough that maybe it can survive someday without fundraisers.
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The view from the second floor of a large retail space with an open atrium in the center. The main floor and the sides of the wraparound balcony are filled with racks of video disks, with rooms on the second floor labeled DRAMA, COMEDY and ANIMATION.
The Ballad of Narayama (1983)
There are themes of being reconciled with death, and the inexorable cycle of life, but really, this is about how brutal life as a peasant was. There is also some symbolism going on with snakes that I didn't understand.
Also, this is the first time I've seen subtitles offer verbose cultural explanations outside of anime fansubs.
When Father Was Away on Business (1985)
New bit of history I suddenly realize I'm weak on: Yugoslavia! Didn't really love it, but it wasn't as actively vile as the other one of this director I have seen, the one with a slur in the title. But still some icky scenes whose purpose I didn't understand.
Yol (1982)
A travelogue of several prisoners granted a one week leave. I'm more impressed now that I've read the backstory, how it was written and directed (by means of detailed instructions) by someone who was in prison, who then broke out of prison to go edit it in Switzerland! And it remains controversial in Turkey, despite it outlasting the regime is was criticizing, because Kurdistan.
This also takes the prize for the hardest to acquire and watch so far. The rights remain a mess, and the only version I could find was a Scarecrow rental. On VHS. So I dug out some old friends that I had packed away when I moved for grad school in 2007 and hadn't touched since getting back in 2010. Except the emergency VCR didn't work, so I had to resort to the *backup* emergency VCR. Yay for being a packrat!
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A small old CRT television set sitting on an even older VCR sitting on an equally ancient studio S-VHS VCR. The screen says "YOL" in large, blurry, stencil-style letters.
The Mission (1986)
I'm glad this bit of history was told, but I also wish the emotional heart of the story wasn't a reformed fatricidal slave trader. And that any of the indigenous people were actual characters, not just abstract noble savages. But I guess anti-colonialism has to start somewhere?
I've been forgetting to post these since last week, so...
Under the Sun of Satan (1987)
A hauntingly weird movie, in part because it's edited like it was randomly cut down from something 3 times as long. Each individual scene is great, but there isn't much connective tissue between them.
Pelle the Conqueror (1987)
Beautiful and powerful, but oh so very dour. It sure doesn't make 19th century Denmark look very appealing, to the point of actually making me feel sympathetic towards Kierkegaard. And that guy was a total prat, so that's saying something.
And that wraps up the 80s!
The Piano (1993)
A gorgeous film I couldn't really get into.
The Best Intentions (1992)
I was prepared for tedium, not having liked Fanny and Alexander all that much, but I found something really compelling about this one. I was actually surprised when it ended that a full 3 hours had passed! Something just felt very real and compelling about the relationship between the two leads.
Underground (1995)
...hard to know what to say, other than it being a fucking wild ride of a movie. I started it at 2 in the morning, having just biked back from the shop, hoping to maybe get an hour in before going to sleep. I watched all 3 hours, glued to the screen. Some amazing imagery mixed in with an absurdist-to-the-point-of-delirium story that is an allegory for the history of Yugoslavia in the 20th century? Another one to add to the "how have I never heard of this before???" list.
The Eel (1997)
I'm not cranking through these as fast as I was for a while there, which is actually a pretty good sign for the state of my mental health. But I'm still excited for the project, because it introduces me to weird little gems like this that I never would have watched otherwise. I thought this was going to be a depressing study in isolation and alienation, but it ended up being oddly affirming.
The Son's Room (2001)
A study of a family falling apart after the death of one of the teenage son. It was heart wrenching, but I think only because of using the cheat code of such a tragic event. The actual writing was not up to the task. Some really good acting from the younger sister, though.
Taste of Cherry (1997)
This starts with a simple premise (man searches for someone willing to bury him after he kills himself) and takes it to the deeply socially awkward reality of actually asking that of wary strangers. Combined with a very simple, naturalistic style and a willingness to really sit in silence, the result is unique and fascinating.
Elephant (2003)
Imagine a movie with terrible acting and improvised dialog that looks like shit. Oh, and it's about a school shooting, but doesn't really have anything to say about that, or anything else.
At least it was only 81 minutes long.
The Child (2005)
Big Trainspotting vibes, but Belgian. Only 96 minutes long, but it felt like it could have been 45. I think it handled the ending well, having the dirtbag father do something passably noble and acknowledging how much he had fucked up, without asking us to forgive him -- or even necessarily believe it was anything other than another impulsive act on his part. It was a nice slow revelation that the title really referred to him, and not the literal newborn infant around whom the plot revolves
Eternity and a Day (1998)
A dreamy little mess (non-derogatory) of a movie. I liked how it ramped up the surreal, mythopoetic elements, but wish it had taken it farther.
Rosetta (1999)
A compelling little portrait that doesn't really go anywhere, constantly interrupted with late-90s shakey-cam.
The Wind that Shakes the Barley (2006)
Gripping, tense and heart-breaking. War is hell, civil war more so, and fuck all colonial empires. (Yes, very much including my own.)
The Class (2008)
Like a French Stand and Deliver, except the teacher is a bit of a jerk, and it's not inspiring at all.
4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days (2007)
Grim, claustrophobic and devastating, this follows college roommates arranging an illegal abortion in communist Romania. Glad I watched it. Will definitely never watch it again.
The White Ribbon (2009)
Disturbing acts of random violence plague a small village, plus a charming love story. Some real Wisconsin Death Trip vibes, but with something of a narrative arc. It doesn't really resolve, but I didn't care. This one will stick with me.
Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives (2010)
Languid and pleasantly weird, but I'm pretty sure I don't have the cultural background to properly appreciate it. Probably the second best fish-fucking movie of that decade.
The Tree of Life (2011)
It was only upon getting here in the list that I realized I had been mixing The Tree of Life up with The Fountain for the last 15 years. Which does kind of make sense, as that one is also trying to reconcile human loss with the vastness of our cosmic background. I just thought this was the less interesting of the two.
Amour (2012)
A brutally realistic portrayal of someone in terminal decline, to the point that watching it felt cruelly dehumanizing. I've watched 4 loved ones go through that already. I probably have another 4 to go. I didn't need a 9th. And that's not even getting into the violence at the end.
Blue is the Warmest Color (2013)
Ugh, what a weird mess. The visual style is subtle but distinct, playing with extreme closeups (particularly around messy eating) in a way that was moderately interesting. Some very good acting, and a script that was only occasionally cringeworthy. But the 180 minute runtime definitely wasn't justified, and far too much of that was taken up with gratuitous and deeply-male-gazey sex scenes. Mostly lesbian, with, of course, a male director. Just straight up porn, complete with the inability to go more than 20 seconds without the participants changing to a new (but equally impractical) position.
Winter Sleep (2014)
This took me 4 sessions to get through, as I kept falling asleep. Some of that is just my poor sleeping habits, but definitely not all. I wish more of it had been focused on the landscape of Cappadocia, where it is set, instead of the tediously condescending main character.
@attoparsec I remember really liking The Eel.
Just stumbled across your thread, hence replying to something you posted six months ago.
i do think it's funny that any company that wants a huge influx of extremely good engineers could just say "we are not doing ai" on the careers site
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they should make a new pirate bay and call it the Torrent Nexus
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penguin mage-priest: "sentient machines? there is a reason why every mage carries a sharp stick..."
@simontatham i think this is not quite what you're describing but I have this in my ~/.gitconfig and it made a huge difference for me (it's why the "20 random semi-abandoned branches" system is workable)
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sort = -committerdate
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